At dusk, I walked home with two large bags of junk food.

Mainly some chocolates, potato chips, soft drinks, candies...... I'm going to buy it for Jiang Xiaogui. In addition, there are meat dishes for these two days, and there is not much salt, so I bought a few packets.

Walking from Guiye Street to the suburbs, holding a small bottle for a hundred years and drinking all the way, swaying, quite a feeling of being young and becoming an old man. The distant horizon has been dyed with a golden glow, and the afterglow of the setting sun shines from the side of the person, which is a little dazzling.

"Days like these...... It's not bad~ Hehe. ”

I took a sip of white wine, feeling a little drunk, and I was afraid that my face was already red at this time.

Suddenly, the poem was full of excitement, and I remembered a poem I had learned many years ago, and I couldn't help but recite it as I walked.

"Sunset~~~ degrees, Xiling, group ravines...... What words have been dusk. ”

"Matsutsuki...... Oh, forgot. ”

When he slowly walked to the range of the hidden array, he saw a person standing in front of him on the desolate road, with the figure of an ordinary man wearing a hat. Carrying a backpack, I looked at the end of the road, which is the direction of Yokai Village and my house. Looks like he's thinking about something.

Tsk, which newspaper is it? Or is it a dragon group admirer? Could it be that there are foreign spies again? If you are caught by the monsters, it will be enough for you.

I carried a large bag of things and walked towards him angrily.

"Hey, who is that, didn't you see the sign that says "Military Strongland, Violators Shot"? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you first and then ...... now."

The man standing in front of him on the highway heard me behind him, turned around and looked at me. When I saw his appearance clearly, I couldn't help but exclaim, "You bastard isn't dead yet?!"

He sighed helplessly and said, "Are you cursing me for being damned?"

This person is none other than Wang Xiaoer, who was sucked a lot of blood by the newly resurrected vampire king in the central area a few months ago, and I didn't expect him to stand in front of me a few months later. When I first caught eye on him, I found that his eyes had turned golden, and there was still a demonic aura on his body, and the momentum of the whole person was different from before.

But...... Even though it has changed so much, I still don't know why, and I'm very unhappy.

I rushed to him with a big push of things, and Wang Xiaoer was quite moved by this enthusiasm.

Wang Xiaoer: "You don't have to ...... like this"

Syllable!

A slap slapped him on the side of the head, causing him to face the other side.

I looked at the palm of my hand and exclaimed, "My grass! My hand hurts! I didn't meet a ghost!"

Burst!

Wang Xiaoer angrily punched me in the face: "This is true! This is not a dream!" The force was much greater than before, knocking me to the grass next to the road.

"Oops, oops~"

I covered my face and rolled and moaned on the grass~Ah, a few bags of things rolled out and scattered all over the ground.

"It's inhumane~ It's miserable~ The police uncle beats people~"

"Hey, hey, Holly, I'm still young, okay? Don't call me uncle, let's talk ......"

Wang Xiaoer stood next to me and looked at me rolling on the ground, although he was still very angry, but more helpless. After sniffing his nose, he glanced at the things scattered on the ground, and then bent down to pick up something, but I suddenly felt too sleepy, closed my eyes and wanted to sleep, so I ignored him.

"You've been drinking?"

I lay on the ground in a big character and shouted: "That's right! Lao Tzu just drank, and the drink was still a hundred years of confusion, cheap~"

"You're drunk. ”

When I heard this, I became angry and shouted: "Lao Tzu never gets drunk when he drinks!"

“...... Then you should get up. ”

"Hmph, get up, get up, watch my crocodile roll over. I'll flip, I'll flip, I'll flip again......"

In fact, it is rolling around on the grass, accidentally pressing the green onion that fell on the ground with your nose, the taste is not very good, if you make a shallot soup powder light and light is good.

"Ah...... I want to sleep. ”

Wang Xiaoer helplessly helped me up from behind, and said dissatisfiedly: "Even if you want to sleep, go home and sleep, you will freeze to death if you sleep here." ”

"Lao Tzu takes the sky as the quilt and the earth as the bed, and spends the ** ...... with you"

"Grass, do you still want to fight with me?"

Wang Xiaoer helped me up, helped me up, patted my face, and slapped me open. I wanted to stare at him, but my eyelids were like a thousand pounds, and I couldn't open them widely.

"It hurts, you dare to beat Lao Tzu?Believe it or not, I'll call hundreds of little brothers to beat you up right away?!"

"I believe it, I believe it, can you stand up for me first? Alas, it's bad luck. ”

Hey, is it bad luck to meet me? What kind of expression do you have, why do you look at me so unhappy? Look at the fist!

smashed a punch at Wang Xiaoer, but he just squatted down to pick up something, and I couldn't control my balance well, and I fell to the ground with shit, and I felt that my nose might have a nosebleed. I reached out and touched it, it was fine, I just accidentally ran a little snot.

"What the hell are you doing......?"

Wang Xiaoer was busy for a while, helped me up, and threw a tissue to me: "Clean your nose by yourself, I'm not such a casual man." ”

I chuckled: "Sample, do you still want to pretend to be innocent? Lao Tzu will you if he wants to!"

"Grass!"

I sat on the ground and wiped my nose, watching in a daze as Wang Xiaoer cleaned up the things on the ground and put them back into the plastic bag. After I finished wiping my nose, I threw the tissue back to Wang Xiaoer.

"You're welcome. ”

"Your mother's wood holly, if it weren't for the fact that you were drunk like this, I would definitely kill you!"

Wang Xiaoer picked up a few plastic bags with one hand, supported my armpit with the other, helped me up, and carried me step by step to walk in the direction of home.

As I walked, I suddenly felt a wave of sadness and couldn't help but shed tears.

Wang Xiaoer, who found out about this situation, was surprised and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"I, I, I miss my wife......"

"When did you have a wife?!Who is your wife?"

Lu Qi ...... She doesn't want me anymore. ”

Wang Xiaoer's long oh suddenly realized that made my heart even more congested.

"You're the one who got dumped?"

"Never been together at all...... Woo aaaaaaa

"Damn, don't cry!"

I broke free of Wang Xiaoer's hand and rolled on the ground, not for anything else, just because it was a man's hand.

Wang Xiaoer wants to help me again, but I don't want to be touched by a man, and I don't want a stinky man to stain my body. Punches, kicks, and bites drove Wang Xiaoer away, leaving me alone lying on the grass and crying bitterly.

Wang Xiaoer stood aside helplessly, and suddenly the mobile phone in my pocket rang, and I subconsciously reached into my pocket, touched left and right, and couldn't touch it.

"Huh, the phone is gone?"

Wang Xiaoer simply squatted down and flipped me over to the sky, reaching into my other pocket.

I was nervous and scared and shouted, "What do you want to do to me? What are you doing with your hands inside my pants? Don't grab little Tintin, I'm not gay!"

As a result, he took his phone out of my pocket and looked through it.

"It's so ugly, what brand of mobile phone? What is the screen? Hey, it turned out to be a flip cover. ”

I said mockingly: "I haven't seen it, this is a high-end product, it can't be broken with a hammer, and there is no ...... to sell in the market."

Just as I was talking to myself, Wang Xiaoer had already answered the phone. It seems that the monster at home called me, and Wang Xiaoer told them something and asked them to pick me up or something.

This is not good, I am a dignified generation of demon kings, such an embarrassed posture was seen by their little ones, I have become a drunken hooligan from a tall level, how can this be? Especially Xiao Lu and Fu Nu, they are minors, what if they worship me too much and get drunk like me? I must be sober, I must stand up!

I slapped myself a few times, and the pain came, and I felt a lot of energy, and I just stood up slowly.

Wang Xiaoer helped me beside me and shouted, "Don't move! ”

"Hmph! Dare to order me? Do you know who I am? Oh no, do you know what kind of monster I am? Lao Tzu is the demon king! The demon king never listens to others, and the demon king just likes to drink the opposite. Lao Tzu loves to move, do you blow it~"

Then I received a heavy punch from Wang Xiaoer in the stomach, and I was beaten to the ground again.

"I'll punch you again, otherwise I won't know what chance I will have in the future. ”

I struggled, climbed to his feet, grabbed his shoes, and yelled: "You little slut, dare to beat me, I'll call hundreds of little brothers to beat you up right away!"

"You've already said that. ”

However, after being punched by him, he was more sober, and probably understood what the situation was now. Suddenly, I remembered an important thing, which scared me into a cold sweat, and the whole person was completely sober.

I turned over with a real carp, jumped up and stood firmly, and Wang Xiaoer flashed to the side in fright: "What do you want?"

"Xiaoxue!" I exclaimed, "I forgot to pick up Xiaoxue from school!"

Since Xiaoxue didn't live in school, I drove a modern car to pick her up on time. I was in a bad mood and drank a lot today, and I actually forgot about such an important thing.

I snatched the phone from Wang Xiaoer and hurriedly pressed Xiaoxue's phone.

Although Wang Xiaoer didn't know what I was doing, he also knew a thing or two from what I said. When I put my phone to my ear and listened to the beeping sound, Wang Xiaoer patted me on the shoulder and asked me, "Hey, is Xiaoxue you talking about a student of Blue Bird Middle School?"

"yes...... How do you know?"

"See for yourself. ”

I looked at him, and he pointed his finger to the other end. I looked in the direction of his finger and saw a bicycle riding leisurely on the empty road. And the person on the bicycle above is not Lu Qi as I thought, but Tong Zhiyou's little white face.

Tong Zhiyou is carrying behind him, and it is naturally Xiaoxue.

Sunset, school uniforms, bicycles, suburban roads, smiles full of joy...... It looks like a couple in a youth idol drama, and it's very fresh.

Xiaoxue grabbed Tong Zhiyou's clothes with one hand, and waved happily at me with the other: "Brother, I'm back!"

Tong Zhiyou looked at me with a smile on his face: "Brother Qing, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

In an instant, it was like a stone thrown on the calm water, and the water rippled in circles, and then the whole puddle boiled.

Wang Xiaoer quickly flashed to the side, stared at me vigilantly and shouted, "What a strong murderous aura!"