Chapter 9 Women Are Terrible
Before entering the house, Lao Wang shouted: "Daughter-in-law, I have found the cabbage and picked up an egg." ”
What happened tonight frightened the old Wang's daughter-in-law, and first a monster came to eat the child. Then the men ran out.
In case the monster kills a horse gun, he is afraid to be alone at home.
Thinking of this, Lao Wang's daughter-in-law couldn't help but complain: "It's just a cabbage, is it worth chasing so much?"
"yes, isn't it just a cabbage, as for it, it's chasing me to the idle prototype." Shangyuan also muttered in his heart.
"Oh, you don't understand, this thief came to steal cabbage today, and he will dare to steal a child tomorrow, if you don't catch it and teach him a lesson, he will come back next time. ”
"That'...... Have you caught that thief?" asked the old Wang's daughter-in-law with hope.
"Nope". The old king's head drooped.
"I thought it was just a little thief, coming to steal things and scare people to play, and I wanted to catch up and teach her a lesson. Who knew that he suddenly disappeared halfway through the chase, maybe it was really a monster!"
"Uncle, I didn't see it, I put it in your pocket. Shangyuan roared in his heart.
"Moreover, I'm not a monster, okay, I'm an immortal, a fairy!!"
Seeing Lao Wang's depressed appearance, Lao Wang's daughter-in-law couldn't bear to blame him anymore, so she said hurry up and pack up and sleep, this is the middle of the night.
"By the way, one more thing. Lao Wang said as if he suddenly remembered something.
"What's the matter, I'm shocked. ”
Lao Wang was a little embarrassed and said, "Kill a few chickens tomorrow, and the village chief will come over for dinner."
"What, the village chief is coming over for dinner?" asked the old Wang's daughter-in-law with her eyes open in disbelief.
"Yes, they helped me recover the cabbage today, and I said that I would invite them to dinner. ”
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it. You can send this cabbage to the village chief, so that they don't come to eat. ”
"Where is that?" Lao Wang muttered in a low voice.
"What are you talking about? You have a few chickens for a cabbage today, and tomorrow you want to take me out for a chicken?"
I thought to myself, "How dare I do that." Besides, can I be a chicken home? "But after all, he didn't dare to talk back at this time.
Lao Wang's daughter-in-law continued: "If you want to have a treat, don't sleep tonight, stay outside to reflect." Next time, I dare to do such a thing. ”
Lao Wang was kicked out of the house by his daughter-in-law and looked at the moon in the courtyard in a daze. "Alas~ It's still early before dawn, so what should I do? ”
Shang Yuan heard the quarrel between the two with his own ears, and was immediately stunned. In fact, it is not a quarrel, it should be said that Lao Wang's daughter-in-law scolded Lao Wang.
For the first time, Shangyuan felt the combat power of women, and not only sighed in his heart that "women are terrible". He was a little sympathetic to Lao Wang.
But when he thought about it, he felt a deep sense of guilt that it was all self-inflicted.
Lao Wang looked at it for a while, and when he was tired of standing, he wanted to find a place to sit down and rest. It didn't matter if I sat down, I found that I had something under my butt.
When I took it out, it turned out to be the egg I picked up on the road.
Thanks to Brother Wang, he didn't sit down this time, or it is estimated that Shangyuan would be crushed.
Since picking up this egg, Lao Wang has not taken a good look at it. Now there's finally time. Lao Wang took the egg and looked at it carefully.
This egg seems to be a little different, but what is different? I don't know, but I just have a feeling that this is not an ordinary egg.
Also, that ordinary egg will appear in the middle of the night in the wilderness.
I forgot to look at it for a while, but I still couldn't see anything, that is, there were a few patterns on the egg that seemed to be particularly obvious, but there were patterns on the egg, but the pattern of this egg was more regular.
Since he couldn't see why, Lao Wang decided not to look at it and put the egg next to him. Once again, concentrate on appreciating the moon.
Lao Wang didn't notice that as soon as the egg was put down, it spun in place, and the patterns that caught his attention quietly opened the cracks.
Shangyuan, who was put down, let out a long breath and opened his eyes. When I was observed by Lao Wang just now, I was so nervous that my heart almost jumped out of my chest. I'm afraid that I will accidentally open my eyes.
That's right, those patterns are Shangyuan's facial features. Although Shangyuan doesn't have hands, he still has at least facial features.
This allows him to communicate freely with earthworms.
Thinking of earthworms, Shangyuan not only became sad. "I don't know where the earthworm is now, how is it?
"I'm going to be made into a dish tomorrow, earthworm, you must come and save me!"
An earthworm running wildly on the road suddenly sneezed. "Is it going to catch a cold?" the earthworm thought to herself, wiping her nose.
"I don't have time to care about the cold, I have to rescue Shangyuan as soon as possible." The earthworm did not stop and continued to crawl forward in the night.