Chapter 360: What the Hell's Illness Is This Sister?!(1)

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Lu Yue made up his mind to pay attention, but he didn't make a statement in front of Guo Dalu, the master has his own affairs, and the disciples obey their work, and when the matter is done, he will inform Master Guo again.

However, there is one thing that needs to be consulted by Guru Guo, and perhaps, there is something that Guru can do to solve this big problem.

Lu Yue's plan in his heart was extremely painstaking to analyze carefully, but in fact, for him, it was just a few turns in his heart, so Guo Dalu and Guo Lanying didn't notice his abnormality, just that he was standing there in a daze thinking about some artificial insemination technique, and he was a little distracted for a while.

At this time, Lu Yueding suddenly said to Guo Dalu: "Master Guo, the disciple has a difficulty, and I want to ask the teacher to respect him." ”

Guo Dalu smiled bitterly: "Lao Lu, I told you a long time ago that you don't need to be so polite, if you have any questions, just ask, I know everything, and I can't say anything." ”

Lu Yue said with a straight face: "That's the case, I have a good friend who returned from the battlefield many years ago, but his whole body couldn't move, he could only lie on the bed, and he wanted to ask the master, how to treat such a patient?"

Guo Dalu frowned: "Is the whole body paralyzed? I don't know how to treat the patient without seeing it specifically, spinal nerve injury, brain injury, can cause paralysis, such an injury is not curable even if I personally take action." ”

Lu Yue said: "The strange thing about my friend's injury is that he was not injured all over his body, not even a single arrow was shot, and his whole body was intact, but for some reason, his lower body was motionless. ”

Guo Dalu was stunned: "No external injury, but paralysis of the lower body? This, could this be psychogenic paralysis caused by psychological trauma?"

Lu Yueding's eyes lit up: "Master Guo really has mana to the sky, my friend invited famous doctors from all over the world to come to the doctor, but he couldn't find the reason, all of them were helpless, I didn't expect the master to be thousands of miles away, but he called out the name of his disease, it turned out that this is called psychogenic paralysis." ”

Guo Dalu couldn't cry or laugh, in fact, he was also blind, this disease was broken, in fact, he was scared, the battlefield was fiercely fighting, the blood was soaring, everyone was like a demon, and some timid soldiers were on the battlefield, not to mention that they were fighting with the enemy, and they were scared and weak.

Therefore, Qi Jiguang said that when facing the enemy, those who have spit in their mouths and can hold weapons are already considered good men, which shows that the tragedy of the battlefield is not what those readers' novel notes can really describe.

Lu Yueding's friend, thinking about it, is also a second-generation rich second-generation official, who went to the battlefield, was scared half to death, and was planted with mental illness, so it is not surprising.

Lu Yue Dingxi said: "Master Guo can solve the name of this disease in one mouth, and he will definitely be able to cure this disease in the future, and I also ask Master to give me a wonderful method to solve my friend's predicament." ”

Guo Dalu grinned, this disease is not easy to treat, he simply said nonsense: "This disease is a heart disease, ordinary medicine stones cannot be cured, and taking medicine indiscriminately will only increase the suffering of the patient." As the saying goes, heart disease should be cured by the heart. Ask your friend not to snuggle up in the room and go outside often to blow the wind, bask in the sun, and chat with people to help recover. ”

Guo Dalu was talking, and suddenly the heart of mischief came up, and he said seriously: "I have a wonderful method here, which specializes in curing heart disease, and it is the method of drinking from the head." Through the master's sudden blow, the disciple instantly understood, but this allusion did not exist in the Great Li Dynasty, and it became Guo Dalu's birth.

Guo Dalu gestured: "Take a wooden stick that has just been broken off from the tree, the thickness of the child's arm, and wait for the patient to be the most relaxed, suddenly hide in front of him, hit his heavenly spirit cover with a wooden stick, accompanied by a loud roar, this is the way to drink the stick!"

Guo Dalu thought to himself, then Lu Yueding's second ancestor friend must have deliberately pretended to be sick and escaped the battlefield, so he pretended to be paralyzed and lay in bed for several years.

Lu Yueding wrote it down seriously, and specially asked Guo Dalu, what kind of branch should be used for this branch, willow or locust tree? Is it better to have a harder or softer wood? What is the weight of the stick? What is the most relaxed time for the patient?

Guo Dalu was really entangled, and said indiscriminately: "Men in the world love beauty, if your friend looks at a beautiful woman and can't take his eyes off it, it is the time when he is the most relaxed. ”

Lu Yueding thanked him again and again, and then went. Before leaving, he specially whispered a few words to Guo Dalu, and then said goodbye, his decree made it long enough to stay in Houlong Village, and he should have returned to Beijing to resume his life.

Guo Dalu did not publicize Lu Yueding's worship of himself as a teacher everywhere, except for Guo Lanying, who was present, he only told Brother Hao, and even Li Bo only told him to deliberately befriend Father-in-law Lu, but if Father-in-law Lu had needs, the grocery store in Houlong Village in the capital should be fully supported - this did not need Guo Dalu's orders, Li Bo had already made up his mind to take a good relationship with Lu Yueding. Previously, Lu Yue's door was taken by Huang Xueheng, and even Wu Jiang in Wangjiang Tower was ahead of him, which already made Li Bo very unhappy - he was the most proficient person in finance and trade in the Science Gate, and it should be his business to interact with high-ranking officials and dignitaries everywhere.

Back mountain, before the collapsed cave laboratory, Guo Dalu stood there alone, in front of him, there was a row of drainage tanks, the most primitive lead-acid batteries, and thanks to this thing, Guo Dalu was able to withstand the thunder.

After sending Lu Yueding away, Guo Dalu recuperated for a while, and soon he was able to get out of bed and walk, but the half-burnt skin on his body had not yet fully grown, and he was impatient to lie on the bed all day long, ignoring Guo Lanying's dissuasion, and walked around.

It's just that now there is nothing in Houlong Village that he needs to worry about, Yixue has its own big girl and two girls and others to manage, and the various mine workshops are managed by Li Dayan, Zhou Carpenter, Zhao Kang, etc., and the craftsmanship is also very skilled, Guo Dalu originally wanted to meet Bai Suzhen and Chen Qingdai in a dream, and ask Chen Qingdai about his injury, but Bai Suzhen directly coaxed him out of the dream, saying that after Chen Qingdai was split by the thunder, he realized that he was practicing, and he was making progress when he saw it, so let Guo Dalu not come to disturb.

Bai Suzhen even persuaded Guo Dalu to comprehend the heavenly thunder himself, this calamity cloud and heavenly thunder is not only a calamity for cultivators, but also luck, if there is a comprehension, the benefits are endless.

What is there to comprehend about thunder and lightning? Isn't it just that the yin and yang electrons collide and rub against each other?

Guo Dalu muttered in his stomach, still listened to Bai Suzhen's words, and came to the back mountain--these lead-acid batteries in the back mountain, where the thunder is stored.

At that time, Guo Dalu's brain was open, and he used lead-acid batteries to store thunder, and the result was really successful, although he couldn't understand that lead-acid batteries applied the principle of chemical energy conversion, converting chemical energy into electrical energy.

However, I have to admit that if there was no Tianlei stored in the lead-acid battery to help him counterattack the robbery clouds, the robbery clouds would have to defeat themselves to the ground.

In this way, there is a name for itself among the heavenly thunders.

Guo Dalu walked between the water tanks, his fingers gently caressing the walls of the ceramic water tanks, these lead-acid batteries look calm on the surface, but they contain great energy inside.

In the air, a cloud quietly floated over, it was Xiaobai.

Guo Dalu was overjoyed and beckoned to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, you also have a lot of credit for fighting against the clouds last time, I can thank you a lot." ”

Xiaobai suddenly laughed--yes, he really smiled! The clouds in the sky deformed for a while, and the clouds changed into smiling eyes like crescents.

Guo Dalu was stunned for a moment and slapped his thigh: "Heh, Xiaobai, your skills have improved greatly, you can actually play emojis?" I know, it must be the thunder that hit your body and inadvertently promoted your skills. In this way, this heavenly thunder not only has the power to cross the tribulation, but also promotes the cultivator's skill?"

Guo Dalu guessed that it was not far from ten, and the cloud and sky thunder should be robbed, whenever a cultivator, a monster, and a strange treasure were born, and there would be a great success, the cloud and the sky and thunder would be generated by themselves under the induction of heaven and earth, and the five thunders would hit the top, and the practice was not in place, so it was naturally a dead stilt, at most to keep a little true spirit, and reincarnate.

But as long as you resist the heavenly thunder and survive the heavenly tribulation, the skill will be greatly improved, and the heavenly thunder can not only help the cultivator to wash the marrow and cut the veins, and Zhou Tian will be successful, but also absorb the heavenly thunder for its own use. The beauty of this is not to be exhausted.

Guo Dalu used lead-acid batteries to deal with the thunder this time, in fact, he took the wrong way, if he can really rely on his ability to resist the thunder, his skills will be able to make great progress, he is not even as good as Chen Qingdai, Chen Qingdai is completely relying on his own cultivation, hard to be bombarded by the thunder, but also because of this, he has comprehended the power of heaven and earth, which is beneficial to future practice.

Guo Dalu carefully inspected Xiaobai and found that the yin and yang electrons in Xiaobai's body were extremely active, and the light gold particles were turning on their own in the light gold particles, flashing two small electric sparks from time to time, and there was actually a trace of heavenly thunder!

Guo Dalu was interested for a while: "Xiaobai, hit me with a thunderbolt." ”

The thunder that Xiaobai shot out can never hurt Guo Dalu, Guo Dalu can even borrow this thunder to hurt the enemy, and the more than 1,000 thieves who killed Yu Dazhong in one fell swoop before relied on Xiaobai's thunder.

Xiaobai responded to the thunder and came down, right in the middle of Guo Dalu's Tianling Gai, Guo Dalu screamed: "Damn, it's actually Tianlei!"

Heavenly thunder, Xiaobai actually hit the heavenly thunder! However, the power of this heavenly thunder is much smaller than that of the clouds, and for Guo Dalu, it is like tickling.

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Guo Dalu pointed at Xiaobai and said with a smile: "You cotton ball, but blessed, somehow, you have stored the thunder in your body, I heard that this thunder has a miraculous effect on demons and demons, but it is cheap for you." ”

Xiaobai changed a smile symbol again, and it was obviously happy too.

Guo Dalu suddenly found that after he was hit by Xiaobai's thunder just now, the light gold particles in his body faintly fluctuated, but he didn't know whether it was good or bad, he was also a bold man, and shouted to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, use the thunder to slash me a few more times!"

Xiaobai was also obedient, and several thunderbolts struck down one after another, Guo Dalu carefully experienced the fluctuations of the thunder in his body, the power of the thunder hit by the clouds before was too great, Guo Dalu's whole body power was only to protect the heart, half of his body was scorched, and it was naturally impossible to experience the thunder in detail.

But now it is different, the power of the heavenly thunder hit by Xiaobai is much weaker, but it retains a trace of the true spirit of the heavenly thunder, Guo Dalu felt it carefully, and found that the heavenly thunder and the power of merit in his body were faintly compatible. Every time the thunder strikes, the light gold particles in the body are fluctuating, and this fluctuation is extremely rhythmic.

Guo Dalu unconsciously sat cross-legged at the mouth of the cave, Xiaobai floated above his head, the electric light flickered, and a small thunder continued to fall, Guo Dalu seemed to have a smile on his face, and muttered to himself: "I see, wonderful, wonderful, no wonder Su Su said that I missed the thunder, it's a pity." It's a pity, it would be nice if such a powerful energy could be used by me. However, I am also delusional, the power of the calamity cloud is too great, if I hadn't been opportunistic at that time, it would have been doomed a long time ago, or the small life is important, as for cultivation - the cultivation of my scientific sect does not rely on spiritual power, I have my own way to obtain the power of merit. ”

Suddenly, Xiaobai stopped thundering and lightning.

Guo Dalu opened his eyes and looked up, only to see that the flickering electric light in Xiaobai's body had disappeared, and it turned out that the heavenly thunder in his body had been exhausted.

After all, Xiaobai is just a small cloud into a demon, although by chance, he has cultivated merit and stored the heavenly thunder, but the mana is limited, and only for a while, the heavenly thunder will be used up. Xiaobai, who has used up the thunder in the sky, is just a cloud of immortals, and can only be used as a means of transportation.

However, Xiaobai suddenly swayed and floated to the top of the lead-acid battery water tank, a burst of electric light danced, and all the heavenly thunder stored in the water tank was absorbed into its body, Xiaobai returned to Guo Dalu again, and laid a heavenly thunder.

Guo Dalu looked at it and laughed: "Xiaobai, there is you, you use the lead-acid battery as a thunderbolt to store supercapacitors, hey, speaking of which, the discharge of lead-acid batteries is the conversion of chemical energy into electrical energy, I will replace the lead plate and electrolyte again, I don't know if I can still make a thunderbolt." ”

Guo Dalu said to do it, the lead plate and electrolyte are ready-made, at that time the manufacture of the water tank version of the lead-acid battery left a lot, Guo Dalu soon replaced a water tank with raw materials, Xiaobai from this water tank storage and discharge, when a thunder hit Guo Dalu's head, he jumped up excitedly: "Damn, this new lead-acid battery is actually full of thunder! Even if the lead plate and electrolyte are changed!"

It turns out that after these water tank versions of lead-acid batteries have been stored in the thunder, somehow, they actually have the ability to produce the thunder on their own, Guo Dalu then found that in this mouth of the water tank, there are also faint gold particles flashing, the power of merit, and the power of merit!

The power of this thunder is much stronger than ordinary lightning, although it is a reduced version of the water tank, but the power is still extremely powerful, and the power stored in these super batteries is almost comparable to a small hydropower station in the mountains.

The water at the intersection of Guo Dalu was about to flow down, and he laughed strangely: "Electrification! Lao Tzu wants to step into electrification! To hell with the steam engine and gas engine! Electrification is the king! The motor drive is the simplest, and the combination of magnets and motor rotors is a complete power system, so that the power problem of textile factories and machine tools will be solved at once in the future! Haha, I originally wanted to build a reservoir and a generator in the back mountain, but I didn't expect that the cloud and the thunder did not accept Lao Tzu, but sent me a power plant! Wowhaha, if I knew this, I would have let Tianlei split a few more times!"

Guo Dalu jumped around, and suddenly felt that his skin was tickling, he knew that this was new meat and new skin growing under the half-burnt skin, and when Guo Lanying was next to him, he was absolutely not allowed to tickle, and he was not allowed to eat soy sauce as an ingredient food, saying that after eating soy sauce, the newly grown skin would be even darker. Guo Dalu's skin was originally a little dark, and if it was a little darker, it wouldn't be like the Kunlun slave on the Fanren merchant ship.

But now Guo Dalu was hit by a burst of thunder released by Xiaobai, his skin became more and more itchy, he couldn't help it, stretched out his fingers, scratched his arm, suddenly, those half-burnt skin crumbs fell to the ground, Guo Dalu was startled and thought that he was exerting too much force, but after a second look, he was stunned, and saw that under the half-burnt skin that had fallen off, his crystal like jade arm was exposed.

What's going on?!

Guo Dalu couldn't help but scratch a few more itchy places, and the half-charred debris also fell off, revealing the new skin underneath - also snow-white and crystalline.

Guo Dalu closed his eyes, the power of merit spread throughout his body, and suddenly there was a long roar, the clothes of his whole body were shattered into pieces, the gauze wrapped around his body was also cracked inch by inch, and the half-burnt skin fell in response, revealing a new body inside, the whole body was like a jade, faintly shimmering pale gold in the sun.

At this time, just as Xiaobai hit a thunderbolt, Guo Dalu's right hand stretched out, and the palm of the golden jade actually took the thunder in his hand, the thunder was like a silver snake, struggling in the palm of Guo Dalu's hand, Guo Dalu's other left hand stretched out, and put it on the lead-acid battery of the water tank, and the silver light spread along the left hand to the right hand, and the thunder in the right hand became thicker and thicker, and finally turned into a ball of light - ball lightning!

Guo Dalu's face was full of solemnity, he could sense that the ball lightning in his right palm was not something he could control, it was too bad, it was a bit of a joke!

Ball lightning was windless and automatic, silently floating from Guo Dalu's palm, a breeze blew, but the ball lightning went upwind and floated to the water tank displayed next to it, a burst of silver light shone, and the heavenly thunder stored in the lead-acid battery was also absorbed by the ball lightning, but the strange thing is that the body shape of the ball lightning has not changed, and it is still dangling lightly.

Guo Dalu was helpless, this ball lightning shook the clouds away, how could he not die and provoke this guy again? )