Chapter 013: Gagged Your Mouth
"Eldest sister, can you see it when you fight mosquitoes!" Liu Neng smiled bitterly, and was afraid for a while, if he showed himself a little later just now, it was estimated that he would be shattered.
"You disciple, I'll hack you to death!" But seeing that Lingzhi's eyebrows suddenly rose upside down, and a three-foot Qingfeng appeared in his hand, with a cold light, sweeping straight towards Liu Neng's neck.
"What are you doing?" Liu Neng hurriedly jumped to the side and shouted.
"You dared to lie on the young lady's body just now. Lingzhi scolded viciously, swung his sword and slashed.
"I didn't mean to. Liu Neng opened the door and rushed outside with an arrow.
"You just did it on purpose. Lingzhi held Qingfeng in his hand, chased him out directly, and his head was a sword.
"Stop chopping, cut me back. "Liu can make the long sword and return it is a punch.
Lingzhi didn't expect Liu Neng to dare to fight back, and in a hurry, he didn't dodge, and hit his nose right with a punch, and he bent down in pain.
"You scoundrel, you said you would fight back if you fought again. Lingzhi only felt that his nose was sore and sore, and he scolded with a crying voice.
"I couldn't hold back for a moment. Liu Neng stood helplessly in front of Lingzhi and touched his bald head.
"What are you two doing?" the noisy voices of the two alarmed Yang Chan, and she walked out the door to see the two of them talking in a daze.
"Miss!" Lingzhi can be regarded as seeing his relatives, stood up and said with tears like rain: "When I entered the house just now, I saw a big mosquito. ”
"That's what I changed. Liu Neng immediately interjected, and at the same time lowered his voice and said beside Lingzhi: "Besides, I'll pinch your ass." ”
"I'll just say!" Lingzhi also lowered his voice.
"It's a big deal to become a horse for you to ride in the future!" Liu Neng couldn't really pinch Lingzhi in front of Yang Chan, so he immediately changed to a way of temptation.
"Okay, deal!" Lingzhi's mind immediately flashed the image of himself riding on Liu Neng's body, holding a horsewhip in his hand, and desperately whipping his ass.
"I don't care, it's okay to be on top or down. Liu Neng smiled secretly, shook his body, and turned into the big mosquito with flowery feet, circling around Yang Chan twice like a fighter jet, and then retracted his body.
While he was waiting for Yang Chan to praise himself, he suddenly felt that things were not good. But seeing that Yang Chan was holding the Baolian lamp in her hand, she scolded loudly with a crying voice: "Liu Neng, you are really a fool." I'm really blind to look for you. It took me eighty years of skill to refine the first layer of ** Xuangong, and you also put on a leaf of Ganoderma lucidum. ”
"Am I so bad? I think my cultivation is quite fast!" Liu Neng touched his bald head and smiled bitterly.
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When the sun sets, the Yellow Wind Cave busies the monsters at the door, closing the door, lighting the fire, cooking, and making a mess. But no one paid attention to it, under the top wall of the main hall, there was a big mosquito with flower feet lying on his stomach, this person was Liu Neng Liu Heizi, he had been lurking in the Yellow Wind Cave for two or three hours, carrying the Baolian lamp lent to him by Yang Chan, waiting for the old monster to fall asleep, and then doing the demon subjugation.
Yang Chan and Lingzhi were also already waiting outside the Yellow Wind Cave, each holding three feet of green frost in their hands. Only after Liu Neng launched, he rushed in.
Liu Neng only waited until the third watch to see the little demons sleeping deeply, and hurriedly raised his wings lightly, leaning against the roof of the shed and flying gently behind according to the pre-reconnoitred route. The reason why it is stuck to the roof of the shed is because the mosquito has a sound when it flies, and if he encounters the little demon who does not have long eyes, like Bai Yue Lingzhi, and gives him two slaps, his life will not be guaranteed.
After flying through a few halls like this, it was finally the residence of the old monster of the Yellow Wind. I saw that the old monster was lying there on his back, snoring. There are three forks around him, and there are all kinds of drapes hanging on the wall. Knowing that the old monster was already asleep, Liu Neng still didn't dare to be careless, and gently fell on the old monster's body, and took a bite on the old monster's arm.
"Smack!"
The old monster subconsciously slapped his hand back, muttered a sentence in his mouth, and then turned over.
"You deserve to fall into the hands of the poor monk today. ”
Liu Neng snickered, fell to the ground gently, gently put the Baolian lamp on the corner of the table beside the old monster, took out the stinky socks that had been prepared with one hand, and silently recited the verbal decision in his mouth. As the lotus lamp emitted a faint glow, the old monster suddenly woke up and opened his mouth to exclaim.
Liu Neng was already ready, seeing that the old monster opened his eyes, stretched out his hand like electricity, and stuffed the stinky socks in his hand into the old monster's mouth.
"You're ruthless, let you be ruthless!" After Liu Neng did all this, he clapped his hands contentedly, sat on the stomach of the old monster, looked at the other party's fire-breathing eyes and smiled.
Anyway, there is a Baolian lamp to fix the old monster, and he is not afraid of what he can do, and his mouth has been plugged, and he can't blow the wind if he wants to.
When Liu Neng launched, Yang Chan already knew. Busy with Lingzhi rushed to kill the general, a palm thunder blasted open the door of the cave, no matter whether it was a wolf, insects, tigers and leopards, or foxes, snakes and chickens, meeting was a sword. Anyway, except for the three of them in this cave, the rest are all monsters, just kill the general, and you will never make a mistake.
As soon as Yang Chan moved, the little demon in the cave immediately became chaotic, raising fire and fighting, shouting five and six, inspecting back and forth, and even more tiger pioneers held red copper double knives, and immediately rushed out.
"O king, evil is coming, evil is coming. The first thing that came to the Tiger Pioneer's mind was the old monster Huang Feng, and he hurriedly ran into his bedroom, and as soon as he entered the house, he felt that something was wrong. I saw a colorful glow flashing, and the whole body became a thousand pounds. That feeling was exactly the same as when he faced the Three Holy Mothers of the Heavenly Realm a few days ago, and when he was about to turn around and run away, Liu Neng over there had already lifted the old monster's steel fork and stepped forward and pierced his chest.
Yang Chan and the two were like bamboos, and only a moment later, they rushed to the old monster's bedroom. Seeing that Liu Neng was carrying a three-strand steel fork guarding the old monster, he couldn't help but be happy.
Yang Chan has been cared for by her brother since she was a child, and when the three worlds of heaven, earth and man hear the name of Erlang God, they will give her a few faces, how can it be like today, like a woman, slaying demons and eliminating demons, I only feel quite happy in my heart, seeing that the old monster is lying on the bed and rolling her eyes, she is even more energetic, puts the sword on the neck of the old demon, and shouts: "Mouse, quickly hand over the Dharma you heard at the foot of Lingshan, otherwise you will blame the ruthlessness of the sword of Our Lady." ”
"Ahem!" Liu Neng touched his head: "Holy Mother, he can't speak, see if you take out your socks!"
"Take it out! With the Virgin here, he can't figure it out. Yang Chan waved her hand and said heroically.
"It's strange to believe you!" Liu Neng took out his socks and looked at the old monster with great vigilance, as long as the old monster showed signs of inhalation, he would immediately plug him.
"Bah!" The old monster spat vigorously, opened his mouth and scolded Liu Nengdao: "Monk Wuna, you haven't washed your feet for a few days." ”
"What do you care?" Liu Neng glanced at him: "Get down to business and hand over the Dharma." ”
"Hidden arrows hurt people, it's not a hero's behavior, we have the ability, we really go out to fight. The old monster shouted angrily.
"They are women, they don't have to be heroes! I'm a monk, let alone a hero. Liu Neng stood there and said unashamedly.
"Yes, we're not good guys. Hurry up and hand over the Dharma, otherwise you will blame Our Lady for being ruthless. Yang Chan pressed the sword downward.
"It's useless to say it, you can't learn it at all. Without the Buddha's surname and Buddha treasures, you can't learn it at all. Why did you say why I secretly drank the sesame oil in the glass cup, not for the magic power of the three flavors of the divine wind. The Yellow Wind Monster replied.
"That's it!" Listening to Huang Feng's words, Yang Chan immediately lost her temper, but she didn't expect to waste half a day's efforts, but she didn't get anything, and glanced at Liu Neng with an inquiring look.
"Whether you can learn or not is my business, whether you teach or not is your business. Liu Neng immediately thought of a Buddha treasure, and threatened impatiently.
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