Two hundred and ninety-eight times: the county order dreams two little ghosts

The two jailers stuck out their tongues and were scared and didn't dare to respond, but at this time, there was the sound of the county magistrate snoring and falling asleep, and the two jailers knew that the county magistrate might be led by their shouts to talk in a dream, and they were afraid that they would be shocked by the county magistrate's good dreams and let the county magistrate blame, so they had to stick out their tongues to each other, look at each other, Zhang Wudao: "Hu San, let's go, go back, don't let us sleep well and go to trouble ourselves." ”

Hu San said: "Who said it wasn't? Go, go back to sleep." ”

So the two jailers came back to sleep, and when they woke up until dawn, they saw Lan Caihe still crying there, Zhang Wudao: "It seems that we have been crying all night, and we will go to report to the county master now." ”

As soon as the county commander woke up at dawn, he lazily stretched out his arms and legs, got up, sighed, and said: "Last night, I had a good dream, I dreamed that two little ghosts chirping and shouting that Lan Xiaowu was dead, wait for me to see if Lan Xiaowu is really dead or fake, can't he be really dead? ”

So, he lazily put on his clothes, got out of bed, lazy his waist again, and walked out with a sound of "hey-yell", but as soon as he went out, he saw two jailers running upside down. Before the two jailers could run to him, they saw Zhang Wu and couldn't wait and shouted, "Mrs., Mrs. - Master, Lan Xiaowu is dead." ”

Hu San saw that Zhang Wu shouted first, so he said angrily: "This time you will also shout first." ”

Zhang Wudao: "You shouted first last night, and today it will be my turn to shout first, which is called a one-to-one draw." ”

With that, the two of them ran to him, and they all hurriedly stood in front of the county order, and Hu San hurriedly said: "Master, Lan Xiaowu, Lan Xiaowu is dead." ”

The county magistrate said, "What? Is Lan Xiaowu dead?"

Hu San said: "Yes, master, that's right, it's Lan Xiaowu who died." ”

The county commander suddenly smiled and said: "Will there be such a coincidence? I only dreamed last night that there were two little ghosts who seemed to be chirping outside the door, and a little ghost suddenly shouted that Lan Xiaowu was dead, but it turned out that he was really dead, and God was really helping me, let me ask you, is Lan Xiaowu really dead?"

Zhang Wudao: "Yes, yes, yes, it's the master, it's really dead." ”

The master suddenly said angrily: "Who do you say is really dead?"

Zhang Wu suddenly realized that he hadn't said it first, so he hurriedly said in fright: "Mrs., Mrs., Mrs. - Master." The following words were even more frightened, and hurriedly didn't say it, and the county order said angrily: "You were saying that I was dead? You are so bold, you think you are impatient to live freely, don't you?" Zhang Wujian said and hurriedly said in fright: "No, no, no, no, no, yes, I mean Lan Xiaowu is dead." ”

The county commander glared at Zhang Wu fiercely, and then he controlled his anger and said, "This is about the same." As he spoke, he was afraid that Zhang Wu would panic again, and hurriedly said: "Is this true? Is it true that Lan Xiaowu is dead? What about Lan Caihe? Is he dead?"

Zhang Wudao: "It's not yetβ€”dead." ”

The county magistrate said: "It's so boring, why didn't he die with him? There are two little ghosts, how can he only catch one of them? It seems that one of the two little ghosts last night played tricks, if one of them didn't play tricks, even Lan Caihe would be arrested together." ”

When Hu San saw that the grandfather said this, he thought that the time had come to take revenge on Zhang Wu, so he hurriedly said: "Master, there is a trick who has played a trick and said that it is a piece of shouting, but Zhang Wu didn't shout, only let me shout alone." ”

The county magistrate looked at Hu San and then at Zhang Wu, who looked inexplicable, and said slowly: "What? What did you say? Could it be that those two little ghosts were chirping, were you two? How did you two become little ghosts? I clearly dreamed that they were two little ghosts. ”

Hu San hurriedly said: "Master, the two of me are not little ghosts, it is me and Zhang Wu." ”

The master said: "This is strange, I clearly dreamed that it was two little ghosts, but how could it be the two of you again? It seems that this is the will of heaven, so that the two of you have become little ghosts, and I want to let Lan Xiaowu's father and son die, but there is another little ghost who doesn't shout, so one of them died, this little ghost is really hateful." So saying, he cried out, "Come." ”

So, a servant ran over early and said, "Master, what do you command?" ”

The county order said: "Give me a heavy twenty board for this little devil." ”

The official said inexplicably: "Master, that little ghost?"

The county ordered: "Give me 20 boards for Zhang Wu, who doesn't shout, I have to beat his stammer, I let him not shout when he should shout, shout when he shouldn't, dare to shout that I'm dead, I'll let him see who is dead." ”

Hu Sanyi couldn't help but be happy in his heart, and felt relieved at this time, so he happily flattered the county order and said: "The master really knows right from wrong, and the mirror hangs high." ”

The county commander said: "You are right, you are right, Zhang Wu is juggling, why don't you shout for him all at once? If you shout for him, won't two die at once?"

Hu San was asked and hurriedly said: "Master, I am ready to shout again, I am ready to shout again, but Zhang Wu will not let me do it." ”

The county ordered: "Add Zhang Wu and twenty boards to me." ”

I heard the official say, "Yes, master." ”

So, I heard Zhang Wu's screams on the board, and the stammering sound was louder and louder. Listening to this voice, Hu San felt too happy, too relieved, and said in his heart: "I'll let you make yourself smart all day long, and when it comes to the critical time, I'm not ambiguous." ”

But at this time, the county magistrate said again: "Wait for tonight, you will continue to shout, go and shout like this again, I will dream again, and shout Lan Caihe to death like this again, do you understand?"

When Hu San arrived at this time, he suddenly realized that the county order was confused about what he was going to do, so he broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Does the master really want Lan Caihe to die?"

The county order said: "It's not that I let him die, isn't this the heavens letting him die? Isn't it that you will die if you shout? You shout again tonight, I want to hear it again, I want to dream again at night, I want to hear it, tomorrow morning, Lan Caihe was shouted to death by the little ghost, do you understand? If you can't do it tonight, you go to see Zhang Wu, and you will be hit with a double board that beats Zhang Wu, eighty big boards, do you know? The board crippled you, you jailer don't do it, go back to your home, do whatever you like, do you understand?"

Hu San's face was sweating, gritting his teeth, and his body was trembling with fright: "Master, I understand, tomorrow morning, you will definitely hear Lan Caihe being called to the underworld by the little ghost, and you will definitely see the result of Lan Caihe's death." ”

The county commander smiled, nodded slightly, and said, "Go ahead, remember it for me, there can't be the slightest mistake, there is no mistake, there is a mistake, I want your life." ”

Hu San said: "Yes, master, please rest assured, Lan Caihe will not live tomorrow"

The county ordered: "Go ahead." ”

Hu San said: "Yes, master, you can just take a look." "With that, I went.