I decided to participate in walking training, but Liu Qiaodong and Wang Shien had not yet voted.

Zao Wou-Ki said solemnly: "Do you know that it takes a lot of hard cultivation to become a genius?!"

Liu Qidong stammered: "This ...... There's nothing wrong with that......"

"Do you know that in order to become stronger, the protagonist will not escape the arduous cultivation?!"

"You're ...... right"

Zao Wou-Ki pointed at Liu Qidong: "Then do you want to play tricks all your life?!"

Liu Qidong struggled to get up from the ground and shouted, "I want to be the protagonist!"

The protagonist is me, hey~ "You don't want to be the protagonist, you are the protagonist!"

The main character is me, hey!

Zao Wou-ki's passionate speech made Liu Qidong become as effective as a Super Saiyan, and the flame of fighting spirit burned majestically.

Liu Qidong shouted to the sky: "I am the protagonist! I am not afraid of difficulties! I also want to participate!"

Well, I don't talk anymore.

Sure enough, as soon as the old fox Zao Wou-Ki came out, Liu Qiaodong, a young boy, was immediately defeated.

Then, Zao Wou-Ki's eyes fell on Wang Shien.

Wang Shien stood up and waved his hand and said, "Don't say it, in short, if it's such a special training, let alone a fairy sister, I won't participate even if I am killed." ”

Zao Wou-Ki didn't speak, and raised his hand towards Lao Wang.

"Lao Wang, your grandson is disobedient. ”

Lao Wang walked over and stood in front of Wang Shien. The old and thin body is as majestic as a mountain, and the eyes staring at Wang Shien are like a dragon staring at a sheep.

Lao Wang said in a deep voice: "If you want to save Xiaowei for me, you must listen to Zhao Xianren's words." ”

Wang Shien's voice was like a mosquito: "Oh......"

has no backbone at all, and it was clearly said earlier that he would not go to death. Could it be that being forced by Lao Wang is more serious than dying? In other words, Lao Wang seems to be too partial to his granddaughter, just like a face that as long as he saves his granddaughter, there is no so-called expression when his grandson dies. It seems that modern times have changed too much, and Lao Wang is deeply influenced by the idea of preference for women over men.

Zao Wou-Ki rolled up the map from the ground and handed me a map.

"Alright, you can go, go early and come back early. ”

We looked at the map in my hand, then at Zao Wou-Ki, and then at the surroundings, and it was empty.

I held up the map and asked Zao Wou-Ki, "That's it?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. ”

Zao Wou-Ki took out a compass from a small cloth bag, handed it to my hand and said, "With this, you are not afraid of getting lost." ”

I glanced at the compass in my palm and threw it away.

"Old man, are you disgusting me? Not to mention that I don't know how to use a compass at all, even if you want to give me a compass, you should buy a more serious one, right?

Zao Wou-Ki spread his hands, his expression was so arrogant that he wanted to beat him up, and said, "You know grandpa, I have always been greedy for money, and it is already very generous to be able to have the heart to go so far to buy a five-cent compass to disgust you." Okay, grandpa will help you, and you can solve the rest of the problems yourself. ”

Liu Qiaodong on the side couldn't help but ask: "What about the luggage and backpacks? We will be there for a few days, and there should be food, drinking water, and tents, right?"

Zao Wou-Ki: "Mu has." ”

Wang Shien: "There are so many mosquitoes and insects on the mountain, at least give the bottle six gods!"

Zao Wou-ki: "Mu You~"

Me: "This ...... Even if I was trying to save Xiaowei, it would be too tragic to starve to death in a barren mountain like this, wouldn'......t it?

Zao Wou-Ki: "Tut-tut, this is to let you go through a difficult environment and unleash your potential. Don't ask, nothing, just a map. ”

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong and I glanced at each other, exchanged some glances from our eyes, and after a while, we instantly rushed towards Zao Wou-ki.

Zao Wou-ki, this old fox is really powerful, he only needs to see us raise our butts to know that we are going to pull the flight. Jump a few meters away in an instant. We threw ourselves into the air, and the three of us bumped into each other and hit the ground in pain.

I raised my face with a lot of grass sticky, and raised my head angrily to stare at Zao Wou-ki: "Your uncle! Do you want to kill us or train us? If you do this, you will definitely die on the mountain, right?!"

Wang Shien raised his head that had become a mess: "No, I will definitely be eaten by mosquitoes and insects when I go up the mountain!"

Liu Qidong cried and mourned: "My mother is still waiting for me to send her to the end, I don't want to die on a barren mountain...... The master and the eldest brother will definitely kill me together and eat my flesh when they are hungry!"

Wang Shien and I each slapped Liu Qiaodong's head.

"Phew!"

Wang Shien: "Who eats your meat? I won't eat your meat even if I starve to death!"

Me: "Why am I partnering with this kid, I'm going to kill both of you and eat your flesh!"

Liu Qidong cried to Zao Wou-ki: "You heard all the Zhao immortals, right? It's not that I don't want to be the protagonist, it's that I will definitely die in a boring event when I go up the mountain!"

Zao Wou-Ki's face was full of helplessness.

"The old man can be regarded as complaining about the immortals, and I can't help it when I meet the three of you at the same time. ”

Jiang Ziya couldn't listen anymore, so he took out a leather whip from his small cloth bag and said to us: "Okay, okay, if it goes on like this, it will be dark and endless, Uncle Ben will go back to brush the dragon cave with his teammates, and if you don't get out, I will whip you a few times." ”

You're welcome, this whip was originally the equipment I used, and then it was replaced with bricks and placed at the head of the bed. As a result, the little ghost saw that this leather whip was quite competent, and it couldn't kill people, so he equipped it and was ready to use it to whip people at any time.

But I think he basically uses it to draw the red lotus, the two of them like to play SM in secret, and often the screams of the red lotus's "pain" come from the basement, which provokes the green calyx girl who lives below and Lu Qiyue before to blush every time.

Recently, the little ghost has become obsessed with online games, and often talks about teaming up and farming monsters. Honglian also went crazy with him, and the two have since lived a happy online life that countless otaku envy. I remember that when he first came, he said that he would use computers to learn knowledge so that he could study the help of modern culture in cultivating truth, but now he has degenerated into this.

However, the coercion of this little ghost is still very strong, and he will do it when he says it. The three of us knew his temperament, and we didn't even wait to stand up, so we hurriedly rolled to the foot of the mountain, for fear of becoming the most backward one, and we would be whipped by Jiang Ziya.

"Finally gone. ”

After saying this, Jiang Ziya took the leather whip back into the small cloth bag, took out the PSV machine, and walked home all the way to play.

Zao Wou-Ki and Lao Wang stood there and watched us roll to the foot of the mountain.

"Young people are really tough to deal with these days, and hopefully they will pass this test. ”

Lao Wang: "Hmm......"

Rolled away for dozens of meters, and the clothes were all wet. Now I can't go back and change things, I can't play anymore.

"Stop. I shouted.

They stopped with Liu Qidong and Wang Shien and stood up with difficulty, this time, Liu Qidong, this kid, doesn't need our help.

The three of them looked at the direction of their home from afar, and their hearts were full of emotion.

Wang Shien: "I'm going to die......"

Me: "Uh-huh......"

Liu Qiaodong: "I miss my mother's ......"

Zao Wou-Ki shouted at us, "Don't come back without taking all the markers!" Grandpa will be beaten to death by your three grandsons!"

It sounded so friendly, but when it was actually heard deeply, it made people feel that even Zao Wou-Ki didn't seem to be joking. It's really terrible, I actually embarked on a road in Huashan, either dead or dead.

After looking at it for a long time, I saw that Zao Wou-Ki and Lao Wang were still staring at us.

I sighed, "Let's go, you can't pick the fruit." ”

The three of them turned around gloomily and walked in the direction of Qingyun Mountain.

The first time I walked with my true qi, it was difficult to walk step by step, and the three of them supported each other before they could barely walk, and they accidentally threw themselves on the ground together and fell painfully. The three of them glanced at each other, and needless to say, the friendship was in silence. A burst of sourness came over the three big men who almost cried.

I can only stand up strong again and walk more carefully.

Suddenly, a big bird flew out of the mountain, flapping its wings and flying into the distance. Looking up to the sky, the voice is sad.

This situation and this scene make people feel sad. I couldn't help but be in a state of poetry, and as I walked, I muffled a small improvised poem.

"The road to cultivating the truth is long, the love of children is long; great ambitions are like clouds, and they are scattered in the blink of an eye; brothers are like brothers and sisters, and they support each other in great difficulties; the future is unknown, and there are thousands of twists and turns......"

Or Xiao Shi felt the pain in Liu Qidong and Wang Shien's hearts, and they both shook their heads helplessly.

But then I became unserious: "There is a mosquito net in front of the bed, there are many insects on the mountain, there is little green food and clothing, there is green for cooking, the rice is fragrant at the door, and there is frozen porridge on the road......"

In this way, the problem comes.

Liu Qidong complained to me: "It's all to blame on the master, if it weren't for the master's lustful spilling of porridge, we would have eaten enough before leaving." ”

I was dissatisfied: "What do you mean by being lustful and spilling porridge? Is that careless? ”

Wang Shien: "I don't eat porridge and want to see the green calyx." ”

I slapped the hand on the back of Wang Shien's shoulder and slapped him on the back of the head, and said angrily: "Qingcao is my harem group, you are not allowed to beat her idea!"

Wang Shien covered the back of his head and said to me angrily: "When did she become your harem group?! Do you dare to say this to them face-to-face? Also, I just think about it......

I slapped him on the back of the head again.

"I can't think about it!"

"Suck - hey, it hurts!"

Liu Qidong said dissatisfiedly: "You guys are planning to include Xiao Lu in the harem, right? No, even if I can't catch Xiao Lu, you can't do this." ”

I let go of my hand and said angrily, "Why not?

"You!"

Wang Shien suddenly pushed me to the ground from behind me and shouted at Liu Qidong: "Beat him!"

Liu Qidong said excitedly: "Okay!"

Oops, carelessness was yin by these two criminals!

Wang Shien lay on my back and grabbed my neck. Liu Qidong was even more ruthless, pressed on my buttocks, picked up a big stone and stuffed it into my chrysanthemum.

Wang Shien: "Let your harem group! Let you have so many beauties around you!"

Liu Qiaodong: "Let you take advantage of Xiaolu! Let you not let me soak Xiaolu!"

I struggled desperately, especially with the chastity of my ass, and tore my throat and shouted, "Stop, you two beasts!"

The two: "Die!

There was a lively fight here, and Zao Wou-Ki and Lao Wang on the opposite side were in a daze. The paper cigarette in Lao Zhao's hand fell to the ground.

The two old men sighed at us in despair.

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