Chapter 39: Women Like Drama (I)
The sea is smiling, the tide on both sides of the strait,
Ups and downs follow the waves.
The sky is smiling, and the tide is in the world,
God knows who loses and who wins.
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"Hahahaha, slaughter hundreds of households, serve wine, serve good wine! Slender girl, pick up the vegetables, clip the dishes!"
Ba Jinlun was lying on his back on the cart, surrounded by the mighty marching column of the Jinyi Guard's Red Banner Army, and the blazing red military flag whirring in the hunting wind.
It has been a few days since he and Mo Yangui were captured in the middle of Wudang Mountain, and the Jinyiwei army traveled all the way north, heading straight to the direction of Songshan Shaolin Temple.
According to the rumors of the idle soldiers in the camp, the Shaolin Temple learned the whereabouts of the long-missing martial arts secret book [Tiangang Xuanyinglu]. And for this reason, the book was spread to the world, and the martial arts heroes were summoned to gather in Shaomu Mountain three months later to discuss the matter, and the Emei faction naturally received an invitation.
In the battle at the foot of Wudang Mountain on the day of the waves, he was severely injured by Ba Jinlun, so he stayed in the local area to recuperate, and he sent a hundred Jinyi guards to follow Tu Cangsheng and escort the prisoners back to Yanjing. Tu Cangsheng and Baili Xianxian argued endlessly about the whereabouts of the two of them, and Ba Jinlun and Mo Yangui also happened to settle down quietly, taking the opportunity to recuperate.
Tu Cangsheng and Baili Xianxian sat on their knees beside Ba Jinlun, one holding a wine jug and the other holding a vegetable plate, and fierce sparks faintly collided in the eyes of the two staring at each other.
"Tu Cangsheng! I can warn you, this little thief has promised this girl that he will first go to the Shaolin Temple with me to participate in the Songshan Conference, and then he will follow me to find out the whereabouts of my little junior sister. ”
"Slender girl, I was commanded by Lord Qi to escort the prisoner back to Beijing, but not only because of the kidnapping of your senior sister in Suzhou City, but also because of a major matter involving the secrets of the imperial court that needed to be interrogated by Lord Qi himself. ”
Baili Xianxian patted the handlebar, pointed at Tu Cangsheng's nose and scolded: "I still don't believe that Qi Huaiyi can turn his face with me for this matter, if it weren't for my master asking me to go to the Shaolin Temple to participate in the martial arts conference on behalf of her old man, I would have taken them away now, believe it or not!"
"Hmph! The stakes are very high, unless Lord Qi orders it in person, he will not want to take away the prisoner from Tu's hands. My big brocade guard's [brocade killing array] is not a girl who can come and leave when she wants!"
"Haha, take a break, take a break, fill the wine for the master first and then make a noise. Senior sister, you eat more food to replenish your body. Ba Jinlun thoughtfully said to Mo Yangui, who was sitting cross-legged beside him.
"No appetite. Mo Yangui looked at the two who were chattering in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking in his heart.
"Senior sister is unhappy again! Baili Slender Sister, Senior Sister is in a bad mood, and I am also in a bad mood! I am in a bad mood, but I can't remember how to find your little junior sister." Ba Jin exclaimed.
Baili Xian pointed to a small town not far away, and said: "There is a market there, I have been in the barracks for so many days, and I am annoyed to death, let's go, this girl will take you two to the market." ”
Ba Jin ** Le, he has a young heart, at this time the injuries on his body have gradually healed, and he is impatient to sit in the barracks, and he immediately pulls Mo Yangui away with Baili Slim. Tu Cangsheng was so angry that his face turned white, but he didn't dare to stop him, so he had to call a team of soldiers to follow closely with a black face.
The bazaar is not big, but it is very lively, there are loud shouts, selling head and face jewelry, there are also strong men who break boulders on their chests and sell strong pills, especially on the stalls of various snacks on the side of the road, from time to time there are bursts of seductive fragrance.
Baili Slender was engaged in a war of words with a merchant on the cost-effective issue of a pair of hairpins, and saw that the merchant turned from green to red and from red to white under the extremely fast speech speed of Baili Fiber
Mo Yangui rarely buys goods in the market by himself on weekdays, and he is also curious when he sees Baili Xianxian bargaining with the merchant. Ba Jinlun is stealing fun on the side, you must know that Baili Xianxian's mouth is extremely powerful, where is the ordinary merchant her opponent.
Tu Cangsheng led a team of soldiers with neat appearances, standing behind Ba Jinlun and Mo Yan with a black face, for fear that the two would take advantage of him and flee without paying attention.
After a while, Baili Slender estimated that he had won a big victory, and in the stinky face of the merchant, he happily pinched the hairpin in his hand.
"Ba Jinlun, pay!" Baili Xianxian turned his head to look at him, but he rolled his eyes and turned his head to look at Tu Cangsheng.
The "pig-headed baogong" gritted his teeth in the eyes of everyone and took out a few pieces of broken silver, and handed them to the vendor with a reluctant face.
"Slow down," Ba Jinlun pulled Mo Yangui over, "Senior sister, let's pick one too, you haven't seen you change it for a long time." ”
Mo Yangui glanced at the merchant's burden, and only after a while did he snort and said, "It's better not to do it, I'm not very good at picking ......"
"This is good," he picked up a golden box cat's eye hairpin from his burden, "Senior sister, your complexion is better than snow, and you have a melon seed face, this hairpin is the most suitable for you." ”
As he spoke, he gently inserted the golden cat's hairpin into Mo Yangui's bun, and sure enough, everyone's eyes lit up.
This golden box cat's eye hairpin is the villain's best pair of jewelry, which was created by the most senior jewelry master in my village for three months, and this girl is the best match. The merchant's eyes sparkled, and he probably saw that he was an expert.
Ba Jinlun raised his chin proudly, that is, the private jewelry of the maid in my family is all rubbed in wheels, my father has never treated me badly in the silver money, and I have never played with any jewelry.
Baili Xianxian looked at the hairpin in his hand, looked at Mo Yangui again, threw the hairpin in his hand into the burden, and pouted:
"No, Ba Jinlun, this girl brought you here, you have to help me pick one. ”
Ba Jinlun still had to rely on Baili Slender to get out of trouble, and in the past two days, he had to coax this aunt and grandmother hard, so he also concentrated on helping her pick up the burden.
After a while, a green jade step had been picked out by him, but it was snatched by Baili Slender Splitter.
"A total of eight taels and four coins of silver, and the small ones will be wiped for you. The merchant opened his mouth and couldn't stop smiling.
The eyes of the three people were fixed on Tu Cangsheng again, and Tu Cangsheng made up the difference in a foolish manner.
"Lao Tu, don't look sad, your trip is also a tolerance, go back and let Qi ...... He'll reimburse you, and that's it. After speaking, Baili Xianxian turned his head and went straight to a ready-to-wear store with high spirits.
In the Fu Kee ready-to-wear store, Baili Fiber walked happily among a pile of shiny fabrics, touching this and looking at that. Even Mo Yangui seemed to be attracted by the dazzling costumes, and his eyes were blurred.
Woman...... Woman...... Ba Jinlun and Tu Cangsheng sighed in unison.
Baili Xianxian has obviously entered the state, and actually took Mo Yangui's little hand, and muttered:
"I said that the women of your Hehuan Valley have a purple skirt on weekdays, which will not change for ten thousand years, how can our girl's family be so sloppy, you see that although I wear mainly pink on weekdays, there are several sets of skirts with different styles. ”
Mo Yangui said dumbfoundedly: "When the murder is splashed with blood, then it will be ......."
"That's not good," Baili Xianxian glanced at Ba Jinlun secretly, lowered his voice and whispered, "Look at what you do to this little thief...... Presumably ...... I can tell you, don't look at what men say, I don't like my women to show up outside, especially if you look at the skirt you are wearing, the chest is so low, the slit is so high, and when you walk, your thighs are exposed. What will he think when he is looked at by others?"
Mo Yangui quickly glanced down, unconsciously retracted his legs, and pressed his hands tightly on the hem of his skirt.
Then, the voices of the two men faded into obscurity.
Ba Jinlun held his hands on his chest, chatting with Tu Cangsheng at the door of the ready-to-wear store. Hmph, this eighth woman, don't teach my good sister badly.