Chapter 254: Huang Chong, Yellow Worm?
Chapter 254: Huang Chong, Yellow Worm?
After taking a nostalgic glance at the misty hot springs in the depths of Taoyuan City, Wu Regret immediately walked inside, in the direction of Forget Worry Valley, which was the final destination of this trip without regrets.
Although I admired the beauty here, but what is the purpose of this trip, I didn't forget it, my bed was put away early, and I took out the dragon sword, the sword flew fairy, and quickly went towards the valley of forgetfulness in the distance, the valley of forgetfulness is not very far from here, that is, a distance of dozens of miles, and it can be reached in an instant, and after a while, I arrived at the door of this valley of forgetting.
But at this time, there are people who don't abide by the unspoken rules, which makes people a little depressed, so no regrets are also a little curious, no regrets think that in this heavenly realm where everyone is like a tiger and wolf, they dare to live alone with such a wide open door, and write such a large banner to tell others their location, such a person is either a peerless master or a peerless fool, but in the end, no regrets still regard the other party as a peerless master, because no regrets do not believe that a peerless fool can make Li Baiyun send his own personal disciples to come here to scold.
This forget the valley, the valley is like its name, into its forget the worries, surrounded by clouds and mist as if in a fairyland, the water flow is clear, the spring water is surging, the flowers and trees are everywhere, the crisp green green bamboo is spread all over the valley, from time to time you can hear the sound of birds chirping, let people forget all the troubles immersed in this comfortable atmosphere, a bamboo house built of green bamboo in the center, there is nothing else to grow, the road paved with stones goes directly to the bamboo house, there are no birds and beasts outside, it looks like a paradise, with a clear lake behind the bamboo house is quiet and peaceful。
"Is there anyone? Junior, Jun Wuregret came to pay a visit!" Wuregret bowed respectfully to the bamboo house and then said aloud, and when he spoke, Wuregret also looked inside, as if he was scanning the house, wanting to see who the master in this house was actually asking Li Daxian to send himself to greet his wife in person.
But it's a pity that no one answered after waiting for a long time, which made Wu regret a little angry, and glanced at the bamboo house in front of him, Wu regret shouted to the bamboo house in front of him again: "Excuse me, is there anyone? ”
But it's a pity that no one answered at this time, no regrets stood up straight and walked towards the house in front of him, slowly came to the bamboo house, wanted to knock on the door and push the door in, at this time suddenly a flash of light passed in the sky, and then the bamboo house in front of him was broken, and after a loud bang, the bamboo house became a pile of ruins, and then a gray figure climbed up from the ground, and a coquettish shout came from the sky far away: "Huang Chong, if you dare to come again in the future, I will definitely kill you!"
Seeing such a scene, Wu Regret was stunned at first, looking at the few people in front of him who were familiar with the road waved their hands to tidy up the broken scene here, and then instantly built a brand new bamboo house, and knew that the empty man in front of him was the owner of the Valley of Forgotten Worries, although he couldn't see the appearance clearly, but judging from the energy he occasionally exuded just now, this person must be a senior master, I don't know who came from that coquettish voice, I don't know who came from it, and I don't know who came from it, and I don't feel sorry for it, it is at least three hundred miles away, and listening to the momentum of the voice and the energy emitted, it must be a peerless immortal-level master, and a character who can be disgraced but unharmed under a peerless immortal-level master is definitely a peerless immortal-level existence, otherwise, if it is changed to the immortal emperor level, even if it is the peak of the immortal emperor, it can be killed just by probing his fingers.
Look at this grizzled person, who was beaten as if his mother couldn't recognize him, but in fact, these are just skin injuries, the dust on his body and the puffiness on his face, if this one is willing, he can recover with a wave of his hand, but this one didn't do it, but this can't be an excuse to doubt the strength of others, being able to be beaten and thrown out uninjured under the hands of the Absolute Immortal is enough to prove the strength of the other party, not to mention that listening to that tone, I also know that this is obviously not the first time I have been beaten......
I have no regrets and have to admire the person in front of me, I am still happy to be beaten so many times, talent...... Thinking of this, he unconsciously laughed in his heart, and secretly said that this guy's name is personal, and the "yellow worm" knows the momentum when he hears this name, and ordinary people really dare not use this name...... This Huang Chong in his heart is not a locust, but a xx insect, commonly known as **! Thinking of such a domineering name for this person in front of him, he is full of admiration without regrets, at least he thinks that he does not dare to name such a name.
Although he smiled treacherously in his heart, he still had no regrets on his face, he was still so respectful, bent over, and clasped his fists at the person in front of him and said: "Yellow worm senior, junior Jun has no regrets, see senior." ”
"See me? What do I have to see, don't you see Lao Tzu making a fool? Get out of here, I don't care who you are, I don't give anyone face in this fairy world, it's okay to get out of here, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood." When the man heard this, he said impatiently, and stood there and cursed and was about to enter the house.
No regrets are not angry, but all the predecessors and masters always have some bullish tempers, and there are more people with strange tempers, such as the Nine Heavens Demon Venerable Li Chengcheng, such as the old bastard of the evil god Li Baiyun, or the peerless immortal just now, who is not a person with a strange temper to death? This temper is already good.
The reason why I was stunned when I heard this voice was because this voice was too familiar, wait for the yellow worm? Could it be Lao Huang? Thinking of this, I didn't regret subconsciously whispering tentatively: "Lao Huang?"
"What, what do you call me, boy, you also called Lao Huang?" After hearing this, Huang Chong said angrily, Lao Huang is indeed his nickname, but only people close to him can be called that, not people with his permission, so called unified have been mercilessly bombarded to the scum, of course, there is one person who is exceptional, that exceptional bastard, Huang Chong doesn't want to say, that bastard is not the first time to call himself like this, and it is not the first time to scold himself, but he has nothing to do with him, but who can't let himself beat him, but one such person is enough, Huang Chong doesn't want to or like a second one。
"It's really Big Brother Huang, have you forgotten who I am? After hearing this, Wu regret immediately determined that the other party was Lao Huang, although the other party was beaten like a pig's head, but Wu regret could still see it.
"What. Brother is you, haha, it turned out to be you who I thought it was, it was the eldest brother me, come and come, sit in the house, you are my only bosom friend for so many years, the two of us are really in love, my brother is still thinking about you after he left just now, how do I want to find you, I didn't expect you to come over, it seems that we are really fate, haha, come and come, brother sits ......" Huang Chong listened to this and looked at Wu Regret fixedly, and then a trace of ecstasy flashed in his eyes, and then with a wave of his hand, the dust on his body disappeared without a trace, and his originally puffy face also changed back to that obscene appearance, and said to Wu Regret in front of him with a lewd smile on his face, as if he couldn't wait to discuss AV culture with Wu Regret.
Don't look at this old Huang is almost not out of the gate of this Valley of Forgotten Worries, but he has also been to the island country once, where he has deeply studied the great AV culture, so he is also very interested in this, of course, he is so enthusiastic because he has no regrets and told him that he still has a few plates there, Matsushima Kaede's limited edition AV, so this guy is so enthusiastic.
Although Matsushima Kaede can't be compared with those beauties in the fairy world, there is no way to compare with the relative skills and posture of those women in the fairy world.
Huang Chong warmly entertained Wu Regrets, and immediately waved a set of tea sets in front of him after he sat down, Huang Chong poured tea and handed water to Wu Regrets, and it looked like he was going to offer Wu Regrets as his grandfather, poor The AV culture of this island country is extremely terrifying, and a generation of immortals is ****.
"Brother Yellow Worm, I'm here this time, I'm actually here by order, to be honest, it's my bastard master who asked me to come, eh...... You probably don't know who my bastard master is, he's that old bastard Li Baiyun...... Actually, I didn't want to come, but that old bastard coerced me, and I had to come. "I have no regrets and I understand with my toes that Huang Chong must be at odds with Li Baiyun, so when Li Baiyun said it, he didn't hesitate to add three more words of bastard, anyway, he won't die if he scolds, and the old guy won't take off a layer of skin and live freely, but he will be much better, whoever let that old bastard be unkind first, then he can't blame himself for being unjust.
So he sold Li Baiyun without regret without hesitation, if Li Baiyun heard this, I don't know if he would vomit blood and die, but maybe he would look like usual and have no reaction, because Li Baiyun knows nothing about his unrepentant temperament.
Originally, Huang Chong was a little unhappy when he heard his master scolding without regrets, after all, this world pays attention to respecting teachers, but when he heard that it was Li Baiyun, a bullshit master, who scolded without regrets, he immediately drove away the little unhappiness in his psychology, and nodded his head with satisfaction, in Huang Chong's opinion, it is normal to scold Li Baiyun without regrets, that guy is a bastard, a real bastard, an absolute king-sized bastard, his apprentice should scold him, and the old **** who is his apprentice is unlucky.
"Well, yes, Li Baiyun's guy is indeed not a thing, brother, you are right, I tell you, you don't know ...... this guy at the beginning" Huang Chong pulled Wu Bai's shoulders and began to instill Li Baiyun's evil and enjoyed it, and listened to it with relish.
The two of them talked for a few hours unconsciously, Huang Chong also scolded for a few hours, and suddenly Huang Chong seemed to think of something, and said to Wu regrets: "By the way, brother Li Baiyun, that bastard, since you are a personal disciple, it is impossible not to let you say something, why did he let you do something? Don't be afraid, brother, I have a good temper, besides, I know that Li Baiyun, that guy is not a thing, he said that it will definitely be no good thing to let you come, I will not embarrass you." ”
After hearing this, he had no regrets and knew that the main topic was coming, so he said in embarrassment: "Brother." It's not that I don't say it, it's really hard for me to say it, the words that that old bastard asked me to bring to you are so ugly, brother, I can't bear to open my mouth......"
"What's that? Huang Chong didn't seem to care, and after hearing this, he waved his hand and said calmly to Wu Regret.
"This ...... This one...... My master asked me to help him carry the words, and let me take him to greet your mother. He pretended to hesitate and said to Huang Chong in front of him without regrets, and when he said this, he still looked at Huang Chong's face, ready to sell Li Baiyun at any time without hesitation, in order to protect himself, I can't say that I have no regrets, it's not interesting enough, it's really that old bastard who is too insidious to let himself do such a dangerous thing, who will he sell if he doesn't sell him?
"What? He actually asked you to greet my mother, I xx your mother Li Baiyun !!!" Huang Chong, who was standing there, stood there and roared angrily after hearing this, and Huang Chong's roar could be heard for hundreds of miles around: "Li Baiyun, I xx your mother......" The voice continued to reverberate.
But fortunately, there are no people around, otherwise the people around here will have to move, because everyone knows that once this matter spreads to Li Baiyun, no one here will be able to live, how domineering, how vicious, how unreasonable, and shameless that guy is, the entire heavenly realm knows.
"Huang Chong, shut up for me, I don't want to care about the shit between you and Li Baiyun, but you'd better not harass me, otherwise I won't be polite to you. The female voice that began to throw the yellow worm brother over sounded again, and it also continued to wander in this mountain stream, which made Huang Chong's face turn pig liver color in an instant, as if he was quite afraid of this female voice, Huang Chong subconsciously covered his mouth.
"Dude...... Eh, is that the ** Palace?" Wu regrets cautiously glanced at the big yellow worm brother in front of him, and then asked softly, Huang Chong didn't go anywhere else except the ** Palace just now, since it was thrown out from there, the woman is naturally from the ** Palace.
"Well, a beautiful maddening woman...... Forehead. Don't tell others that I said it, that woman is the ** palace master I told you, the one who confessed to me back then, and was dumped after I got on it, she hated me because of love, but you know that my Lao Huang doesn't like to embarrass women, not to mention that I did something wrong, so I let her, otherwise which turn will she be arrogant here?" Lao Huang whispered to Wu Regret, obviously bragging when he said this, his cheeks were a little red, but he still said so for the sake of his dignity.
"Oh...... I see...... "No regrets dragged a long groan, I understood, and glanced at Lao Huang sympathetically, in fact, I was about to despise this obscene old man to death, obviously a lewd old virgin had to say that he was a pleaser of countless great love saints, and Li Baiyun had a virtue, but a good **, a good wine, but in the final analysis, it was the same obscene.
I have no regrets that these two guys don't think that each other is quite obscene, and there is a tendency to surpass themselves, so they are hostile.
"Ahem, this ...... Of course. Let's not talk about this, by the way, I said brother, I remember what Li Baiyun said to me at the beginning, he will not accept apprentices, once he does, it will definitely shock me to death, let me convince me to teach things to his apprentices, you ......" Suddenly, Lao Huang seemed to remember what the difference was, glanced at Wu Regret, and then looked at it carefully, and said with some shock.
It's no wonder that Lao Huang was shocked, you must know that Li Baiyun's cultivation is a scattered immortal, so his promotion is also quite fast, but after all, the left path will never be able to take the right path, but he has no regrets is Li Baiyun's apprentice, Li Baiyun's cultivation is rejected because he is a scattered immortal, but his age is only ten thousand years old, and his apprentice cannot exceed nine thousand years old at most, and the agreement between himself and him was made thousands of years ago, and the cultivation without regrets has reached the level of the immortal emperor, how is this possible? Lao Huang was completely shocked by the speed of his cultivation without regrets.
"Brother, how old are you. In the end, Lao Huang still asked this question, he knew that he had lost the bet, but he was not uncomfortable, because he saw a genius who might be the most powerful genius ever, and he lost to Li Baiyun's Dao system, and he also had a fall, and it was definitely a happy thing to be able to pass on his Dao system to such a person.
Of course, although he asked like this, Huang Chong had already estimated that the age of no regrets should be between nine hundred and fifty years old and one thousand years old, and the reason why he asked was just to be more certain...... But unexpectedly, the unrepentant answer made Huang Chong's jaw almost fall to the ground.
"Uh...... Well, I want to think about it...... I'm 28 years old, I'm still two months old, well, I'm already twenty-nine in two months, it's not small......" After a moment of silence, he said casually to Huang Chong in front of him.
"What!?28 years old!, you lied to people, Lao Tzu was only a small Jindan monk when he was twenty-eight years old, and he was already a genius who had not been encountered in a thousand years, you were twenty-eight years old in the middle of the Immortal Emperor, who are you fooling, how is this possible?!" Hearing the news, Huang Chong immediately jumped up and said excitedly, his face full of disbelief......
In fact, it's no wonder that Huang Chong reacted like this, after all, this news is a little too fake, although he is true, but it is difficult for people to accept, even Huang Chong, one of the only three absolute immortals, couldn't stand it after hearing this.