40 The boss who is not powerful is a sick cat
In the evening, dinner time.
Xiaoxue took chopsticks and fed me.
"Brother, slow down, don't choke. ”
"Hmm. ”
I had a bandage on my head, an extra eye circle, a cracked mouth, a bandage on my right hand hanging around my neck, a bandage on one foot without shoes, and a temporary disassembled sweeping pole behind my chair.
Even though they were badly wounded, they weren't dead, were they? It's something to celebrate, isn't it? Look at how happy they laughed.
At the dinner table, except for Xiaoxue who gave me vegetables guiltily and Qingcao who lowered her head to eat without knowing what to think, almost every other monster looked over here from time to time, snickering while eating. They were so happy that it was almost like their parents had died.
After I finished eating the food that Xiaoxue fed, I calmly said to them: "Laugh, laugh, when I am healed, you will have to bear it." ”
There was a lot less laughter at once.
The orangutan suddenly slipped a chopstick under the dining table and shouted exaggeratedly, "Ouch! ”
Shi Dashan immediately bent down: "I'll pick it up." With that, he went under the table.
Xiaoxue had just fed me a piece of meat, and I suddenly felt a big hand grab my injured foot, and a huge pain welled up. To pretend to be okay, I took a cold breath, tears swirling in my eye frame as I held back the pain.
The most honest person seems to be the most insidious person, Shi Dashan's fake guy actually poisoned my feet!
Shi Dashan sat back in the chair with a chopstick, just like his usual honest and honest appearance, and said normally: "It's too dark down there, it seems that I caught the wrong thing, but it's good to find this chopstick." ”
The youkai stole at me, as if trying to see something in my face.
In order not to make them proud, I pretended that nothing had happened and said to Xiaoxue next to me: "Xiaoxue, I saw you shaking just now, did a mouse touch you?"
Xiaoxue didn't notice anything, and said normally: "Mouse? ”
"Don't be afraid, it's not good if you get taken advantage of by that mouse, be brave enough to speak out. ”
"It's really okay, brother, you're thinking too much. ”
Xiaoxue continued to eat, I chewed the meat slowly like a nobody, glanced at the monsters who were looking at us, swallowed the meat and asked, "What's wrong?
The monsters looked at me first, then at Xiaoxue, and finally at Shi Dashan. Shi Dashan looked at me and Xiaoxue in surprise, and hurriedly shook his head at the monsters.
The monsters glanced at each other and nodded understandingly, and Huo Yu glanced at him as if disappointed.
Shi Dashan was in a hurry there, and he couldn't explain it clearly now, so he had to argue.
Jiang Xiaogui was playing with his new mobile phone while eating, but he still noticed the small movements on our side, and said to himself: "What a useless guy." ”
The orangutan jumped down and jumped to the kitchen to change chopsticks, and the table continued to eat in silence.
I secretly rejoiced in my heart, it was really cool to let this fake killing machine suffocate. Damn, dare to mess with me Mu Dongqing, it's really not enough to mess with me!
Suddenly, the calamity of the foot came the feeling of being entangled in something rough. I hurriedly looked down, good guy! It's the little green vine, it's the little green turn to hurt me?
I looked up and glared at Midori, only to see Midori, who was sitting directly across from me, eating with his head down, not daring to look at me. But hey, look at the way she eats and is happy, it's really damnable.
I'm wondering, how could this little girl who usually likes to sit next to me sit opposite me today, it turned out that she was going to make a small move before eating.
Damn, the more you wrap it, the tighter it gets, it hurts.
I pretended to slip my hand and the spoon in my left hand slipped under the table.
"Oops, that's bad luck. ”
"Brother, why are you clumsy. ”
"I'll pick it up myself, and you eat. ”
I bent down, looked down to the vine that wrapped around my feet, and bit down hard, sucking the demonic energy back. The vine shook and immediately retracted weakly.
I picked up the spoon and sat back down with a demonic look, wiping my saliva and saying, "Really, the children have been disobedient lately, and I need to teach them some lessons." ”
Xiaoxue thought I was talking about her and wanted to refute a few words, but Xiao Lu on the other side shook her body softly a few times and fell into the rice bowl.
The table of monsters knew what was going on when they felt that I was full of demonic energy, and only Xiaoxue looked at Midori in surprise.
"Midori, what's wrong with you?"
Xiaoxue still wanted to stand up, so I hurriedly grabbed her and said, "It's okay, it's okay, this is a habitual illness of Xiaolu, you will fall asleep if you eat too hard, and you will be fine if you sleep, don't worry." Xiaoyu, carry her to my bed. ”
Huo Yu had no choice but to come to Xiao Lu's side, help her head, wipe the rice grains with a paper towel, and carry her to my room.
Jiang Xiaogui pressed his phone and said coldly: "Another useless one." ”
Xiaoxue looked at Huo Yu suspiciously and carried Xiao Lu to my room, and said puzzledly, "Will monsters still have such strange diseases?"
"You don't understand the world of monsters, Xiaoxue, you don't take it too seriously. ”
"Oh......"
Huo Yu sat back, and a table of monsters aimed at me from time to time, I don't know if they were planning to do bad things or if they were afraid that I was now full of mana, and warned that I was going to use blue demons.
Their fears are justified though, and I'm really ready to take revenge on them.
Closed eyes, open eyes, thousand-year-old demon pupils.
I glanced at the table where I was eating, and when they saw that I was looking at them, they shimmered, and my gaze finally fell on the orangutan.
Hmph, this stupid man laughs the happiest than the orangutan, so let's use it first.
Demon energy projection, burning point.
Condense a small cloud of demonic energy in your eyes, increase the burning command, and then aim at the hair on the head of the orangutan and project!
The hair on the head of the orangutan who was eating suddenly ignited a little fire and burned. The dog brother who was sitting next to it to eat sniffed his nose and wondered, "How can there be the smell of roast chicken?"
"Ahh
The orangutan was finally burned to the top of his head, threw away his chopsticks in surprise, patted the top of his head desperately with both hands, and everyone at the table stopped eating and looked at it and shouted.
Xiaoxue asked me worriedly, "What's wrong with the monkey?"
I said calmly: "It's okay, this stupid baby likes to dance while eating, this is the characteristic of the monkey demon." ”
"Huh, is that really the case?"
"You don't understand the world of monsters, don't take it seriously. ”
And after the fire was quickly extinguished, the orangutan had a small bald part on his head, and he looked as funny as he could, but no one had to laugh at the scene.
"Wood Holly!"
It didn't take any hint to know that I was the ghost, and he slapped the table and glared at me angrily, so that the plate bounced up, and the big white teeth were sharpened.
"What's wrong?!"
I slapped the table and glared back at it. In terms of height and demonic aura on his body at this time, it is not a grade for me to overwhelm him.
After all, they were the ones who played me and laughed at me first, and now there is no evidence that I did it, after glaring at me, I didn't eat, and I jumped off the chair with my head covered in great displeasure, and walked to the backyard angrily.
Jiang Ziya stared at his mobile phone to eat, and said coldly, "I lost another one." ”
Xiaoxue looked at the orangutan who was angry and left the banquet, and then looked at Jiang Ziya, with a puzzled expression on her face.
A table of monsters became uneasy at this time, and they secretly glanced at each other, and their eyes became terrified, and they always felt that it was their turn to be next.
I ate on the sleet and looked at them calmly. Everywhere I looked, the monsters were secretive, and they didn't dare to face me, for fear of incontinence.
Hmph, this is the majesty that the demon king should have! Who would dare to play tricks on me now?!
Brother Dog suddenly jumped down and chased after the orangutan master: "Momoda Momoda, why are you unhappy today?"
Huang You looked up and thought about it, and exclaimed: "Today's hole hasn't been dug yet, so I won't eat it, everyone take your time, I'll continue to dig." With that, he ran out.
Xiaoxue looked back at Huang You suspiciously: "Is Brother Huang so anxious?"
"It's good to work hard, you don't care about him. ”
Huo Yu put down his chopsticks and bowl and said to Shi Dashan: "Since Huang You is also so diligent, we can't slack off. Dashan, let's go to the fruit grove to see how the fruit trees that have been brought back are growing. ”
Shi Dashan was stunned for a moment before he hurriedly put down the chopsticks and bowl and said, "Yes, yes, let's go." ”
The two also hurried out of the house.
Now only I am the only one who is still eating, Xiaoxue, Qingcalyx, Jiang Ziya, and Dragon Whisker.
Long Xu also looked a little nervous, after all, he was also present to laugh at me when I was beaten by Lu Qi today, although it was only a light smile.
"Dragon's beard. I said.
The dragon's beard shuddered and looked up at me.
"What's the matter?"
"Tomorrow the fruit shop will reopen, what do you think?"
Long Xu pondered for a while and said, "I will definitely be scolded by the neighbors tomorrow." ”
"Yes, they must be in a hurry after not opening a store for so many days. There must be a lot of people coming tomorrow to buy a lot of fruit to prevent us from opening the shop only once in a few days. I don't think there's enough fruit to ripen for tomorrow, what do you think?"
I glanced meaningfully at the dragon's beard, who immediately understood, put down the dishes and chopsticks and stood up and walked to the backyard.
"I didn't think it was enough, so I'll pick some right away to prepare. ”
Xiaoxue held the bowl and turned back and asked, "Do you need to be in such a hurry?"
Long Xu had already opened the back door, turned back sharply and said to Xiaoxue solemnly: "You must be prepared to go to the battlefield at any time, and you must not be greedy for pleasure!"
"Huh?"
Xiaoxue was still confused, but the dragon beard had already closed the back door and disappeared in front of Xiaoxue's eyes.
Xiaoxue turned back with her rice bowl in her hand and asked everyone blankly, "What's wrong with everyone tonight?" ”
I touched her head and said, "It's okay, you didn't know they were monsters before, so they had to pretend to be normal people, but in fact, monsters are usually like this." Xiaoxue, you don't understand the world of monsters, don't take it too seriously. ”
“...... Oh, brother, I'll feed you. ”
"Okay!"