Chapter 054: Toilet Trickery

"Let's go!" I said angrily, wearing boxers and walking out of the bedroom with the fat man, anyway, it was night, and I was not afraid of girls peeping.

"You go ahead, I'm afraid. "If it weren't for this guy bringing a handle, I doubt he'd be a woman!

I was not in the mood to talk to the fat man, so I walked to the toilet.

Although there was a light in the hallway, it was still a little dim, and the fat man grabbed my arm and looked around.

"It's time to get there, let's go in and pee!" pushed the fat man's arm away, pointed to the toilet, and said angrily.

The fat man shook his head: "You come with me!"

"Lao Tzu doesn't have the intention of urinating, you are verbose j8!" directly pushed the fat man into the toilet, the fat man glanced at me resentfully, and then walked into the toilet with a cower.

Leaning against the door, waiting for the fat man to come out.

"Summer, is it still there?" shouted the fat man less than a few seconds after entering.

"Where are you?" I said lightly.

After a while, the fat man spoke again: "Are you still there?"

"Holy!" I was getting impatient this time, did he have to talk to me like this all the time to feel at ease?

The fat man ran out while lifting his pants: "Mom, it's too dark inside, it scares me to death." ”

"Aren't there voice-activated lights?" I said as I walked back.

The fat man hurriedly followed: "The light is broken, or I'll come by myself." ”

"Oh......" I didn't say anything, if he dared to go to the toilet alone, I would smash the egg!

When I was about to get to the dormitory, the fat man suddenly grabbed me, and said tremblingly: "Summer, summer, what do you see in front of you?"

"Is there anything up ahead?" I looked up, and a figure was staggering over, startled by the light behind me.

"You...... ......" the figure suddenly made a hoarse voice.

"Hell!" The fat man heard the shadow speak, and he fainted directly, and I also felt that the situation was not quite right, and secretly ran the true qi, since there are monsters, it is not impossible to come out with a ghost or something.

I was about to make a move, but the figure coughed twice and spat out: "Damn!

The tense nerves were relaxed all of a sudden, and although the voice was still relatively hoarse, it could be heard that it was Zhang Yu's voice.

"Damn, why did you kid come out too?" I asked, confused.

Zhang Yu raised the water glass in his hand: "I smoke too much, I get angry, my throat hurts, I am too thirsty, so I want to get some water in the toilet to drink." He looked at the fat man lying on the ground: "I was about to say hello, who knew that this kid would faint, he was too small!"

"Don't drink water yet, let's carry the fat man back with me first!" I smiled helplessly, who knew it would come like this!

and Zhang Yu put the fat man in the bedroom, and Zhang Yu hurriedly said: "No, my throat is too dry, drink some water." ”

"Wait a minute, I suddenly want to squat in the pit!" pulled some toilet paper and said to Zhang Yu, I don't know why, this time I went to the dormitory, I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, and when I saw Zhang Yu also going, we went together.

The voice-activated light in the toilet is really pregnant, no wonder the fat man keeps talking inside, Zhang Yu fetched water, and left, leaving me alone in the toilet.

It's really a bit scary, I shook my head, turned on my phone, and read the novel.

"Drop!" the sound of water dripping on the ground kept ringing in my ears, and I always had the feeling that this droplet wasn't going to fucking drop on me, would it?

The boys' dormitory is a building, with six floors and a toilet on each side, so these droplets were created by the buddies upstairs, so if they drip on my body, I would be stupid.

But if it's dirty, you can't see a drop of water, so you can only be worried.

"Dude, do you have any paper?" The novel was reading vigorously, when suddenly a hoarse voice came, and I jumped, but no one came in just now, was it too dark, didn't I see it? But there must be a voice, right?

No, when did I become as timid as a fat man, I looked at the toilet paper in my hand, it was not too little, so I pulled a little bit and handed it over: "I don't have much paper here, you can make do with it." ”

"Thank you!" said a pale hand and took the paper, but it was impossible to see what the man looked like because of the board.

The white hands are a little scary, and there is almost no blood, but thinking about the ghost, this thing shouldn't squat, let alone be so hygienic, so I didn't think much about it.

"Dude, can you play with your phone?" At this time, the person next door spoke again, and I was anxious: "What am I going to play with my phone?"

"I've been squatting here for more than ten years, and it's boring......" The man's tone suddenly became gloomy.

Now I was a little annoyed, and if my mother didn't lend him his phone, he wanted to scare me, scolding and saying, "Who the hell are you scared! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu gave you a kick in the past!"

"You're the first one to dare to give me paper, and those boys ran away without even lifting their pants when they heard my voice......" The man's voice continued in an eerie tone, but this time there was a little more cold in his voice.

I didn't want to deal with this idiot, so I wiped my ass and stood up, who knew that the kid continued: "I didn't want to kill you, but now I can't blame me!"

Damn, this kid really loves cosplay, and wanted to kill me, so I kicked the door open, walked outside, and said, "You mb come out!"

This kid is really fucking untouching, kindly give him paper, but he is so scared of Lao Tzu, he would have thrown a handful of shit at him if he knew it, and see who was disgusting.

"I can't get out, you open ......," the man said faintly.

Hearing this, I laughed: "What the hell do you think Lao Tzu is a fool?" Maybe as soon as I open the door, this kid will give me a kick directly, besides, such a little buddy, he can't open it?

"Don't you dare to open it, are you afraid that I will go out and kill you?" The man continued to provoke, I forcibly suppressed my anger and walked out, I didn't have time to be angry with this idler.

"You're still scared, coward......" The man's tone was full of disdain, I couldn't fucking figure it out, Chen Tianxiang had a bad mouth, one was drunk, and the other was that his father was the principal, this guy was a pure fool!

If I don't beat him, I'm so sorry for the audience.

"You kid really owe a beating, if I don't beat you up today, I won't believe Xia!" scolded and walked to the door of the toilet where he was, stretched out his hand to open the door, I just held the handle, but Mei'er's voice suddenly came: "Summer, don't open it!" Mei'er's tone was very urgent, could it be that there were really no people staying in this toilet? Thinking of this, my whole person shuddered.

However, Mei'er's voice was still a step late, and the kid's door had already been half opened by me.