Chapter 015: Everyone Loves Tang Monk Meat

"Nonsense!" Before Liu Neng could speak, Yang Chanxian couldn't hold back her emotions and reprimanded loudly: "That golden cicada is the second disciple of the Buddha, at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, in front of the Buddha's door, who dares to eat his meat." ”

"That's right!" Liu Neng nodded, and it was recorded in the book that eating Tang Seng meat could lead to immortality, but he never said that when he was in Lingshan, Tang Seng was eaten by them.

"Believe it or not! I saw it anyway. If you're talking about the golden cicada, then simply don't open your mouth. I'm saying that I won't give you sesame oil. Huang Feng saw that the two didn't believe it, and he didn't argue, and then said again.

"What if I have the meat of the golden cicada in my hand?" Liu Neng said with a smile.

"Just by you, what a noble person the golden cicada is, every time there is a banquet, there are only more than forty catties of meat. The three thousand Jiedi on the Lingshan Mountain, and the eight hundred Arhats are not enough, not to mention that they still have disciples, disciples, grandchildren, relatives and friends, who are all waiting for this meal? What's more, how can the meat of the golden cicada be eaten as soon as it is said, and it must be eaten in a way to be effective. Even if the golden cicada is handed over to you now, you don't know how to eat it, let alone want to use it to avoid natural disasters and live forever. The old monster of Huang Feng looked at Liu Neng and sneered.

The more Liu Neng listened, the more confused he became, listening to the meaning of the old monster of Huang Feng, it was obvious that the other party understood how to eat golden cicadas. He has always been curious about why in Journey to the West, why those monsters knew that they could live forever by eating Tang monk's meat, but every time they caught him, they were not in a hurry to eat it, but they kept it there. waited until Sun Wukong came to save him, and he died in Huangquan, and he didn't swallow Tang Seng's meat into his stomach.

"Presumably, the king knows how to eat this golden cicada, so he might as well tell the poor monk about it, so that the poor monk can see the king's knowledge. Liu Neng clasped his hands together and saluted the old monster of Huang Feng.

"It's okay to tell you, but my sesame oil ......" Seeing that Liu Neng humbly asked for advice, where would the old monster of Huang Feng miss this opportunity to knock on the bamboo pole.

"I am bound to get this sesame oil, if the king can solve the doubts of the poor monk, the poor monk can give the king another thing to block natural disasters. Liu Neng rejected the proposal of the old monster of Huang Feng, what kind of joke, he and Yang Chan worked hard to get the mental method of the three-flavor divine wind in the hands of the old monster of the yellow wind, but they didn't expect that the cultivation of the three-flavor divine wind was so troublesome. If there was no sesame oil, he would only have the idea of sacrificing the relics of the Sai Kingdom. If the relics are still on the pagoda, it's fine, but if they have been snatched by the nine-headed worm, if they want to get it back, I'm afraid it will take a lot of trouble.

"Another thing that can block natural disasters......" Huang Feng's old monster frowned, pondered for a long time, and suddenly stretched out his eyes, first glanced at Yang Chan, then at Liu Neng, and said with a face full of disbelief: "What are you talking about, but Pan Tao?"

"Amitabha!" Liu Neng nodded and smiled. He almost made Huang Feng's old monster angry, the other party already knew Yang Chan's identity, and what Liu Neng said was so obvious, but it took him so long to remember the matter of Pan Tao.

"Impossible!" When the old monster Huang Feng heard Liu Neng say this, he immediately opened his mouth to refuse: "If there is a peach, where can I eat golden cicadas on Lingshan." ”

"Does this peach have anything to do with the golden cicada?" Liu Neng rubbed his bald head.

"It's a big deal. Huang Feng's old monster had an expression that guessed through Liu Neng's tricks: "It was about five or six hundred years ago! The heavens don't know which way the immortal who lacks virtue steals and eats all the peaches in the peach orchard." As a result, the disciples of Buddhism had nothing to block natural disasters, so in desperation, they had to find things to replace them, and in this way, they dedicated the golden cicada. ”

"I see, when Sun Wukong was haunting the Heavenly Palace, he ate a peach. There are many disciples in the Buddha realm, and there were three calamities in the first 1,500 years of cultivation, if there were no peaches, I am afraid they would have suffered heavy losses. Eating the meat of the golden cicada can be immortal, and it can naturally play the same role as the peach. The so-called people are too talkative, and there are too many disciples in the Buddhist realm who have eaten Tang monk's meat, so they spread the news. In Journey to the West, it was said that eating a bite of Tang monk meat can lead to immortality, but it was not said that eating the whole Tang monk can lead to immortality. Liu Neng was familiar with the Journey to the West, and after thinking about it for a while, he naturally understood what Huang Feng Lao Wei meant, and then asked: "The Pan Tao Festival is held once a year, and only a natural disaster occurs once in five hundred years, even if there are Buddhist disciples who have practiced for five hundred years in this year, there must be a few, as for the second disciple of the Buddha, he also gave up his life?"

"One day in heaven is a year on earth. Without waiting for the old monster Huang Feng to speak, Yang Chan explained first.

After listening to Yang Chan's words, Liu Neng understood: "Once a year, it is three hundred and sixty-five days, that is, three hundred and sixty-five years have passed on the earth. In terms of probability, the number of people who have survived natural disasters during this period is far more than half. I heard that after the natural disaster, there is no one in ten, even if there are many Buddhist disciples, I am afraid that they will not be able to bear this loss. It seems that Tang Seng also died well and made his due contribution to the Buddhist world. ”

"I heard that even the most inferior peach has to be ripe every three thousand years, three thousand years in the sky, and one hundred thousand years on the earth. It looks like the next Peach Festival will have to wait!" The old monster of Huang Feng sighed before he continued: "There are so many such treasures. It's a pity that he was cut off by the immortal, but now it is even more rare than Tang monk's meat, even if your woman is the Three Holy Mothers of the Heavenly Realm, it is impossible to get a peach. You, monk, are clearly lying to me. ”

"My woman?" Liu Neng was secretly happy when he heard this, and said to Yang Chan: "Our Lady, since this mouse doesn't believe it, you will go to heaven to get him a peach?"

Hearing Liu Neng say this, Huang Feng's old monster's eyes lit up at that time, and he stared at Yang Chan pitifully, hoping to hear the word "yes" from his mouth.

Yang Chan didn't pay attention to Huang Feng's old monster, but pulled Liu Neng and asked, "Although the peach is not a rare thing in the heavenly court, it is not something that can be given away casually. What's more, the matter is big, and the heavenly court used a peach to force the Buddha to sacrifice even the golden cicada. If I take the peach out, won't I let the Buddha realm take advantage of it?"

"Didn't the peach let Sun Wukong eat it?" Liu Neng thought that the peach that Yang Chan took out was the new peach that grew in the peach orchard after Sun Wukong stole the peach, but after hearing Yang Chan say this, he felt that something was wrong, the peach was not a rare thing in the heavenly court, but he was afraid that something would happen in the Buddha world, so he didn't dare to take it out openly.

"There are 3,600 trees in the peach orchard, no matter how great Sun Wukong is, he can't steal all of them. What's more, the land and wrestlers in the peach orchard are blind, they just did Sun Wukong a favor and picked all the peaches. Yang Chan chuckled.

"Did I say?" Liu Neng then understood: "Thinking that the Jade Emperor has experienced the tribulation of eternity, even if his skills are not high, his skills will not be bad." How could you not know that monkeys like to eat peaches? Presumably it was this opportunity to pick all the peaches in the peach orchard, and finally push them on Sun Wukong's head. Let the Buddhas in the Buddha realm be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis, and there will be suffering.

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