After I made an agreement with Lu Fei, I didn't dare to stay any longer, so I immediately went downstairs and ran to the modern car.

Suddenly, I glanced down the street and saw that Lu Qi was already riding here on his bicycle. When she saw me running down her building, she was stunned. Then, as if she thought of something, she threw her bicycle on the side of the road and ran towards me.

"Wood Holly!"

I had already arrived at the Hyundai car and opened the door as fast as I could. I inserted the key and stepped on the accelerator, and at this time, Lu Qi had already run over, patted the window next to me vigorously, and roared: "Mu Dongqing, you bastard! What did you do when you went to my house just now? What are you looking for my brother for?!"

"I was just talking to him about physiology. ”

I replied to her haphazardly and left in a modern car. Lu Qi chased after him, scolding and shouting.

"Mu Dongqing, you bastard! I hate you! I hate you to death! I will not let you go!"

From the rearview mirror, I saw that Lu Qi had stopped and chased after her, jumping and stomping on the spot, and became a crazy woman.

"Zhong Zhuang, save my mother-in-law, the time is just right!" I don't know which TV series I have heard a sentence that can just describe my proud mood at this time. I just don't know what sin I will suffer in the following days after I am proud.

Happily driving all the way.

Because of yesterday's heavy rain, a lot of things at home were scrapped. I drove to buy wires and a bunch of things, and I specially prepared to buy an Apple mobile phone for Jiang Ziya, and I had already promised to buy him a mobile phone, didn't I?

No, I touched the black and white version of Motorola in my pocket and thought it was time to change it by the way. And since I bought it myself, I'm going to change it for Xiaoxue by the way, her one is outdated, and she hasn't told me about it, but I'm not unnoticed.

Xiao Lu should also buy one, that stupid, if you want a worse one, you can do it. If I didn't think it was too black-hearted, I would have planned to pass on the black and white version of Motorola to her.

Calyx should also be bought, and sometimes there may be something that needs to be contacted by her.

Yes, and Lu Qi, although she doesn't have anything to do with me yet, but I already think she's my girlfriend, don't I?

I've seen her mobile phone, which is actually a few years younger than my Motorola, so it should be replaced. If I bought her one, would she be a little more angry with me?

For this reason, I went to a mobile phone store on Guiye Street that looked good, and as soon as I entered the door, I was warmly welcomed by the salesperson.

"Hello sir, are you going to buy a mobile phone?"

Sometimes it's so coincidental that I didn't expect so many salesman ladies to meet her as soon as I entered the door. And why did she change careers again and become a mobile phone salesman?

The third lady of the crow demon, Chen Bing.

She was still standing in front of me in a beautiful uniform and a pair of glasses. But the amazing thing is that judging by the smile she was on me at this time, she didn't realize who I was.

Don't...... I put on a suit and combed my hair, she didn't recognize this handsome little guy of Sven as Mu Dongqing?!

Hee-hee-hee-hee, it's so fun, I didn't recognize her last time, this time it's her turn and she doesn't recognize me, I'm going to play with her to death!

I said awesomely, "I'm going to sell my kidney!"

"Huh?"

Chen Bing looked at me in confusion.

"Wrong, I'm going to buy an Apple 6!"

Chen Bing said happily: "Okay, we have three colors of apple 6 in our store, I'll show you which one you like." ”

"Let's go!" I said with an air.

Chen Bing professionally took out one mobile phone after another, showed it to me on the glass case, there were gold, silver, gray, and introduced the functions of Apple 6 to me.

I don't know anything about mobile phones, and it's nonsense for her to say so much.

I touched left and right, looked left and right, and my eyes were full of incredulity, is this the legendary apple that can cut the buyer's kidney6?

Probably I was dressed upscale and handsome, but my behavior was so countrylike, it was a little strange in Chen Bing's eyes, and when I looked at her, she smiled bitterly.

"Which phone do you want, sir?"

Well...... Which one? Jiang Ziya's words must like gold.

Before I could speak, Chen Bing introduced me.

"The color price of the three phones is the same, but the capacity is different, and the price is a little different. 16g5288yuan64g6088yuan128g6888yuan, which one do you want?"

I jumped up on the spot, pointed at the three apples and exclaimed, "What?!!So expensive?!The one I bought my sister for a fucking phone was only more than 800 yuan! Is this going to cut my kidney?!"

When I shouted like this, almost all the customers or waitress in the restaurant looked here. Some of them were snickering, some were disdainful, and I found myself a little out of shape.

Damn, it's so expensive, it's worthy of being called a mobile phone that can cut the buyer's kidney.

I glanced at Chen Bing, and then I saw that she was looking at me with a frown, as if she saw something.

I hurriedly shouted, "I'm going to buy the 16g gold one!"

Chen Bing suddenly woke up from his distraction and said happily, "Okay, please wait a moment." ”

She quickly cleaned up the contents on the counter and wrapped a golden apple. Then I called her again, "Wait." ”

Chen Bing looked back in amazement, as if he thought I was planning not to buy it, and said, "Sir, you are ......"

I pointed five fingers at one and said loudly, "I have to buy five more phones!"

The mobile phone store suddenly received a soft shout, and they looked at me in surprise again.

Chen Bing was a little happy, but asked with some suspicion: "Sir, why do you still have to buy five mobile phones?"

I sighed, shook my hair, looked lonely at the opposite street and said, "No way, brother, I have more money, and there are naturally more women." They wanted me to buy a mobile phone, and I had to say yes. Alas, my brother is soft-hearted. ”

Chen Bing trembled when he heard it, and seemed to feel quite disgusting. And a lot of the women in the store looked at me with new eyes, as if I was a malfunctioning ATM that they could swallow some money from me.

"Okay, I don't want to buy any more apples, just buy me a normal one. ”

Chen Bing reluctantly smiled and said, "Okay, I'll show you the other mobile phones in our store." ”

"Lead the way!" I said again.

"Okay!"

Chen Bing took me around the store again and showed me a lot of mobile phones. In the end, I was dizzy, finalized five identical Samsung phones, and went to the counter to pay.

Chen Bing said with a smile on his face while writing the order: "Sir, you are really rich, you can buy so many mobile phones casually." ”

Don't be so polite, I know you must be scolding me as a local tyrant in your heart. If you despise it, you must have said no less than ten words in your heart, right?

I leaned back on the counter and asked her, pretending to be a hooligan, "Since I bought so many phones from you, should you give me a little favor?"

Chen Bing said to me very professionally: "Mr. has bought so many mobile phones, our store has already given you a 95% discount, and there are some phone bills and small gifts to give." ”

I shook my head and said, "It was sent by your store, not by you." What about you? What are you going to give me?"

Chen Bing reluctantly smiled bitterly and said, "I'm just a certain employee, sir, don't be joking." ”

I smiled weirdly, "How about a kiss for me?"

Chen Bing's face stiffened for a moment, and he said with a reluctant wry smile: "Sir, don't be joking. ”

"Can't kiss it?"

I pretended not to be happy and straightened up to leave.

"If you can't even kiss it, then I won't buy it. ”

It can be seen that Chen Bing's smile is very reluctant, and others can tell that she is already angry at a glance. Some people in the store also heard our conversation, and a noon woman with the store manager's sign came over to persuade us.

"Sir, she's just a little employee, please don't make such jokes. ”

"Who is kidding, Lao Tzu is serious. ”

I looked unhappy, crossed my waist and said very badly: "Yo, Lao Tzu bought so many mobile phones here, you can't even kiss her?" Hmph, Lao Tzu is so handsome, and the number of women chasing Lao Tzu is too many to count. And those women, even if they want to kiss me, I don't want to, you still have to be scared?"

Chen Bing finally couldn't help it, his face was no longer pretending, and he said to me coldly: "Why don't you die?

When the store manager heard Chen Bing say this, he had a blamed expression. Then he turned to me and said, "I'm sorry sir, young people are just impulsive, don't worry. ”

Seeing that Chen Bing finally scolded me, I laughed happily a few times, and was looked at strangely by the people in the store.

I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm just trying to be angry with her." Scold well, scold beautifully! I like such a girl! I should scold such a scumbag in the future!"

I was looked at me strangely by the people in the store again, especially Chen Bing, who stared at me and sank into thought.

I handed over a bank card and said, "Pay, swipe the card." ”

Chen Bing was stunned on the spot when he saw such a change happen, and the store manager next to him immediately took my card instead of Chen Bing and operated it on the credit card machine. I typed the password and paid for it, and when Chen Bing and the store manager saw how much money was on the card, they were taken aback. And I've taken the card and a big bag of phones to jump away.

Chen Bing turned his head to look at me suddenly, looked at me for a second, and then shouted as if he had come to his senses: "Mu Dongqing?!"

I swept my hair and said, "That's right, it's me!"

"You're this bastard to trick me?!"

"This kind of service attitude is not good, you didn't find me yourself, I haven't lied!"

"You're looking for death!"

Chen Bing clenched her fists angrily and strode towards me, but wearing a uniform and skirt, she couldn't walk fast, she could only watch me run out of the store and get into Hyundai, she and others watched me start the car at the door of the store.

"Don't run!"

"It's a fool not to run!"

"Mu Dongqing, you bastard! scum! I won't let you go! I won't let you go! You bastard!"

"Goodbye!"

Chen Bing chased me out and scolded me, but I had already driven the car and slipped away, and I couldn't hear what she was scolding anymore.

Hey, this woman is so funny.

But it's also strange, why have I been called like this lately? Am I so hateful?