Talking about the sky at night

This night, Xiang Qian drank two wines in a row, but he felt that he was in a very good state, and in Qionglou Yuyu, he even directly overturned Zhao Shengli and his friends.

Back in the hut, he was still in a state of excitement caused by alcohol, and grabbed He Zheng and sat on the sofa in the living room.

"Comrade Lao He, I have found that since I successfully rushed through the customs, my alcohol consumption has also grown a lot! Oh, hahaha......"

He Zhengshen was speechless.

He Zhengshen patted He Zhengshen on the shoulder lightly and lightly and said: "Comrade He, if you have something to say, let it go! Don't make such a sad face, our party's policy has always been to allow people to speak freely, and a hundred schools of thought contending is spring." ”

He Zheng shook his head straight.

At this time, his thinking turned extremely fast, and he changed the topic in a moment, pulled it back and said: "Don't say it, Comrade Lao He, this cultivation method you taught really works! Hey, at least, at least it has raised my drinking volume by more than one grade, right?"

Unable to bear it anymore, He Zhengshen said with a straight face: "Little brother, I taught you, but the superior method of cultivating immortals, how can it be related to drinking? Don't you think...... Don't think it'......."

He Zhengshen couldn't find the appropriate words for a while, so he was speechless.

"Comrade He, I'm going to talk about you. Why can't we be tied together? I ask you, why? The revolutionary martyrs of the older generation once taught us to apply what we have learned! Do you understand? You, for example, 'Viagra', have you heard of it?"

He Zheng nodded embarrassedly.

"Hey, that's it! This 'viagra', when it was first developed, it wasn't for aphrodisiac, right? What's the matter now, the first brother in the aphrodisiac world! ”

"So, you cultivate your fairy road, I repair my wine road, let's this river water does not interfere with well water, the road faces the sky, and each walks half of the way, isn't it?"

I couldn't listen to it anymore, I really couldn't listen to it anymore, He Zhengshen could only shake his head and sigh.

Seeing that no one took care of him, he felt bored, so he changed the topic and said: "Lao He, Lao He, hey, I said, you always wear such the same suit all day long, and you still have your small suitcase, are you tired?

He Zhengshen didn't pay attention to this, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but lose his voice: "Tired? ”

"No, you don't take a look, it's a hot day now, although our Taiming City is like spring all year round, and there are probably few people wearing suits like you on the street. Besides, aren't you a fairy? Can you also change it often, looking at this suit every day, I almost want to vomit, I. ”

In the past hundred years, no one has ever seen himself, what he wears, even if he doesn't wear it, no one has ever complained, He Zhengshen has long been used to not being verbose in these subsections, so he almost does not consider these aspects, I never thought about it, but this kid is taking it seriously.

Hey, it's just a trivial matter, He Zhengshen didn't bother to quarrel with this kid anymore, and when he thought about it, he changed into a set of cool summer clothes all over his body.

"Hey, hey!" Xiang Qian was surprised, clapped his hands and laughed: "Didn't you say that there is no other mana?" ha, your mana is really boundless. ”

"Carving insect skills, what a good idea!" He Zheng said humbly, feeling a sense of pride in his heart, and wanted to hear how this kid praised his pitiful spell.

I didn't think about it, so I changed the topic and asked: "Lao He, it's time to talk about your little suitcase, is it too outdated?" ”

"No, no, no. He Zheng waved his hand straight and said, "This is the basic equipment of the public servants in the fairy world, and I don't have the right to change it." As he spoke, he hugged the small suitcase tightly.

"Look at you, I didn't say I wanted you, hug so tightly! ”

He Zhengshen still only shook his head, but he didn't let go.

"Alright, alright, I don't want yours. But, Lao He, speaking of which, what's in it? Hey, I said, open it and take a look, ah, just take a look!"

Look at it, He Zheng said physically and mentally, if it weren't for my quick hands, this kid would have come directly to get my box, and the things in it can't be seen casually, and the heavenly secret can't be leaked, I can't break the rules of heaven. No, these things, even if anyone except me gets them, they can't open them, and even if they do, they can't see them.

Thinking of this, He Zhengshen slowly put down the suitcase.

"That's it, yes, yes, put it down. Don't act like a thief. He leaned forward and said, "Well, if I don't do it, you can tell me what's inside?"

He Zhengshen shook his head, stopped moving forward, reached out and grabbed the suitcase, and said with a smile: "You forced me to do this!"

As soon as I grabbed it, I obviously put a suitcase there well, but I didn't catch it, and I tried it several times before I gave up.

"Hahaha", this time, it was He Zhengshen's turn to laugh and say, "I didn't expect this trick......, right?

Xiang Qian was slightly angry, and then threw it away and said, "Isn't it just a broken box?

Looking at He Zheng's smug appearance, Xiang Qian couldn't help but be critical again: "Comrade He, what kind of fun are you happy about?" Let me ask you, have you reported the agreement signed tonight?"

"What's the hurry, after ten days, we will have more achievements......" As soon as the words came out, He Zhengshen felt speechless.

Sure enough, Xiang Qian stood up suddenly, pointed at He Zhengshen and said, "What? You have to tell me clearly, what is going on? What ten days and eight days? Lao He, I don't see it, your old boy can really keep the goods in his belly!"

"No, no, no, this and this ......" He Zhengshen didn't know where to start explaining for a while.

"Let's talk!" Xiang Qian poured a large glass of water, took a sip of it, and sat in front of He Zheng.

"Hey!" He Zhengshen sighed, he shouldn't have hidden this kid in the first place, but now he is so passive, like a thief. But on second thought, this kind of behavior of oneself is indeed a thief!

At that moment, He Zheng's face turned red, and he snorted and said, "Blame me, blame me, I should have made it clear to you at one time before." After signing this resume, if the other party is not in a hurry, we can keep it on hand for a few more days. ”

"According to the rules, if the refining is reported within ten days, it is impossible for us to get any commission except for the final task completion award. Let's talk about this task completion reward, which is based on the Yuan Jing we collected at the end, and this is calculated as the base, as long as the task is completed, that is to say, the Yuan Jing that can be collected for 30 years every hundred years in the Nether Realm, you can get 10% of the reward. ”

"Of course, as a public official of the Heavenly Realm, I still have an additional salary to receive every year, and in the end, it was also given to me by Yuan Jing. ”

"And if the part of the Yuan Jing collected is more than 30 years old, if it is less than 50 years, the reward for us can be increased to 15%; For more than 50 years, within 100 years, it can rise to 20%, and in the same way, within 300 years, the reward is 25%, and then up, it is capped at 30%. However, over the years, except for one who has received 274 years of Yuan Jing, no one has ever been able to break the 300-year limit. ”

"Oops...... It's only one or twenty percent of the reward every year, and besides, we're still two people sharing it equally, and my good boy has to cut it in half! I'm still pointing to its immortality! It's too dark!"

"Don't, don't, beware of hearing from above. He Zhengshen waved his hand vigorously.

"What's the matter if you hear it? If it's not even, I won't believe it!" continued to shout in front of the direction. Before he finished speaking, he immediately thought that he didn't believe in any gods and monsters at all before, but there was a living one standing in front of him, Lao He said that the above would hear it, and if he couldn't really hear it, he was not allowed to do this business by himself at that time, wouldn't he lose a lot of money!

Thinking of this, he didn't dare to scold again, and said back: "Hey, I mean, then our business has to be tightened a little more, think about it, I finally received 50 years of yuan essence, and how much will we be rewarded in total? ”

"'Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now we are stepping forward from the beginning', grandma's, Lao He, it seems that we have to hurry up, '10,000 years is too long, seize the day', hey, if it weren't for the rabbit not to eat the grass by the nest, see if I don't develop all my colleagues in the unit!"

"Yes, yes, yes. He Zhengshen had no choice but to echo and said.

"Wait a while, hurry up and turn the agreement of Zhao Shengli's friend, we are only opening now, and we have to rely on these people to help us spread the word. We can't just go to the TV station to advertise and distribute leaflets all over the streets, right? We have to rely on credibility to win. By the way, you go on, what is ten and a half days?"

"Hey, I mean, according to the rules, if we can press those agreements that are not too anxious, and do it within ten days and thirty days, we can get an extra 10 days of rewards at the end of the year, and if it is delayed for 30 days and less than half a year, we can get 30 more days, and if we can drag it out for less than two years, we can get 60 more days. ”

"Well, this can be considered, it's just that not now, now we want to be popular, we can't wait, we must resolutely achieve immediate results and respond to requests!"