Chapter 33: The Sloppy Taoist
The mountain behind this is really fucking black, and he said that he was reluctant to light a candle, and Ba Jinlun scolded and walked inside.
Mo Yangui in his arms seemed to wake up, tugging at the placket of Ba Jinlun's clothes and muttering, "Why are you so ......cold?"
He patted Mo Yangui's pale little face, hugged her tighter, bent down, and broke into a small Taoist temple.
The Taoist temple was empty, and he vaguely saw a swarthy tunnel entrance on the floor, so he simply carried Mo Yangui into it. This tunnel is so long and winding that I don't know how long it takes, and I feel like I've come to a slightly larger stone house.
Fire Fold...... There is wood in the fire fold, and the poor senior sister is about to freeze to death. He muttered silently, groping around in the stone house.
There seemed to be a stone bed in the middle of the stone house, and he stretched out his arm and touched it, first a tuft of unkempt hair, then a hot, round thing.
"Boy, what are you going to do?"
As soon as the fire lit up in front of him, an old face with a white beard appeared in front of him, and Ba Jinlun was so frightened that he sat on the ground.
This is an old Taoist who can no longer see his age, lying on the stone bed, holding a freshly lit fire fold in one hand, and a big chicken bone flew out with a pop out of his mouth, and a strong smell of wine came to his face.
"Old Bullnose, you're hiding here and it's scary!" he shouted, pointing to the old way.
Lao Dao sat up, and his sloppy robe seemed to have not been washed for many years.
"I? this is my bed, boy, you don't say hello when you enter the door, you just touch the bed, it doesn't make sense. Although the sloppy Taoist looks old, his voice is only like that of a middle-aged man in his forties.
Ba Jinlun didn't bother to talk nonsense with this old Taoist, looking at his appearance, he didn't look like the Wudang master who was in retreat to teach Qingyang Zhenren, maybe he was a miscellaneous Taoist here.
He stretched out his hand to grab the fire fold in the old man's hand, and shouted:
"Even if it's mine, old man, lend me your fire fold, and whether there are candles, my senior sister is dying of cold, so hurry up and warm up. ”
He only felt a flower in his eyes, and he didn't know what means this sloppy Taoist used, and the four corners of the stone house were already lit up by candlelight. He said in his heart, this old way is not simple, is it some kind of predecessor.
It was a one-foot square hut with stone walls on all sides, with only a one-man high tunnel leading to the ground. The room was full of pots and pans, but it was covered with a thick layer of ash, as if it had not been opened for thousands of years. In the center of the stone house is a single stone bed, scattered with scraps such as melon peel and fruit pits, which is simply sloppy and unbearable to look at.
This Dao man stood up from the stone bed, good fellow, I saw that he was burly, his skeleton was extremely large, more than a head taller than Ba Jinlun, and his Taoist robe looked a little tight on his body.
Ba Jinlun hurriedly walked to the candle flame with Mo Yangui in his arms, and looked around for something to ignite the fire, wanting to burn the flame more vigorously.
The sloppy Taoist squatted beside him, looked up and down, and suddenly muttered:
"Hehuan Valley has attacked Wudang Mountain?"
"Cut, you're thinking too much. He replied angrily.
The sloppy Taoist said unrelentingly: "Then why did I go out to forage for food just now, and I saw the descendants of the Hehuan Valley tied up in front of me." That kid has a good heart, and seeing that I am hungry, he panicked and gave me a basket of delicious food under his feet. ”
Cough...... Cough, Ba Jinlun couldn't hold back his laughter and asked, "What about the others?"
"For the sake of that boy's respect for the old and love for the young, I unchained him and let him go. The sloppy Taoist pointed to Mo Yangui, who was angry, "I just ate and drank enough, and I came back to have a good night's sleep, and the two of you are here again." ”
"We're ...... by the bulls. Well, the Taoist priests rushed over like bugs, but they didn't mean to come over and disturb your old man's dream......" For the sake of this old Taoist letting Lao Wang go, Ba Jinlun pondered to give people some face.
"A cow's nose is a cow's nose, needless to say it's so good!" said the sloppy Daoist angrily, "I don't know what those guys are doing in the past two days, and the fireworkers in the kitchen are not good at cooking, so I can't eat hot food for three days." ”
Ba Jinlun was not in the mood to deal with this old way, he rubbed his hands, and concentrated on burning the fire vigorously, seeing Mo Yangui's cold body, there was a trace of warmth.
"Huh, the person who just performed the blissful ** bell in front, could it be this little girl?" the sloppy Taoist suddenly pointed at Mo Yan with a curious face.
"That is, as soon as my senior sister made a move, hundreds of Taoist priests immediately rushed to the street, and what Wudang's 'three and four clouds' were all wiped out under my senior sister's skirt. ”
The sloppy Taoist stretched out his thumb and said: "There is a kind, for more than 100 years since the establishment of the Wudang faction, this little girl is the first person who dares to perform this magic skill in Wudang Mountain." ”
Then, the old man shook his head with a sigh:
"However, with the body of a virgin to perform the Bliss ** Bell, I don't know if her master mistook people's children, or if this girl is missing a root in her head...... In short, it's a pity, it's a pity...... Boy, clean up this girl, it won't last two hours......"
Ba Jinlun grabbed the sloppy Taoist by the collar, and sprayed the old man's saliva in a hurry:
"What do you mean, old fellow?"
"Hmm...... Don't you know?Bliss ** bell this magic skill from the Western Regions Tantra, originally for the worship of the Buddha of Joy Tantric disciples, and the woman cohesion created, if you want to promote the magic power, you need the practitioner's physique Yin and Yang to reconcile, this girl with a virgin body forcibly urge Bliss ** bell, will inevitably vomit blood in a short period of time, blood depletion and death. ”
He looked down at Mo Yangui, who was like gold paper in his arms, and hurriedly pressed his palm on her acupoint, silently thinking in his heart, hurry, senior sister, don't be afraid, I am also a virgin, and I will be able to save your life.
He was about to send his true qi into Mo Yangui's body, when the sloppy Taoist suddenly shrugged his eyebrows and said in surprise: "I didn't expect that the two of you still have a double cultivation relationship." After that, with a wave of his long sleeves, he forcibly shook the palm of his hand that was pressed on Mo Yangui's chest.
"Nonsense, since she is your double cultivation partner, how can you not know that she is a pure yin body. Every time you run the double cultivation exercises, the yang energy enters her body by one point, and her longevity is reduced by one point, but you benefit from her Xuantian yin qi, yin and yang are blended, and the increase in skill is ten times better than that of ordinary people's double cultivation. ”
"What's more, she forcibly triggered the Bliss ** Bell, at this moment, the whole body is being counterattacked, and there is no defense, your yang energy has passed, and she is only afraid that she will die immediately. ”
Ba Jinlun's hand slipped weakly from Mo Yangui's body, and his brain was buzzing. How...... How so. Senior sister, senior sister, how big a pit you dug for me to jump, I don't believe it, you don't know that your physique can't be cultivated with others, and you don't believe that your master didn't tell you that this flower bell is not something you can play now......
Seeing that the corners of Mo Yangui's mouth were overflowing with a mouthful of blood, he struggled to walk to the sloppy Taoist on his knees, and kowtowed to the sloppy Taoist with a bang:
"Old fairy, please save my senior sister......" tears rolled in his eyes.
The sloppy Taoist avoided his big gift, "Boy, I'm just a miscellaneous Taoist in Wudang Mountain who is too old to walk, but I'm not so capable." ”
Suddenly, a small hand gently pulled the corner of his clothes, and I saw Mo Yangui's eyes half-open, his eyes were full of determination, and he spit out words with difficulty on his bloodless lips: "No...... Yes, let's ...... No...... Beg him ......"
"No, I don't want to watch you die, I can't stand such a great favor from you. If you die, I will miss you every day in this life, dream of you every night, and I can't pretend to be another woman in my heart, what kind of generation of lewd thieves will I be!" Tears finally flowed uncontrollably into the corners of his mouth, so bitter, so astringent......
Mo Yangui smiled lightly and said in a weak voice, "I begged for it...... What is so rare, fate...... What you don't give to me is not my ...... after all."
Ba Jinlun grabbed the sloppy Taoist and kowtowed: "Old fairy, don't listen to her nonsense, please save my senior sister!"