"That's right, it's me!" the man said with a wave of his hand, turning the stone sword in his hand into powder, looking at me and smiling.

I'm still very nervous, this person only has a relationship with me once, and his personality is extremely weird, I can't guarantee that he really won't do anything to me and Mei'er.

Swallowing his saliva, he forcibly calmed himself, looked at him and said, "Who the hell are you!"

"Me?" the man was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter who I am, in short, I have no ill will towards you!"

The young man said, muttering to himself, "I didn't expect that fool to accept another good apprentice, alas...... And it's as handsome as my brother, not bad!"

"Little brother, you and this little fox will have a catastrophe in the near future, pay more attention!" the man suddenly raised his head and looked at me seriously.

When I heard this, my heart immediately lifted.

This young man with a sword only glanced at me in the warehouse and knew about me and Mei'er, and now he told me to be careful, then something will definitely happen in the future.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the young man continued: "Little brother, come on, when will you engage in double cultivation with this little fox, and report to my brother how I feel!" After speaking, he patted me on the shoulder, and with some serious feelings.

I'll report to your sister, do I have to make a video for you!

The young man just turned around, turned back again, took my hand, and said with a grateful face: "Brother, you are so good!

"You know what's going on in my mind?" I said, dumbfounded as I looked at the young man.

When the young man heard this, he smiled awkwardly: "Well, get used to it, get used to it! But just hear this sentence clearly, I can't hear it clearly when you are alert now!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" I asked, looking at the young man, confused.

The young man's face was straight, and his hands were folded: "Amitabha, the secret of heaven must not be revealed......

"Are you sure you're not in the wrong position?" I couldn't help but twitch my eyebrows, Nima!

The young man was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I won't play with you anymore, anyway, be careful lately." Saying that, the young man turned into an old man, with a Zhao Benshan's Mozi on his head, a pair of sunglasses, a walking stick, and a wave of his big hand to touch the barrier.

"Master, please stay!" I shouted, but he ignored me and staggered towards a girl.

This person doesn't seem to have any ill will towards me, and if he wants to kill me, it's just a matter of moving his fingers, and he just reminded me.

But this man pretended to be forced, walked up to the girl, and said in a vicissitudes of life: "Little girl, the old man sees that your Yin Tang is black, and there will be a bloody disaster in the next month!"

"Don't joke with me, sir, I'm a college student, but I don't believe in such feudal superstitions! Besides, I don't have any change for you now!" said the schoolgirl to him with a smile.

"No!no!no!" Who knew that he waved his hand and said in a deep voice: "Old man, I never charge money for helping people read divination, but only help people who are destined to tell fortunes!"

"It's fun to not charge money!" The schoolgirl laughed even more happily when she heard that she didn't want money.

Pushing his sunglasses, the young man who transformed into an old man said with a smile: "As long as the old man gives you a magic weapon, you can avoid this bloody disaster!"

"And a small gift?" the girls' school was even happier when she heard it.

"Here's for you, you should know how to use it!" he shoved something into the schoolgirl's hand, slipped away, and disappeared from my vision in the blink of an eye.

"Sanitary napkins!" the girl looked at the things in her hand, her face turned red, and she yelled in the direction the young man left: "Neurotic!"

Damn, this young man must be really insane, right? Then is it true that he told me that he had a catastrophe with Mei'er?

At this time, the girl suddenly turned her head to look at us, and this look immediately became a stunned look, covering her mouth with her hand and unable to speak.

That's when I came back to my senses, Nima, Mei'er is still in demonized form!

"Is this ......" The girl was not afraid, but walked towards us with an excited face.

I thought she had found something and hurriedly protected Mei'er, shook her head and said, "No!

"Isn't it ......," the girl pointed to Mei'er and continued to repeat the words just now.

"It's really not ......" I didn't finish speaking, and the girl didn't stutter, and jumped up excitedly: "You're playing cosplay, aren't you?"

"That's not right......!" I nodded and smiled and said, "Yes!

"You still want to lie to me!" The girl looked proud, and actually pulled Mei'er's ears.

The girl tugged twice, then said, "Wow!

"Yes...... yes!" I said with a haha, but in fact, I thought in my heart that the bastard just now didn't unlock the ban on Mei'er, so that Mei'er couldn't move.

"Wow! This tail is fluffy, so feeling, and there is also warmth! This girl is also so cute, she will definitely be able to win the first place in the competition!"

"Can I take a picture?" said the girl, pulling out her phone.

At this moment, I panicked, and I quickly pointed to the sky behind her and said, "Look, there are flying saucers!"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "How is it possible! UFO is a lie!" As she spoke, she held up her phone and prepared to take a picture of Mei'er.

I gritted my teeth and said, "Damn! Jay Chou!"

"Jay Chou?!!where!!

I took the opportunity to hurriedly put Mei'er on my shoulder and run away!

I can even think of Jay Chou, I'm so witty!

"Hey, wait a minute, where is Jay Chou?" the girl shouted at me as she ran wildly.

I know him, but he doesn't know me! And when this person heard something about his idol, he really became a little brainless......

ran all the way, carrying Mei'er and hiding in a small alley.

Put Mei'er down and gasped, in fact, this history is tired, but because she is too nervous, Mei'er's identity is almost exposed, fortunately, there are too many people playing Cosprey in society now......

"What, brother, I'm sorry......" I just breathed a sigh of relief, another voice came, and suddenly the nerves in my whole body tensed again, and when I looked back, Nima turned out to be the young man who turned into an old man.

"Ahem!ahem!" coughed twice, he looked at me a little embarrassed and said, "I was so anxious to pick up the girl just now that I forgot to untie the ban on the little fox!"

Although Mei'er was frozen just now, she just couldn't move and speak, but now she returned to normal, and quickly turned into a human form and put the fox ears and tail back.

"Brother, I still want to save those girls who are addicted to the bitter sea of love, so I will flash first!" said that his figure flashed, and disappeared, and not long after he disappeared, he heard his voice in the distance: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the little girl and the old monk watch your seal hall blacken, and there will be a bloody disaster within a month!"

This person is a cultivator and a Buddha! Moreover, ...... Nima: Can you change your line?

(Thank you for the tickets of Dream City, Laugh, Sijiu, and Inaba, thank you for your support!