One hundred and thirty-four times: The stupid brother saves people by mistake as a matchmaker
The big black man said, "Brother-in-law, what do you call me?" Don't be so polite, it's almost a family, you just call me brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you hold my neck with your hand, see how I turn around and clean up this flying sage first, and then let him hate it so much, and divide my brother-in-law's five horses, I don't have the kung fu to save people and worry about him, he still dares to chase, if my uncle and brother come one step late, brother-in-law, you will be divided by his five horses and lose your life, it will hurt my sister to be widowed for the rest of her life, let alone give me a male nephew, brother-in-law, you have to hold it down, I want to turn back.”
After speaking, he flipped upward, a somersault, and saw that the Flying Sage had come to the front, so at the same time, he "swished and swished" and sent out five darts, shining on the head, heart, lower abdomen, and two shoulders of the Flying Sage, shooting a burst of cold light, and the darts flew towards the Flying Sage. The Flying Sage saw it, and hurriedly used his skills, and the five darts all avoided flying to both sides, and at the same time, the Flying Sage had another somersault, so he waved a double whip at the big black man, and wanted to knock the two into the air like beating the two people, but how could the big black man he met today be comparable to the two skills? So as soon as the big black man saw the Flying Sage rushing over, he hurriedly fought again, but because he was carrying Hong Yunxiu on his back and it was inconvenient to fight, and he came in a hurry, he didn't bring a weapon in his hand, only brought ten darts for self-defense, and he was finished at this time, so he had to come up with his bare hands to fight the two whips of the Flying Sage, so he knew that he couldn't collide with the steel whip of the Flying Sage, so he thought of changing the way to break off the Flying Sage who made him feel very annoying.
And the flying sage, a somersault is also very brave, one of his somersaults rushed forward even faster, to immediately put the other party to death in the heart of the slightest ambiguity, I saw him waving a double whip, rushing forward more fiercely, fierce like an arrow like a fast method, but the big black man's somersault, and let the flying sage feel unexpectedly like a flutter in the air, did not feel anything, the big black man dodged his double whip, the flying sage heard the wind above him in an instant and felt bad, so he hurriedly rushed forward and bent his head forward, but suddenly the big black man grabbed his legs like catching a tiger, so, The Flying Sage suddenly felt bad, but before he could react, he had to let out a heart-piercing roar in pain, and after listening to the Flying Sage's heart-rending scream, the big black man broke the two legs of the Flying Sage and twisted them in his hand, took one leg in one hand, and shouted: "I'll let you chase after you again, I'll use your two legs as a double whip." But at this moment, look at the flying sage, because he was broken by the big black man, his legs were broken by the big black man, and the two calves were twisted away by the big black man, and he couldn't use his strength anymore, so he screamed, and he couldn't support it in the air, and he screamed, fell to the ground, fell to the ground, and fell to a stone all of a sudden, and suddenly the scream broke all of a sudden, and after his body fell to the stone, he was suddenly rolled to the ground by inertial force, and then he was motionless, died, and fell to death on the spot. Poor, this Flying Sage, once known for his Demon Dao Yin Stick Snitch, but today finally because he can fly to the sky, and his virtue, he finally ended his life tragically, died in the hands of the big black man, and became a ghost who has no legs, in this case, I don't know how he will go to the Hades Palace to report again? In this case, he can't fly anymore, and it seems that he can't fly, so he can only use his remaining two arms as legs to crawl to the king of Hades to report, and this is the fate of this demon thief.
Besides, the big black man broke the legs of the Flying Sage in an instant, and saw that the Flying Sage fell to death, Hong Yunxiu knew that this was a master, and couldn't help but admire this master in his heart, and admired the skills of this master very much, knowing that this person was so ruthless to the people of the Demon Dao, and knew that this person was definitely not the flow of the Demon Dao. Seeing this big black man, he stopped in the air and saw that the Flying Great Sage was dead, and said: "Since he is already a dead man, what am I doing with his two dead man's legs? Give them back to him?" So, he threw his legs at once, and said: "Brother-in-law, he didn't scare you just now, did he? I'm afraid that if he hurts you all at once, so I will be a little more ruthless to him, since I can break the tiger's legs so that the tiger can't move, I can also break his legs, so he can't move, the tiger is on the ground, and he is in the air, so he has to be thrown to death, this is called deserved, who let him come to hurt you? Who told him to chase him? so that I can see how he is doing, isn't it? I don't want to look, let's go, let's go, I said I'm going to save you, my sister is still waiting for you at home, I can't wait now, let's hurry home, you go and meet? Brother-in-law, how long have you not seen each other? Where did you meet before? Why didn't I know? When did you decide? Why didn't you let me know about such a big thing? If it weren't for your eldest brother hearing that you were captured by the devil today, you wouldn't even have your life, so what a pity you say, a beautiful man like my brother-in-law was killed by them like this, even I can't bear it, let alone my sister, she can't even think about living even more if she can cry. ”
These words of the big black man made Hong Yunxiu's heart even more strange: When did he make a marriage with his sister? Seeing that this person looks so ugly, how can his sister look so good?
But at this time, I heard the big black man say again: "Brother-in-law, don't look at me so ugly, just think that my sister is so ugly, in fact, my sister is so good-looking, beautiful, just like a beauty in the world, a fairy from the sky, but different from me, like brother-in-law, you look so good-looking, you should match my sister, you can take a fancy to my sister, my sister can take a fancy to you, it is enough to say that you both look at each other beautiful, right?"
His words made Hong Yunxiu feel even more strange in his heart, and Hong Yunxiu said in his heart: "He must have recognized the wrong person, this must be a misunderstanding." So, he said: "Haojie, you must have recognized the wrong person, I am not your brother-in-law, Haojie, I thank you for saving me today." ”
The big black man said: "Nonsense, you are not my brother-in-law, I can save you? Don't be modest, don't lie to me, you and my sister are decided, and you have to hide it from me, is it my sister who asked you to deliberately hide it from me? Don't worry, that was before, she doesn't hide it from me now, and she has asked me to pick you up for more than half a month." ”
Hong Yunxiu said: "Haojie, in this way, you have even recognized the wrong person." ”
The big black man said: "No, you say, you are not from the west, right?"
Hong Yunxiu said: "Yes, I am from the west. ”
The big black man said, "Are you a general?"
Hong Yunxiu said: "I have led the army, but my army has been captured by the Demon Dao and has been taken away from the mountain. ”
The big black man said: "That's right, you are from the west, and you are a general, and you look so beautiful, all of this is the same as what my sister said, there is nothing wrong, you don't look at me stupidly, like a biao, and you want to make fun of me, right?"
Hong Yunxiu said: "Haojie, no, this marriage is a big deal, not a child's play, not sloppy, let alone a joke, I dare to joke with Haojie." ”
The big black man said: "I don't care about this, I asked my sister to confess, is it that you are just busy with the war, and you have forgotten my sister a long time ago, right? Otherwise, how could I have waited for so many days? You didn't come, you didn't come to us, but you postponed it and asked me to go up the mountain to catch a tiger for you to eat, and you came again, and you were caught away from the mountain." ”
Hong Yunxiu said: "Haojie, don't get me wrong, I dare to forget, this is indeed a misunderstanding." ”
The big black man said: "That's right, as long as you don't dare to forget us, it's right, as long as you don't forget my sister in your heart, it's better than anything, I don't misunderstand you, I know that you are a general and very busy, and sometimes you can't spare time to come." It's coming, I'm going to take a break, and I've been damn caught by the bastards who turned away from the mountain. Brother-in-law, I'm late to pick you up, don't get me wrong, don't blame me, this is all to delay the tiger, I want to go up the mountain to catch the tiger, I want you to come here, you can eat fresh tiger meat, but I went up the mountain to find the tiger for three days, today I finally found two, I got back a live one, I also broke it back, and you can eat fresh tiger meat after returning home today. ”
The more Hong Yunxiu listened, the more he wondered, and said in his heart: "Anyway, I can't understand it with him, why don't I see his sister and then explain it, will his sister be like this?" But seeing that this person has such good skills, I can't help but want to ask who this person is and where it comes from, so he said: "Haojie, I don't know Haojie's name, I will repay Haojie for saving his life in the future." ”
The big black man said: "You see, you see, they are almost a family, and they still say such things, what to repay or not, too, brother-in-law, the two of us have never met, maybe my sister didn't tell you what my name is, right? Brother-in-law, let me tell you, my name is Bai Renjie, and my sister's name is Bai Jin'e, isn't my sister embarrassed to tell you? I'll tell you first, isn't it still your eldest brother, okay?
Bai Renjie's words made Hong Yunxiu even more puzzled when he heard it, but in a blink of an eye, the two were talking, and they arrived at a village, and Bai Renjie suddenly carried Hong Yunxiu on his back and fell into the patio of a house. As soon as it fell, Bai Renjie shouted loudly and happily: "Sister, come out and see, I'll give you my brother-in-law, no, I'll save your son-in-law and carry it back, he really looks like a talent, no wonder you can take care of it, and you're still waiting for him." ”