Ascension to heaven in the form of self-sacrifice?

After thinking for a while, Masara Kosaka remembered that he had written such a sentence in the "Almighty Bible" before: Christmas Day is the holy day of the birth of the Lord, in order to welcome the birth of the Lord, the gates of heaven will be opened, and holy angels will come down to sing psalms in praise of the Lord, and believers who commit suicide at this moment can be forgiven from their sins through the priest's book of atonement, ascend to heaven, and enjoy eternal life.

But the problem is, I copied this passage.

At the beginning, in order to be able to fool believers in the United States, he disguised himself as a believer of other sects, obtained a lot of classics, and then pieced together a "Bible".

The phrase "Believers who commit suicide can be forgiven from their sins and ascend to heaven through the book of indulgence" was copied from the texts of the Osma Divine Truth Cult.

However, when he began to preach, he found that the rich people of the United States had no interest in his self-revised Bible, and they valued him more in the black priest's clothes and forged documents and indulgences.

Those rich people believed that atonement could wash away their sins, so every time they did something bad, they would come to the confessional room to ask for the Lord's forgiveness, and then buy an indulgence book to wash away their sins.

Gradually, he put aside the self-revised Bible and concentrated on selling the indulgence, which made more money than asking for donations from poor believers.

Unexpectedly, now those believers are holding their own blind revision of the Bible, planning to make a big news.

Kosaka Masara thought for a while, and immediately said in his own voice that made people feel like a spring breeze, "The human world is a place created by the Lord and tempered for believers. ”

All the sufferings that believers encounter in the world are the tempering given to believers by the Lord, and we should follow the Lord's teachings and embrace the world with the greatest enthusiasm, rather than choosing to run away. ”

Selling point indulgence rolls and encouraging believers to commit suicide are two completely different kinds of criminals, as long as the former does not jump in front of the US government, he may not care, but once the latter happens, the next day the police should come to the door and shoot with machine guns.

He's here to make money, but he's here to go to jail.

But the believers can't wait to go to heaven. ”

Johnson said, "And they are worried that the evil god of Cthulhu will come to the United States, so they want to go to heaven in advance to enjoy the blessings." ”

It turned out that he was worried about him, and Kosaka Masara immediately understood the mentality of the believers, they were worried that after the evil god came to the United States, they would be polluted by the evil god and would not be able to ascend to heaven.

At the same time, he also knew that there was no point in persuading him at this time, and if he wanted to avoid the evil gods, the believers who went to heaven in advance would not listen to him.

Therefore he had a straight countenance, and he drew a cross on his breast,

If this is the wish of the Lambs, then I, as the Shepherd of the Lord, will grant the wishes of the Lambs. ”

"On Saturday, I will pray to the great Lord that He will forgive you from your sins and that you will go to heaven and enjoy the Lord's hospitality. ”

"Dear Father Choi Young-hand. Johnson looked moved, "On behalf of all believers, I thank you for bringing the light of the Lord and for allowing us believers to hear the true teachings of the Lord." ”

"You don't have to thank me. ”

Kosaka Masara had a solemn face, his old face was set off by the black priest's robe, and he looked at Johnson, his eyes were full of kindness, "All this is a gift from the Lord, if you want to be thankful, go and thank the Lord for the gift!"

"Praise be to the Great Lord!"

Johnson shouted feverishly.

A moment later, Masarashi Kosaka looked at Johnson who was leaving, his serious face fell, and he immediately took out his mobile phone and booked a ticket from Polis to Tokyo.

Slipped away.

If you don't slip away, just wait for the stage of Happy Millican, shootout every day.

"It's just a pity for little Johnson. After booking the ticket, Kosaka Masashi sighed in his conscience.

He came to the United States to preach for two years, and Johnson Jr. helped him a lot.

It can be said that without Little Johnson, the sect would not have grown to the scale it is today, and if it weren't for Little Johnson's fanatical belief in God, he really wanted to bring Little Johnson back to Dongying and back to his shrine.

He believed that with the help of Little Johnson, his shrine would definitely make great progress.

"Maybe that's the Lord's test for me. ”

Masarashi Kosaka remembered the income in his bank card, and even without Johnson's help, he would definitely be able to revive his own shrine.

Thinking about it, he excitedly took out a small miniature torii from the confessional room, then put it in front of him, filled it with water with a wooden spoon, and then put the handle of the spoon downward, so that the water flowed down the handle of the spoon.

"Praise the great Lord God of Heaven, you are my eternal faith!"

......

After leaving the church, the frenzy on Johnson's face disappeared.

He took out his phone and dialed a number, "Kip, is there any news from the Papal States? Is the Almighty Church a secret sect of the Crusaders?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Johnson's friend Kip said, "No. ”

"That's good. Johnson smiled, and he said,

"The Almighty Church intends to take advantage of their Lord's Christmas to celebrate a great Mass so that they can ascend to heaven in the form of self-sacrifice!"

"Are they crazy?" Kip exclaimed when he heard what his friend said, according to statistics, there are more than 1,000 followers of the Almighty Church in Polis, and if these people commit suicide en masse, it will be a big event.

With the urine nature of the domestic news media, they will definitely write a big book first, make a fuss, let everyone in the whole country know, and then turn the gun and blame the government, and put all the pressure up.

And the big guys above will definitely get angry after being blamed, those big guys are angry, and in the end it's their little superintendents who are unlucky.

"Cultist, isn't it normal to be crazy?"

Johnson pouted.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "You quickly inform our superiors and ask him to transfer people over, and once these believers are ready to commit suicide, they will immediately come out to stop it, and we must not let the tragedy happen." ”

"Good. Kip nodded in response, in fact, he didn't need to say it from his friend, he also planned to notify the people above and transfer the police force over.

After hanging up, Johnson became agitated.

"It's been two years, I've been lurking in the all-round teaching for two whole years, and I'm trembling every day to do things for the all-round teaching, and I don't dare to relax in the slightest, and now I've finally waited for this day. ”

“...... After cracking this huge cult suicide case, I will definitely become the most well-known policeman in the whole country, and I will be promoted and raised to the pinnacle of my life!"