"Poof!"

Liu Nengru was struck by lightning, opened his mouth and spurted blood, and a dazzling rainbow light swept through the air.

"Husband!" Di Yong screamed loudly and hurriedly rushed over.

"If you don't agree, then the immortal will beat you until you agree!" The birthday star laughed coldly, and the cane in his hand slapped Liu Neng's shoulder fiercely.

"Kacha!" There was a crisp sound, Liu Neng's body was crooked, and his shoulder was smashed by the birthday star. Liu Nengsheng was hit, his body was tilted to the side, and he fell to the ground from the lotus platform. Even the immovable root bell let out a mournful roar and shrank directly back into Liu Neng's body.

"Husband, how are you?" Di Yong screamed and desperately rushed to Liu Neng's side.

"I'm fine!" Liu Neng coughed heavily.

"Lord Shouxing, the husband is an introductory disciple of the Jizo Bodhisattva, and he has been taught the Dharma by the Great Say. I also asked the birthday star to show mercy to his subordinates and let his husband go, so that he could meet the two seniors later. ”

Di Yong watched Liu Neng fall to the ground, and his heart was extremely painful. Bow forward, full of sadness.

The birthday star reached out and grabbed the lotus platform, shook it gently, returned the lotus platform to a pink lotus, and then threw it away. Then he fell to the ground, smiled coldly, and took two steps forward: "Does it hurt?"

didn't wait for Liu Neng to come back, and then said: "Don't think that you are a disciple of the Jizo Bodhisattva, I won't dare to touch you." Let me tell you the truth! This immortal has not been afraid of anyone since the Antiy Conference. You killed Ben Xian's mount, and this lawsuit will be won wherever it goes. ”

"Lord Birthday, I am willing to be your mount, I just ask you to spare your husband. Di Yong is willing to swear that he will never betray you for the rest of his life!" Di Yong glanced back at Liu Neng, saw that his face was pale, he bit his lips tightly, and couldn't help but feel confused, and pleaded loudly with a crying voice.

"No!" Shou Xing coldly refused: "Unless he says it himself, he will give you to me as a mount, otherwise, this immortal will never accept you." ”

"Ahem!"

Liu Neng's heart seemed to be dripping blood, he supported his body, stared at the birthday star, and suddenly laughed.

The voice was terrible, like the mournful cry of a night owl.

After a long time, he calmed down: "Lord Birthday Star, I'm afraid what you want is not Yong'er, but to bow your head down!"

Liu Neng took a heavy breath, and then said: "With the identity and mana of the birthday star, it is easy to catch Yong'er as a mount, even if the poor monk fights to the death, it is useless." ”

When Liu Neng said this, he glanced up at the birthday star, and saw that he was expressionless, so he said again: "But you didn't do it, even if Yong'er was anxious about my safety, he would rather sacrifice himself and be willing to ride for the adult, but the adult still didn't agree." Instead, let the poor monk say the words of giving up Yong'er in person, and then he would give up. Does this mean that adults don't want to kill the poor monks, they just want the poor monks to bow their heads?"

"Even if you guessed correctly, so what?" the birthday boy replied lightly, still expressionless.

"Since the poor monk guessed correctly, then this matter will be easy to handle. Liu Neng worked hard to make an indifferent look: "The poor monk won't bow his head, but the adults want me to bow my head." Therefore, adults can only use punishment, and let the poor monks taste the criminal law of adults!"

"I really don't want to kill you. The birthday star glanced at Liu Neng, and the expression on his face changed slightly: "But don't challenge my patience." Killing you is like slaughtering a dog, and at most it will cause a little trouble to this immortal. ”

"But what?" The birthday star saw that Liu Neng's face was fearless, and his words changed suddenly: "Since this immortal said it, let you say the words of sending this little mouse in person, you will definitely not lose your words." It's a big deal, I'll crush your bones piece by piece, and see how long you can survive?"

"I know that you have cultivated relics and your spirit has left your body. But it is useless in front of the immortals, who will let you know what real pain is. A divine light suddenly flashed on the birthday star's forehead, shining on Liu Neng's body.

"Hmm!"

As soon as the divine light came out, Liu Neng immediately felt that his body sank, and the pain in his whole body was infinitely magnified, and that pain was several times stronger than when he used the Great Light Fire to trigger the ** Xuangong.

His body twitched, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down. If he hadn't bitten his lip tightly, this would have been a scream. But Rao was like this, and he still snorted.

"How's it going, husband!"

Di Yong screamed, rushed to Liu Neng's side, and touched his face lovingly.

"Hmm!"

Liu Neng snorted again, although Di Yong's fingers were as light as a breeze blowing willows, but when they fell on his body, it was like a small knife cutting meat.

"I ...... I'm fine!"

Liu Neng endured the pain and replied tremblingly, but the spasmodic body and painful eyes betrayed him.

"Husband, please, you can promise the birthday star! Yong'er is really fine, she can endure any hardship. ”

Di Yong had no idea that his light touch would cause Liu Neng such severe pain. While wiping the beads of sweat from his forehead with his hand, he pleaded bitterly.

"Shut up!"

Liu Neng scolded in his heart, this is called the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, painful and happy.

Di Yong is born as a demon king, so he will not be gentle at all, and when he is with Liu Neng, he has always been relatively strong. Even if the boudoir of the two of them is happy, the ground is mostly on top. Liu Neng rarely enjoys such warmth from her, but unfortunately the time and occasion are not right.

The birthday star always watched the performance of the two coldly from the sidelines, without saying a word.

After a while, Di Yong noticed that something was wrong with Liu Neng. Because every time she touches it, it will cause Liu Neng's body to throb involuntarily. Although the corners of his mouth were smiling, the pain in his eyes could not hide from anyone.

Realizing that something was wrong, he jumped away excitedly, tears rolled down, like a child who had done something wrong: "Husband, I'm sorry, it's Yong'er who hurt you." ”

Looking at the ground surging with self-blame on his face, Liu Neng shook his head. Turning his head to look at the birthday star, his eyes were full of unyielding and provocative.

"If you can't stand this little stimulation, that immortal is really disappointed. The birthday star said proudly.

"What tricks do you have, just use them! The poor monk is not afraid!" Liu Neng looked at the old meat head of the birthday star, and he was angry, and shouted viciously.

"Hard mouth!"

The birthday star sneered.

Liu Neng felt a cold and piercing chill penetrate his forehead at that time, and then pierce his mind.

"Holy!"

The pain of the soul was far greater than the body, and Liu Neng subconsciously tensed his body, almost jumping up like a fish out of the water.

The pain almost crushed him completely, and if he hadn't been biting his lips, he would have roared and cursed in a single moment. The flesh and blood on his lips were blurred, and they were all bitten, but Liu Neng couldn't feel it at all. He hunched his body and rubbed desperately on the ground, hoping to use physical stimulation to relieve his mental pain.

Pain is like a wave, a ** strikes, Liu Neng is guarding the embankment of his heart.

"I must not call it out, and once I call it out, I can't hold back the next wave of pain. ”

Liu Neng endured while cheering himself up. I forced myself to keep quiet, but it was so fucking painful that he wanted to curse, but he didn't say a word.

"Little monk, you are really good, no wonder Jizo Bodhisattva will take you as a disciple. But this is only the first move in the Amazing Divine Thorn, and unfortunately, there are a total of eighteen Amazing Divine Thorns in this immortal. I'm really curious, how many can you resist?" The birthday star looked at Liu Neng with a smile, and his eyes made Liu Neng shudder.

"You just have to try, the poor monk also wants to know how many tricks I can withstand!" Although Liu Neng is extremely weak on the outside, he is extremely resolute in his heart, and there is an unyielding flame burning in his eyes.

"Very good, very good!" The birthday star sighed: "Look at you like this, this immortal has the meaning of love." As long as you can block my eighteen terrifying thorns and not die of pain, this immortal will let you and that little mouse go!"

"Okay!" replied in a thick voice, without any change in emotion. There is no joy or sorrow, and there is no fear or fear.

The Divine Thorn, hence the name, is a spell that hurts the soul, and is best at attacking the flaws of the soul. If his mood changed a little just now, I am afraid that the frightened god would directly attack to burn his soul.

"There is no soul without flaws in the world, do you think that if you are like this, there is no way for me to stab my god?"

"There is no flawless spell in the world, although the poor monk's skills are slight, but he can keep his heart, I am afraid that the birthday star's shocking stab will be in vain. When the time comes, I am afraid that the adults will be angry and refuse to keep their promises. Liu Neng replied coldly.

"Let's resist the immortal's terrifying sting first!" the birthday star smiled lightly and blew softly.

Blowing like a knife, it slashed between Liu Neng's chest and abdomen.

"What a vicious old man!"

Liu Neng couldn't help scolding in his heart, he originally thought that this old man would directly release a shocking thorn, but he didn't expect that this old man would be cunning and big, and when he was sticking to his heart, he directly attacked his body.

Blood gushed out and scattered into a peach blossom.

Liu Neng's body shook, and then a flower appeared in front of him, and a divine light flashed on the birthday star's forehead, like a long cone, piercing Liu Neng's mind.

"Why doesn't it hurt!"

The death-like silence, Liu Neng originally thought that the terrifying thorn would bring pain to his soul, but he didn't expect that after the divine light shot into his mind, there was no movement.

Just in the midst of doubt, a strong stimulus went straight to my mind.

"Ahem!"

Liu Neng grabbed snot and tears, feeling as if he had fallen into a vinegar vat, so sour that he turned his teeth into nausea. No, this kind of sour gas is not the kind of sour gas that exists in the world at all, and even no matter how skillful the vinegar master is, he can't make such a sour thing. All the bones and flesh of the body were soured, and the whole person was piled up there like a lump of mud. All thoughts and emotions are soaked in acid. Even the breath smells of vinegar.

"When I eat noodles in the future, I don't put vinegar anymore. Liu Neng said secretly in his heart. But I didn't expect this usual delicious condiment to have such a terrifying effect.

Another divine light appeared, like a thunderbolt across the sky. It was separated from the birthday star's forehead and ejaculated into Liu Neng's mind.

"It's fucking sweet!"

It's so sweet that it makes people greasy, it makes people roll, and it makes people crazy. Liu Neng felt like a fly that had fallen into a sugar bowl, covered in honey.

Three more divine lights detached from the birthday star's forehead, bringing three different feelings.

Sweet and sour, spicy and salty, Liu Neng has tasted the five flavors of the world. Every taste made him want to be immortal, dead and alive. He never imagined that the five flavors in the human world would be such a painful thing, and the pain caused when reaching the limit far outweighed the pain.

"My second shocking thorn isn't bad!" the birthday star smiled slightly.

"This is obviously five realms, how can it be considered one. Di Yong was restless on the side, wanting to step forward to support Liu Neng but afraid of causing harm to him, standing here, he only felt that he was extremely useless. Hearing what the birthday star said, the roots of his teeth were really itchy, and he hurriedly retorted.

"Yong'er, don't be rude to adults!" Liu Neng said sternly.

Then he added: "If the adults say a few things, they will say a few things." Speaking of this, he smiled: "Did you say yes, Lord Erlang Shenjun!"

"What?" Di Yong couldn't believe his ears and looked at the birthday star in distraction.

"How do you see that!" the birthday star said coldly, and then transformed into a young general with a golden armor all over his body, a face as white as jade, and a handsome young general. A divine eye stood out in the middle of his forehead, which seemed to be open and closed, and he stood there majestic and murderous.

"Meng!" Liu Neng replied honestly. Then he sent a small sycophant: "Erlang Shenjun ** Xuangong, it is really a vast supernatural power, and the creation is extraordinary!"

Anyway, Erlang Shenjun is his appointed brother-in-law, and for Yang Chan, it is nothing to slap the other party's sycophants.

But seeing Yang Jian's cold eyes, Liu Neng immediately changed his words: "Although the change of the Divine Monarch is wonderful, there are no shortcomings in the appearance at all. There are only three points that make the poor monk suspicious. ”

"Shou Xing is the head of the three immortals in the East China Sea, although the poor monk has not seen him, but he can think of it, what he is good at is immortal arts, not combat power. When Erlang Shenjun danced his crutches, his strength was strong and powerful, and his majesty was unstoppable, which was not at all the kung fu that an old birthday star could use. ”

"The second point!" Liu Neng finally raised his arm and stretched out two fingers: "The so-called love house and Wu, the white deer is the mount of the birthday star, and the crutch is the symbol of the birthday star." After Shenjun appeared just now, he didn't even look at Bailu, and even let the crutches fall to the ground. And then even though he picked it up, it was also because of the lack of weapons in the hands of the Divine Monarch. ”

"As for the third point? It's this amazing eighteen thorns, the god king hid the divine eye in his forehead to cast a divine light, although it is a good disguise. But it's a pity!" Liu Neng paused when he said this: "The poor monk has been to the Five Elements Mountain, and he has been attacked by Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, although it is different from the divine light of the Divine Monarch, but there are similarities. The combination of the three points is that it is only the poor monk who concludes that the birthday star is not the birthday star, but the face of Erlang Shenjun!"

"Okay, good!" Yang Jian was silent for a long time after listening to Liu Neng's words, and suddenly burst out laughing. The sound roared like thunder, and the heavens and the earth were shaken.

"Although he is ugly and has poor skills, his mind is quite agile, and he can barely be regarded as a character!" After a long time, Yang Jian stopped laughing, glanced Liu Neng up and down, and said proudly. Then he stretched out his hand like electricity and patted Liu Neng's body. Liu Neng felt that his body was full of strength at that time, and under the palm of his hand, the injuries just now were all healed, and he was in a better state before he was injured.

"Thank you Shenjun!" Liu Neng got up and thanked him.

"Don't thank you!" Yang Jian waved his hand and sneered: "Although he is a character, he is too ugly to be worthy of Chan'er at all." ”

Yang Jian then reached into his arms, took out a book, and threw it on the ground like garbage: "This is the cultivation method of the second layer of ** Xuangong, so I will give it to you, even if it is a thank you gift, thank you for taking care of Chan'er." ”

Liu Neng's heart was extremely cold, and he didn't have to think about it to know what Yang Jian's next sentence was?

Sure enough, Yang Jian then said murderously: "Chan'er is a lady of the sky, and her identity is extremely noble. But what about you? lowly in skill, ugly in appearance, willing to fall, even in the company of monsters, and still unrepentant. From now on, where Chan'er appears, you will retreat for hundreds of miles, don't meet her, otherwise, the deity will definitely take your dog's life!"

"Shenjun's words are wrong!" Although Liu Neng was disappointed in his heart, he forced himself to calm down: "It's better to bully the pulsatilla than to bully the poor young man." The poor monk has only practiced kung fu for three years, and he has practiced to the current level. I don't know that when Shenjun practiced for three years, he could have the level of a poor monk. ”

As for saying that he was willing to fall, the poor monk did not dare to agree with the words of the god king. Yong'er and I have a white head covenant, the so-called bad chaff wife will not go to the court, the poor monk is no matter what, he will not give up Yong'er, I believe that the god monarch is not willing to let my sister marry a person in the twilight of the Qin Dynasty!"

"Since you have a wife's room, why do you want to provoke Chan'er!" Yang Jian asked rhetorically.

“......”

Liu Neng couldn't help but be speechless for a while, this sentence really hit his soft flank.

"Hmph!" Yang Jian snorted coldly: "If you provoke Chan'er again, don't blame the deity for being ruthless." ”

"Lord Shenjun, slow down!" a layer of sweat appeared on Liu Neng's bald head.

"Husband!" He was always watching the two of them on the side, and suddenly stepped forward, grabbed Liu Neng's hand, and shook his head gently.

"Whew!" Liu Neng let out a sigh of relief, and nodded his head at the ground. I was so impulsive just now, knowing that Yang Jian was against being with Yang Chan, I still wanted to have a battle of words, things were done, not said.

"Who's who? Get out of here. Suddenly, Yang Jian shouted, his forehead widened, and a divine light shone on the ruins of the Zhenghe Palace.

"Villain Huang Feng, I've seen Shenjun!"

A flattering voice sounded from the ruins, followed by the turning of wood and stone, and the old monster of the yellow wind came out of the soil with a smile on his face, and saluted Yang Jian.

"Huang Feng, it's you!" Liu Neng was shocked, rushed forward with an arrow step, and grabbed Huang Feng's neck: "What about Chan'er? What about her? Weren't you together just now?"

"What's the hurry?" Huang Feng looked at Liu Neng, and immediately came to his ability, and immediately straightened his face and made a majestic appearance.

"Say it quickly!" Yang Jian glared at him and snapped.

"Yes, yes!" Huang Feng immediately bent down and said cautiously: "The Third Holy Mother has returned to Heaven, and when I leave, let me tell Master Fahai." If you want to find her, go to the South Heavenly Gate!"

"Poof!" Liu Neng listened to Huang Feng's words, and almost didn't squirt. I couldn't help but scream in my heart: "What kind of vinegar is this to eat! Why do you think of letting me go to Nantianmen again!"

"Was Chan'er here just now?" Yang Jian's face was uncertain and he asked.

"That's right, but the Third Holy Mother has long since left, and I didn't see Lord Shenjun at all. ”

"For Chan'er's sake, I won't take your dog's life. You'd better be self-aware and don't be misleading. The deity will go to the Nantian Gate now, if you dare to break into the Nantian Gate, just come!" Yang Jian glanced at Liu Neng heavily, sneered, and drove the divine light straight to the bull fight.

(To be continued)