The fat servant turned out of the toilet and shouted at the villagers: "A place of, what's so beautiful? It's scattered, there is and, there is no, what should I do, why should I go, I'm so idle, aren't you?"

At this time, the other two officials said: "Tangtouer, there are words written outside this shed, and these villagers are reading them." ”

The fat servant turned around the toilet, and also saw the newly written big characters dripping with ink, and his face was flat: "Words, what words, is it anti-poetry?!" This is good, I have listened to a lot of books, and when I saw the words, I thought it was an anti-poem, who wrote the anti-poem on the outer wall of the toilet.

It turned out that the official surnamed Tang was illiterate, not only did he not recognize it, but the other two officials also did not recognize it, and one of them said: "I just saw the yellow pen sticker in the market, please come and see it." With that, he slipped away with a cigarette.

Tang Yashi grabbed Brother Hao'er: "Boy, don't run, you've made a mistake, you've made a big mistake!"

Although Brother Hao is bold and dares to fight with the giant python, after all, he is young and has not seen much of the world, so he was caught by the official and stammered when he spoke: "I, what did I do? Why did you arrest me? What is written outside this toilet is a method of accumulating fat, and it is not an anti-poem." ”

There was a villager next to him who said: "This big brother of the government servant, this is indeed written about the method of accumulating fat, not some kind of evil words and anti-poems." ”

Tang Ya Servant's eyes narrowed: "Okay, you follow me to the county government hall to testify." ”

As soon as he heard that he was going to the county office, the villagers who had just helped Brother Hao say good things shrank their heads - who wants to go to the county government if it's okay, isn't it unpleasant. Anyway, Brother Hao won't really have an accident, even if the county lord comes to the hall in person, he will not say that the fat accumulation method is an anti-poem.

Guo Dalu didn't see it as a matter, he originally wanted to sneak away first while people were not paying attention, his identity was embarrassing, but he didn't want to get involved in this kind of thing for no reason, anyway, Brother Hao would not be really in danger, but he thought about it and paused again, he went to the county seat this time in order to clear himself from his identity, if this little thing has to be a turtle with a shrunken head, then he will not be able to live in the future?

Guo Dalu pulled the stupid big guy who was in a hurry but didn't know what to do: "Silly big guy, do you still have money on you?"

The stupid big man took out a handful of copper coins: "This is what is left over from buying buns." ”

Guo Dalu tossed the copper coin in his hand, hoping that the appetite of this Tang official would not be too big, he squeezed forward and saluted the fat official surnamed Tang: "This official, you are polite." ”

Tang Ya Shi is just one of the six class officials, Wei Mo and the like, not even the official body, otherwise, he would not have been sent to manage the market, at this time, when he heard a young man call himself an official, he couldn't help but be a little proud, and puffed his stomach: "Who are you? Do you want to come to rob the Dharma field?"

As soon as Guo Dalu heard it, he knew that this Tang Ya was a bastard, what kind of anti-poetry, robbing the law field, this is a lot of words, and it is easy to deal with a bastard, but he is confused, and he has no real bad intentions, so he is afraid that he is a traitor.

Guo Dalu saluted again: "The official has worked such a hot day, you came to be busy early in the morning in order for our villagers from all over the world to be safe and secure, you are really a good official who cares about the people and serves the people wholeheartedly." ”

When Tang Ya Gong heard this, hey, this young man said something really good, indeed, he was busy for a long time, and it wasn't for this group of dead and poor ghosts - he forgot that after he arrived at the market, he took a few servants to eat and drink for nothing, and harmed many small traders.

Tang Yashi raised his chin: "Where are you kid?"

Guo Dalu smiled and didn't answer: "Official, you see that it's chaotic here, the countrymen are not sensible, they just want to watch the excitement, this has blocked the road, you see, why don't you go to the tea stall next to you to sit and try the case." ”

Well, this is all about the trial.

Tang Yashi was even more proud, and pulled the chain to Brother Hao'er's head: "Give way, give way, this official - this official is going to try the prisoner." ”

The other official watched Tang Yashi messing around, and he didn't care, he knew Tang Ya's temperament, and he couldn't be serious with a bastard, who let his sister have a leg with Dianshi.

Guo Dalu squeezed his eyes at Brother Hao, signaled him not to be nervous, and led the way at the moment, led Tang Yashi and others to the bun shop, brought a few wooden stools and invited Tang Yashi and others to sit down, and personally served a few plates of scallion-flavored meat buns, poured a few bowls of hot soup, the dishes were washed with soup, and the stool surface was also wiped with the sleeves.

Where has Tang Ya been served like this, his heart is indescribably satisfied, smelling the sachet of the meat bun, his index finger moves, and he eats the hot soup.

Guo Dalu secretly instructed the stupid big man to wait for the children, lured all the villagers who were watching the excitement away, called the youngest child, and hurriedly called the old village chief Zhu.

Tang Yashi was full of food and drink, and when he saw Brother Hao next to him with an angry face, he remembered the "big event" of the trial, and he slapped the table: "Duh, that kid, report your name." ”

Brother Hao didn't answer yet, Guo Dalu smiled and said: "Official, you have just eaten, you can't be in a hurry, as the saying goes, anger hurts your body, this person, just after eating, the blood is gushing into the stomach, and when you are angry, the blood is surging again, and it hurts your body." ”

Tang Yashi was stunned, he had never heard of this kind of reasoning, but when he heard the young man next to him talk about it, it didn't seem to be nonsense.

Before Tang Yashi woke up, Guo Dalu brought a few more pears: "Come on, come on, eat fruit after a meal, it's better than walking a hundred steps, this huanghuali has a lot of juice, one after a meal, nourish the stomach." ”

Guo Dalu borrowed a knife from the owner of the bun shop, peeled the pear skin into a long strip, cut the pear head into small pieces, and finally inserted a small bamboo skewer, and then served it to Tang Yashi.

Tang Ya was stupid, eating a pear and such a thing, who eats pears and peels them, they are all gnawed with skin - he doesn't know, in the 21st century, people don't dare to eat the skin of fruits, for fear of pesticide residues on the skin, no matter how fresh the fruit is, they are all peeled and eaten. In order to shoot his little girlfriend's ass, Guo Dalu practiced a good skill of peeling the skin with one hand, and the skin was constantly stabbed to the end.

Although Tang Yashi was a bastard, he was full of food and drink at this time, and he was still being served intimately, and his heart went down, his hand shook, and he put away the iron chain around Brother Hao'er's neck: "That--who, you and this guy belong to the same village? What kind of famous hall did you make by the moat just now? Don't you know that more than three people gather to plot rebellion?"

Guo Dalu pushed Brother Hao'er, who was still with a straight face: "What are you doing in a daze, go, bring hot soup to the official to wash your hands and clean your face." He sent Brother Hao away, and then said to Tang Yashi: "Official, we are all from Houlong Village, and we came to the market today, and when we saw that everyone didn't have a convenient place in the market, we made every effort to build a toilet - you have seen that toilet just now." It happened that the little one knew how to accumulate fat, so it was written on the outer wall of the toilet, but I didn't expect that there were too many villagers who came to see it, and the road was blocked. ”

Tang Yazhi glared: "Originally, this mess was made by your kid." Hmph, for your sake, for your respectful sake, otherwise, when it comes to the lobby, you will gather a crowd to plot chaos, and the lord will come down with a stick, and half of his life will be gone, and if he throws it into the prison, the gods will not be able to save it--"

Tang Yashi was grinning with his mouth open, and a lazy voice sounded in front of the bun shop: "Tang He, what are you talking nonsense again? The county respecter asked you to watch the market, you are good, eat and drink here." Isn't it harming the people again?"

Guo Dalu raised his eyes, only to see a person and a donkey in front of the bun shop, that person with a dry face and a few scorched whiskers, sitting on the donkey, next to the departing servant.

Tang Ya Servant--When Tang He saw the dry face, he hurriedly rolled down from the stool, and said with a smile: "Yellow pen sticker, you are here--I caught someone who wrote anti-poems, it is him!" he said, grabbing Guo Dalu.

Hey, this Ya Gong Tang He is really a bastard, no, he is a bastard, even eating and drinking, but when he turned around, he still gave Guo Dalu a disaster.

The yellow pen sticker slowly climbed down from the donkey's back: "Tang He, let the young man go, what an anti-poem, people are a few recipes for accumulating fat, that's a good thing, don't you also have a few acres of land at home? Quickly find someone to copy that recipe, there are benefits for you." ”

Tang He scratched his head: "Is it really a method of accumulating fertilizer?" Okay, I'll find someone to copy it." ”

Huang Pen's post said: "Copy a few more copies, and I'll bring a copy to the county honor." ”

Tang He answered, and left in a hurry with the other two servants, and went to the bazaar to find people to write letters and sell couplets, and to copy the method of accumulating fertilizer.

The yellow pen stuck in the bun shop, looked Guo Dalu up and down, and suddenly asked, "You wrote that word?"

Guo Dalu doesn't know what the status of the yellow pen paste style is in the county government - the official name of the pen paste style is the clerk of the Qing Dynasty, the Jiupin official, although the official position is sesame mung bean, but it is a serious official body - however, in this Great Li Dynasty, the official position may be completely different from his own memory, but, judging from the expression of Tang Yashi, the yellow pen paste style is very respected by him, and he hurriedly said respectfully: "Yes, the fat accumulation method is written by the kid nonsense." ”

Huang Pen Sticker shook his head: "If your character is scribbled, then there will be no one who can write in the county government." ”

Guo Dalu didn't dare to accept this, but it was a group mockery, and it offended the entire county government at once.

The yellow pen asked again: "The method of accumulating fertilizer, you also came up with it?"

Guo Dalu said: "Don't dare, this is what the kid heard." ”

Huang Penci nodded and shook his head: "This method of boiling dung and cellar manure, although it has never been heard of before, but if you think about it carefully, it makes perfect sense, and it is interlocking, not an old farmer who has accumulated years, you can't think of this method, well, it's really not your young man who came up with it." I heard that someone used money to buy your method of accumulating fat, but you made it public, and you can see that you have a good heart. ”

"Only, you know, you almost got into trouble by doing this. Have you ever wondered if a farmer is tending with his crops according to this method of accumulating fertilizer, but when the year is bad and he has less grain, will people blame you for this? Complain that your evil method has damaged the crops?"