I pulled Midori out of the room, and in the living room, I saw the orangutan and the dog brother sitting on the sofa watching TV.

The orangutan was smoking a cigarette while watching TV in his sunglasses, and the ash tray on the coffee table in front of him (note, it was a plate) was full of cigarette butts.

And Brother Dog, lying on the couch to sleep, terrible and disgusting saliva has been flooding on the couch.

Calyx is also in the living room, wearing a pink apron, and is bending down in a corner of the living room to wipe the glass window with a rag. When she realized that I had woken up, she looked up and smiled happily at me.

"Lord Demon King, you're awake. ”

"Hey, I just woke up. ”

"Are you hungry? I'll cook you a bowl of noodles to eat. ”

Looking at Qingcao's expectant and enthusiastic eyes, I was really scared, so I had to say, "Then it's troublesome." ”

"It's not troublesome at all, but she's a woman in the Demon King's family. ”

My whole body trembled, and even the orangutan was choked by the smoke and coughed desperately.

But to say it in conscience, Qingcao is beautiful and virtuous, smart, generous, sexy and charming, all-round in housework, in the kitchen and out of the hall, from the beginning to the end, well-behaved and obedient, it is really a rare good woman. If I can marry her as a wife, I will definitely be very happy. And Lu Qi is stingy and violent, he gets angry and beats me at every turn, he is not well-behaved at all, and he won't listen to me.

In comparison, Qingcao directly threw Lu Qi nine streets.

Tsk, I regret it now when I think about it, alas......

Qingcao walked across the sofa with a rag full of joy, and suddenly stopped to look at Brother Dog. In less than a second, a murderous aura appeared in the green calyx's happy smile.

With a snort, Qingcao waved the rag and slapped it hard on the dog's ass. The sleeping dog brother jumped up from the sofa with wide eyes, clutched his ass and howled in pain.

"Who?!Who is who?!Who dares to hit me?!"

Brother Dog angrily looked around, and finally turned his head to the green calyx behind him, and the green calyx looked at it with a smile.

“......”

"Wipe the saliva off the sofa and wash it with dish soap and water. ”

“...... Well. ”

The green calyx "gently" folded the rag, placed it on the dog's head, and then left with a smile.

Seeing this, I seemed to have found the why.

Brother Dog blushed his buttocks and depressedly pawed a rag to wipe the saliva on the sofa, and I pulled Xiaolu to find a safe place to sit down.

The orangutan and the dog brother looked at me, and the dog brother simply and habitually asked me for the morning. After puffing out a puff of cigarette, the orangutan said to me like a big brother, "Yo, you're in good spirits." ”

"Well, it's been a long time since I got a good night's sleep. ”

I looked at the living room, and my home had barely changed during the time I had been practicing.

After wiping the saliva on the sofa, the dog brother jumped off the sofa with a rag in his eyes and walked to the backyard, as if he was about to get dish soap. I don't know if it will come back with the rag after the dish soap is put on it?

After watching the dog brother walk out, I asked the gorilla, "When did I come back?"

"Last night...... I heard that you were stunned by the imp, and the little snake demon also withheld his dinner, and the imp spent last night eating instant noodles. ”

"This is really revenge for me!" After being happy, I pointed to Xiao Midori and asked the orangutan, "What the hell is she doing? Why can't she speak?"

"Ahhh......h

The orangutan took another puff of his cigarette and said slowly: "Have you forgotten that you took back the demonic energy of the little tree demon?" After learning about the situation of the little tree demon, Zhao Xianren taught Xiao Lu spiritism to keep his body stable, but he didn't expect to find that Xiao Lu can now store spiritual energy, and later felt that this was related to the Longyang Pill given to Xiao Lu by Mr. Wang, and a balance was created between the demon energy and the true qi, so that the spiritual energy could be stored. So naturally, Xiao Lu began to cultivate aura. The time is very short, but the progress is great, and I have been able to move freely as before without relying on your demonic energy. Zhao Xianren said that in the future, Xiaolu may become a new peak existence. ”

"So powerful?!"

I looked in amazement at Midori, who was grabbing my arm to compare the size of hers, frowning in frustration because my arm was three times the size of hers. I don't think she's so unscrupulous, but it's really scary when her belly gets black.

The scarlet also looked at this and said, "As for not being able to speak, it has something to do with the fact that there are three forces in her body now. She has demonic energy, true energy, and aura at the same time. Maybe it's because of this that it disturbs her monster language ability, after all, the monster language is related to the frequency of the demonic qi emitted and synchronized, and the normal monster can no longer recognize the meaning of her demonic energy. ”

"In this way, I have to become unable to speak again. ”

I propped my chin in distress and looked at the carefree Midori, and I felt as if I was more nervous about this than she was.

"Ahh ”

Realizing that I was looking at her, Midori happily shouted at me for no apparent reason.

"What a pity. ”

"Huh?"

Brother Dog came back soon after, and it turned out to be a rag, and I was disappointed not to see him walk back with the rag like a human being.

While it was wagging its tail and wiping the sofa, I asked, "Isn't there dish soap on the rag?"

For my question, Brother Dog looked left and right, and after making sure that the green calyx was not here, it threw a look of wisdom at me.

"Where is it so troublesome to use dish soap? Just wipe it again with clean water. ”

Hey, stupid dogs are starting to use their brains too, is this the so-called lazy wisdom?

I stood up and smiled at Brother Dog: "Then wipe it slowly, you will be dead when you are found by the green calyx...... I'm going to learn swordsmanship from the little ghost. ”

"Cut, it won't be so easy to spot. ”

Watching Brother Dog wagging his tail proudly and wiping the sofa, I always felt that something was wrong. When I turned around and was about to take a step, I finally noticed a very basic problem, and immediately turned around and slapped the dog on the head.

"Damn, this is my home, this is my sofa, do you dare to tell me so arrogantly that you won't wipe it clean? Do you want to die?!"

Brother Dog was blinded by me for a long time before he figured it out and said, "That's right!"

Hurriedly jumped away with the rag before I could do anything more to it, and ran away in a hurry, it seems that I will obediently wipe some dish soap and come back to wipe it.

It's disgusting, this youkai in the house ignores my existence and sees Calyx as the landlady. Could this have something to do with the subtle influence of the calyx on the creatures in the house, and make them regard the calyx as the hostess?

While Aocalyx was in the kitchen to make me noodles, I walked to the basement and Midori jumped up and down to follow. When I passed by the yard, I saw Huang You squatting next to the water pump with his back to me and pulling and pushing, the ground was wet and there was a harsh friction sound.

I stopped and walked behind Huang You, who felt me and Xiao Lu come over and stopped what we were doing and looked back.

"Boss, are you awake?"

"Just woke up, what are you doing?"

"Sharpen your sword, sharpen your edge. ”

I leaned over and saw Huang You, with a large talc and an ugly sword in front of him. The blade was so rough that it didn't look like it was made of metal at all, but of stone. The pattern of the hilt of the sword is also very simple and simple, and at a glance you can see that it is not a sword used for decoration, but just a simple crude toy.

Xiao Lu saw that this thing was very interesting, so he snatched it from Huang You's hand and played with it.

I said to Huang You with my empty eyes: "I said you, at such an old age, you are embarrassed to play with a toy sword, are you not afraid of being laughed at when you say it?"

"It's not mine. ”

Huang You stood up and said to me: "This is what Wang Shien handed to me, saying that it was too blunt and asked me to sharpen the edge of this sword for him, and he and Liu Qidong went home last night...... Oops my grass!"

Xiao Lu swung the stone sword indiscriminately and accidentally smashed Huang You's instep, causing Huang You to cover his feet and squat down again.

Are they all stupid? A stone sword is so blunt, what kind of edge do you have?

I snatched the stone sword from Xiao Lu's hand and scolded: "Don't play, you don't have an accurate head at all, if you want to cut him Dingding." He asked Huang You again: "Did you give money?

"A hundred. ”

A Grandpa Mao was lowered in IQ.

Seeing that I was looking at him with contempt, Huang You, who squatted down and covered his feet, said depressedly: "Maybe there is some mystery in this sword, I heard Wang Shien say that this is an ancient sword named Zhu Xian!"

"Zhu Xian!"

I was almost scared to throw the sword away.

Huang You asked me suspiciously, "Boss, do you know this sword?"

As for the things about the monsters, the things about the cultivators, they often explain to me, and I only have to be taught. However, for the understanding of this Zhuxian Sword, I immediately felt a little proud.

"Tut-tut, I don't even know about the Immortal Sword, it's really unheard of. Legend has it that the Zhuxian Ancient Sword is the most bullish fairy sword, and it is enough to guard a major sect from being violated by the evil demons. One sword rain is enough to destroy thousands of cultivators and monsters, and kill gods and Buddhas when they meet gods!"

Huang You exclaimed: "So powerful?!"

"Only the most powerful, nothing more powerful!"

I touched the body of the Zhuxian Sword with a squint, as if I was touching the girl's tender white hand, and said affectionately: "No wonder it will be a stone sword, the legend says that the Zhuxian Sword is a sword made of stone, it seems that there will be no fake." ”

"I heard that it was a magic weapon given to Wang Shien by Zao Wou-ki. ”

"This sword must be a fake!"

"It's going too fast!"

I frowned and touched the whole body of the Zhuxian Sword, still full of doubts.

"Impossible, Zao Wou-Ki will send the Zhuxian Sword to Wang Shien? If it is sent by Lao Wang, I believe it is genuine. This is not some garbage online game, click to send a dragon slayer. In other words, the Zhuxian Sword should only exist in novels, right? Forget it, try it and you'll know. ”

Just as I was thinking about how to try it, the killing machine came back with a basket full of greens, and when it saw me, it greeted me.

I waved to him happily: "Dashan, come here, come quickly, it will benefit you!"

Shi Dashan walked over with a sullen head and asked, "Boss, what's the matter with me?"

I took the Zhuxian Sword and gestured on his tall body, while saying, "Let me cut you a few swords to see if this Zhuxian Sword is real." ”

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