Chapter 20 How do you travel west?

"Donor, the poor monk is the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, the monk who went to the west to learn scriptures, passing by the treasure land, it is getting late, can you let the poor monk stay here for a night? Give... Please don't touch the head of the poor monk, donor... The poor monk is going to be angry... Give... Isn't it just a green building when I'm good, and the poor monk still disdains to sleep here."

At this moment, in Dunhuang, the border town of the Tang Kingdom, a young monk wearing an ingots robe, holding a nine-ring tin rod in his hand, and a clean face was spitting angrily at the janitor of Chunfeng Building.

The guy looked at him with disdain: "Your incompetent monk has passed by our Chunfeng Building sixteen times, is it over?"

You must know that Chunfeng Lou is a famous green building in Dunhuang, what four famous corners, eight Oiran, half of which is the signboard of Chunfeng Lou, this monk began to pass by Chunfeng Lou a month ago, at the beginning of the head of the house is a monk, and looks very handsome, look at the dress is also rich, who knows that this monk eats and drinks in vain or second, the most important thing is that this goods are not capable at all, a few beautiful sisters look at this monk with a good face, want to have a spring breeze once, how do you know that the monk is a colored heart, but there is no function

After that, the monk passed by sixteen times in a row, and he couldn't figure out whether he was going to the West to learn scriptures, or whether he was going to vacation in their Chunfeng Building

But he said that the monk left Chunfeng Building angrily, took out the customs clearance disc from his arms, and wanted to cry without tears: "Could it be that the poor monk left the Tang Kingdom like this?" Alas, my Wukong apprentice, where are you, come and protect your teacher..."

It turns out that this product is Xu Xian, that is, the reincarnation of the golden cicada, the Tang Dynasty monk - Master Xuanzang and the reason why he was sent to the West Heaven is said to be because this product is molesting women from good families in Chang'an City, openly selling yellow-colored villain books, opening open-air ** pujas, and molesting the daughter of today's saint...

Emperor Tang was furious, and lost the identity of a Western Heaven Buddhist envoy who exchanged millions of gold for Xuanzang. It is said that because of the long distance in the west, the vast number of Buddhist disciples in Middle Earth are reluctant to go one by one, not to mention the difficulties and dangers along the way, and the demons are rampant, so it is said that this Buddhist envoy is the most feared topic for thousands of monks in the Tang Kingdom.

For this point, Tang Emperor Li Shimin was also very depressed, but he had received so much gold from others, if he didn't find a monk to send to the West Heaven, it would be too much to say, it just so happened that Xuanzang had done a lot of evil, and it could be said that he was already full of evil, so hundreds of Praetorian Guards sent Xuanzang out of Chang'an City, and there were government personnel along the way to prevent Xuanzang from escaping.

However, Xuanzang is the descendant of the golden cicada, thanks to the care of the king of Jizo, the memory of his previous life was restored when he became an adult, knowing that although it was dangerous for him to go, he should be protected by three apprentices. Merely...

"Didn't you say that before you left the Tang Kingdom, all of them were in place?"

Da Ri Rulai, who has been secretly paying attention to him, was so angry that his prostate was almost swollen, if it weren't for the key figure in the Journey to the West, Rulai Lao Buddha would have slapped this yin and yang man away

But it was said that the monkey left Emperor Ziwei and walked dizzily on the way to the Tang Kingdom to find a master, but he was seduced by a peach forest on the way, and was seriously suppressed by Zixia**, this moment broke out, you know, monkeys like peaches, just like drug addicts like methamphetamine, that is, the more suppressed, the more terrifying it is when it breaks out.

In the next month, the monkey hid in the peach forest with a happy face, constantly eating sweet peaches, as for the journey to the west... He's forgotten all about it.

Zhun Ti in Elysium looked at his disciple speechlessly, he instilled the memory of learning scriptures in the monkey, but he didn't expect the monkey's ** to be higher than everything else...

The sad Xuanzang waited hard for the monkey, since the Tang Emperor hated him, it was naturally impossible to entangle him, it can be said that Xuanzang was simply destitute except for the equipment brought down from Lingshan, otherwise he would not have run to the Qinglou every night... I thought that with my handsome face of a pear blossom pressing begonia, even if I have no ability in some aspects, I can mix food and clothing, who knows that the women in Qinglou value men the most, in addition to money and power, it is a matter of ability... No matter how good you look, you have no money or power, and you can't even do the only thing that can make people happy, so your brain is with you...

"Boom"

A lightning bolt crossed the sky, and in an instant, a downpour fell, Xuanzang sat desolate and desolate in the City God Temple, the pair of complaining little eyes, it was really Sister Feng who cried, and Brother Chun saw a soft heart...

At this moment, in the distant Gao Laozhuang, a fat-headed and big-eared guy was struggling to move himself, pulling a cart of freshly harvested grain to run into the village.

I saw that the man had a wide face and a simple appearance, and it was the pig Ganglie who had recently come to Gao Laozhuang.

"Alas... I still sigh that I was a small man, with no hatred in the past, and I was full of fat. My old pig is really a tragedy, isn't it just stealing the little underwear of the Hundred Flowers Fairy, so I beat the beast road, a good handsome guy has become like this, who has me miserable"

This man's name is Zhu Ganglie, he was originally the Tianhe guard, because he stole the underwear that the Hundred Flowers Fairy was still wearing on his body, and was beaten down by the great Jiuxiao Supreme Majesty a hundred years ago, as for the underwear that the Hundred Flowers Fairy obviously wore on his body, how did he steal it, but this is the secret method that Zhu Ganglie is proud of not passing on the secret method, it seems that His Majesty the Supreme once secretly told him that as long as this secret method is handed over, he can go around his sins, it can be seen that Zhu Ganglie's method is really the creation of heaven and earth, and the glory of the sun and the moon.

The old pig naturally refused to hand it over, so it should have been beaten as a mortal, because Zhang Zilong hated him for not giving him the secret method, so he became a pig fetus.

"Cut, the supreme is obviously jealous of my old pig, hum" The old pig snorted unhappily, then looked around, and saw that no one paid attention to him, so he reached into his arms and took out a pair of orchid underwear that exuded a faint fragrance, and laughed twice: "Cuilan sent me food at noon, and stole it easily, it was really fragrant"

This goods, the ability to steal underwear, is really the best in ancient and modern times, and despises saints... Hmm, it's just...

"Alas... Zhu Ganglie, when will you leave for the Tang Kingdom?" As soon as Zhu Ganglie pulled the car and turned an alley, a Bodhisattva with red lips and white teeth and a delicate face appeared in front of him: "You know, my underwear has been given to you..."

The old pig rolled his eyes: "My old pig likes to eat by his own ability, and he doesn't like to be sent directly by others, besides, my old pig can see from your underwear that you are not particular about this bodhisattva, and it has long been out of place."

The Bodhisattva was dizzy for a while, and left Gao Laozhuang in shame.

The quicksand river, Lao Wu said that it was 800 miles, but in fact it was an 80,000-mile-long river, which disconnected the connection between Dongsheng Shenzhou and Xiniuhezhou.

At this moment, on the turbulent quicksand river, a ** voice kept ringing: "Oh~~~ comfortable, come a few more, oh, buy cakes, huh?

I saw a big man wearing animal skins and loose hair jumping angrily over the quicksand river, and on the other side, several small novices controlled a row of flying needles, panting and wiping fragrant sweat: "Sand... Master Sha, poor nuns don't... No more..."

The man snorted coldly: "Your Buddhism is too unparticular, you said that you will give me acupuncture once every 7749 days, and it has been three months before you came."

The little novices choked up aggrievedly: "Yes... I'm sorry, Master Sha, but this lotus merit needle is too mana-intensive, and a few of us have low mana..."

The man indifferently interrupted the crying of these novices: "It's a hundred times, but before a hundred times, I Lao Sha won't go to the Tang Kingdom, you can do it yourself, hum" After that, he didn't look back and went into the quicksand river, leaving those little novices shivering in the cold wind, very desolate.

On the Lingshan Mountain, Da Ri Rulai sighed sadly: "The matter of Journey to the West, there are many tribulations."

Thirty-three days, since Zhang Zilong and Ziwei's clones returned strongly, the raised eyebrows ancestor had to temporarily avoid the edge, and retreated to Lingshan with the power of Buddhism, and the siege of Heaven was broken. And because of the warnings of the Heavenly Dao several times, Zhang Zilong was angry, but he couldn't find someone from the Buddhist Sect to vent, so in his anger, he simply retreated and ignored the affairs of the Three Realms for the time being. Of course, in fact, he went to train that Changxi classmate, and by the way, he blackmailed Zhibao.

"I said Chang Xi, if you don't obey me again, Ben Di will be strong," Zhang Zilong smiled and approached the lotus flower that emitted a faint white light.

The lotus flower trembled involuntarily, and then a stubborn and nice female voice came out: "I won't follow"

Zhang Zilong laughed: "The emperor's gun, but it is a very sharp little Changxi, have you thought about it? If I shoot, your life will be ruined."

Chang Xi's delicate body curled up in the ice lotus couldn't help but shudder: Why is this conversation so weird? And...

"Bang"

The door of Zhang Zilong's retreat was directly smashed by a huge force, and then Chang'e, Xuannu, Ge Yan and even Nuwa all ran in in a hurry, and Nuwa even crossed her hands on her hips and made an angry gesture: "What do you want to do to that Changxi?"

Chang'e was even more embarrassed, you must know that Changxi was exactly the same as her, and hearing Zhang Zilong's shameless words made her feel like she was going to be forcibly pushed down.

Zhang Zilong looked at a certain Changxi who was still in the shape of a lotus, and then looked at the four indignant beauties, and asked Dao speechlessly: "Oh my God, no matter how lustful I am, I won't use force against a lotus, right?

When Chang Xi saw Chang'e coming in, she unconsciously emitted a strong mana fluctuation, and Chang'e also had a wonderful feeling, as if the beautiful ice lotus was calling herself, that feeling, familiar, and unfamiliar...

"You..." Chang'e hesitated for a moment, then walked directly through Zhang Zilong and walked towards the place where Changxi was. Zhang Zilong looked at his wife in amazement, what's the matter? Could it be that these two girls really have a special relationship? Hmm, Lily?

A certain emperor felt a strange green flower rise on his head.

Chapter 20 How do you travel west?

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