Chapter 13: Returning Home
Shangyuan, who saw the earthworm, was extremely excited, and he screamed the name of the earthworm while excitedly turning in circles.
"Ahhh......hhh Earthworm, I finally see you again, and you want to kill me."
Shang Yuan said as he kissed the earthworm.
The excited Shangyuan didn't notice that the earthworm's face had changed, and he still circled excitedly. If it weren't an earthworm in front of you, it was a girl. There must be pink bubbles all around.
In this ambiguous scene, the earthworm finally couldn't help it.
He took a bite of Shangyuan and yelled at Shangyuan angrily: "Dandan, you brute, why kiss me!!
Shangyuan was a little confused, looked at the earthworm suspiciously, and said, "Did I kiss you?"
"Oh, isn't it just a kiss on you, are you angry? Or you can kiss me and come back. ”
Shang Yuan pouted as he spoke.
Looking at Shangyuan who pouted, the earthworm couldn't stop being disgusted. But because he hadn't eaten for a long time, he couldn't throw up.
The earthworm held back the sour water in its stomach and bit it fiercely into the earthworm's nose.
Yes...... Shang Yuan's screams rang out in the woods.
Looking at the red mark on the tip of Shangyuan's nose, the earthworm felt very satisfied.
Just as the earthworm admired his masterpiece, he saw tears in Shang Yuan's eyes.
The earthworm panicked a little. I didn't take a heavy mouth, why did it hurt like this.
He hurriedly comforted Shang Yuan, "Shang Yuan, did I bite you?"
"Nope".
"Ah, then why are you crying?" the earthworm didn't understand.
"Earthworm...... Earthworm, don't you like me?" asked Shang Yuan, twitching.
"Hello...... Huan".
"Since you like me, why don't you kiss me and don't let me kiss you. ”
The earthworm is completely blinded, and this kid is too stupid.
In view of the fact that Shangyuan has been very stupid, the earthworm explained to him: "Dandan, we are both men, and men are not allowed to kiss men, you know?"
Looking at the earthworm with a serious speech, Shangyuan still didn't give up: "But, I like you, can't I kiss you?"
The earthworm broke down, oh my god, how am I going to explain this to this idiot.
Looking at the earthworm's helpless appearance, Shangyuan was even more confused: "Am I not right?"
No, super wrong, the earthworm roared in his heart. But he couldn't explain it. So he could only helplessly say to Shangyuan: "I can't explain this matter to you, and when you meet the girl in the future, you will know."
"Now, let's go home, everyone should be in a hurry."
With the earthworm to show the way, the two of them quickly returned to the Misty Valley.
As soon as I entered the valley, I heard someone shouting: "Dandan and earthworm are back, Dandan and earthworm are back." ”
Hearing the shouting, everyone hurried to the valley mouth, and everyone was surprised to see the intact Shangyuan and earthworms.
Someone asked, "Dandan, did you two go to a human village?"
"Yes, yes". Shang Yuan replied.
"That'...... Are humans horrible? Didn't they arrest you?"
Shangyuan couldn't help but think of Lao Wang and his wife. When I went out this time, not only did I not see the heinous human beings that everyone said, but I met a kind couple.
Not only did they cook for him, but they also gave him a packet of rapeseeds. Although he didn't dare to reveal his identity in the end, he also sneaked away.
However, humans do not seem to be as terrifying as they are rumored.
Thinking like this, Shangyuan said: "Actually, humans are very friendly, as long as you don't hurt them, they won't hurt you. ”
"This time I went to a human village and met a very kind couple. They thought I was someone's stupid son who had been lost, but not only did they not dislike me, but they also cooked for me. ”
Thinking of the meal cooked by Lao Wang's daughter-in-law, Shangyuan's saliva flowed out again. The food cooked by Lao Wang's daughter-in-law is really delicious. In the future, I will also find a daughter-in-law who is so good at cooking and cook for me every day.
Shangyuan, who was immersed in fantasy, didn't hear everyone's anxious calls at all.
A little book to read: "And then, Dandan, how did you escape?" ”
Speaking of which, Shangyuan was a little embarrassed, after all, he was a pee, oh no, it was. It's a bit unpleasant to say.
But Shangyuan would not lie, so he blushed with a tomato face and said to the people below who were looking forward to the answer: "I...... I said I'm going to and ran out. ”
Burst...... The earthworm was the first to laugh very unkindly. Then everyone in the room burst into laughter.
Hahahahaha......
"Shangyuan, you're too funny, aren't you? ”
There are even a few who are excessive, and the laughter is already rolling on the ground.
Shangyuan knew that this was not a decent reason. I didn't want to say it, but I couldn't resist the little eyes that everyone was expecting, so I had to make a move.
It's funny, but it's not so exaggerated.
Shangyuan secretly slandered in his stomach.
Earthworms, in particular, laugh the most. Hmph, see how I clean him up later.
After laughing for a while, the earthworm's mood gradually calmed down. His eyes were already bursting with laughter, and the muscles of his face were slightly sour from the strength of the laughter.
He moved his somewhat sore face and asked Shang Yuan, "Why didn't you tell me that you ran out like this, I thought you used some clever trick to deceive those humans." ”
Seeing that everyone was laughing, Shangyuan was very unhappy, and when the earthworm asked, he was even more unhappy.
"You didn't ask me, you didn't pay much attention to me all the way. As long as I have spoken to you, you can tell me, don't talk, hurry up. ”
The earthworm thought about it, and it seemed to be.
However, it was not all because the wounded man kissed him inexplicably. He didn't know how to explain this matter to Shangyuan for a while, so he was very depressed, so he didn't talk to Shangyuan much along the way.
I thought so, but I couldn't say that this caused secondary damage to Shangyuan, so the earthworm said: "Ah, I was in a hurry and forgot about it, but it's good for you to come back." ”
But now that you're back, what about your cabbage seeds?
After listening to the earthworm's explanation, Shangyuan's mood was a little better. He reached into his arms and touched ...... Touch...... Touch......
Then he turned his head and said to the earthworm in despair, "My cabbage seed is gone." ”