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For the next two days, I played chess with the old man in Murong Villa, and took the opportunity to get some useful information. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info I'm bored, but luckily there is wine in the cabin, move out of the easy chair to bask in the sun and drink.

After a while, I heard a couple of men and women talking in the depths of the peach forest, and everyone was curious, so I pricked up my ears and eavesdropped.

The woman said Brother Feng, don't mess around, it's not good to be seen by the old immortal, and Mrs. asked me to pick some peach blossoms to make peach blossom cake.

Brother Feng said, little peach, my little baby, don't worry, he went out to visit friends in the morning, and it is estimated that he will not be able to come back for a while, there are only you and me here, but I want to die, let me kiss it.

Ah, I've met the Living Spring Palace, how can I miss such a good thing?

Hearing that little peach, she was a little angry, you are messing with flowers and grass everywhere, I have been inconvenient for the past two days, let's talk about it another day.

Brother Feng said, I have been too strict with my boss in the past few days, and I finally had the opportunity to come out to accompany you?

Little Peach said, stay with me, you just want to me! So many times, I've become your free chicken!

Brother Feng said, you endure it for a few more days, in a few days at the martial arts conference, my father will become the head of the Murong family, I will marry you and enter the door, baby, I want to kill you.

Twelve seconds later, Xiao Taohong said, you do things weekdays, but the critical moment is quite fast.

Brother Feng scolded his mother, damn it, I bought fake medicine again, and fucking said that the golden gun would not fall, seven times in one night. When I meet that Mai god again, I'll have to skin him! Damn the Northerners, it's disgusting!

I think it's funny, I guess that Yuzuki Mai guy took out his inferior pills to fool people again.

Xiao Taohong said, do you think that in this martial arts conference, the second master can be the leader of the alliance?

Brother Feng said, the position of the head of the Murong family back then was originally my father's, and later let that Murong Baiyun deceive him. God has mercy, that Murong Baiyun didn't give birth to a leader, he deserves to be the last one.

Murong Baiyun is Mingjiao's father and the current head of the Murong family. It's no wonder that the Mingjiao dress up as a man on weekdays, and it is estimated that the Murong family has raised her as a man since she was a child.

I've been in this broken yard for a few days, and there is no news of Mingjiao, so it's better to take the opportunity to make a big fuss, maybe it can have some effect, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu just shook his ass and left.

So he picked up a bottle and threw it on the ground, with a crisp click, scaring a man and a woman in the peach blossom forest half to death.

Who?

I walked out the door and saw a fat-headed and big-eared boy with a big ear hugging the maid named Little Pink. I arched my hand, sorry, I just woke up.

The boy's eyes flashed, and he asked me, did you hear what you said just now?

I nodded and said, not a word. He smiled again: Childe can't be kidney deficiency or prostate inflammation, right?

Xiao Taohong said, Brother Feng, this guy is the vegetable farmer in the garden, he just came for a long time, anyway, there is no one now, it is better to ...... He made a clicking gesture as he spoke.

The boy nodded and said do you want to do it yourself, or will I give you a good time?

I'd better do it myself, Chairman Mao * said that I would do it myself.

Count you as a kid, don't worry, I'll find you a good coffin, and then find a mage to give you a little more time.

All right.

A quarter of an hour later.

The fat man is impatient, why are you grinding and chirping, I said that since you want me to die, then you have to pick a good time, otherwise you will get to the king of Hades in a while, what should you do if you encounter a traffic jam?

Another quarter of an hour later.

The fat man said yes, otherwise don't blame me for being rude, and took out a knife from his arms as he spoke. Little Peach said that you god damn it, when you did that with me just now, you still hid a knife? The fat man said, you shut up, and then I will overtake you with you. Little Peach hurriedly didn't speak.

I just thought about it, and suddenly I don't want to die, what should I do?

The fat man is furious, you kid entertains your uncle! Saying a few steps in front of me, he wants to stab me with a knife, I see that his steps are vain, and his martial arts are only between seven or eight grades, if it was changed half a year ago, I would not be his opponent, now, don't blame me for being too heavy.

I dodged, dodged the fat man's attack, stretched out my hand and slapped it, I found that my slap magic was really easy, and it was getting smoother and smoother. The fat man was slapped in the face, and he was furious, and he used a trick monkey to steal peaches and attack me under the plate. I kicked him with a dagger, and then with a twist, I pressed him to a peach tree.

Ten slaps in the face of a dog!

In less than ten strokes, I beat him into a pig's head, and his mouth, nose and eyes were bleeding. Seeing that something was wrong, Xiao Taohong hurriedly ran out to call someone, and I waited for him to call someone. After a while, a middle-aged woman dressed in silk and satin with a golden headband rushed over.

Stop it!

I let go of Brother Feng and looked at the lady coldly. The middle-aged woman hurriedly came over to help Brother Feng and asked Bao'er, what's the matter?

Brother Feng's martial arts are not good, and the wicked first sue is not small: Mother, just now I passed by the peach forest, and I heard Xiao Taohong shouting for help inside, I came over to take a look, this guy actually wanted to plot against Xiao Taohong, so I came to the rescue, who expected that this thief's martial arts were too high.

The middle-aged woman's face was full of anger, and she raised her head and asked, Is there such a thing?

I said that you gave birth to a good son, do you want to give him an award for righteousness and bravery?

The fat man asked, what is this?

The third housekeeper who rushed over after hearing the sound hurriedly apologized to the middle-aged woman, and said Second grandmother, don't be angry, I will handle this matter, and I will definitely satisfy you.

The middle-aged woman said that the subordinates in the house are becoming more and more ignorant of the rules, and it is time to kill chickens to show the monkeys.

The third housekeeper said, Qin Sanguan, in broad daylight, you dare to rape the maid in the mansion, this kind of behavior is hateful and shameful, come here, tie him up and hand him over to the government!

I said that the third housekeeper, you don't ask whether it is right or wrong, you can listen to what others say, it's too incompetent, right? The middle-aged woman said, my Bao'er is well-behaved and filial on weekdays, and he never lies, but I'm quite interested, I want to hear what you have to say?

I smiled and said, your Bao'er took advantage of the old man's absence, and asked your little peach to come here for a private meeting, your little peach has been inconvenient in recent days, your Bao'er took fake medicine, the overlord made a bow, and the speed was fast, it only took twelve seconds to break the Guinness record, your little peach was not satisfied, and your Bao'er said that she wanted to marry her into the door. Then he pointed to the fat man and said, this brother, I forgot to remind you just now, you haven't closed the zipper yet.

Everyone saw the fat man hurriedly zipping up, but he caught the balls in a hurry, and there was a burst of wailing and laughter.

When the middle-aged woman saw that the more I spoke, the more ugly it became, and she said angrily: "Enough! You are talking nonsense here, who will believe it?"

A familiar voice said: I believe!

I sniffed and laughed.

Even if no one in the world believes me, it is enough for you to believe me.