Chapter 122 Retribution for the Pit Man
Qian Qingjian poured the empty bowl full of wine and continued to say to Guo Jing: "That day, the Shaolin monk Zeng Dao said that Chongyang Zhenren had told him about the best martial arts of the Quanzhen School, and the gist was in the words 'emptiness and softness', that is, the so-called 'Dacheng is lacking, and its use is not harmful.'" Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info big Yingruo, its use is endless. 'You get it, right?'
Guo Jing shook his head blankly, Qian Qingjian picked up the bowl in front of Guo Jing to pour the wine again, and said while pouring: "What about this empty boxing, it can be summarized as a sixteen-character formula 'empty hazy hole pine, wind through dreams, rushing to the poor, Tong Yong bow worm', these sixteen-character formula, every word has a reason, 'loose' is to punch the strength to be empty, 'worm' is the body is as soft as an insect, 'hazy' is a fist move, don't be too clear...... Alas, this is a bit difficult for you, forget it, let's eat. ”
Zhou Botong was even more amazed in his heart, it turned out that my senior brother had already studied these things, I thought it was my originality, seeing that Qian Qingjian didn't go down, he couldn't help but tell Guo Jing the truth of "emptiness and softness", and he also drew some postures in his hands, Guo Jing couldn't take his eyes off it, but the old naughty boy could see from Guo Jing's face that he couldn't fully understand, so he explained more seriously.
Qian Qingjian finished filling Guo Jing's wine bowl and filled the old naughty boy with wine, and secretly laughed in his heart: "Further down, I really don't have a word in my memory, and I'm worried about how to let the old naughty boy say it himself." ”
Zhou Botong told Guo Jing the gist of "Kongming Boxing" all over again, but Guo Jing still seemed ignorant, but Qian Qingjian didn't seem to care, eating meat and drinking in a big bowl, Zhou Botong thought that Qian Qingjian had already known this, and he didn't think much about it, but he didn't know that Qian Qingjian had already remembered the boxing theory and mental method of "Kongming Boxing" in his heart.
However, Qian Qingjian didn't feel any joy at all, he thought that this Kongming Fist basically belonged to useless martial arts, how to lose or how to lose against a master like the Four Uniques, and to deal with ordinary martial arts characters like the Six Monsters of Jiangnan, but he didn't need such a subtle fist at all. It should only be the use of deepening the understanding of the true internal strength.
The old naughty boy here saw that Guo Jing would never know, so he said: "Let's eat first, and I'll tell you about it after eating." "Telling Guo Jing about "Kongming Boxing" is much happier than betting with Qian Qingjian.
After a while, the three of them were already full of wine and food, and the dumb servant packed up the dishes, chopsticks, and food boxes, and since he came back, Zhou Botong was about to ask Qian Qingjian to complete the gambling contract in the morning - the old naughty boy really didn't say this, and he never played a gambling game - but he heard a fart sound of "poof", and then the old naughty boy "ouch", covered his stomach and bent down.
Qian Qingjian followed closely and shouted, "My stomach hurts!" and bent down, Guo Jing was wondering, and suddenly felt that the air flow in the intestines was rolling and irrepressible, and he didn't hold back for a while, so he released a string of beaded farts, and said in embarrassment: "I want to relieve my hand, where is the convenience?"
The old naughty boy suddenly came out of the hole, but he didn't go far, he only took off his pants at the place where he was eating just now, and pulled out a puddle of thin with a crackle, and Guo Jing also came to the old naughty boy to concoct the same method.
For a moment, there was a crackling sound, and the clearing on this side was already stinking.
It's only hard for Qian Qingjian, these two people don't pay attention to hygiene, and they leak so close to the entrance of the cave, how can they steal the "Nine Yin True Scripture"?
The old naughty boy didn't forget to turn around to look at Qian Qingjian in his busy schedule, and said: "Why can't you come over, pull it into your pants, but there is no place to wash, from here to the beach, the formation is blocking the way." ”
Qian Qingjian made a bitter face and said, "What, I'm a little dry, blocked." As he spoke, he also ran to the upwind and unbuttoned his pants and squatted on the ground, pretending to be pretending for a while, otherwise he would be suspected.
He had already given Guo Jing and the old naughty boy laxatives when he poured the wine just now, and he had learned the Xue family medicine scriptures, so it was still very easy for him to make some odorless and tasteless efficient laxatives.
He definitely wouldn't take this laxative himself, the laxative was prepared for the old naughty boy, and Guo Jing belonged to the old naughty boy who was dipped in light together.
It's just a thousand calculations, I didn't expect the old naughty boy to be so unhygienic, but it's no wonder that the old naughty boy, the open space near the cave on the mountain wall here is really not big, only half a square circle, and the open space is surrounded by peach trees and shrubs.
Since Peach Blossom Island is an island, there is naturally a sea breeze on the island, blowing bamboo, wood and peach trees, and the sound of waves.
Qian Qingjian pretended to squat next to the flowers, just took two breaths of the salty sea breeze mixed with the fragrance of flowers, and suddenly the wind direction changed, and he became a downwind outlet here, the smell emitted by the old naughty boy and Guo Jing came to his nose, and Qian Qingjian immediately held his breath.
Qian Qingjian wants to hide again, there is no place to hide, the old naughty boy will definitely not let him go to the cave, the remaining direction is only closer to Zhou Guo and the others, no way, bear with it.
But this breath-holding always has a time limit, even if they are proficient in the four ghosts of the Yellow River, they can't stop Zhou Guo and the two of them from pulling it all over - this laxative is definitely efficient, and it is enough to ensure that Qian Qingjian will finish reading the first volume of "Nine Yin"!
Seeing that it was almost half an hour, Zhou Guo and the others were still trying to stool, Qian Qingjian finally couldn't hold it back, so he had to open his mouth and nose and start breathing...... Wow" actually spit out twice.
The old naughty boy was originally happy, but when he saw Qian Qingjian vomiting, he thought it was very funny, and laughed: "Brother Qian, we are all shipped from below, why did you come out from above?"
Qian Qingjian also smiled, but his laughter was more ugly than crying, this is especially retribution! The old naughty boy and Guo Jing are equivalent to detoxification and beauty, what am I? Reluctantly replied: "As the saying goes, vomiting and diarrhea, brother, I vomit up, you are diarrhea......
The old urchin laughed for a while, and suddenly scolded: "I just said how could Huang Laoxie be so kind, and actually sent us chicken, duck and fish meat, which turned out to be expired and spoiled food." ”
Guo Jing said honestly: "I don't eat like it, maybe the problem is in the wine." ”
Huang Laoxie directly lay down the gun.
Qian Qingjian estimated that according to the plot in his memory, it was almost time for Huang Laoxie to come to the corner at this time, so he couldn't help but laugh and said: "I don't think what you said is right, with the character of the Lord of Huangdao, he never takes advantage of people's danger, let alone bullies the small, how can he do such a conspiracy? I estimate that it must be caused by the dissatisfaction of the water and soil." ”
The old naughty boy said: "That's right, if Huang Laoxie had done this earlier, he would have succeeded a long time ago." ”
Guo Jing said vigorously: "Hmm, if it was the Western Poison, I would have poisoned the old Zhou seniors a long time ago." ”
Zhou Botong shook his head again and said: "If it is not adapted to the water and soil, it should be only the two of you who have symptoms, I have been here for fifteen years, but I have never been unadaptable." ”
Qian Qingjian said: "You haven't eaten a little oil and water for fifteen years, and it's normal for your stomach to be unbearable when you eat big fish and meat." ”
Since Qian Qingjian vomited, he no longer squatted with his bare buttocks, lifted his pants and pinched his nose and waited for Zhou Guo to finish.
Finally, the old naughty boy slapped the peach tree in front of him, shook off dozens of peach tree leaves, reached out and grabbed a dozen or so pieces, and handed a few more to Guo Jing beside him, and said, "Use this to wipe your butt." ”
Sure enough, as soon as the old naughty boy and Guo Jing stood up, there were dumb servants and cleaners to work, cleaned up, and sprayed water on the grass before leaving.
Qian Qingjian said in his heart, this dumb servant definitely didn't smell it by himself, and Huang Yaoshi should be not far away.
Although Zhou Guo and Guo both emptied their stomachs full of things, Guo Jing was still farting in a crackle, his face was flushed, the old naughty boy rubbed his stomach vigorously, and hummed: "Brother Qian, it's time for you to row, which sect do you say, I'll continue." ”
Qian Qingjian said with a smile: "I'll also give you a simple one, they all say that the world's kung fu comes out of Shaolin, you can tell me what the martial arts of Shaolin Temple are." ”
The old naughty boy was dumbfounded when he heard it, it is said that the Shaolin Temple has seventy-two stunts, but in recent decades there are no Shaolin monks walking in the rivers and lakes, although I heard that in the first ten years of the Huashan sword, there was a head Tuo who ran out to make waves, leading out a few Shaolin monks to hunt down, but that is also a matter of the month, in addition, the Shaolin Temple is like a closed mountain.
In this case, who can know what martial arts the Shaolin Temple has? At that moment, the old urchin reluctantly replied with a bitter face: "Luohan Boxing, Fuhu Boxing, Wei Tuozhang...... The Shaolin Temple is not in the rivers and lakes at all, how do I know what martial arts they have? And you won't know!"
"What if I knew?" asked Qian Qingjian with a smile.
"If you know, I'll admit defeat!" the old urchin replied neatly, but suddenly remembered that Qian Qingjian had seen a Shaolin monk, and his heart was cold, knowing that he had already lost, but it was also good to see the types of martial arts in Shaolin.
"Okay, I'll tell you about the Shaolin 72 stunts first, you listen well, let's talk about fingering first, the flower finger, the Maha finger, the trouble-free finger, the Doroye finger, and the Wuxiang robbery finger...... Let's talk about the grasping method, the silence grasp, the Indra grasp...... Let's talk about grapplers, dragon claw hands, tiger claw hands...... Speaking of palms, the Mighty Vajra Palm, the Prajna Palm, the Scattered Flower Palm, the Great Compassion Thousand Leaves Hand......"
Qian Qingjian recited it like a few family treasures, and the old naughty boy was dumbfounded, while Qian Qingjian continued:
“...... Bodhidharma Swordsmanship...... Bodhi Knife Method, Breaking Precept Knife Method, Compassion Knife Method, Wood Burning Knife Method...... Fu Wand Method, Pumen Staff Method, and Great Manjushri Staff Method...... Luohan kills the gun...... The Great Vedra Pestle...... It's exactly seventy-two stunts, can you be convinced?"
Qian Qingjian memorized the Shaolin 72 stunts from beginning to end in one go, and the old naughty boy was stupid and didn't know how to answer. But I heard a cheer from behind the flowers: "Good knowledge!" Listening to the accent, it was Huang Yaoshi.
Guo Jing hurriedly pulled the branches of the flowers, but found that there was no figure, but the remaining branches trembled, and a few petals and leaves were scattered.
Only then did the old naughty boy wake up and said: "It's Huang Laoxi, don't look at it, it's already gone." ”
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PS: The textual description of martial arts in this chapter takes up too much space. In order to avoid readers thinking that the author is suspected of irrigation, the number of words in this chapter is 3000+