Chapter 2 "Shocking the World" Chapter 77 One doesn't open his eyes, the other doesn't listen, and the third comes to open his mouth
Seeing that Hercules was pierced in his heart, he fled in terror, and no matter how he didn't sleep, he didn't mean to come back, so he could only shout out to the gopher and Wei Shanren to help, and he stood in front of the monk with his ears closed.
Although the three monks in front of a few people seem to be ordinary, but their abilities are very strange, those who close their eyes can perceive everything, and those who close their ears can smell people's hearts, this last one looks ordinary, nothing special, seeing that Wei Shanren next to him has no signs of making a move, and the smiling cat is being played around, and the gopher can only be cautiously pasted to the last monk approaching.
"This donor, since the monk is full of flaws now, why don't you do it?" said the monk with a smile.
I didn't drowsy and thought to myself: Although this monk seems to be full of flaws, there must be fraud in it! But how does he know what I think in my heart?
"This donor spoke so loudly, of course the monk could hear it..."
He hurriedly covered his mouth without drowsiness, and said secretly: Damn, did you speak out unconsciously just now? No, if you continue like this, you will be led by the nose by this monk... I'll pretend to attack his upper three ways for a while, and then turn his lower plate to catch him off guard!
"Haha, the donor does have a good idea, if the old monk is negligent for a while, he may really fall for the trick!" the monk laughed.
"You, you... What did you do to me?How do you know what I think?" The expression of the non-drowsy man at this time was also like that of a strong man, and he was very frightened.
"The monk said that the donor spoke so loudly, of course the monk heard it. "Monk He'er said.
"Don't care! Pretend to be a ghost! Drink!" Not sleepy, annoyed and angry, he turned his hands around and slashed towards the sides of the monk with his ears.
"The double staff is turned from the clamp to the pressure, one draw and one pick, it really makes the monk a little difficult to dodge!"
Without waiting for the dozing move, the old monk actually said the routine he had in mind, although he said that it was difficult to dodge, but he barely moved, so he let the dozing fall into the air, crossed his staff, and almost tripped himself to the ground.
didn't drowsy and simply gave up the so-called exercise routine, and fought with brute force, the monk also laughed, and continued to speak.
"This senior, in the Xia Liuxiang Pavilion Gopher, a lot of offense, please forgive me..."The Gopher came to the third monk, looked at him carefully, and found that he didn't close his eyes, his ears didn't close, and he couldn't see anything strange except for his mouth closed.
Although he didn't want to make a move, there was no need to make a move, but this would violate the morality of the "rivers and lakes", so he could only report to his master.
Hearing this, the monk couldn't help but glance at the gopher in front of him a few times, nodded with a smile, and gestured with one hand together. Seeing that he did not speak, the gopher said no more, and took out the double hook on his waist and rushed forward.
Seeing the double hook in front of him, the dumb monk also untied his weapon from his waist and greeted him.
According to common sense, the weapon in the hands of ordinary monks is a Zen staff in addition to the rosary dust, but the gopher saw that the weapon in the hand of the dumb monk was quite different from what he imagined, and he was stunned for a moment, and was almost hit on the arm by this thing.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly, and the hook pushed outward, pushing the thing away for half a minute, and narrowly dodging this attack!
But he was still shocked by the huge force and took a few steps back, looking at the weapon of this dumb monk, he also had a doubt in his heart, thinking to himself why this monk was so strange and actually used a shovel as a weapon?
Seeing the shovel in front of him attacking again, he crossed his double hooks and pressed downward, and with this force, his body was light, jumped up, and attacked from top to bottom. The two of you advance and I retreat, you attack and I block, and you come and I am very happy.
Although this gopher is not as strong as this dumb-mouthed monk in terms of strength and exercises, his body is extremely agile and light, and he is really like a mouse like his name.
Seeing that the strong attack could not work, the gopher went around in circles with the dumb monk, one side and another, which was much stronger than the embarrassed posture at the beginning.
In a short moment, the two of them made a few more moves, and with a light turn under the feet of the gopher, they came to the front of the dumb monk again, but they didn't expect that this time it was the monk who sold a flaw and deliberately attracted him to attack him!
His double hook opened his chest wide and fell from the sky, seeing the shovel shovel to his chest, he could only repeat the same trick as he started, and suddenly pressed the double hook cross downward, just when the dumb monk thought that the plan had succeeded, an accident happened!
I saw that the gopher not only did not jump up, but instead let go of his hands and shrank to the ground, rubbed his hands forward, and actually drilled under the monk's crotch with his feet on the ground, and then he squatted behind the monk by inertia with both feet, and secretly won, and slapped the back of the dumb monk with one palm!
The dumb-mouthed monk was in his hands on the victory, but he didn't expect this kid to abandon his weapon and use this trick, and he was also stunned for a moment. When he turned around, it was too late, and he saw the man behind him slap his palm.
It was too late to turn around and attack, he sighed helplessly, opened his mouth slightly, and only listened to a six-character mantra slowly coming out of his mouth, accompanied by a golden light scattered in all directions...
The gopher's smile just bloomed and suddenly withered at the corner of his mouth, he was only shocked that there were six gods and seven holes of smoke, and he felt that there were countless villains beating gongs and drums in his head, and thousands of mosquitoes surrounded his ears, covering his ears and wailing in pain.
The people around except for the two monks were also uneasy when they heard this voice, and the two monks stopped making a move when they saw this, and retreated to the dumb monk's side.
"Little junior brother, will you shoot too hard?" said the closed-eyed monk with a frown.
"Senior brother, don't worry, these people have not been affected by anything other than the sudden stimulation that caused them to be dizzy and have qi and blood disorders. The monk observed the condition of several people and spoke.
"Hmm. The dumb-mouthed monk responded, meaning that he was measured.
Ding!
Not far from the Linlang Bazaar, a battle has just ended.
"Please, let us down!" I saw that on this battlefield, several people were tightly wrapped around their ankles by branches, hanging upside down in the air and throwing them around, looking very painful, they begged for mercy while many things fell from their bodies crackling to the ground, like cash cows.
"Wasn't it quite arrogant just now? How do you think of begging for mercy now?" I saw that the gathering place of these branches was actually the two cuffs of one of the people on the ground, and I saw that he had a teasing expression on his face, and hung these people on his "arm" and swung on the swing.
"This senior, we have no eyes, I don't know how strong you are, otherwise I wouldn't dare even if I gave me a few guts..."
"yes, yes... Let us go..."
"Hmph, I want to rely on the fact that there are more people and bully fewer people, and I don't inquire about my Mu Fengchun's name? If it weren't for the fact that something was on me, I would have spent a year and a half with you and let you dry here!" Mu Fengchun's hands flashed green, and the branches retracted back into his sleeves like a tide, changing back to the appearance of his hands.
As soon as those people landed, they didn't care about picking up the treasures that fell on the ground, and fled like a swarm.
"I didn't expect there to be so many people fishing in troubled waters in this place!" Tongtian Rat looked around, and found that those people were running quite fast, and there was no trace in a blink of an eye.
"That's natural, who can come to Linlang Bazaar, which one is not fat?"
"Mu Lao'er, are those thighs you said reliable? There are dangers everywhere along the way, I'm afraid we will have to come for nothing..."
"Don't worry, those little guys are very powerful, although they are coming out for the first time, but their skills are quite good! Don't ask too much, I will naturally introduce you when I see them!"
"Mu Lao'er, you are playing tricks again... But then again, you're getting better and better! Originally, I still thought you were my role model, but it seems that it's no fun... I can only live in a daze from now on, as the fortune teller said that day!"
Seeing that Mu Fengchun was going to sell the three of them as soon as he talked about it, and at this time he scavenged the loot, so he stopped asking about the topic, and stepped forward to help, chatting with him while picking it up.
"Haha, don't listen to their nonsense, I remember that he said before that I had to rely on fortune telling and deception to make a living in my life... Don't you think I'm relying on my skills to break through the rivers and lakes now? Those words are actually unreliable, don't be discouraged! Maybe one day you can encounter some adventures and soar into the sky, right?"
"Alas, adventures and adventures, but they can be met but not sought, where is it so easy to say?" Tongtian Rat packed the "stolen goods" on the ground and threw them to Mu Fengchun.
"Tongtian Mouse, these things also have half of your credit, you can keep these!" Mu Fengchun hurriedly refused, and was about to throw the package back.
"Forget it, you take it, it's useless for me to ask for this treasure. ”
"Then you accept these treasures, although they are not valuable, but you can't come back empty-handed. ”
"Forget it, Mu Lao'er, although I'm not a decent person, I really don't have any interest in these things. ”
"Oh, could it be that you Liuxiang Pavilion are also doing a good job?"
“...”
Just when the two of them gradually digressed again, they suddenly heard a divine voice not far away, and they looked like a voice, although it was daylight at this time, they also faintly saw a faint golden light.
"Mu Lao'er, did you hear anything just now?" Tongtian Rat looked up at Jin Guang and asked suspiciously, "Mu Lao'er... Mu Lao'er?" Seeing that no one answered for a long time, he looked down and found that Mu Fengchun had run away.
Mu Fengchun heard the shout of the heavenly rat, and responded urgently: "Hurry up, hurry, there seems to be something wrong with the thigh!"