I comforted myself: "Wang Shien is a bad comrade, so it's not wrong for me to lie to him." Saying this is like stabbing someone with a knife, saying that it is the knife that stabs a person and not the person who stabs the person who stabs the person, explaining the paleness and powerlessness.

When I had seen enough of the scenery in the sky, I flew back to the ground with Wang Shien. When I flew to the top of the house, Wang Shien saw the hole on the roof of my house when it flew into the sky, and asked me depressedly: "Although this is none of my business, I still have to ask why you don't fly out of the house, but you have to fly directly through the roof." ”

Pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced is an indispensable item, otherwise how can it be called taking you to pretend to be forced to take you to fly.

But for the sake of my face, I had to say, "Even if I tear down the whole house, I can make it back to its original state." ”

Wang Shien believed my words, and we fell to the ground and walked into the house, at this time Wang Shien looked around and asked curiously, "What about the other masters?"

"Who knows. "I said it in my heart.

They weren't created in this illusion at all, and they weren't there.

"Master Wei is now performing a space-time reversal technique, back to before we were about to fly. ”

Wang Shien exclaimed: "Master, you can even use such a spell?"

I suddenly sneered and sneered: "Hmph, otherwise how can you call your master?" I said to Wang Shien again: "Stand up, close your eyes, let's go back to lunch." ”

Wang Shien closed his eyes, his face was full of excitement, but he immediately opened his eyes again and asked me, "Why are you closing your eyes?

I jumped over and slapped him on the head and said angrily, "Close your eyes!

Wang Shien had no choice but to close his eyes obediently, still looking expectant and nervous, it seems that I brought him too many surprises in this complete illusion. Of course, if he doesn't know that it's all a deceptive trick, it's a "surprise", and if he knows, it's "anger".

I find myself more and more like Zao Wou-Ki's old god.

Close your eyes, dispel the illusion completely, and open your eyes.

Go back to the three seconds after I used the Millennium Demon Pupil on Wang Shien. The monsters were watching us at the dinner table next to me, Jiang Ziya happened to come out of the room at this time, scratched his hair and asked us tiredly: "You monsters, you dare not call Uncle Ben when you eat, it's really bold." ”

Needless to say, Wang Shien, who heard Jiang Ziya's voice, immediately opened his eyes and was surprised to find that he was back at noon. He looked up at the roof, but there was no hole.

He almost jumped up with excitement: "It's amazing! It's amazing! You can really travel through time and space, master, you're really amazing!"

"Where, hehehe......" I smirked, in fact, my heart blossomed. It's so fun, it's good for me to end up in the future.

The monsters were dumbfounded, Wang Shien actually called me a master, and what did he say about traveling through time and space, which was the same as what he did half a minute ago.

Jiang Ziya, who heard us speak, looked at us with disdain and said, "Through time and space, that is a matter that will be punished by heaven, only the Kunlun Mirror in the hands of Uncle Ben can do it in the world, just rely on ......."

I was in a hurry on the spot, this little ghost is going to sabotage my 10 million scam as soon as he comes?!

"A case of Coke!" I held out my middle finger to Jiang Ziya.

Jiang Ziya was stunned, and after a while, he said disdainfully: "Boring...... How much is that case of Coke? Buy it back for Uncle Ben as soon as possible. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, and Wang Shien walked over and asked quietly, "Who is this little ghost, why are you so arrogant?"

I saw that Jiang Ziya's expression was wrong, and I was afraid that he would stab Wang Shien with a whip on the spot, so I hurriedly pushed Wang Shien out of the house, and said while pushing: "Why are you talking so much? Your mother told you to go home for dinner, go quickly!"

"But you haven't taught me ...... yet"

"Teach your sister, I'm not free today, I'll talk about it when I'm free. ”

Wang Shien also knew that he hadn't been in contact with others for so long, and there were a lot of troubles, so he had to reluctantly ask for my phone, and then took some of his belongings and drove his BMW parked in front of his house to leave here.

The weather is cool, so why do I sweat?

I wiped my sweat and walked home, Jiang Ziya was already standing at the door looking at me unhappily: "Are you doing something bad?"

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "How can a good person like me do something bad?"

Jiang Zi made a sharp sigh and walked to the seat originally prepared for Wang Shien at the dinner table and sat down. I then sat down, leaned in to him and whispered, "Aren't you an immortal?

"No, but it doesn't hurt to try it. He picked up chopsticks and poked my head open and said, "Don't get too close to Uncle Ben, you're too dirty." ”

Jiang Ziya didn't like to eat the same dish with others, so he specially instructed me to take a large plate out and put all the dishes into his plate, and then everyone began to eat.

Long Xu and I really felt terrified, and it was hard to say what this great immortal would do if he was not happy. The monsters just thought that Jiang Ziya was childish, so they all smiled and didn't care, and they didn't even ask about Jiang Ziya starting to live in my house. Are they used to not having one or two or non-human creatures in my house from time to time, so they don't bother to ask about it?

Ah, what a bliss it is to be ignorant.

Jiang Ziya picked up a piece of golden and golden something and sniffed it, it seemed to smell good, and he ate it. After only taking a bite, his eyes widened, as if he had eaten something terrible, and everyone at the table was attracted by his expression.

As a chef, Huang You was a little nervous and asked, "What's wrong?

Jiang Ziya took a few bites before saying, "No, the sweetness is just right." Uncle Ben has never eaten this dish before, it is so delicious!"

The people at the table immediately became happy, Huang You smirked even more awkwardly, and the tense nerves of me and Long Xu relaxed.

Grass, don't play like this. I thought he was used to tasting immortal food, and he was very dissatisfied with the food of us mortals, and he wanted to get angry and destroy us, but I didn't know that he thought it was delicious.

Jiang Ziya asked as he ate, "What's the name of this dish?" ”

"Coke chicken. Huang You said.

"Coke can also be used to cook?!"

"You can't say it's cooking, it's just a ...... for it"

"This dish is delicious too, what's the name?"

"Oh, that's minced fried tofu. ”

"Tofu? What's that?"

"Uh......"

"What's this red sweet and sour?"

“...... Scrambled eggs with tomatoes. ”

Huang You really couldn't understand why Jiang Ziya hadn't even seen some very ordinary and common dishes, let alone eaten them, he was simply a wild man who came out of the mountains.

I saw Jiang Ziya eating happily, without any image of an immortal, living like a child. He leaned over curiously and asked, "Uncle Jiang, why haven't you even eaten these things, and there is nothing to eat in the sky?"

Jiang Ziya replied to me vaguely while eating: "There is nothing to eat in the sky, I have recently been in retreat for a hundred years, and I have not been down to earth for two hundred years...... Don't get close to Uncle Ben, get away from it, it will affect Uncle Ben's appetite. ”

What an arrogant little devil.

I also started to eat, Jiang Ziya asked too much and didn't ask again, he only focused on eating, more than anyone else. After eating for a while, Jiang Ziya choked on the rice and coughed vigorously on the ground.

Probably taking care of Xiaoxue a lot, for this situation, I naturally stretched out my hand and patted Jiang Ziya's back, and said while picking up rice: "Don't eat in such a hurry, my brother won't rob you." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I was stunned and looked at Jiang Ziya carefully. At this time, Jiang Ziya stopped coughing, and looked up at me with murderous aura.

I immediately retracted my hand like lightning and said with a grin: "Get used to it, get used to it, don't take it to heart uncle......"

Jiang Ziya didn't say much, as if he continued to eat sulkingly.

Sitting across from me, the orangutan and the dog brother looked at each other with a serious meal with chopsticks like us, looking at me with extreme suspicion, and I felt empty.

The orangutan asked me with a big grin: "You kid, I haven't seen you look like you flattering others, what's so weird?"

"Like a pug. Brother Dog bit the chicken leg and said vaguely.

The scarlet master looked at Jiang Ziya, who was concentrating on eating for a while, and finally asked very suspiciously: "Could it be that Li Xiaoming is actually ......?"

Jiang Ziya has lived here for a long time, and his identity will have to be asked sooner or later. I was afraid that the orangutan would say something terrible, so when I was excited, I slapped the table and got up.

"Li Xiaoming is my younger brother!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, and the dragon beard was even so frightened that even the chopsticks in his hand fell. Jiang Ziya stopped eating, looking at me as if he was really going to kill me, and just as I was about to have a seizure, I hurriedly bent down and whispered to him to explain.

"Jiang Ziya is an immortal, Li Xiaoming is my younger brother, and the two are not the same person. ”

"Do you think that if you talk like this, Uncle Ben will let you go?!"

"I'll go to the city to buy something, I'll buy you whatever you want!"

Jiang Ziya's eyes showed a brilliance similar to the expectation that Wang Shien had when I lied to him, and he lowered his face and said, "Only this once, not for example." ”

"Understood!"

Cut, what kind of immortal, it's not a little kid who will be obedient if he "goes out on the street to buy something for him".

I sat down with my heart covered, and the orangutan nodded and said, "No wonder ......"

I don't know what he wants to say, Huo Yu is the smartest one of them, and asked me curiously: "But, as far as I know, boss, there are only two brothers and sisters in your family, you and Xiaoxue, and there are no more brothers." ”

My face was embarrassed, and I held back for a long time before saying: "Li Xiaoming is my father's illegitimate son...... "Dad, you have a spirit in heaven, son, I want to be sorry for you."

The people at the table let out a long oh, and the intricate unknown story of dog blood made them yy.

There are only a few who are different from everyone else I am guilty Jiang Ziya only cares about eating, the dragon beard is frightened, Xiao Lu is speechless, only waving chopsticks and screaming happily with everyone.