Text Chapter 311 Three Holes of the Cunning Rabbit
"I'll go through the wall, I'll go through the wall, take it and run!"
During recess, Hu Xiang hummed a song and checked the terrain around the school. It's a pity, if you can go through the wall, you don't have to be so troublesome, if you really have a wall piercing technique.
In fact, after what the master said, it also made sense, and when he looked for Hu Xiangdao, he felt that he had realized the mystery of the master's words. It seems that he is still very smart and has a high level of understanding!
Haha! Hu Xiang was smug. It's not smart, it's great wisdom! Smartness is a description of ordinary people's small cleverness, that's retardation. Well, he really deserves to be an outstanding boy who memorizes the "Heart Sutra" backwards. Hahahaha!
Hu Xiang fell into a self-absorbed illusion while looking for it.
What did he think he had realized? He thought of the killer, and he said that the killer would make a lot of plans and find a lot of ways to kill people. Look at those agents, what are the safe houses, wow! I'm going to make a couple of safe houses when I have the money.
Now the master asked me not to kill the enemy head-on, but to find a way from somewhere else, that is, let me find a few more ways to retreat. I have developed a habit since I was a child, and when I grow up, I must first check the terrain and find many ways to retreat every time I go to a place.
The cunning rabbit is still smart, but the apprentice is not stupid!
"Hu Xiangyi, what are you doing here?"
A crisp female voice suddenly sounded, pulling Hu Xiang back to reality. The person who disturbs the sweet dream is the most hateful! Hu Xiang looked angrily and found that a beautiful girl was looking at him.
Damn, it's a class flower. Cut, do you think you can disturb others if you are beautiful? If you put it in ancient times, it was called a disaster for the country and the people.
"What are you looking at, haven't you ever seen a beautiful girl!, tell me what you want to do here!" asked Ban Hua.
"What do you want to do, can you do it if you want!" This can only mean that today's children are precocious, and they don't learn anything well, and they learn all the bad guys on TV.
In fact, Hu Xiangyi's knife didn't mean that at all, it was purely a revenge for being disturbed by others.
"You! Sure enough, rascal! Are you trying to peek here?"
"Peek! Look at you? Do you really think that you look like a fairy, and peek at you! Do you want me to show you a mirror and ask if you are the most beautiful person in the world?"
"I'll let you bully me!" Ban Hua gritted her teeth and shouted: "Someone! Catch hooligans! Someone wants to peek at a female classmate going to the toilet!"
You woman, you dare to slander me for peeking at a female classmate going to the toilet! How ruthless! Sure enough, my heart is like a snake, my mouth is like a bee's needle, and my plan is like a poisonous scorpion, and my master will not deceive me. Yesterday, the master just warned me not to think about women, saying that women are like tigers and snakes and scorpions, and today it will come true. Master, Master, you are a generation of Masters!
Wait, what female classmate goes to the toilet?
Hu Xiang turned his head around with a knife, and after a closer look, he didn't unconsciously walk to the edge of the big toilet. And it seems that as Ban Hua said, she happened to walk to the women's toilet. Oops, I patronized the wall, and I didn't notice that it was the women's toilet.
Coincidentally, I met Banhua and was misunderstood by her. Run! Hurry up! Thirty-six strategies are the best policy! Hu Xiang will run with a knife and legs.
Ban Hua thought that Hu wanted to run away with a knife, but she couldn't stop it. When the female classmate who went to the toilet with her heard the call, she only saw the back of Hu Xiangyi.
"What's wrong?"
"Yes...... There are people here, and they don't know what they want to do. Ban Hua thought about it and decided not to say nonsense. If there is no evidence, when the time comes, it will ruin the relationship between classmates by saying that he slanders.
"Is that the one who ran? ”
"Who is it?"
"I don't see it. ”
Hu Xiang fled back to the classroom with a knife, sat down and realized that he had actually made a mistake. If he had said that hooligan, it wouldn't have been like this. Impulsiveness is the devil and it really makes sense, and being cool is a price to pay.
What should I do? After thinking about it, I decided to deny it, but I was not arrested on the spot anyway. Besides, I really don't mean to peek, I'm really happy and sad.
"Misfortune and blessing are relied upon, and blessing and misfortune are lurking. "Master, master, the Tao Te Ching is really a true scripture for the ages, and it's so right. Sure enough, it's mysterious, and it seems that I must open the door of all wonders.
Ban Hua entered the classroom with two female classmates, she glanced at Hu Xiang and didn't say anything. Let Hu Xiang, who was a little worried, relax his heart, what he just said to her was indeed a bit excessive.
But why would I be like that? I can't say what I've always wanted to say, right?
It is said that if a person likes another person, he will always do something that attracts the attention of the other person. Either it's something that the other person likes, or something that the other person is angry about, anyway, it's to get the other person's attention.
Oh my God! Amitabha! Don't! I just swore to my master yesterday that I can't think that women can't like girls, although the master said that I don't need to swear.
What should I do! What should I do? Hu Xiang was restless.
Looking back carefully, I really like Banhua. He is beautiful and the first in the class, and the male classmates in the class are recognized. Academic performance is either first or second, and no recognized examination is evidence. However, the male classmates who like the class flower are not only thinking about it, but even the male classmates in other classes like her.
Are you really in love with her? The vow you made yesterday is being retributed today?
It's over, what should I do, the master said that if you think about a woman, you will lose the essence of becoming a master, and no matter how much you practice in the future, it will not be of much use, you can give up.
But since I practiced standing piles, I have rarely had time to think about other things, as if Banhua has never thought about it anymore. As soon as you have time, you can memorize scriptures, how can you think crankily.
No, you must ask the master to understand. This master is really, he doesn't even have a phone call. What age is it, can you be comfortable without a mobile phone around?
On this day, he couldn't calm his mind even if he wanted to go to class, and his tablemate said that he was restless all day. By the way, Hu Xiangdao still feels that Ban Hua always glances at him when he has something to do today, and I don't know if Hu Xiangdao is too careful or if there is really such a thing.
Finally, when he saw the master the next morning, he secretly hinted that the master and he went to the side to whisper.
"This situation, it's nothing, normal psychological changes. ”
"Is this normal?"
"Of course it's normal. You're an adolescent now, what is adolescence do you know?"
Hu Xiang gave Wu Changkong a roll of the eyes with a knife, do you know that today's children are precocious?
"I don't let you think about women, think about love, think about those love things, in fact, suppress your normal physiological and psychological development. ”
Hu Xiangdao almost screamed out when he heard this, if he hadn't had any scruples, he would have shouted a long time ago. Master, what is he going to do? Suppressing my normal development, is that going to turn me into a psychopath?
Thinking that he might become a perverted murderer in the future, Hu Xiang couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
"Want to live forever?"
Hu Xiang nodded.
"Any idea how old I am?"
Hu Xiang shook his head.
"It's good if I don't know. If you want to live forever and become a peerless master, you must first suppress it. It's like a spring, do you have to press it to bounce up?"
Hu Xiang nodded and shook his head. Nodding because the springs do, shaking the head because it's good not to know? What does that mean? The liar seems to say the same thing.
"Okay, seriously. Didn't I tell you that I should shut up the door and close it, that is, we must do it without leakage. Since you know biological puberty, you should know what a boy is, dreaming at night. ”
"Oh. "It's that, Hu Xiang knows with a knife.
"I know you haven't already, so that's the real reason I'm taking you as an apprentice. ”
Hu Xiang's mouth opened wide with a knife, this can be seen, master, are you sure you are not deceiving people?
"Don't be so surprised, otherwise why do you think the streets are full of people why I ask you and not others? It's because you haven't missed it, so there is a possibility of success. That's why I tell you not to think about women. You're still young, it's mainly a physiological reaction, and it's easy to overcome with a brain that you don't think too much about. If the brain thinks too much, then it is both physical and psychological. ”
Hu Xiangyidao hadn't recovered from the shock yet, he didn't believe that Wu Changkong really knew his own business, and thought that Wu Changkong was still blind.
"But master, there was a reaction from below when I stood on the pile yesterday. ”
"Really, so fast? It seems that you are really a martial arts practitioner with a clear bone. It's okay, it's normal, it's a good thing. It means that you have more than enough energy and can be turned off. You come with me, we're going to find a place where no one is. ”
After Wu Changkong finished speaking, he greeted Hu Li Tianjun and said that he would take Hu Xiang around with a knife, and then the two of them arrived in a remote place.
What kind of rhythm is this? It doesn't seem to be good, is this the purpose of this liar not to charge money to teach martial arts, he actually has a special hobby for boys!
The more he thought about it, the more Hu Xiang felt that Wu Changkong's figure walking in front was very obscene. Do you want to continue walking in? There is no one around, will something really happen?
Hu Xiang began to hesitate with a knife, and when he looked up, he saw Wu Changkong turning around and waving to him, signaling him to hurry up and keep up.
Thinking of what Wu Changkong said made him not want a woman, do you want to be a man? Mom, Hu Xiang got goosebumps all over his body with a knife, and his body couldn't help shaking a few times, it was so terrifying.
Looking around, no one saw them walk in. God, why! Hu Li Tianjun, how do you become a father? How can you casually let a strange man take your innocent son away? Are you worthy to be a father? Are you worthy to be a father? Are you worthy to be a father? Are you sending your own son into the wolf's mouth with your own hands? Still a perverted wolf?
"Hurry up, why are you so slow, in a hurry, you don't have to go to school?" Wu Changkong said in front.
Hu Xiangyi was in a sad mood at this time, looking at how the blue sky and white clouds in the sky were so dark, and how the rising sun in the sky couldn't shine here. Why do those trees and grass grow so densely, and why are there some rockeries built here?
"Master, you don't have to go in, can't you go outside?"
"Of course, the peerless secret technique can't be seen, how to do it outside. If you can't get through it yourself, then something will go wrong. ”
"But ......"
Hearing Wu Changkong say that, Hu Xiang's knife strengthened the master's attempt to do wrong. I heard that those who claim to be masters and Taoists are lying to those women that you have some kind of calamity or terminal illness or something, and you need to practice with the master to eliminate disasters and solve problems.
You see, isn't what the master is saying and doing in that direction? The difference is that one is a man and the other is a woman, and now both are men. No, a man and a young boy.
"Hurry up, do you want to learn? What are you worried about? Think I'm going to hurt you? Won't you shout if something really happens? Even though no one here sees it, you can hear it, what are you afraid of? Really, you swear to believe the master! Look at me and say you don't have to swear, I don't believe in swearing at all. ”
That's right, hearing Wu Changkong's words, Hu Xiang felt that what he said was reasonable, as soon as there was something wrong, I would shout for help, there are so many people here, where can he run? Isn't he afraid of being caught, my dad will have to kill him at that time! If you don't kill him, you will also break him!
After thinking about it again, Hu Xiangdao felt wrong again. This master is stronger than him, how can he make a sound if he covers his mouth? If he strangles me to death in a hurry, then am I not more wronged than Dou E? This master has no phone, no address, only a name, how can my father report the case? People still don't say that our family is stupid? I am just stupid?
Obviously, you don't even know people's identities and phone numbers, and you're so familiar with them, aren't you a fool or a stupid person?