Chapter 004: Bad Guy Marriage

After Liu Neng put down the incense burner with satisfaction, he clapped his hands. As soon as he jumped off the tribute table, he saw that there was an extra woman in palace clothes in the temple.

"I think this is the Three Holy Mother Yang Chan! Beauty is beautiful, but it's too cold. Liu Neng saw that the other party's face was like frost, and knew that the purpose of his smashing of the idol had been achieved, and he led the other party from Liu Yanchang's side. Throughout the entire history of Journey to the West, no god is easy to mess with. Even the goldfish raised by Guanyin of the South China Sea, who is known as the Great Compassion and Great Compassion, and the two fire-burning boys around Taishang Laojun all eat people, not to mention other immortals. Although the Three Holy Mothers did not appear in Journey to the West, they were also famous immortals, and they smashed her temple, and the other party refused to give up. But don't steal chicken and rice, provoke the other party, let the other party use tricks, and make yourself a dish at the wedding banquet.

Liu Neng thought of this, and he didn't dare to slack off, he was dressed and hugged his fists and said: "The kid has seen the Holy Mother!"

Yang Chan didn't expect that the black boy in front of her, who was like a mud monkey, would be so bold. After smashing the temple, not only did he not run, but he greeted his master. I couldn't help but snort coldly.

"The kid smashed the statue of the Virgin, just to invite the Virgin to see it, and then the kid naturally reshaped the golden body for the Virgin. Liu Neng continued.

"Why did you see me?"

Liu Xi was full of anger when he raised his pen, only complaining about the three mothers of the Virgin, living in the shrine with a heart like iron, and accepting the incense in vain. Liu Neng didn't care about Yang Chan's attitude, and said to himself.

"Who are you? How did you hear about this poem? Yang Chan was taken aback and hurriedly asked.

With the divine power of the Virgin, I naturally know that since the title of this poem, the Virgin Mary has returned to the temple, and no one has come during this period, so this poem is definitely not what the boy saw in the temple. Liu Neng first patted Yang Chan a little fart, and saw that the other party showed a contemplative look, and then continued: "The kid is a member of the Liu family, named Liu Neng, just because he is black, so others also call me Liu Heizi." My young master, Liu Yanchang, began to recite this poem last night. He also talked to himself about how to act in the shrine of Our Lady today. The boy knows that the Virgin Mary is clear and jade, protects the people, and is admired by all the people. I was afraid that you were deceived by the villain, so I rushed to report it. ”

After Liu Neng finished speaking in one breath, he only felt that the whole person was much more relaxed, his words had already been said like this, if Yang Chan still wanted to marry Liu Yanchang, he would have nothing to say. can only find a chance to run away, the farther away from Datang the better, it is best to run to the daughter country, that is his lifelong dream.

"I have been reciting it last night, it must be ......" Yang Chan said a few words, and suddenly her eyes lit up. Stretched out his hand and grabbed Liu Neng, and said, "You come with me." ”

With Yang Chan's voice, Liu Neng only felt that his body was tight, and the whole person was dragged out of the shrine of Our Lady. Then it flew high like a cloud. Xiang Zai saw that it was Yang Chan beside her, who was stretching out a hand and firmly grasping his shoulder, seeing that she was biting her lower lip tightly, her face sinking like water, obviously extremely angry. I couldn't help but secretly say in my heart: "Although I ruined your good marriage, I finally relieved you from the pain of being pressed under Mount Hua." Even I don't know if you should hate me or thank me. ”

The flight was extremely fast, and before Liu could have a chance to see the situation below, the two had already landed outside a thatched hut.

"You wait here for a while, and then I'll come into the house and ask for an explanation. After Yang Chan said a word, she turned around and was about to enter the house.

"Holy Mother, wait, I don't know how you plan to ask?" Liu Neng hurriedly stopped.

Yang Chan was stunned, she returned in anger, and just wanted to figure things out. As for how to interrogate the other party, he didn't even think about it.

Looking at Yang Chan's appearance, Liu Neng could only let out a long sigh and said, "I'd better go! I just need the Holy Mother to call your maid out, so as not to delay things." ”

"How do you know that I have a maid by my side?" Yang Chan became more and more strange.

"Not only do I know that you have a maid, but I also know your name, your father, your mother, and your brother. Liu Neng said secretly in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, he just said indifferently: "After finding out the truth, the kid will tell the Holy Mother one by one, and now he will ask the Holy Mother to follow the plan." ”

Yang Chan mostly lives in the heavenly realm and rarely walks in the human world. In addition, when she was young, Erlang God was by her side to protect her, after becoming an immortal, the immortals looked at the face of Erlang God, and did not dare to embarrass her, basically ignorant of the world, everything she encountered today, it was really only seen in her life, and there was nothing she could do now, so she had to follow Liu Neng's instructions to use the method of sound transmission to call out Ganoderma lucidum.

Liu Yanchang was secretly annoyed, thinking that there was something wrong with what he said, so he offended Yang Chan, and the other party left in a hurry. As soon as he said a few words to Lingzhi, Lingzhi said goodbye and left.

When I didn't know what to do, I heard someone coming in outside, and hurriedly made a tender look and said, "Sister fairy, but are you back?"

"Young master, I'm here!" Liu Neng said with a look of sincere fear.

"You dog minion, how did you come here? When Liu Yanchang saw Liu Neng, he was furious and opened his mouth to reprimand.

"I don't know!" Liu Neng said with a bitter face: "I slept well in the inn, but as if my body was disobedient, I ran to the stable, led Hongyun and walked out." I struggled and screamed as hard as I could, but to no avail. When I woke up, I came to the foot of Huashan, and then a fragrant wind blew me here. Then a woman's voice sounded in my ears, saying that she was the Three Holy Mothers of Huashan, saying that there was something wrong with the heavenly court, and let me take good care of the young master. also said that he had a husband and wife relationship with the young master, please wait for the young master here, and she will come back in eighteen years. ”

"Fart! It's a piece of nonsense!" Liu Yanchang turned blue when he heard it, and scolded angrily.

"Young Master, all this is true. How dare the little one lie and lie to you. Otherwise, how would the kid have found here!I'm still confused?" Liu Neng touched his head and made a look of disbelief.

"No way! That's not what I said in my dreams. The man of God in the dream only said, let me hold the Three Virgins. We have been married for eighteen years, and then I can achieve the golden body of an Arhat! How could she not say goodbye. Liu Yanchang jumped on the ground, like a madman, and yelled.

"Did even that poem be taught to you by a god in a dream?" asked Liu Neng cautiously on the side.

"That's not it, the man of God in the dream only said that I would write a random poem and scold the Three Virgins to attract the attention of the other party. Liu Yanchang gasped and replied.

"You dog, is this what you asked?" After Liu Yanchang finished saying this, he suddenly reacted, flew up and kicked straight at Liu Neng.

"Did you just react? It's too late!" Liu Neng flashed to the side, and after avoiding Liu Yanchang's flying feet, he laughed loudly. Reach out and pull the door open.

Yang Chan outside the door was already burning, and she couldn't wait to kill Liu Yanchang with one palm. If it weren't for Lingzhi pulling her on the side, she would have rushed into the room.

Seeing Liu Neng open the door, he dodged into the house. Aiming at Liu Yanchang is a slap in the face.

"Smack!"

The slap was crisp and loud, and it made Liu Yanchang dizzy and turned around, and he didn't breathe for a long time. This is also when Yang Chan is angry, without adding divine power, otherwise, it will be ten thousand peach blossoms.

Liu Yanchang saw Yang Chan and Lingzhi appear in the house, knowing that the two of them heard what they had just said, their faces were like ashes, they looked at Liu Neng with hatred, and said coldly: "You dog, you dare to yin your young master." ”

"Young Master Liu, I'm sorry. The Three Virgins are clear and jade, and kind-hearted. It is also the blessing of Heaven that has prevented you, the wicked man, from being punished. ”

"Okay, good!" Liu Yanchang covered his face, glanced at Liu Neng viciously, didn't say a word, turned around and walked outside the house.

"Miss!" Lingzhi watched Liu Yanchang walk out, and a dodge blocked in front of Liu Yanchang.

"Let him go! he's just a pawn for someone else. Yang Chan's face was pale, and she waved her hand lightly, signaling Lingzhi to release her.

"Yes!" Lingzhi also saw that Yang Chan was in a bad mood, and dodged to the side, letting go of Liu Yanchang.

Liu Yanchang walked to the door, suddenly turned his head, looked at Liu Neng resentfully, and reprimanded loudly: "You dog slave, get over here!"

"Holy Mother!" Liu Neng didn't expect Liu Yanchang to dare to scold himself at this time, but what the other party said was not wrong, in a legal sense, Liu Yanchang was his master, so he was naturally qualified to give orders to him, and looked at Yang Chan like a helper.

"What qualifications do dog slaves who betray their righteousness and abandon their lords call me Miss?" Yang Chan had not yet spoken, but Lingzhi on the side stretched out his hand, like a goshawk fighting a rabbit, grabbed Liu Neng, and threw it out.

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