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The closer you get to Jinling, the more people on the road get up. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info has not held a martial arts conference for 20 years, and as soon as the hero post was posted, the people in the rivers and lakes of Eighteen Zhou Road, regardless of whether they received an invitation or not, flocked to Jinling City.

Once in twenty years, whether it is a long-famous hero or a nameless gangster who wanders the market, if you want to miss this martial arts conference, the devil knows how long you will have to wait. If you don't show your face at the martial arts conference, get familiar with the masters and heroes of the rivers and lakes, take a few group photos, and be embarrassed to brag to your friends when you go back.

Jiangnan is not as good as the capital, and the control of weapons such as swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks is not very strict. This made the Jiangnan prefect Lu Bendao Lu very angry, and demanded that all yamen strengthen patrols, and if there is any sexual trouble, they will all be arrested, so that the people in the county yamen and prisons will be troubled for a while.

I went to Jinling with Yuzuki Mai, Yuzuki Mai did not forget her old job, and along the way, she also fooled a few unknown heroes and ignorant girls to calculate a few hexagrams and cheat some money.

I asked Teak, can you really turn stones into gold, do you know 500 years and 500 years?

Teak rolled his eyes and said, If I could turn stones into gold and predict the future, I would have gone to buy lottery tickets a long time ago, and I still ate the last meal like you?

What about life and death in the iron mouth, looking at the numerology of people's fate?

Teak Dao, you are a feudal superstition!

Teak then sighed, my master said that my birthday is isolated by God, and I am born with an unlucky life, and my life is hard and hard, and I am used to it all these years by walking and stepping on dog shit, or being struck by lightning in the rain, and watching widows take a bath and be caught. As the saying goes, there are times in life when you have to have it, and there are times in life when you don't have to ask for it.

I said you call it superstition.

We didn't go fast, we also took an ox cart in the middle and walked more than ten miles, we saw that there were still fifty or sixty miles away from Jinling City, and decided to find an inn nearby to stay for one night. Teak said, I have a habit of living in a hotel, I have to live in a black store to ensure safety. If you stay in an ordinary inn, you will either be injured or lose your wealth.

The two of them came to an inn, and Teak went up and asked, "Man, are you a black shop?"

The guy said, we are an inn officially registered in the Yamen, with complete procedures and fair prices, how can it be a black shop?

Teak said, "That's not going to stop."

The guy watched the two of us go, and muttered in the back, "Sick in the head?" and I was about to turn around and theorize, when I was stopped by Teak.

I found an inn, is this a black shop?

The guy said, "What are you kidding, officer, we're doing a serious deal."

Teak said, it's not a black shop, let's go!

The guy shouted, wait!

Then he whispered, our family has a black shop.

Teak asked, how to prove?

Dude pointed to the door, look at our signboard!

I looked up and saw that there were five big characters written on it: Yangzhou's No. 1 Black Store!

The guy smiled and asked: What is the fraternity?

Teak said that he was drugged under the lock, and he knew a little bit about abduction and deception.

Okay, peers, apply for a job on the second floor! Boss, a guest is here.

I saw a scantily clad young woman coming out of the second floor, the guest officer please, I don't know if you are a sharp child or staying in the hotel?

I casually put the salute on the table, and said that I would prepare two upper rooms, ten catties of good wine and meat, and what is the most famous thing you have here?

The proprietress said, the guest officer doesn't know, our human meat barbecued pork bun here is the most famous in Shili Eight Street, why don't you come to two cages to try it?

Yuzuki Mai looked at the proprietress and said with a smile, I see that the proprietress has a strange skeleton, and she is destined to commit peach blossoms, why don't you give you a free divination?

The proprietress smiled and asked, do you look at palmistry or word measurement?

Teak smiled and said, why don't you touch the bones?

The proprietress said, you dare to eat the old lady's tofu, aren't you afraid that I will eat you in a while?

Teak said, it's okay to eat me, don't make it into barbecued pork buns.

The proprietress said that it would be better to touch the bones, so it would be better like this. As he spoke, he walked to the door and crossed the threshold with one foot. Ask, Master, do you think I'm going to step in or out next?

I thought to myself that this girl is also shrewd, if the teak says to enter, she will step out, if she says it, she will retreat, and it is clear that she wants to pit the teak.

Teak Mu was not angry, and said with a smile, boss, you are difficult for me!

The proprietress said, don't ask, when did my Jin Ruyu be fooled by you charlatans? If you answer, you can do it, if you can't answer, you will be made into barbecued pork buns tonight!

Teak took out his pen and ink, wrote a few words on a card, put it on the table, and said, I have written down the answer, you might as well come and take a look.

Jin Ruyu said, okay. I was just about to enter the door, no, you deliberately tricked me in, I wasn't fooled, I'll step out next.

Teak turned over the sign and saw three words written on it: no entry or exit.

Jin Ruyu laughed and said, I want to fool the old lady, no way!

Teak casually added two punctuation points, and the sentence became: In or out!

Jin Ruyu said, you are cheating! Teak said, I am kind enough to tell the girl's fortune, but you are trying to trick the master of the physiognomy, I am just a little tricky.

I was secretly on guard, and I checked the surrounding situation, and heard someone next door sharpening his knife, and a guy said, this yin and yang pot, if you press it, there is sweat medicine, and if you don't press it, it is myrrh, can you remember it? Another person said, remember it, remember.

After a while, a simple and stupid big man brought a pot of wine, Jin Ruyu said I will pour it, and poured three glasses of wine. I saw that when he poured wine for the two of us, he held down the mechanism of the yin and yang pot, and Yuzuki Mai walked the rivers and lakes and was abducted and deceived for several years, wouldn't he know the doorway?

Jin Ruyu said, come, two heroes, why don't you give the two of you a cup first?

I deliberately asked, there won't be sweat medicine in this wine, right?

Jin Ruyu said, I will do it first as a respect, if there is sweat medicine in the wine, let me hit five thunders in the sky. There was a sudden rumbling outside, and Jin Ruyu was stunned.

Teak said, why don't I make a trick. As he spoke, he put three glasses of wine in front of him, and under the gaze of the two of us, his hands quickly and kept exchanging the position of the glasses, and then asked Jin Ruyu and said, Guess which glass of wine is yours?

Jin Ruyu's face was embarrassed, I smiled and said, why don't I come first, I picked up a glass of wine casually, drank it all, and said that I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I can sleep well with sweat medicine. But he smiled secretly in his heart, I am also a person who has eaten Huoxiang Zhengqi Pill, how can I be calculated by a trick like you.

Teak looked at Jin Ruyu and said There are two more cups, you pick first, and I will drink the rest.

Jin Ruyu reached out and picked up a cup, Teak smiled and asked, Are you sure? Jin Ruyu hesitated, and changed to another cup, Teak asked again, don't change it? Jin Ruyu nodded, don't change it.

Teak picks up his glass, come, cheers!

Jin Ruyu suddenly said, why don't we have a glass of wine. Teak said that it was okay, and the two of them got up to drink around their arms, and before putting down the wine glass, Teak also rubbed the oil on Jin Ruyu's chest.

Putting down the wine glass, the three of them ate a few pieces of beef together, and within half a pillar of incense, Jin Ruyu fell softly.

I said, how do you know which one is drugged?

Teak Road, Meng's!