14 The murder caused by the maid's dessert shop
Long Xu called me many times, saying that the monsters were impatient, I had guessed that this would be the case, so I asked Shi Dashan Huo Yu and them to take Xiao Lu and Jiang Ziya to a nearby dessert shop and other places to eat something first, and let Long Xu stay by himself to watch the big pile of things bought in the supermarket.
Anyway, Long Xu is an honest and easy to bully monk, isn't he?
I specifically instructed Shi Dashan that they should never go to places like McDonald's, KFC, Pizza Hut, I don't want them to eat the things there.
After being busy for a long time, I bought a car and got a temporary license plate, and after saying goodbye to Chen Bing, I drove a small Hyundai and Huang You drove a well-off, and returned to the supermarket near the door to find the dragon's beard. At this time, he was crouching on the side of the road, surrounded by large bags full of plastic bags. Those who don't know think he's picking up waste.
He was amazed to see me coming back in a car. When I tell him what's going on, he's going to rub it up and drive it away.
I didn't care so much, I threw the key to him, as long as they loaded the things they bought into the pickup truck after I found the youkai and Jiang Ziya back, and there were no clothes to buy.
I searched all the way, and soon found the dessert shop that Long Xu said, not seeing the name of the store, but Shi Dashan standing at the door of the store depressed.
I walked over to him and asked him curiously, "Why are you standing, why don't you go in? Even if you save me money, you don't have to do this, you can go in and watch other people eat desserts to relieve their cravings." ”
Shi Dashan shook his head and said, "I also wanted to go in, but I scared the waiter inside." ”
Huh? Scare the waiter?
Although Shi Dashan looks like that, but this kind of situation is really rare, and the waiters in this store are too timid, what kind of damage did Shi Dashan's young heart become?
When I came in, I knew that I was going to bleed, not because they were foodies who didn't know the problem of saving me money, but because this shop turned out to be a maid dessert shop, and the waiters in it were all young and beautiful girls dressed as maids.
No wonder the waiters inside are afraid of Shi Dashan.
Things here are generally expensive, not for desserts, but for the eyes!
Money, money!
Why are you so inhumane, you guys who are fighting on the streets, and why don't you all die if you waste my money like this?
As soon as I came in, I quickly sent Huo Yu and them, and at this time they were surrounded by almost all the maids in the store, and the other otaku idiots could only watch the maids abandon them. The reason is still that, these three gods and a white fox are too cute, and any appearance here is enough to make this group of maid girls. Well...... Isn't it okay to be a little green and a little white-haired nymphomania?
When I came in for a short while, a maid didn't pay any attention to me. As I approached them, I saw that the glass table of the three great gods was full of delicate small plates and glasses that had been eaten and drunk.
Midori and Shiro were separated, and they were held and ravaged by several maids, and when they saw me, they all begged me for help.
Jiang Ziya only cares about eating and drinking, and his indifferent appearance can only make the maids be crazy about him on the side.
Huo Yu smiled and talked and laughed with the maids, while taking a sip of water.
In this case, it seems that most of the things on the table are done by Jiang Ziya.
I stood behind the maids with a grim face and shouted, "Have you eaten enough, and I'll leave when you've had enough!"
The maids looked at me, the sudden visitor, and Midori and White were able to break free and ran towards me. Midori hid behind me, and Shiro suddenly climbed onto my shoulder and looked at the group of witches in fear.
Midori and Shiro are so clingy to me, which makes the maids think I'm peculiar.
Huo Yu saw my hateful look, so he had to say goodbye to a few maids and come to me. And Jiang Ziya, this little ghost, still ignores me, which makes me angry like a cow.
"Li Xiaoming......" I said in an unkind tone.
No bird for me.
The maids felt that the atmosphere was not right, and they all got out of the way.
"Li Xiaoming......"
Still no bird for me.
Xiao Lu carefully pulled my clothes, Huo Yu was very embarrassed, and even Xiao Bai on my shoulder felt the anger in my heart.
I slammed his table and roared, "Uncle Cao!" Lao Tzu has never seen you hang like this, Lao Tzu has never been so angry, don't you want to kill me?
The maids were startled, and a mature one came to persuade them, but I waved them away.
Huo Yu said gently: "Boss, don't be angry, he's still a child." ”
I pointed at Jiang Ziya and shouted, "He's still a child, he's hundreds of times older than me." It's such a hateful old man who doesn't know how to respect others at such an old age!"
"Is that enough?"
Jiang Ziya put down the spoon and looked up at me with anger in his eyes.
"Give you a way to live and don't know how to cherish, and now come to find death?"
Huo Yu stopped between the two of us and persuaded: "It's two brothers, don't hurt the harmony." ”
"With his arrogant appearance, he still wants to be my brother, don't even send me!"
"This lowly monster is also Uncle Ben's brother, what are you kidding for eight lifetimes?!"
We glared at each other and the atmosphere was tense.
Thereupon...... Azima said with a grin: "The slave family misses the blood of this cultivator very much. ”
I quickly closed my eyes, and Jiang Ziya quickly reached into my pocket. He was still a step slower than me, and I opened my eyes and activated the thousand-year-old demon pupil, completely illusory.
The scene of the two of us changed, and the flames burned in an instant, and when we reacted to each other, we were already in a burning wasteland.
We stood at each other more than ten meters apart, Jiang Ziya looked left and right, and then looked at me coldly.
"It's been a long time since you've used a thousand-year-old demon pupil, you guy, you're really killing yourself. ”
I snorted coldly, and at the same time replied arrogantly: "Little ghost, I think you really owe this beating." Didn't your mom and dad teach you to respect others?"
"Respect for people, not for ants. ”
"I'm going to beat your ass. ”
"The guy with a mouth full of feces is about to make you kneel and beg for mercy. ”
Jiang Ziya took out a small cloth bag and was about to stretch out his weapon inside. Suddenly, he frowned, hurriedly rolled to the side, and a black lightning bolt slashed down from the sky, hitting the place where Jiang Ziya was just standing.
The response is so fast, and the sense of crisis is also super strong......
Jiang Ziya, who jumped aside, had already taken out the Whip and Kunlun Mirror, and looked at the original position vigilantly. When the flaming wind blew away the dust, the hideous black giant sword Azima appeared in Jiang Ziya's gaze.
On the giant sword, the red nebula's eyes looked at Jiang Ziya mockingly.
"It's been a long time, Lord Taigongwang, the slave family misses you very much. ”
"Source of Chaos......" Jiang Ziya showed a little fear, but even more hatred.
With a lift of my right hand, Azima flew out of the ground and across the sky, and soon landed in front of me, where I held it in my hand.
Azima: "Do you know how to do it?" ”
"Hmmm......"
I watched Jiang Ziya's every move, and I knew in my heart that in the face of such a strong person, I would never be able to act like a joke anymore.
Jiang Ziya walked towards me step by step, and said in an indifferent tone: "Just like three thousand years ago, we still have to fight. ”
"Heh, as long as you swear to listen to me obediently in the future, I am still willing to let you go. ”
"No kidding!"
Jiang Ziya's face was hideous, and he came straight towards me with a stiff whip. Although he didn't use his true qi, his speed was also very fast.
I raised my sword to block, and the magic sword collided with the whip, and the impact spread the flames around me, and at this moment, Jiang Ziya and I glared at each other.
In an instant, I fought more than a dozen times, and in the complete illusion I had Azima, and for a while I was on par with Jiang Ziya, and the ground around me was destroyed by us.
While fighting, Azima also said to me: "Sure enough, Jiang Ziya doesn't have any true anger now, otherwise you would be the one who should be beaten now." You only need to let this completely illusory world have no aura to have a chance to defeat him. ”
It's not hard for me to control this world, and I've denied the aura attribute back when I created this illusion.
"Did you find out?" As if seeing what I was thinking, Jiang Ziya sneered and said while fighting with me: "Have you already found out about Uncle Ben's lack of true anger?"
I knocked him back a few meters with a sword, and said proudly, "Hey, so are you ready to be my little brother obediently?"
"You'll regret saying that. ”
Jiang Ziya's whip slammed towards me, I raised my sword to block, Azima suddenly shouted to me to be careful, my eyes sharpened, I saw that the whip had become soft, and in this case, I was able to dodge my giant sword and stab me directly.
I hurriedly jumped back, but the Divine Whip still caught up, not stabbing me, but wrapped around the magic sword.
As soon as Jiang Ziya pulled it, I pulled someone with a sword into the air. Jiang Ziya waved, and my whole body was thrown to the ground. Luckily, I was able to turn around in mid-air in time, and my feet hit the ground first, causing me to fall to my knees, but at least it didn't hurt.
The Demon Sword found a powerful chaotic force on its body, and broke free from the whip that was entwining around it. But before I could stand firmly, Jiang Ziya took a picture of me with the Kunlun mirror.
Immediately, the chaotic energy on the body of the Demon Sword was dispersed, and all of them turned towards me, and I was immediately knocked dozens of meters away, sliding an obvious trace on the ground.
It hurt so much that I could barely breathe, and I even felt like my heart stopped beating for a while.
Azima shouted: "Jump away!"
I didn't care about it right away, so I hurriedly supported the ground with one hand and rolled to the side. There was a whistling sound in his ears, and the place where he was lying just now had been shattered by the whip.
It's a rhythm that really kills you!
Fortunately, it was in a complete illusion, otherwise it would have been photographed like this in reality, and the corpse would be directly shattered!
I hurriedly stood firm, and what I saw was that Jiang Ziya's whip had become super long from dozens of meters away, and I could even be beaten far away.
As soon as Jiang Ziya slapped the divine whip, the long whip retracted back to a prototype that was only more than a meter long.
It's really a pervert, I can't force me like this without real anger, is there any chance of winning a fight with him like this?
Jiang Ziya stopped the pursuit and sneered at me with the whip on his shoulder.
"Ji Zhi, do you still want to fight me now? It's too tender. ”