Chapter 59: Farce
Yang Yi saw that the middle-aged man was drunk and crazy, and then he knew why these people ate mutton and drank mutton soup, and they looked like they had a deep hatred with sheep.
It seems that because of their surname Yang, these people dare not face themselves, and they actually eat sheep to relieve their hatred, which is quite similar to the allusion that fried fritters are fried Qin juni.
Because of his surname, the number of sheep in the world has decreased sharply, which is also an interesting anecdote. In front of these Jianghu men, their seniors must have been killed by themselves, so they hate themselves so much.
Yang Yi slapped the table and laughed, he couldn't support it, and he felt extremely funny about the self-comfort psychology of these little minions.
Seeing that the man who led the way just now wanted to raise a knife to kill, it was precisely because he had scruples that he didn't do it for a long time, and in the end, he put the knife back to the sheath and didn't say anything more. It can be seen that their killing still has an effect, even these low-level Jianghu men dare not oppress the people recklessly.
When several Jianghu men saw Yang Yi slapping the table and laughing, they all turned their heads and glared at him angrily, and the leading man even shouted: "Stinky boy, what are you laughing at?"
How could Yang Yi be as knowledgeable as such a minion, waved his hand again and again, and said with a smile: "A moment of gaffe! A moment of gaffe, you continue." ”
Several men saw that he was dressed in brocade and his equipment was extraordinary, and they didn't want to offend more, so they snorted a few times, gathered around, and continued to drink.
At this time, on the scholar seat opposite, a few scholars had just listened to a few Jianghu men eating mutton feast, and after scolding the surnamed Yang, the fat man surnamed Wang was extremely in favor of it, and shouted to the shopkeeper: "Is there still mutton?
A few scholars next to him clapped their hands and applauded: "That's exactly the reason! Although the words of a few reckless men on the other side are vulgar, the saying of eating sheep and killing sheep is also interesting, and we are about to eat a sheep, and we can only relieve our hatred a little by dismantling it and eating it in eight pieces!"
The guy who ran the hall looked sad: "A few masters, there is really no more mutton in this store, if you want to eat mutton, you have to wait a few days." ”
When a few scholars heard this, they didn't hesitate and said: "You are a dog, a rough man can eat, can't I wait for a scholar to eat?"
At this time, the status of the scholars is much higher than that of ordinary people, and a few scholars just saw that the leading man said that he wanted to kill someone, but in the end he was cowardly, and they all thought that these stout men looked terrifying, but in fact they were timid pus, at this time, the wine was up, and the courage was suddenly born, so there were many fewer worries between the words, and they were not very afraid when they saw them holding weapons.
The shopkeepers haven't spoken yet, and a few Jianghu men are unhappy when they hear these gentlemen say that they are rough men. A middle-aged man with a sword on his back turned around and scolded: "Little girl, who do you say is a rough man?"
When the scholar who spoke just now saw that this person said that he was a little girl, he couldn't help but be furious, and stood up and said: "A few rough men, the language is vulgar, and the noise is uneasy, is it wrong to say that you are a rough man?"
A group of men were all full of anger when they heard this, and they all stood up, their eyes widened, and scolded: "Your grandmother's, donkey into things, do you dare to say it again?"
Not to be outdone, several scholars scolded: "It is you who scold! A group of vulgar people, who do not know etiquette and are vulgar, what can they do if they scold you?"
A few men bumped into each other, and the black-faced man in the lead said, "Go, go over and beat him a few donkeys!"
A man asked, "Big brother, didn't you say that let's settle down these days? Isn't it good to beat people now?"
The black-faced man said: "Brainless bastard! Hit people with fists and feet, don't use blades." We don't kill, we don't steal, we don't rob, even if he Yang Tianwang is powerful, there is no reason to trouble us!"
Several men said: "What the eldest brother said is true!" rolled up his arms and sleeves, rushed to the opposite table together, raised his eyebrows, scolded and beat a few scholars.
I only heard the screams from the other side, and the sound of pain and scolding was endless.
"Good thief, do you dare to beat me? Do you know who I am?"
"I remember you, I remember you, hey, you're still fighting!
After a few hits, the soldier on the opposite side changed from being strong and unyielding at the beginning to speaking in a low voice.
"Good man, stop! Good man, stop! Xiaosheng is wrong, so I apologize to everyone!"
"Hey, don't slap your face, don't slap your face! Little brother is talking nonsense, don't take it to heart!"
"Bang!" answered them with a few fists.
"Oh, it hurts me!" A few scholars wanted to escape from the hotel, but the door of the store had been blocked by two men, so they had to crawl around under several wine tables, begging for mercy.
A scholar pouted and crawled under Yang Yi's wine table, grabbed Yang Yi's trouser leg and howled: "Brother Tai help, brother Tai help! I hope to save you! Little brother is grateful, toothless and unforgettable!"
Yang Yi looked down, and saw that this person's chubby face had a long nosebleed at this time, his eyes were swollen and his mouth was cracked, and his appearance was extremely miserable, it was the scholar surnamed Wang who spoke just now.
Yang Yi shook his head and smiled: "Brother, you guys are making trouble by yourself, how can I, an outsider, stand up for you?" As he was speaking, a man walked up to Yang Yi's wine table, picked up Wang Fatzi's legs and dragged them outward, turned his head and shouted: "Big brother, there is another one here!"
The black-faced eldest brother ordered: "Beat them all out of the!
crackled and beat fat, a few scholars were beaten and cried for their fathers and mothers, and a few drinkers in the hotel saw that the momentum was not right, so they had already checked out and left. Only Yang Yi sat firmly in the hall and watched the play with relish.
The shopkeeper of the hotel tried to dissuade him, but how could a few men listen to him? It wasn't until he had a good time that he threw a few scholars out of the door and scolded, "Get out of your grandma!"
Seeing a few scholars limping away with each other, a few big men turned back to the wine table with a smile and scolding.
At this time, the hotel was empty, only Yang Yi and the two tables of them, the black-faced boss squinted at Yang Yi, and raised his thumb: "It's a wonder that the rich boy is so bold." ”
He instructed the restaurant: "A few more dishes, a few jars of wine, and put them on the opposite side of the brother, I have invited him to this meal!"
Yang Yi shook his head and smiled: "Good intentions, now that I am full of wine and food, I can't eat and drink anymore, say goodbye!"
"White Deer Cave? This academy is quite famous, hehe, the saint preaches? ”
When he got on the horse and walked forward, there happened to be a man in the store who was in a hurry to urinate, peeing out of the store, standing in a low thatched house and exposing his head to look around, and suddenly saw Yang Yi moving forward across the horse, immediately hanging a halberd, carrying a sword on his back, and then looking at him in brocade clothes, tall and tall, the name of a person in his mind suddenly jumped out. After reacting, he was full of excitement, and he ran out of the thatched house with his pants open and peeing, and the words were exposed outside the pants and shook in all directions, and a yellow line shot and splashed, and when he arrived at the door of the hotel, he still urinated outside, "Big ...... Big brother, it's not good! Yang Maniac is here!"