23 The opening of the Muye fruit shop was unlucky

Three days later, the long-planned fruit shop finally opened.

Four large refrigerators, shelves of various colors, electronic scales and other items were all done by Huang You. A cart of fruit was transported to the store early this morning, and the five shemales were busy for an hour and finally put all the fruits in place.

As a result, the "Muye Fruit Shop" opened without firecrackers and flower baskets!

I sat in a lazy chair at the cash register in the fruit store, crossed my legs, and grinned and dreamed of making a fortune. Xiao Lu sat on the small stool next to me with the fox Xiao Bai in his arms, and was playing with Xiao Bai, but Xiao Bai didn't seem to want to take care of her, curled up and sleeping.

Huang Youshi Dashan Huo Yu moved a stool and a small table to play with the master on the side.

Nobody came......

Nobody came......

Although there are a lot of migrants on this street, and they pass by in batches in my eyes, no one comes in, and even glances are rare.

I began to wonder if it was really a mistake not to set off firecrackers, not to put out flower baskets, not to engage in such false things.

The smile on my face stiffened, and I turned my head to Huang You, who was fighting the landlord, and said, "Xiao Huang, why did you say that no one came to buy the fruit?"

Huang You threw out a pair of explosions, and then said to me helplessly: "Boss, I said that the new store should liven up the atmosphere." At first, there were no regular customers, so we had to put it ten catties of firecrackers and put some big flower baskets at the door, so that we could be happy. Let's open up like this, where will anyone come?"

"I don't believe in joy or disjoy, I just know that firecrackers are so noisy and pollute the environment, and they must not be set off. "I never dared to light firecrackers when I was a child.

Huo Yu said: "I agree with the fact that firecrackers are not set off. If humans continue to pollute the environment like this, the aura will be destroyed by them. The aura is much weaker now than before!"

"And get a few flower baskets or something, I'm going to have a few flower baskets for about a hundred, is it necessary? I don't want to be a grandson!"

"Boss, you're so small, there's no way I can help you. You must know that you have to ask for money for everything now, and people's hearts are not as simple as they used to be. ”

I put down my legs, kicked Huang You's ass and said, "Go and go, go outside and show me what's going on, I don't believe that after waiting for so long and not even a single guest comes, there must be something strange." ”

Huang You reluctantly continued to play, and I kicked him again before he walked out and walked around.

After a while, Huang Youyou hurriedly ran back to report the situation to me, saying, "Boss, it turns out that it is not our problem, but that there are too many ghosts on our street, and many of them sell fruits. Their prices are much lower than ours, so naturally no one comes to us to buy fruit. ”

My thoughts snapped to a halt, and I hurriedly stood up and asked, "Didn't you notice the ghost problem when you were choosing a bunk?"

Huang You hurriedly ran away, turned around and said to me: "Actually, I have lived for so many years and have not opened a store, how could I think of this problem." ”

"Yo! are you reasonable?"

I picked up the slippers from under my feet and threw them over, Huang You leaned down and flashed, and the slippers hit the face of an aunt buying vegetables outside the store.

This morning, I was scolded by my aunt for an hour, surrounded by circles of spectators. After getting a red hairy grandfather of mine, the aunt left a threatening sentence after leaving a sentence of "I'll let you go this time, don't do this next time, this street is all my people!"

I returned to the store with red ears, and Huang You had already run out and didn't dare to come back.

I fidgeted and wandered around the store, going out and looking, and then going back to the store to sit. But I can't wait for customers to come and buy fruit, and even if someone sees the high-priced fruit on my fruit shelf, they leave immediately.

Not to mention, the fruit store where I delivered the goods before sold my fruits at this price, why can't I do it here?

Huo Yu kindly approached me and said, "Boss, there are ghosts outside, their fruits are much cheaper than ours, and we still sell them so expensive, how can anyone come to buy them?"

I don't don't understand this truth, but the fruit I sell is carefully cultivated. Green pollution-free, fresh and sweet, all picked this morning, now I still lower the price, and then I feel uncomfortable.

Huang You also ran back and said to me in a low voice: "Actually, boss, you don't have to feel too sorry. Lower the price first, let others taste that our fruit is delicious, and then raise the price, are you still afraid that others will not come to buy it?"

Although Huang You is sometimes quite angry, he has a lot of ideas. I suppressed the ** who wanted to beat him up to take revenge, and said, "Come down, come down." ”

We started to change the price of the fruit in the store and replace it with new cardboard, which was 7% off the original price.

An hour passed, and we had waited expectantly, but there was not a single guest.

Midori drank a glass of water and went out to bask in the sun, and a few of us stayed in the store to get moldy.

Xiaobai ran over my head to sleep, curled up as if I was wearing a foxskin hat, and I don't know what it did last night.

Another hour passed, and after lunch we changed the price of the fruit again, 50% off.

It was already the same price as the fruit out there, and we waited with confidence, but no one came.

Trifold ......

Two-fold ......

One fold ......

Prices changed as often as getting on and off the bus, but in the end it was halfway through the afternoon, and not a single customer arrived.

In the end, I painfully pasted a cardboard like "Try it for free!" on the door.

Half an hour later, when I was on the verge of breaking down, a guest finally arrived.

A little white-collar woman walked in looking down at the fruits in the store, and asked casually, "Haven't you seen this store before, is it newly opened?"

I was full of joy and wanted to greet the guests, and Huang You, who was bored enough, ran over quickly.

"Yes, this shop is new, you want to buy any fruit now for just one discount, and you can try it for free first. ”

Shi Dashan also came over and said to the little white-collar worker in a thick manner: "Good fruit, quality is guaranteed!"

The little white-collar worker was looking to see if the fruit here was new or not, but when he saw a little yellow-haired gangster coming over, he was afraid. When she looked at a killing machine-like creature talking to her, she hurried away without thinking about anything.

The first business was so yellow, we were stunned for a while, and finally I said to Huang You and Shi Dashan: "Okay, I now find that the reason for the lack of business is probably related to you, you two should go back and help me take care of the orchard first." ”

Shi Dashan's terrifying face showed a lost expression, and Huang You said depressedly: "Don't boss, we have also made a lot of credit for opening this store, you can't just abandon me, right?"

I walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Instead of dying together, let's let you two go." This is an order, get out of here!"

Shi Dashan said: "But the boss, you ......"

"It's okay to have Huo Yu and Xiao Lu here, I'll bite Xiao Lu if it's a big deal. ”

"Boss ......"

"Before I beat you up, let's go. ”

The two of them sadly left shoulder to shoulder, leaving only me and Huo Yu, and the fox above my head. Midori was still outside in the sun.

Sure enough, not long after they left, a terrifyingly obese older sister entered my fruit shop with a few bags of snacks.

She asked me indistinctly as she nibbled on the chicken legs, "Is your fruit here really free to try?"

I looked at the figure of this eldest sister, and I suddenly felt a greasy nausea in my throat, and I really wanted to run to the toilet and vomit.

"Well, you can try it for free. ”

Then, the eldest sister took a bunch of grapes and left, and said kindly, "Take it home and try it." ”

I turned to Huo Yu optimistically and said, "Look, isn't the first business done?"

Huo Yu slid down from his chair.

I spent the rest of the day in a melancholy way, yawning lazily above my head, and the big fox tail swept up my neck, tickling me.

Midori suddenly ran back and pulled me and screamed. At this time, a person stepped into the door of the fruit shop, which immediately attracted the attention of Xiaobai and Huo Yu.

I looked up from the cash register and saw a slightly thinner old man in his sixties. Wearing an old suit, the clothes are neat and dust-free, and his black hair is neatly combed back with a little white hair, which looks like a gentleman at first glance.

I was about to go over to greet him happily, but Xiao Lu Huoyu grabbed me.

Huo Yu: "Boss, be careful, this guy has a demonic aura on him." ”

I hurriedly took a few steps back, hid behind Xiao Lu, and poked out half of my head to say to the old gentleman, "Uncle, is there something?"

The old gentleman kindly picked up a bunch of grapes and walked up to me and said, "Little boss, I'm here to buy fruit." ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

I walked out, and the old gentleman said, "By the way, I will tell you something." ”

I asked warily, "What's the matter?"

The old gentleman did not answer me directly, but held up the bunch of grapes and asked me, "Can you wash it?"

“...... Yes. ”

I carefully took the grapes from the old gentleman's hand, then went to the toilet to wash the bunch of grapes under the faucet, and then took it back, by this time the old gentleman was already sitting opposite my cash register, I padd a place in front of the cash register with a clear plastic bag, and then put the grapes on it.

The old gentleman picked up the grapes and ate them one by one, nodding his head in satisfaction.

"Yes, it's hard to find such delicious grapes anymore. ”

I rubbed my hands together and asked uneasily, "Old man, may I ask you what you have to do with me?"

After eating a grape, the old gentleman said to me with a smile: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Chen Youdao, and I am the principal of the nearby Yucai Primary School." ”

"Oh, it's the headmaster of the school, disrespectful, disrespectful!"

I've always had a lot of respect for intellectuals, and maybe it's because I didn't have the opportunity to get in touch with academics anymore, so every time I went to the school with Xiaoxue, I was polite to the teachers at that school.

Now, though, it's strange that he's not a youkai, isn't he?

"In addition to the principal of Yucai Elementary School, I also have an identity, the president of the Black Black Society. ”