"Going to the West Heaven, they are just mortals, and they have not practiced Buddhism, how can they go to the West Heaven?"

"Ahem, ahem!"

Liu Neng coughed heavily twice, rubbed his bald head, and didn't know how to say this profound truth to Di Yong.

When the two went downstairs, they found that the building was empty. When he got out of the building, Liu Neng was taken aback, seeing that there were many people outside, densely packed with people kneeling, and the heads were facing the direction of the arch bridge, and then looking at the incense mist on the arch bridge, there was a vague shadow of a person.

"Sure enough, it's a decent youkai! When I make a shot, it's all fragrant. Liu Neng smiled and walked side by side with Di Yong.

"Yes!" Di Yong nodded in agreement: "This old demon is really good-looking, but it is much stronger than you, a disciple of the Jizo Bodhisattva." If you two were standing together, which would look more like a youkai?"

Di Yong was smiling while eating, especially when he saw Liu Neng's extremely depressed appearance after listening to his words, he smiled more and more happily.

The sound of laughter sounded like silver bells, alarming the crowd kneeling on the ground, and also alarming the old immortals of the arched bridge.

"The demon king of the Taiyi Golden Immortal level, the monk of the Scattered Immortal level. The old fairy was startled when he saw the two of them, and then his face involuntarily showed a burst of ecstasy.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the master is invited!"

The sleeves of the old immortal's robe flicked, and the incense mist shrouded around him was dispersed, and then he drank loudly, and the sound pierced Liu Neng's ears like a bell.

Liu Neng was still laughing with Di Yong, he didn't pay attention to the old fairy's words at all, even if he did, he wouldn't pay attention to him, is an outsider important?

After the old fairy drank clearly, he sat there quietly, waiting for Liu Neng to reply.

But he didn't expect that Liu Neng was like being deaf, walking and walking, and when he saw that he was about to walk out of the long street, he didn't even look back. Seeing his performance, he almost made the old immortal's nose crooked, so he had to ride the incense wind, float forward, and block Liu Neng and Di Yong's bodies, with a look of hesitation: "Where did the monk come from, so rude." Ben Xian talked to you, but he dared to ignore it. ”

"Are you talking to me?" Liu Neng looked at the old immortal very strangely, the other party's selling idea was really good, with a childish face and crane hair, and a fairy wind and bones. He wore a scarf on his head, wore a crane, and held a nine-section withered rattan dragon crutch in his hand.

"Naturally, I'm talking to you, is there a second monk here?" the old immortal smiled reservedly, waiting for Liu Neng to see him.

"Hmm!" Liu Neng suddenly realized: "It turned out that I was speaking!

Seeing Liu Neng pretending to be crazy and stupid and teasing the old immortal, Di Yong couldn't help but smile in his heart, took a step back slightly, and looked at the two of them with interest.

The old immortal saw the performance and was determined. He didn't see the intimacy of the two just now, judging by him, this scattered immortal monk must be the follower of the Taiyi Golden Immortal Demon King. Now convince this monk first, and then use the prepared excuse to persuade the demon king, so that he can further implement his plan.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Wuna Monk, the real person sees you as extraordinary, your bones are wonderful, and you are also smart and clever when you are born......"

"Haha......" Lao Xian's words only made the ground tremble, she naturally knew what her husband was like. If you say that the bones are wonderful, smart and clever enough to barely be reliable, but if you say that the appearance is extraordinary, it can't match at all.

Hearing the laughter of the earth, the old fairy's old face turned slightly red, and he also knew that he was in a hurry to say the wrong thing. But he is extremely thick-skinned, so he doesn't care if he laughs at him, and says with a straight face: "You were born with a different appearance, and you were born with my Taoism." This immortal is willing to give you a life of immortality and wealth, why don't you kneel down and worship the teacher quickly!"

After that, he thought he had a plan and gently twisted his three-foot white beard, waiting for Liu Neng to kowtow to him.

"I'll clean you up at night!" Hearing the laughter of the ground, he only itched the roots of Liu Neng's hateful teeth, and glared at her fiercely, and his two eyes scanned back and forth in front of her chest insolently.

"If there is a kind, come, who is afraid of whom!" Di Yong felt Liu Neng's gaze, straightened his chest without showing weakness, and gently patted it with his hand, causing waves to be turbulent, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, making a smug smile.

"The husband is the wife, the husband is the wife!" Liu Neng couldn't stop muttering in his heart, taking this opportunity to calm his resentment that he couldn't flirt and was molested.

"Kneel on the ground and kowtow eight times. The old immortal waited for a while, but he didn't see Liu Neng's move, but seeing that the other party was aiming at Di Yong, he thought that he didn't know how to apprentice, or he was asking Di Yong's opinion, so he hurriedly spoke.

"Thank you for the love of the real person, the poor monk is a monk, and he can't worship the real person as a teacher, so please ask the real person to accept another virtuous apprentice!" Liu Neng put one hand together and said a Buddha salute.

The old immortal smiled slightly: "Besides, what are the benefits of being a monk?"

"Yes, what's the benefit of being a monk!" Liu Nengzhi made him stunned, he was deceived by Yang Chan and Lingzhi into a thief ship, and he became a monk by chance. Then he was taken in by Jizo Bodhisattva, and naturally changed from a fake monk to a real monk, as for the question of what is the benefit of being a monk, he has never thought about it.

Seeing that Liu Neng was dumbfounded, the old immortal thought that he had been asked by himself, and couldn't help laughing: "Seeing that you have cultivated into the body of a scattered immortal, you must also have some experience in the cultivation of Buddhism." Every day, I only know that I sit and participate in meditation, and I am all blind practice. As the saying goes: Sit, sit, sit, your ass is broken! I don't know that I, a cultivator of immortals, have a strong bone, and a person who has attained the Tao is the most spiritual of God. Carry the scoop into the mountains to visit friends, pick hundreds of medicines and come to the world to help people. Pick the fairy flowers to build the hats, and fold the incense flowers to pave the flowers. The applause of the song, the dance of the clouds. Explain the Tao and promote the orthodoxy of the Taishang, and apply the charm of water to remove the demonic atmosphere of the world. The beauty of the world, the essence of the moon. Yin and yang and Dan knots, according to water and fire and fetal condensation. Twenty-eight yin disappears, if it is in a trance, and three or nine yang is long, such as the darkness. He should take medicine at four o'clock, raise nine and turn to cultivate Dancheng. Crossing Qingluan, ascending to Zifu, riding a white crane, going to Yaojing. The splendor of the sky is full of joy, and the diligence of the wonderful way. Compared with your quiet meditation and teaching, extinguishing the yin god, Nirvana leaving a stinking shell, and not getting rid of the mortal dust!

"What a man who is the only one who is the only way!" The believers who knelt down on the ground couldn't help but applaud when they heard the words of the old immortal.

"Your uncle's! It turns out that you white deer spirit!" Hearing the old immortal's words, Liu Neng was taken aback in his heart. These words are contained in Journey to the West, which is a debate between the abbot of the bhikshu country and the Tang monk in front of the king of the bhikshu country. It was a rare remark in Journey to the West that promoted the Tao and suppressed the Buddha, and at that time, Tang Seng was even more ashamed. That country is the birthday star's mount white deer, and there was also a goblin at that time who was the king's beautiful queen white-faced fox.

According to the records of Journey to the West, it will take at least twenty years for you to appear in the country of bhikshus, how can you come so early. Even walking in the world in the name of an old immortal, where did that white-faced fox go?" Liu Neng couldn't help frowning and thought to himself.

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