30 The monster brother who is domineering and leak-detecting
The tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, the wind does not stop and the cauldron sinks, and the enemy who breaks the cauldron does not move, I do not move.
Hey...... What did I think?
In short, Brother Dog and I were very nervous, and the murderous gaze of this sweeping uncle made our hearts tremble.
Speaking of which, it's understandable that I'm going over the wall alone, but wouldn't it be strange for a dog to jump into the school?
The two of us were silent, staring at each other.
After a while, the uncle turned around and took a broom to sweep the floor elsewhere.
Brother Dog and I were both relieved, but before we could fully relax, the old man turned to stare at us again, and my and Brother Dog's hearts beat wildly.
"You two, don't make a fuss about the school. ”
Such a threatening tone of speech made me and my brother dog a little ashamed. What does this man say about two? Is it just that I think too much?
After saying this, the uncle ignored us and left here with a steady pace.
When the dog brother saw that the uncle was gone, he stepped on my shoes with his dog legs. I crouched down, and Brother Dog approached me and said mysteriously, "This old man is a little weird. ”
I nodded: "I think ...... too Ignore him for now, don't follow me from now on, even if you do, don't follow obviously, otherwise I will be easily suspected by others. ”
"I understand all of this. ”
I walked first, ready to leave the teachers' apartments and enter the teaching area. And Brother Dog glanced back at the direction where Uncle Sweeping the floor left, and quietly followed me.
It's just time for class to end, and if I walk around as a fake student during class time, it will arouse the suspicion of the school police. Because I used to go to Xiaoxue's classroom during parent-teacher conferences, it is not difficult to find Xiaoxue now.
I entered the teaching building where Xiaoxue was, and Brother Dog didn't know where he had run at this time.
Walking up to the third floor of the teaching building, passing through two more classrooms, passing through groups of students. Occasionally, they looked at me, but no one came to doubt my identity.
I stopped at the back door of Xiaoxue's classroom and carefully swept inside. I didn't have to look much to find a one-way ponytail and sit quietly in my place reading a book.
She sat there alone, with no one to disturb her, out of place with the bustling world around her.
I know that it's because of her fearful personality, which hasn't changed for so many years. Usually he only dares to be fierce to me, but when he faces Lu Qi, he is as docile as a kitten. And when facing other people, he is also scared like a kitten.
How can such a sister make me, an older brother, feel at ease......
I pretended to walk through the door of Xiaoxue's classroom twice so as not to attract the attention of others. But it's actually quite obvious, after all, there are only so many boys in the liberal arts in the whole high school, and the appearance of one more boy still attracts some people's attention.
Soon I noticed that the classmates in Xiaoxue's class began to walk out and went downstairs, and Xiaoxue also closed the book and walked out of the classroom with Lu Qi.
If Lu Qi sees me coming to school, what will it be?!
I quickly hid in the classroom next to me, and the students immediately looked at me strangely.
A pockmarked girl came up to me and asked, "Who are you looking for?"
"Uh...... Is Zhang Wei in this class?"
"yes, just went out. ”
There is really Zhang Wei here...... I wonder why people like to name their children what is great, and I don't think the name makes any sense other than associating them with Viagra.
After such a question and answer, I guessed that Xiaoxue and Lu Qi had already left, so I cautiously glanced outside. The girl continued to ask me curiously, "What are you looking at?"
"Oh! I'm looking at Zhang Wei if he's outside. It's okay, I'm leaving. ”
After saying that, I hurriedly ran away, so as not to get entangled by this girl.
Who knew that the girl actually grabbed my sleeve and asked me a little shyly, "You, what's your name?"
"Uh...... Yang, Yang Wei. ”
"Oh...... So what class are you on?"
What kind of expression did she have? Did I fall in love with the little girl? I never realized that I was handsome.
I casually said that there was something important, so I threw her off and chased her in the direction where Xiaoxue and the others left. I glanced back when I went downstairs, and she looked at me expectantly with her hands in her hands, so frightened that I hurriedly ran downstairs.
To say a word of conscience, this girl is not bad-looking, but she has some pockmarks on her face. But my heart belongs to Xiaoxue and Lu Qi!
Carefully following Xiaoxue and them all the way, he found that they were now going to the playground for physical education class.
Originally, it was safe, but when a big yellow dog was chased by a group of school policemen and passed by them, Lu Qi and the others were stunned.
Brother dog, I'm disappointed in you.
Xiaoxue covered her mouth in surprise and thought of something. Lu Qi was stunned to see Brother Dog being chased by the school police and running away, and then looked around angrily, as if looking for someone.
I hid behind a wall in the school building, trembling with fear. If you are beaten by Lu Qi again, it will not be a joke.
A group of school police chased a big yellow dog, which attracted the attention of many students in the school, and it was very lively for a while. Not long after that, the class bell rang, and people naturally went to different places.
I poked my head out from behind the wall and saw that Lu Qi and Xiaoxue were gone, so I walked to the playground. At this time, several classes are gathered in the playground, and several physical education teachers are guiding students to do some preparatory exercises.
I was bored, and the boy who was pestering my sister shouldn't show up at this time, so I should go to the school commissary and buy a drink.
"Boss, bring me a box of Wang Laoji!"
The owner of the commissary said to me with a smile: "You are talking about JDB, right?"
"Is there a difference?"
"No, it's just a different name. ”
I gave the money, and the boss took a box of JDB to me. Just as I plugged in the straw and took a sip, I saw a group of school police officers chasing the dog brother with various equipment.
I saw the dog, and the dog saw me, and then I gave it a middle finger, and then it ran away from the school guards.
I slowly sucked JDB back into the playground, and by this time the students were free to move. There are people playing soccer on the football field, there are people playing basketball on the basketball court not far away, and there are people playing various sports such as badminton.
There were so many people scattered, and I couldn't find where Xiaoxue was for a while. So he hid under a big tree next to a basketball court and carefully searched for Xiaoxue's traces.
As a result, I was kicked hard in the ass and kicked me on the grass.
"Who!"
I stared back viciously, and in less than a second the turtle was gone.
"Why are you here!" Lu Qi crossed her waist and looked at me very unpleasantly, she kicked the kick just now. Xiaoxue stood behind Lu Qi and expressed concern about Lu Qi kicking me like that.
"Haha, it's Kiki and Xiaoxue, what a coincidence!"
I was giggling with haha, Lu Qi walked towards me, as if he was going to kick me again, I quickly got up and ran away
Xiao Xue took Lu Qi's hand and persuaded: "Squad leader, don't fight anymore, there are many people here." ”
Sister, did you let Lu Qi beat me casually when no one was around?
Xiaoxue looked at me again and frowned and asked, "Brother, why did you sneak into my school again?"
I stood opposite them and said depressedly: "Didn't I just come to see you, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you." ”
I felt that Lu Qi and Xiaoxue both fell to the ground.
Xiaoxue blushed and said to me, "Can't you be serious?"
That's too hard.
"Xiaoxue, where is the boy pestering you? ”
"You're here for that, man, you're so boring. ”
"The main thing is to come to see you, and stop by to see the man. I'll be very friendly and communicate with him. ”
No one will believe that.
Lu Qi said regretfully: "I really shouldn't have told you. ”
Xiaoxue stuck her tongue out at me and said angrily, "I won't tell you!"
"I'm doing it for your own good!"
As soon as I said this, I suddenly felt a sense of crisis coming over me. Without thinking much about anything, I immediately stretched out my hand and grabbed it in that direction, and a basketball was firmly grasped in my hand.
Lu Qi and Xiaoxue were both startled by the sudden appearance of the basketball, we looked in the direction of the basketball throw, and saw several tall male students on the basketball court looking at me in surprise, I didn't expect that I would catch the ball so easily.
I could feel the hostility from them, and the shot was completely deliberate, and I didn't believe that anyone was stupid enough that I could mistakenly throw it under a tree as far away as the basketball court.
Lu Qi seemed to know them, and shouted at them angrily, "Do you know that this is very dangerous?!"
They know what they do.
I threw the basketball away and said to them in displeasure, "Hey, you cows, are you looking for death?"
Hearing me scold them for being cows, several boys immediately walked up to me excitedly, shouting foul language at me along the way.
"Brother......" Xiaoxue took my hand, blamed me for speaking rudely, and wanted me to run quickly. But I casually pushed her to Lu Qi and said to Lu Qi, "Take care of my sister." ”
Lu Qi grabbed Xiaoxue and looked at me with an angry face.
"You can't make trouble at school!"
"I can't guarantee that. ”
At this time, several tall boys surrounded me, Lu Qi pulled Xiaoxue back two steps, and warned a few boys: "If you make trouble, I will report it to your homeroom teacher!"
A few boys just snorted coldly at what Lu Qi said, and one boy seemed to care about Lu Qi, he was caught in the middle and said helplessly: "Lu Qi, don't worry about this, it's this kid who provokes us first." ”
A skinny boy came up first and asked me, "Boy, what did you just say?"
Even if I'm not a monster, I'm not afraid of them.
"Sorry, I was wrong. ”
When I said this, Xiaoxue and Lu Qi were relieved, and the boys also laughed, they thought I was embarrassed.
As soon as they finished laughing and wanted to say something, I continued, "I shouldn't have said that you are cows, that is insulting cows." If you don't study hard in school, you will do some things that pretend to be ghosts, and you will not learn the spirit of Marx, Grandpa Maoism, and your ideology and morality are so poor, and you will just be some garbage that will harm society in the future. I should call you a lump of things, no, a few lumps of stuff. ”
Like looking at monsters, they looked at me with wide eyes. As my saliva erupted, their faces became more and more ugly.
A boy who looked as vicious as the door god in the painting at the gate of the Spring Festival pointed his finger at me and said, "You, there is a kind of repeating what you just said!"
I pulled out his fingers and said clearly word by word: "I said, you are Xiang!"
The door god was furious and wanted to beat me up, and I was going to make him make a big fuss. That's right, it's "embarrassment......