Chapter XXXVI: Roman Holidays

CHAPTER XXXVI

After returning from Songhe Tower, Yi Chen seemed to be a different person, sullen all day long. What especially made Fei Li unbearable was that Yi Chen actually got into Chekov's bastard computer room all day long, clumsily typing on the keyboard, and didn't know what he was looking for.

If you want to say that Yi Chen is a computer idiot, then he has wronged him, at least he knows how to use a mouse, but even on the Internet, it was taught by Fei Li, and then Yi Chen kicked Fei Li out, and he didn't know what attracted him on the Internet.

Subsequently, something happened that made Jester drum, and Yi Chen didn't know when he ordered a lot of books, many books on history, from the oldest primitive people to the Iraq war that happened a few years ago.

Seeing Kane come in with a large pile of books and kick open the secret door leading to Chekov's computer room, Jester helplessly threw up a small dagger, leaned lazily on the sofa cushion and said: "It's over, the boss has changed his surname, does he want to go to college?"

Fili gave him a roll of the eye, picked up a fashion magazine, and read it.

Sally suddenly spoke, stammered, and said a little timidly: "No, the boss is familiar with the history of China that Chinese said...... The boss wants to find an excuse for himself to turn against himself. ”

Fili put down the magazine in her hand, and Jester nearly blinded the dagger that fell from the sky, and the two looked at Sally in amazement. Sally looked at the two of them with a little trepidation, and subconsciously hugged her body tightly.

Jester pounced, grabbed Sally's face and looked at it, and muttered inappropriately, "Damn God, look, look, Sally took the initiative to speak...... Oh my God, she can still analyze what her boss is doing. But doesn't that make me a little too incompetent? How can this work?"

Fili gave Jester a kick, kicked him into a scream, and jumped away. Fili gently held Sally's shoulder, smiled and encouraged her, "That's it, Sally, that's it, you have to learn...... Well, according to what the boss said, you have to learn to live now. Remember, you are Sally now, the only Sally in the world, and we really like you, you know? ”

Sally looked at Fili blankly, two tears finally rolled down slowly, she was like a stone heart in the desert, slowly cracking a gap, the heart that had been closed for a long time, because of Fili's words, slowly opened.

Kane just walked out, stunned to see Sally's tears, he was stunned for a moment, and gradually, a happy, cheerful smile appeared on the iron man's face.

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Seven days later, the dizzy Yi Chen crawled out of Chekov's computer room, and after a few cups of coffee, he devoured a lot of small pies, and said vaguely: "Kane, find me someone, a Chinese who is studying in London, a young Chinese, I want to ask him something...... Well, pay him five hundred pounds an hour, and say I'm going to hire a governess. ”

Kane nodded in agreement, and when the door opened, Phil and Gore walked in, and said respectfully, "Boss, Manchester's business is done." ”

Yi Chen quickly wiped the corners of his mouth, revealing a strange smile: "So, our steel plant is completely finished? It's really good news, my dear, our first legitimate business has gone bankrupt, it's really wonderful...... Those damn Russian financiers, they really know how to do things, even if they have to cover up, they don't have to sacrifice our own business, right? But, let him go, we make a lot of money anyway. ”

Phil shrugged his shoulders and said to Yi Chen, "Unfortunately, boss, our steel mill still exists. ”

Yi Chen's mouth opened wide: "What? We still have that steel factory? What's going on?"

Gore pouted and said in a very dissatisfied tone: "Because there are so many workers in our steel mills, the local government has imposed bankruptcy protection on us, saying that we must not let our bankruptcy affect the social stability of Manchester." At the same time, the unlucky guys who bought the shares of our steel mills, they sold the waste paper, an idiot bought the waste paper, and then he became the largest shareholder of the steel plant. ”

Yi Chen dropped the napkin in his hand and said dissatisfiedly: "Oh God, well, tell me, how much more do I need to spend for this damn factory in the future?"

Phil pulled out a document and said, "You still own 10 percent of the steel plant, and for the time being the second largest shareholder." The financial side of things made us confused, and anyway, according to the officials in Manchester, we wouldn't lose much, so we didn't want to waste time, so we signed the papers and came back. ”

Yi Chen didn't answer the papers, frowned and said, "What about our lovely Mr. Off?

Gore laughed: "We transferred his sister to a senior nursing home in Birmingham and he is now grateful to us. Then, he appropriately expressed his good intentions to join the local council. ”

Yi Chen said nakedly: "Then, it's money, and if you have money, you can enter the local council." Phil, you're in charge of this. To have a good relationship with Mr. Auve is to have a relationship with the Dark Council, which is exciting to think about. Alright, alright, let that dilapidated steelworks continue, I'm not interested in him anymore, something interesting, Mr. Kane, you should inquire about something. ”

Kane nodded, a grim smile.

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Half a month later, Yi Chen, who had not found a suitable tutor and was greatly annoyed, received a call from Fabio: "Dear brother, I have received your request. He's coming, he's in Rome, accompanied by the senior liaison officer of their department in Rome, and I think they have some personal issues to deal with...... Of course, I don't think that the venerable gentleman's behavior of traveling at public expense is worth advocating. ”

Yi Chen smiled: "Dear brother, please prepare a hotel and a convoy for me, I think I need to go to beautiful Italy for a vacation." Enjoying the last warm rays of sunshine on a Mediterranean beach in this season excites me just to think about it. ”

Fabio laughed: "Rest assured, dear brother, I will prepare you with the best fashion designer in Milan, and your Miss Fili will be absolutely satisfied." ”

Yi Chen replied to him: "Well, very well, Kane has been dealing with the police in London, and I think it won't be long before our security company can be opened...... The British political axe needed some reliable, powerful, loyal, good citizens of the British Empire to help them keep the country safe, and we could say that it was a perfect fit. I don't think there's any more trouble, just the final license application and approval. ”

Fabio laughed in surprise: "God, praise God, this is the second good news I've heard this year." ”

Yi Chen naturally knew what the first good news Fabio said was, it was nothing more than that he had agreed to cooperate with him, and he smiled and said, "Then, dear Fabio, you should prepare everything in Rome...... By the way, one of my subordinates is very unhappy with God, and you'd better not say anything like praise to God in front of him, huh?"

Fabio sighed in amazement, "Okay, well, I see, damn God, then, I'm going to get everything ready, I wonder if you need to meet my damn father and my hateful brother?"

Yi Chen said indifferently: "No, I think I am only willing to meet them at their farewell ceremony." ”

Fabio laughed and hung up.

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A day later, Yi Chen rushed to Rome with a group of subordinates, and Fabio did not meet him directly according to Yi Chen's advice, but sent a few henchmen to Yi Chen to arrange the hotel and the required vehicles. Fei Li likes those Milan fashion artists to the core, and those fashion artists are also in love with Fei Li, and Yi Chen's tips seem to be too much.

Looking at Fei Li, who was obviously dead and unwilling to move, Yi Chen shook his head and said, "Sally, you stay at the hotel with Fei Li, and we will go out to do something." ”

A group of twelve cars drove loosely down the road towards the Vatican in the northwest corner of the city of Rome.

Just outside the walls of the Vatican, Yi Chen saw David, and there were several big men in black suits beside him, as well as a beautiful young woman and two children.

Yi Chen got out of the car with a smile and said hello to David dozens of meters away with a smile.

David saw Yi Chen, and then saw the slowly approaching vehicles nearby, his face changed wildly, and he quickly pulled the young woman, took the two children, and got into a car under the cover of a few people around him, and the two cars drove out quickly.

Yi Chen looked at the walls of the Vatican, and then looked at the soldiers of the Papal Guard wearing ancient Roman bronze armor in the distance, and sighed: "It's a pity that I can't go in and have a look when I come to the Vatican." ”

Jester, who was stuffed in the car, let out a low roar: "It's all a bunch of bastards inside, what's there to see." Two angry eyes stared at the Vatican, Jester clenched his fists and his teeth rattle.

Yi Chen motioned for the other cars to chase after him, leaned against the door for a long time, took out a big cigar, lit it, took a deep breath, and pointed: "Get used to it, Jester, the hidden power in this can make you die a million times now...... Oh my God, what a strong divine breath, I feel the horror of this power. ”

Jester let out a low roar, looking ahead like a beast, as if he couldn't help but rush out.

Yi Chen said indifferently: "Jester, I don't know what happened to you, anyway, I see that you don't have a good impression of them, so I specially brought you over to play...... Control yourself, and unless you have the strength to destroy everything in front of you in an instant, don't reveal anything that might provoke the hostility of the other party. A dog that really bites people never barks, he only bites each other's necks from behind. ”

Jester slowly let go of his fist, as if he had just been in a violent boxing, and his clothes were soaking wet.

Yi Chen sat back in the car satisfied, closed the door, and urged Phil, who was driving, to say, "Okay, okay, our Jester has finally grown up a little, let's go, Phil, I want to see how Kane is doing...... Where are they now?"

Phil pulled out his walkie-talkie, started the car and asked Kane, then replied, "Fabio and their family are in an abandoned warehouse, Kane and they have captured Mr. David and taken them all there." ”

Yi Chen exclaimed: "It's worthy of being an elite unit, the matter of kidnapping tickets is so skillful and efficient, it's only a little time...... I think, Jester, you see, we've found another good way to make money, and if Kane and they can kidnap a president, then we'll get rich. ”

Jester rolled his eyes, leaned feebly back on the couch, and lit a marijuana cigarette.

The car sped towards the abandoned warehouse that Kane had reported, and between the large dilapidated houses, a concrete clearing was obscured by tall weeds and rocks, and the open space was about twenty meters long and wide enough for some illegal business.

Yi Chen tidied up his clothes, got out of the car slowly, walked into the open space easily, and greeted David with a smile when his clothes were torn apart: "Look, we really have fate, dear Mr. David." ”

David's mouth opened wide and looked at Yi Chen in a bit of despair, and the five agents behind him struggled to get up, only to be slammed on the back with the butt of a gun by Kane's subordinates, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

The young woman hugged a boy and a woman tightly, and whispered in a trembling voice: "David, God, David, what is the matter, they, who are they?"

Yi Chen walked over slowly, bowed to her politely and said, "Then, please allow me to introduce myself, I am ...... Well, I should be your husband, right? I'm the man Mr. David is bent on dealing with, a scoundrel, a criminal, a gangster who is running into part of the underground business in the City of London, isn't it, Mr. David?

David rushed up and stopped in front of Yi Chen, his lips trembling and said, "No, no, no, Yi, you can't do this." ”

Yi Chen shook his head and said to him, "I, what am I going to do? Honey, you say, what do you want me to do? God, you forced me to take this step." You said to me, you must deal with me, you forced me, it must be so, don't you admit it?"

David shook his hands frantically and said, "No, no, easy, listen to me, it's a misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding, you misunderstood what I meant, I don't want to deal with you...... Yes, I have always regarded you as a friend to work with, and I never wanted to hurt you in any way. ”

Yi Chen narrowed his eyes: "You are lying, dear, you are so hypocritical, the last time you were in my house, do you remember? At home in Chinatown, what did you say? You will definitely not let me go, and you dispatched a very professional buggy, don't you? You want to get some evidence of the crime, you want me to go to prison...... Yes, if you catch a criminal as daring as me, you will definitely be promoted. ”

David grabbed Yi Chen's shoulder, sweat on his forehead rained, and quickly shook his head and said: "No, no, you must be mistaken, you see, you must be wrong in some place, I don't mean that, look, I didn't stay in London, I came to Rome......"

David laughed nervously, "Look, if I'm going to deal with you, why don't I deal with you in London? There's agents, there's police, there's the army, God, that's not what I mean...... You know, I consider you a friend. ”

Yi Chen knocked off David's hand on his shoulder with one hand, and said coldly: "You are still lying, look, MI6's liaison officer in Rome, you are here to ask him for some information, right? You need another action to prove that you are the smartest among your colleagues, you need grades to show your superiors that you are capable, you want to be promoted, you want to get a high position, you want to be more powerful, you want to be a strong person, don't you? Hmm? You don't stay in London because you can't deal with me for the time being." ”

David opened his mouth wide: "Yes, yes, I admit, Yi, I can't endanger you at all, God, listen to me, I came to Rome to deal with ...... Listen to me, O God......"

Yi Chen took a few steps back, David almost cried with sweat on his face, and the young woman and the two children had already hugged each other and cried together.

David roared, "Easy ...... I swear, I'll never touch your mind again, please...... I beg you...... Or, you can kill me, but, please let them go...... Really, let them go, they are innocent, they don't deserve to die now. ”

Yi Chen lit a cigar, looked at the two children indifferently and said, "How old are they?"

David trembled his lips and said, "One is five, and the other is four...... They won't harm you, easy, I swear ......"

Yi Chen exhaled a smoke ring and said lightly: "Oh, four years old, five years old, died too early." ”

Kane slowly picked up the large-caliber submachine gun in his hand, with a strange look on his face, and looked at David with cold eyes.

David slowly knelt on the ground: "God, it shouldn't be like this, it shouldn't be like this...... Easy, none of this should happen. ”

Yi Chen said indifferently: "I admit that reality is often cruel. Sir, it's all your fault, you want to use me as a ladder for promotion and fortune, but unfortunately I don't eat this set. Your ambition has taken a toll on your family, but also on your colleagues...... Oh my God, why did you bring your family with you when you came out to get information? Damn, embezzlement isn't a good thing......"

David looked at Yi Chen blankly, and his wide open mouth made a dry 'ah, ah' sound.

Yi Chen shook his head and said, "It's so pitiful...... David, you really are a little person......"

David still didn't react, and his spirit almost completely collapsed.

Kane said lightly: "The surname of my twenty-three brothers, k...... Remember, in Iraq, you were so spirited, you pointed fingers at my superiors and ordered us to do this, to do that...... You're damned. I don't understand why our Supreme Commander would agree to send us to help you junk agents. Your British's intelligence is almost never accurate...... You are responsible for the lives of my brothers. ”

David muttered, "That was a mistake, yes, I'm sorry, I admit, we made a mistake. They picked up the cargo an hour early, and you crashed into the ambush circle. ”

Kane kicked him in the stomach and roared, "Fuck, I picked them out of the entire Union Army, worked hard to train them from the garbage to the best warriors, and because of your bullshit mistakes, we lost twenty-three brothers, twenty-three, each of them ten thousand times better than a piece of garbage like you...... Damn, aha, you guys made mistakes, I'll take the blame, ha, I'm a person who doesn't know anything except the army......"

Kane said in a deep voice: "I once stood at the pinnacle of honor, and then I was dismissed for the failure of the operation and the massacre of civilians...... Ha, leaving the army, I'm a waste, I don't know anything...... Damn it...... Your mistakes? huh, your mistakes? ha, fuck, mistakes, wonderful mistakes. ”

Kane's fingers tightened and tightened, and he gradually tightened the trigger.

Yi Chen gently patted Kane's shoulder, Kane let out a long breath and slowly let go of his fingers.

Yi Chen squatted down, looked at David who was prostrate on the ground, shook his head and said, "It's really unfortunate, isn't it? This world is so small, and fate is really wonderful, many people and things are always intertwined...... Wonderful destiny ......"

David looked at Yi Chen and cried: "God, I beg you, spare my children, let Alice go, they are innocent...... Please......"

Yi Chen looked at David almost with some curiosity: "Oh my God, you damned, cold-blooded, powerful agent, you love your children and wife like this, what a wonderful feeling...... Huh?"

David finally wept bitterly: "Yes, God, I am not a good man, but please, easy, be merciful, God will not tolerate such a lovely lamb returning to his pasture prematurely." ”

Jester said coldly, "That damn God? he's a wretch, lamb? his lamb deserves to die." ”

David struggled to get up, pointed to Yi Chen's nose and said, "Kill me, please, kill me...... Kill me, please, let them go, okay? Your target is me, not my family, please...... Colonel Kane, you are a commander, are you going to mistreat the family of your captives?"

Kane said indifferently, "I'm just the boss's gunslinger leader now, I'm not a colonel, dear K." ”

Yi Chen took out the revolver he was wearing, which was more decorative than practical, and aimed it at David's forehead. Yi Chen was surprised to find that David had a happy smile on his face, and Yi Chen, who was a little puzzled, slowly pulled the trigger.

Alice, who was crying on the ground with two children in her arms, suddenly rushed up and grabbed Yi Chen's muzzle: "God, please, please, don't kill David, don't kill David, he's a good person, please......"

Yi Chen said sarcastically, "Lady Alice, it seems that you don't know much about your husband's work, huh?"

Alice shook her head repeatedly: "Yes, I don't know, but he loves me, he loves our children, God, God Almighty, near the territory of your earthly agent, should we suffer such a fate?"

Two children who were not very sensible cried and hugged David.

Jester gloated and said, "Ha, God, God is busy loving Mary, where is the time to bless you...... Damn, oh God, God is so old, I doubt he still has some kind of ability...... Of course, maybe he will make a special organ for himself, after all, he created everything. ”

Alice looked at Jester dumbfounded: "Oh my God, you blasphemed God, oh my God, may the Lord forgive you for your sins." ”

Jester said viciously, "Hell, I believe in Satan, so don't put the word God in front of me." ”

Yi Chen looked at David, watched him cry as he hugged his child, his eyes blinked, he didn't know what he was thinking, he slowly put down the gun in his hand with a strange expression, and said in a low voice: "Of course, maybe I'm really a serious businessman, and it's okay to kill an agent, but killing an agent leader may not be what a good citizen like me should do." ”

David looked up sharply and stammered, "Oh my God, what are you talking about, what are you talking about?"

Yi Chen said in that strange tone: "Your children are so cute, yes, they are two cute little babies, you must not have imagined that your children would save your life and that of your colleagues...... But now I'm worried about my life...... You're not going to let me go, are you?"

David and the Roman liaison shook their heads and cursed, "No, no, no, easy, dear easy, how can we deal with you? God, trust us, we won't have any bad ideas for you." ”

Yi Chen said faintly: "so...... Well, let me think, Phil, take Lady Alice and the two kids to the side, I want to ......"

Phil led someone to take Alice and them away, and Alice looked at David in horror, and David gestured to her again and again, signaling that it was okay.

Yi Chen squatted in front of David, gently fiddled with the pistol in his hand, and looked at David with that strange expression and said, "I decided to let you go, maybe because of this decision, I will hurt the hearts of loyal Mr. Kane and his subordinates." ”

Kane shook his head and said, "Boss, all your decisions are correct, I won't have any opinions...... What about you?"

Kane's subordinates shook their heads and said, "We all listen to the boss." ”

Yi Chen showed a hint of a smile: "Then, now is the time to trade...... If Mr. David and this liaison officer can crack a number of serious cases in a short period of time, will they be able to greatly improve their status?"

David looked at Yi Chen nervously, and hurriedly nodded and said: "The original boss has been driven away, and the new boss has not yet come to power. ”

Yi Chen whispered, "I won't hide it from you, your headquarters was done by accidentally throwing a few bombs into it...... So, we have some of your lost confidential documents in our hands, and I looked at them, and many of them are unsightly......"

David's eyes widened and he stammered, "What do you mean ......"

Yi Chen narrowed one eye, pointed at David and said, "If you and this Mr. Liaison Officer, the two of you got some information, and then cracked a terrorist organization and got these documents back, how about this credit?"

David and the liaison officer glanced at each other, and there was a greedy look in their eyes that could not be concealed, and David said nervously: "God, we must be famous, and it will be difficult to improve us." ”

Yi Chen licked his lips and said, "Then, I'll arrange for a few unlucky ghosts to carry the black pot, you go in and kill them, and then search out the information, of course, the information is what you carry with you...... Huh?"

The liaison officer struggled to get up, ran to Yi Chen's side and squatted down, and said cautiously: "However, everything needs to be carefully planned......

Yi Chen smiled: "Look, we thought of going together, huh? Couldn't we make a perfect plan with the efforts of the three of us? Of course...... Are your subordinates reliable? If they don't have a steady mouth, just get rid of them now, I think Mr. David will be happy to do it. ”

Several agents on the ground looked up in horror and looked at the liaison officer and David.

David subconsciously glanced at the revolver in Yi Chen's hand, and showed an inquiring look to the liaison officer.

The liaison officer stared at a few worried agents, bit his lip and said, "They are all my most reliable subordinates, there is no problem, and as long as they participate in our plan, they will have no room to retreat...... Several agents breathed a sigh of relief.

Yi Chen looked at them with strange eyes, nodded and said, "Then, very good, I think if you can solve this case very simply, I'm afraid others won't believe it, so we need a series of substitute ghosts, so that you can start from the small case and slowly pull out those final scapegoats, huh?"

David had a little spirit, nodded and said: "Terrorist organizations need funds and arms, we can find some small cases and report them to the public......

Yi Chen laughed happily: "Then, it's so agreed...... After you two are promoted, you still need to take care of my business, and of course, if you two forget something, I will let you remember it quickly. ”

David and the liaison officer hurriedly swore to heaven that they would never betray Yi Chen, and Yi Chen said to himself: "Also, you swear at the gate of God, be careful that if you really betray me, you will suffer the curse of God...... Don't forget, I told Mr. David that I was a powerful person. I may not be able to fight the whole of England, but I can make your whole family die happily, and of course, before you do, I will let your family go to God's ranch...... The garden called Eden, isn't it?"

David and the two nodded quickly, signaling that they remembered Yi Chen's words.

Yi Chen smiled evilly and said: "Very good, very good, Mr. David, congratulations, you have a pleasant Roman pretence, and you also have a beautiful lady by your side, what an enviable couple, although it is immoral to use public funds for tourism and vacation, but morality is worthless in these years...... I'm going to have to find a way to control the two of you future MIA bigwigs, so we'll see you again today...... Mark my words, and I can kill you at any time...... Ah, I remember something. ”

Yi Chen summoned Gore: "Mr. Gore, sign two cheques for 100,000 pounds each to the two adults, and then ask the two adults to make a receipt each, saying that you have received our payment of five million pounds...... Haha, at least you won't get people to arrest me right away, will you?"

David stood up tremblingly, looking at Yi Chen's arrogant smile, he had only one thought in his heart: "He is the devil, he is the devil......"

After finally threatening the poor agents again, Yi Chen 'escorted' them back to Rome.

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Jester asked Yi Chen a little puzzled: "Boss, why don't you kill them?"

Yi Chen said lightly: "I can't kill those two children...... If I kill David...... I don't want the two little ones to be like me, picking up food in the garbage heap since I was a child, and being caught half dead by a wild cat. ”

Hearing Yi Chen's words, Fei Li and the others were silent, and Fei Li approached gently, gently stroking Yi Chen's forehead.

Yi Chen smiled and said, "Besides, there are two big people covering us in the future, and it will be easier for us to get rich...... Even if they love the British Empire more than they fear us, then we can kill all those who threaten us, right?"

The subordinates nodded slightly, agreeing with Yi Chen's statement......

Yi Chen leaned on Fei Li's body, yawned and said, "Baby, hurry up with your clothes, we are going back to London, London is our nest." ”

Fei Lijiao sneered: "That's not good, I ordered thirty sets of pairs, sixteen pairs of leather shoes, it will take a week to get the goods, play for a week......"

Yi Chen nodded helplessly: "Okay, okay, but talk to Fabio, let's go to Milan, Venice and other cities to play, Rome, isn't it very suitable for a certain gentleman of ours...... I don't want twelve semi-holy knights, a whole bunch of cardinals, and an unfathomable Pope to kill me. Just come back and pick up the goods before leaving......"

Jester was dumbfounded, slumped on the couch, and lit another marijuana......

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