Chapter 16: The Test
Since falling into the hands of this old lewd stick of Dongfang Bai that night, Ba Jinlun has done his best to slap the horse, but the charming scenery of the original lonely man and widow walking the rivers and lakes has become his grandson all the way, serving an old lewd stick, which is really different.
Dongfang Bai took the two of them and continued to run west, but he didn't say where he was going, he just looked at Mo Yangui from time to time, and the obscene light that burst out of his eyes made Ba Jinlun's heart tremble, and he could only pray that Mo Yangui's good relative would stay for a few more days.
"Solid foundation Pei Yuan is the first essence of my Taoist people when they get started, but if a man loses Yuan Yang before the age of thirteen, even if there are all kinds of adventures in the future, it will be useless. ”
Along the way, Dongfang Bai chattered endlessly about his theoretical knowledge as a "lewd saint", and Ba Jinlun was also dutiful, which made Dongfang Bai feel like he was late to see each other, so that later Dongfang Bai's eyes changed a little when he looked at him, as if he was wondering if he was the heir to his destined mantle.
In fact, Ba Jinlun is a real performance, from the formula of the drug to the method of drugging, from the woman's psychology to the physical structure, his strong desire for knowledge, hooked the old prostitute as soon as he talked about it, he couldn't stop.
This Senior Sister Mo woke up from the drug on the second day, but she was pointed at by Dongfang Bai all over her body, and she could only stare at Ba Jinlun with a pair of cold eyes, unable to even say a word.
Think about the consequences in case she misunderstands, Ba Jinlun is furious, Senior Sister Mo, Lu Yao knows the horsepower, and he will see the hearts of the people for a long time! Master, I am lying down today to taste the guts, just to protect your innocence.
Ba Jinlun diligently "Master is long, Master is short" every day, but let Dongfang Bai unlock his acupoints from time to time and give him a moment of freedom.
On this day, when the three of them arrived in a small town, it was getting late, and Dongfang Bai planned to rest in the town inn for a night.
The two mounts had been running all day, both exhausted. Dongfang Bai beckoned the shopkeeper to add high-quality black beans to the manger, and then took Ba Jinlun out of the inn, leaving Mo Yangui alone in the middle, and the two wandered around the town twice, Dongfang Bai suddenly stopped at the door of an inconspicuous pharmacy.
Above the pharmacy is a black plaque, which seems to have a texture not much better than the farmer's cutting board, and reads "Wangpu Yao Shop" crookedly.
Dongfang Bai stroked his beard and smiled: "I didn't expect such a deserted place to have a Wang Puyan semicolon, wonderful!"
Ba Jinlun glanced at the pharmacy, except for the strange name of the shop, the front of the pharmacy was deserted, and there was nothing strange about it.
"Master, what is this?"
Dongfang Bai walked like a fly, and entered the pharmacy as soon as he lifted the door curtain.
Behind the counter stood a man in his twenties, leaning his head back on the medicine cabinet and falling asleep, a crystal clear snot bubble rising and falling with his breathing, big and small, making people frightened, afraid that it would explode and splash people's snot.
"Shop, business is coming to the door. Dongfang Bai knocked on the counter, but the guy opened his sleepy eyes for a long time, and with a twitch of his nose, he actually sucked back all the huge snot bubbles, and Ba Jinlun almost slapped the guy's face.
"It's closed, it's closed, the guest officer will come back tomorrow. The man looked impatient to chase people away, as if he was angry that his dream had been disturbed.
Dongfang Bai said unhurriedly, "Wait, please come out and see your shopkeeper." ”
The guy picked up a feather duster with a black face, banged on the counter, and shouted: "Where are the evil customers, they are all closed and don't let people stop, and then the small shop is going to report to the official!"
Dongfang Bai waved his big sleeves, and there were already a few more things on the counter. The fellow was lying on the edge of the counter, his eyes were on the verge of fighting, and the tip of his nose shrugged and sniffed a few times:
"Cistanche...... goat weed...... Suoyang ...... Yuzhu, this ratio and weight, hey, master!" the guy suddenly raised his head and looked at Dongfang Bai with a surprised expression, "Shopkeeper, here's a visitor!"
A small door behind the counter creaked open, and a sharp voice rang out, "Who is the master...... Oh, it's you!" but I only heard his voice, but I didn't see him.
Ba Jinlun was puzzled for a while, but saw the guy kick a stool over, and an old dwarf less than four feet tall stepped on the stool with difficulty, revealing his bare head from behind the counter.
"Lu Buzun, aren't you the second shopkeeper in the Jinling main store, how can you send a dispatch to this wilderness?" Dongfang Bai seemed to have an old acquaintance with this short man, and asked with a look of surprise.
The dwarf's face collapsed, and he almost cried, "We were pitted, a few years ago, a group of father-in-law in the store came, saying that he wanted to buy some high-quality medicinal materials and go back for Da Nei's use, but the medicinal materials prescribed on the prescription are all tiger and wolf medicines, ordinary people eat them indiscriminately, but I am afraid that I will not be able to endure three days, and I will have to get rid of the yang." ”
"We insisted on refusing at first, but unexpectedly, the father-in-law directly stuffed a large stack of silver tickets from the old Wantong number over, and we were also confused, so we actually sold it to them. Hatefully, those fathers-in-law came to the door again the next day, saying that there was a problem with the material of the medicine and that they wanted to return it. ”
"We thought to ourselves, that batch of medicine was eaten by the palace people, and we couldn't tell what moths were, so we simply returned the silver tickets to them, but we didn't carefully check the medicinal materials they returned, and later found that they were dropped, and they were all worthless dregs. Now that the owner knows about this, we'll send it here. ”
"If you are greedy, eat a trench and grow wise. The people in the palace are all human spirits, and they even dare to earn their silver, you are really dizzy. Dongfang Bai patted the short man on the shoulder, and pulled Ba Jinlun in front of him.
"This is the old man's new apprentice, right? ”
The dwarf felt that it was a little difficult to look at Ba Jinlun with his neck up, so he simply jumped on the counter, sat down cross-legged, and poked Ba Jinlun's chest with a small short hand.
"Well, yes, the body is sturdy, and the skeleton is not bad, Dongfang Lao'er, but I haven't seen you accept apprentices for some years, what is this Yaxing. ”
"Hahaha, this kid is still a chick, don't praise him, Lao Lu. It's just getting started, and the level is still 108,000 miles away, if you go out to step on a point, it is estimated that you will have to go directly to prison. Although Dongfang Bai was buried in Ba Jinlun for a while, he still couldn't hide his smugness, "No, bring it to Wang Puyan, have you come to see it?" ”
The dwarf Lu Buzun looked like he understood, "Then let's start with your Dongfang Bai's unique obscene medicine 'Golden Phoenix Jade Dew Pill'." Man, go get all those herbs!"
Ba Jinlun was refreshed when he heard the name "Jinfeng Yulu Pill", these two are really a toilet bowl in a manure pit - the smell is similar, and counting Ba Jinlun A rising star, the three of them got carried away at the moment.
After a long time, Dongfang Bai asked Ba Jinlun to go back to the inn first and feed Mo Yangui some food on the grounds that he had important matters to discuss with Lu Buzun.
Ma Le Gobi, as soon as he arrived at the play, he didn't show me the meat, Ba Jinlun scolded and walked out of the Wangpu Yao Pharmacy, all the way to the inn. Fang arrived at the door of the inn, a cold wind blew, and his head suddenly sobered up.
"Meow a mi, master, I haven't been pointed, I walk and walk lively......"
Ba Jinlun ran towards the inn in three steps and two steps, knocking over the pots and pans on the ground. He rushed into the room, pulled up Mo Yangui, who was leaning on the head of the bed, and was about to run out on his shoulder, causing Mo Yangui's eyes to roll sharply, as if he was wondering how this kid was so bold.
I saw a shopkeeper at the door stretch out his hands and stop him:
"Guest, guest, you are ...... Where are you going?"
Smack - Ba Jinlun has a big-eared scraper, and the shopkeeper who hit the shop turned in a circle, "Good dogs don't get in the way! Master, I'm going to hurry, get out!"
"But the price ...... the house"
"Looking for that old man to ......" Ba Jinlun didn't finish his sentence, and then he heard Dongfang Bai's mournful voice outside the inn,
"In vain...... Fast...... Come and help me ......."
Ba Jinlun was so frightened that he held back the second half of his sentence, hurriedly put Mo Yangui back at the head of the bed, kicked away the dizzy shopkeeper, and hurriedly greeted the door of the inn.
It's miserable, it's so miserable...... I saw Dongfang Bai Shawl kneeling in front of the inn, his face was sallow, his eyes were purple, a trace of black blood was overflowing from the corners of his mouth, there was more air out of his mouth, and less air in, and he saw that ten out of ten of his life went to ninety percent.
Ba Jinlun had a look of surprise on his face, and his heart was already happy, this old whore, you also have today.
"Master, Master, what's wrong with you, who did the traitor harm you?" If outsiders who don't know their relationship see it, they must think that this is a pair of masters and apprentices who have deep feelings and depend on each other.
"It's Lu...... Lu Buzun that dwarf, he ...... He coveted the heavenly and earthly treasures carried by his teacher, and he actually ...... Quietly lit the [Three-Breath Desperate Incense], but also because the teacher reacted quickly, and slashed him with one palm, so that he could ...... Able to escape, good apprentice, help me back to the room quickly......" Dongfang Bai looked dying.
Ba Jinlun helped Dongfang Bai's thin body into the room, and as soon as he put it on the chair, Dongfang Bai's body collapsed. Ba Jinlun couldn't help but struggle in his heart, is this old thing scolding me, or is it really overturned in the gutter and was plotted?
He squinted at Dongfang Bai's half-dead appearance, quietly took out a silver needle from his arms, hid it between his fingers, and pretended to inadvertently brush the blood at the corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth with his hand.
Dongfang Bai's chest suddenly rose and fell violently a few times, and he squeezed out a hoarse shout, "Apprentice, hurry up...... Go and lead the horse to the door, I have a ...... under the saddle A dark sac, inside ...... Hiss...... There are secret antidote pills, here...... It is not advisable to stay for a long time, take the antidote, and we will ...... it right away Just leave here......"
Ba Jinlun picked up Mo Yangui and walked out without looking back, shouting loudly, "Master, your old man is waiting here, I will help my senior sister on the horse first, and then I will lead the horse over to send you the antidote!"
Dongfang Bai looked at Ba Jinlun's distant back, his eyes flashed, but he looked half injured, "Boy, whether you can be the old man's closed disciple depends on whether you can pass this level." ”