Chapter 36: The First Time I Saw Nezha
When Zhang Zixing ascended the throne, the time of the court discussion has been changed to two days off every five days, which is quite the concept of double holidays in later generations. After these three days, it is just a day of rest, which is actually equivalent to five days of rest.
Zhang Zixing walked quickly to the harem, secretly glad that he was in a hurry - if he hadn't seen the opportunity early and had taken a big vacation, he would have to review those chapters until late at night, but he was afraid that the harem would send twelve "gold medals" in a row to urge him...... Walking into the gate of the inner palace, I saw Jiang Wenqiang leading Yang Jiu and Huang Feiyan Yingying to bow down: "Your Majesty's victory in the Eastern Expedition, the concubines have set up a banquet in the Middle Palace to celebrate, please move Your Majesty." ”
"Zitong (the name given to the queen by the emperor of the Shang Dynasty) is so magnificent, how can the widow not obey?" As soon as he mentioned the Middle Palace, Zhang Zixing immediately thought of the exaggerated "Xingfu" brand bed, and he couldn't wait to immediately pull this ticket of beauties to relive the wonderful taste of the "Wild Silver Dusk King".
"The widow has been fighting outside for several months, and Lao Zitong has bothered about the affairs in the palace. While saying this face-to-face conversation, he stepped forward and lowered his voice and said: "The husband and you have not been together for a long time, and I miss you very much, and after the meal, none of the three of you want to slip away, the husband wants to show his strength on the big bed, and talk about his lovesickness with his beloved wives." ”
When the third daughter heard this, how could she not understand what this husband meant, her cheeks suddenly burned, but in front of many attendants, she had to respond according to etiquette: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"
The husband and wife reunited after a long absence, all of them were passionate, men and women loved, and they only envied the mandarin ducks and not the immortals.
The next time, when Zhang Zixing and the three concubines were strolling in the imperial garden, a waiter came to report, and Li Jing, the general of Weidong, asked to see him with his wife and children.
Zhang Zixing was in good spirits and immediately summoned Li Jing and the three of them into the Imperial Garden. After a while, Zhang Zixing finally saw the kidnapped apprentice.
According to common sense, Nezha is only a few months old baby now, but because she was pregnant for three years and six months in Yin's womb, she was born as a three-year-old child. To quote Zhang Zixing's words - more than ten years later, he will be a super little white face who eats soft rice by his appearance. Xiao Nezha is articulate, has a strong memory, and sometimes seems to be a little adult who is extremely incommensurate with his age, speaking in a clear manner, and his head is the Tao, which is worthy of being the reincarnation of the spirit bead.
Li Jing's wife, Yin, is a distant clansman, dignified and beautiful, with a particularly gentle surname, and a special mature style. When she first came to Chaoge with Nezha, Empress Jiang happened to get an urgent letter from Zhang Zixing, taking good care of Yin's mother and son, which made Yin's grateful. Xiao Nezha and his mother have been to the palace a few times, so they naturally recognized Empress Jiang and Concubine Yang and Huang, and they didn't even look at Zhang Zixing, the main lord of the Son of Heaven, and called "Niangniang" and went straight forward to salute. Li Jing was horrified in his heart, knowing that this was the crime of the slow monarch, so he hurriedly glanced at him, and knew that the little ghost ignored him, which made Li Jing break out in a cold sweat, but fortunately, the Son of Heaven was not surprised, just smiled and said nothing.
After the little guy met the third concubine, his eyes finally fell on Zhang Zixing, his little face showed curiosity, and he blurted out, "Are you the emperor?"
"Weichen should be damned! Discipline is not strict, please forgive your majesty!" Before Zhang Zixing could speak, Li Jing, who was covered in cold sweat, had already pulled Yin to his knees.
"Which Zha is innocent and cute, what is Aiqing's crime?" Zhang Zixing waved his hand to let Li Jing flatten his body, looked at Zha Zha, and showed a smile like a big bad wolf deceiving the little white rabbit on his face: "Little Zha Zha, the widow is the emperor, are you willing to worship the widow as a teacher?"
"What are you talking about 'widow'?" As soon as the words fell, Li Jing, who was sweating profusely, once again "pounced" and knelt down to plead guilty.
Zhang Zixing ordered Li Jing to get up and patiently explained to Nezha: "The widow is me, which means 'the widow of virtue', and only the respect of the king can call himself 'widow'." ”
"Since you are a widow, then why should I worship you as a teacher?" These words frightened Li Jing's soul into not possessing his body, so he stood up and quickly knelt down, this time he didn't even dare to say anything again.
Li Jing was indeed unlucky, he wanted to pull his son to come to the Son of Heaven to please the Son of Heaven in person, but he didn't know why today, he turned out to be very abnormal, not only forgetting all his repeated instructions before going out, but also being so speechless, if he provoked the anger of the Son of Heaven, not only was it hopeless to apprentice, but the whole family also had the worry of his surname.
Zhang Zixing simply didn't bother to let Li Jing get up this time, and said to Nezha with a smile: "Widow is just a humble title, if I am really that widowed person, how can I be a good emperor?"
Saying that, Zhang Zixing took out a small cube, this cube is cast of bronze, there are several small squares on six sides, and the small squares are engraved with the symbols of Shu, Already, Geng, Xin, Ren, and Gui Liuyi, which can be rotated in four directions, to put it bluntly, it is a children's toy cube of later generations.
"This is a gadget made by the widow, if you can turn the six sides together, you can not worship the widow this master today. Zhang Zixing explained the gameplay to Nezha, and demonstrated it in person, and at the same time turned out the six sides of Shu, Ji, Geng, Xin, Ren, and Gui, and then shuffled the order behind his back and handed it to Nezha.
Nezha was originally a child's surname, and when he watched Zhang Zixing play the Rubik's Cube, he was already itching, so he immediately took it and sat on the ground and played, with a very serious expression.
Zhang Zixing didn't bother, led the third concubine and Li Jing and his wife to leave quietly, came to the side hall to rest, and asked Li Jing about how he learned the Tao back then. Li Jing saw that the Son of Heaven was not surprised by Nezha, so he finally let go of his heart and replied respectfully.
Li Jing was born in the decline of nobles, when he was young, he liked Taoism, and worshiped under the door of the Eight Treasures Yunguang Cave of Jiuding Iron Fork Mountain in West Kunlun, that Du Erzhen has vast magical powers and profound mana, but it is a pity that Li Jing's qualifications are limited, and he only learned the five elements of life-saving escape techniques. There is a real friend Shi Ji Niangniang who came to visit, and when he heard about this, he persuaded the real person to send Li Jing down the mountain to enjoy the wealth of the world. Du'er Zhenren originally had this intention, and as soon as he heard Shi Ji's words, he immediately let Li Jing go down the mountain.
After Li Jing went down the mountain, he saved Yin's father's life by chance, and Yin's father married his daughter to him and helped him get the position of deputy general of Chen Tangguan. Li Jing has a square appearance, but he is sleek, he welcomes the general soldier and cares for the soldiers, and he has won the trust of everyone, and finally achieved the position of the general soldier from a deputy general.
Zhang Zixing knew that Zheng Lun, one of the two generals of Hum Ha, was also Li Jing's classmate, and couldn't help but be curious about this real person, although the description of this real person in the book was too little, but he could be the master of Li Jing and Zheng Lun, and he made friends with Shi Ji's peers, and his strength was at least the grade of the Twelve Immortals.
A few people chatted in the side hall for a while, Zhang Zixing saw that the time was not early, so he left Li Jing and his wife to eat in the side hall, Li Jing knew that this was a great honor, and he was grateful for a while. In the dining room, the palace maid came to report, Nezha was still "working hard" in the imperial garden, and the snacks and fruits sent over had not even moved, Zhang Zixing didn't expect that although Nezha was young, his surname was so tenacious, and he secretly praised it, but the Yin family felt sorry for his son, and he was a little unpleasant to eat during the banquet.
After lunch, Zhang Zixing asked Li Jing and his wife to marquish in the side hall, and he took the three concubines to the imperial garden again.
"Little Daddy, have you ever turned in all directions?"
Zhang Zixing's words suddenly woke up Nezha, this little guy was also clever, glanced at the Rubik's Cube in his hand, and knelt down towards him with a bitter face: "This thing is connected by a ring, and it moves the whole body with a hair, it is very complicated, the disciple fiddles with the daytime, and he can only turn one side for the better, and there is always a line difference when turning the two sides, and I also ask Master Tianzi for guidance!"
"Little Nezha, are you finally willing to apprentice to the master?" The title of 'Master of the Son of Heaven' is too weird, let's call it the widow master directly in the future," Zhang Zixing finally took the initiative to call him "Master" when he heard this little clever spirit, and laughed and picked him up: "The name of this thing is called Liuyi Rubik's Cube, including the change of magic numbers, it is not easy for you to turn one side in such a short period of time, so why be anxious? And this Rubik's Cube is only one of the thousands of strange things created by the teacher, and it will be taught to the teacher one by one in the future." You must have been hungry and thirsty when you have been sitting here for a long time, so come, eat some snacks first. ”
Nezha heard that the master had more new and interesting things like the Liuyi Rubik's Cube, and his eyes were full of little stars, full of admiration, holding his little fist and saying "Thank you, Master", and then took the pastry and nibbled on it.
Empress Jiang, Concubine Yang and Concubine Huang liked this pink clever little ghost very much, and they couldn't help but smile when they watched him gobble it up. Zhang Zixing patiently waited for Nezha to finish eating the dim sum and fruit, and asked, "Nezha, the widow wants you to enter the palace alone for a few years to learn skills from your teacher, I don't know if you are willing to be separated from your parents?"
Zhang Zixing originally just wanted to kidnap this future pioneer of the Western Ambiguity from Taiyi Zhenren, but now he sees that Nezha is smart and cute, and in a short period of time, he almost turned out of both sides of the Rubik's Cube - if he didn't rely on every step accurately calculated by his super brain, he wouldn't be able to turn out of six sides at all, and it would be difficult to even have two sides, which shows that Nezha is smart, and Zhang Zixing has turned his true idea of accepting apprentices. Nezha is very intelligent, has strong comprehension ability, and most importantly, is young, and is the easiest to accept new things, even if he can't become a help in reversing the gods in the future, at least he can be a little assistant in scientific research.
Nezha thought for a while and replied: "Nezha should be willing to learn skills from his master, but he is a little reluctant to ...... his mother."
"People are born from the blood of their fathers and mothers, and you are not willing to give up your parents, but you are also human," Zhang Zixing asked curiously: "It's just ...... Why don't you mention your father?"
Speaking of Li Jing, Nezha looked indignant: "This father ...... Hmph, don't say it!";