I walked up the hill slowly holding the chrysanthemum, looking sadly at the two scum in front of me who were supporting each other.

We have already started to walk from the foot of the hill to the top of the mountain. From here, you can go up to the top of the hill to find the first marked place. Sadly, even the map was snatched by them.

This road is not a mountain road, but there are fewer weeds than the surrounding area. In the past, people in the village would not pass by my house to this place, and Xiaoxue and I naturally would not walk here without incident, so we would not open up a mountain road.

It's not rugged, but it's still somewhat tilting. I used to walk without stress, but now I am mentally exhausted. If you drive the True Qi, although the body will not be much tired, it will consume a lot before you are proficient in driving the True Qi: the spirit, which is another driving force for the True Qi.

Look at the chrysanthemum thief Liu Qidong walking in front of him, he looks like he has kidney deficiency, it seems that he really can't do it.

Fortunately, there was his good friend next to him, and his good brother Wang Shien supported him, so Liu Qidong reluctantly walked on.

"Hold on. Wang Shien said to Liu Qidong affectionately.

Liu Qidong replied movingly: "Thank you, senior brother." ”

It's really a bloody brother-sister love, how can I let you go?

Ever since they had "" me as a master together, their tendency in a certain direction had changed and they had become "sweet". I no longer have to worry about the women and girls in my family being harassed by them. Oh, Huo Yu has to be careful, he suffers on both sides!

Anyway, it's good that there are mountains.

I followed them while thinking nonsense, and I still had a dry branch in my hand to support my walk and take revenge by sneaking up on the chrysanthemum.

It's a long road to the road, mainly because we go slowly, basically all the way up.

In the middle of the way, I quietly chased after him, burst Liu Qidong's chrysanthemum with a tree branch, and then ran up the hill laughing while he was screaming. was careless and hit the street again, and was chased and held down by Wang Shien, but the result was that they pressed the ground again in this barren mountain and "", and the chrysanthemum hurt even more.

When we were halfway up the mountain, the three of us looked down the mountain in an open area and saw the orchard and the big house at home. My eyesight is excellent and I can see very clearly around the house.

The orangutan and the dog brother ran into the orchard with something to eat like sausages, and the green calyx chasing behind them shouted angrily. In the orchard, the green calyx turned into a green snake and quickly caught up with them, turned back into human form, snatched the sausage, and gave the two animals a hard blow.

Xiao Lu squatted in front of the pump in the backyard and shook the pump rod toppings, still so leisurely.

The girl ran to the vegetable garden with the vegetable basket, looked at the well-growing greens hesitantly, and finally picked one of the Chinese cabbages and pulled it out, and gnawed it without washing it, looking happy.

A piece of harmony, and it's not that I don't know that I have undergone special training, and life and death are unknown. They were able to live in such harmony that I don't know whether to cry or be relieved.

"If I die in a few days, they must be able to live well......, right?

A little further away, you can see the Yokai Village, where some ant-sized yokai walk around. As for what they're doing, it's a little hard to see clearly without using the Millennium Demon Pupil.

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong found a piece of grass to sit down, and when I looked at them, they immediately stared at me with their eyes, and it seemed that I was not allowed to sit with them.

Cut, who rarely sits with you?

Anyway, my chrysanthemum is hurting now, and I can't sit down.

Wang Shien grabbed the muddy clothes that he threw everywhere and complained: "It's uncomfortable, I have never worn such dirty clothes in my life." Tsk, it's grass or insects or something, it makes my whole body itch, and the six gods don't give it to me. Ahhh

Me: "Oh, I'm not available. ”

Liu Qidong took out a pack of tissues and said, "It's okay, bring a pack of tissues with you, give it, wipe your face." ”

"Thank you. ”

The relationship between these two people is so deep, and the mutual care and care for each other suddenly makes me creepy and goosebumps. If it goes on like this, maybe they'll really change their tendencies in some direction and press me to the ground and beep - hey!

Wang Shien said thank you once, and when I was about to take it, I interjected.

"Save it, we have relied on this pack of tissues to drive in the mountains these days, if we run out now, do you want to wipe it with your hands?"

As soon as this remark came out, it was shocking.

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong glanced at the tissue, Liu Qidong quickly withdrew the tissue, and Wang Shien reached out in an instant and grabbed the pack of tissues that Liu Qidong wanted to take back.

When did he become so agile? Could this be what Zao Wou-Ki said about the powerful potential of people who burst out in the midst of life and death?

Liu Qidong looked at Wang Shien vigilantly and said, "Senior brother, what do you want to do?"

Wang Shien didn't let go, and still grabbed the tissue bag tightly: "I love cleanliness very much, and one pack of tissues at a time is not enough." ”

Liu Qidong said unhappily: "You can't say that, I also love cleanliness, and I have to use a few at a time." Senior brother, since you can't use one pack at a time, then don't use it at all, use your hands!"

"No! I don't need to kill me!"

"Me too!"

"Give it to me, I'm your senior brother!"

"Don't give it, don't say it's a senior brother, even if you're my father, I won't give it to you!"

"Give it to me!"

"Don't give it!"

"Give it to me!"

"Don't give it!"

I watched their "tsundere" conversation happily.

The two of them began to tear apart, and their control over their body movements was much more sensitive than before. Obviously it was so sweet just now. Sure enough, in the face of material, love is so vulnerable!

I chattered on a piece of grass, and picked a large and unknown broad blade of grass, and stood leisurely while fanning the wind and watching them tear up, not afraid at all. Lao Tzu is used to bringing a wallet when he goes out, and there are a few Grandpa Mao and various ethnic minorities in it, which is enough for me to wipe ......

Thinking about the behavior of this local tyrant, I silently shed tears in my heart.

Wang Shien finally made a real local tyrant's remark: "I'll go back and give you 10,000, 10,000 to buy you a pack of tissues, how about it?"

"No, I want 100,000!"

"Okay, just 100,000!"

Don't have to haggle?

Liu Qidong immediately let go of his hand: "A word is a certainty!"

100,000 yuan bought a pack of tissues, Wang Shien also put the tissues away, and see that this is the evil tyrant! This is the evil capitalism! Why am I not a local tyrant?! Why am I not the evil capitalism?!

As for how Liu Qidong solves physiological problems in the past few days, let's not delve into it......

When they were done, I stood up and said to them, "The problem of pulling has been solved, but the problem of eating has not been solved." ”

Although I have a very direct and beaten idea about this issue, I still don't say it.

The three of them immediately fell into deep contemplation.

A flock of birds flew over the trees above us, inspiring Wang Shien, who said: "There is nothing to be afraid of when it comes to eating, as long as you see any animal along the way, kill it, and then burn it and eat it, barbecue in the wild!"

Liu Qidong nodded: "Good idea, but how can we kill it?"

Wang Shien stretched out his fingers and made a pistol posture: "True Qi Bullet, condense True Qi and compress it into a small ball, use the explosion of True Qi to shoot True Qi out, and it will have the same effect as a bullet." If there is a wild boar, then we will eat the whole pig tonight!"

Wild boar is a national second-class protected animal, and it is illegal to kill it!

Liu Qidong exclaimed: "I don't understand, but it seems to be very harmful! Senior brother taught me, and I also want to learn this true qi bomb." ”

"Hmph, there's a chance, this real gas bomb is something I usually researched when I'm in the company when I'm fine, that's it......"

I figured it out without fiddling with it, and let's see if this is the talent gap.

I asked, "Kill is kill, how can you burn it?" Will Xiao Wang convert his true qi into flames?"

My question was immediately despised by Wang Shien and Liu Qidong, they took out their own lighters, Wang Shien said to me proudly: "How can I do without a cigarette and a lighter?"

Liu Qidong took a few yuan a pack of Hongtashan and asked Wang Shien: "Do you want to buy cigarettes?" ”

"Don't!"

In this case, it is a great luck in misfortune, starvation does not die, and it also pulls some wipes, and the pursuit of life is like this.

I excitedly said, "Yo Xi, then let's come to a wilderness to survive and challenge the limits of human beings!"

After speaking, there was a muffled thunderous sound in the sky.

The three of us looked up blankly, only to see that the sky had begun to darken at some point, and it was quite inclined to rain heavily.

The excitement just now disappeared without a trace.

The heart is so cold and painful, and it is about to be stuffed.

I asked blankly, "Do you think this is a test given to us by God?"

Liu Qidong said dumbfoundedly: "No, I think you are too cheap, God can't get used to you, and he is going to give you a taste of heavy rain, and as a result, we will suffer even if it affects us." ”

Wang Shien said dumbfoundedly: "No, in addition to Mu Dongqing being cheap enough, I also think that this matter may have something to do with Zao Wouji." ”

Liu Qidong and I looked at Wang Shien and shouted in unison: "It makes sense!"

Zao Wou-Ki, maybe in order to play us, deliberately cast a spell to make it rain, trying to kill us.

"old man!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Find a sow beep - him!"

Just as we cursed the wicked old man in unison, there was another thunderclap in the sky, and then the downpour fell, and we were instantly soaked.

Three: "Wow!