The two left the inn, not to stay, when a person rided, drove a camel and walked on the bridle, along the way Xiaoxing overnight, just like ordinary people to rest, fortunately along the way calm and calm, but there was no incident, safe and safe out of the desert.

Out of the desert, facing a big river to block the way, the big river is dozens of miles wide, you can't see the end at a glance, there is no ferry by the river, there is no boat, there is no other way to think about it except to fly over the clouds, the young man remembered Xiao Yuzhen's words when he parted, he was not impatient at the moment, he asked Su Wen, and went to a teahouse by the river.

As soon as he approached, a thin man in Tsing Yi had already greeted him, and he looked like a guy in the teahouse, and the guy let the two in, took off the towel on his shoulder, wiped it on a table in front of him a few times, and said with a smile: "Two guest officers, please take a seat, there are good pre-rain tea in the shop, Tieguanyin, Biluochun, Enshi Yulu, Lu'an Gua Pian, I don't know what the two of you want to order." Su Wen asked casually: "Hey, what kind of good tea can you poor people have?" ”

When the guy heard this, he was very displeased, and immediately threw the towel on his shoulder, and said loudly: "This girl, you haven't seen it, although our shop is small, it is the upper reaches of the Yellow River, the thoroughfare of nine provinces, if you don't want any good things, if you don't believe it, just order it, and see if the villain brags." Su Wen smiled when he heard this, and said, "Big brother, this person has some meaning, okay, we want a pot of Enshi Yulu." The guy listened, nodded, and shouted, "Seat by the window, Enshi Yulu has a pot." The young man lowered his voice and asked, "Sister, what is Enshi Yulu?" ”

Although this sentence was soft, the guy still heard it, only listened to his "poof" smile, and said: "This guest officer, you don't know, this Enshi Yulu is originally produced in Enshi Wufeng Mountain, just because it is fragrant and refreshing, tight and smooth, verdant and green, and white as jade. ”

Between the words, the tea has been delivered, the guy took the teapot, poured water into the two teacups, poured into a spittoon at the foot of the table, and then officially served the tea, seeing that the teacup was about to be full, the guy listened to the water, the teapot in his hand was slightly tilted, and ordered two points to each of the two teacups, these two points of tea were injected, the tea in the cup was full, the water surface was level with the cup, but it did not overflow, just this hand of kung fu, it was a full house, the guy listened to the praise, hugged his fists around, and couldn't hide his smug face.

The young man picked up the teacup, only to see that the tea soup was green, the tea leaves were like needles, and when he got closer, a faint fragrance penetrated into the nose, and the end was refreshing. The boy gave a thumbs up and praised, "Good tea." ”

"Yes, tea is good tea, but unfortunately, people are not good people. ”

At this moment, Su Wen suddenly sneered, lifted the teapot, and threw it at the guy, the guy saw the teapot, but he didn't dare to take it hard, his body shook, and he had already "poofed" through the wall, and gently and skillfully avoided it, the teapot lost its target, "bang" hit the door panel, fell to the ground and shattered.

"Boom"

The teapot was broken, and the tea in the pot flowed out immediately, and the ears heard a "snort" sound, and there was a big black hole on the ground, obviously the tea was highly poisoned, and the guy jumped in, pointed to Su Wen's nose and scolded: "Little slut, your man is going to die, what are you still rampant." When Su Wen heard this, he was furious, and was about to make a move, but was stopped by the young man, Su Wen turned back in amazement, but heard the young man say, "Let me come." ”

Su Wen smiled sweetly, sat down, saw the young man standing up, and shouted: "Shameless rabbit cubs, your master is here, if you have the ability, come out with me at a high distance, hide your head and tail, what is it." ”

The young man screamed several times, but the guy never dared to come closer, the young man snorted, took Su Wen and left, and as soon as he took a step, he heard the voice of a woman behind him shouting: "Boy, are you just leaving?" ”

The young man turned around, only to see the embroidered curtain, a forty-year-old, fat and fat black-faced woman walked out, the woman was full of fat, very small eyes, but she wore a set of big red clothes, slaughtered a thick red powder, people looked disgusted, behind the woman in red, eight black-clothed men lined up, eight thin and one fat, red and black, it seemed indescribably funny, the young man held back his smile and asked: "I don't know what Mrs. is called to live down, what do you do." ”

"Me"

As soon as the lady in red spoke, she saw the handsome and tall young man, and swallowed a cruel word into her stomach, "grunt", swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with a smile: "This little brother, dare to ask you how to call him." Between the words, the fat on the cheeks couldn't help shaking, that look, how disgusting and disgusting.

Seeing this, the young man couldn't help frowning, resisted the urge to vomit, and hugged his fists and said: "I passed through here on the road between Xia and Clumsy Jing, and begged for a cup of tea in your shop, but this old man" said and glared at the guy, and continued: "With bad intentions, I actually poisoned the tea under you, boss, I have no grievances and no hatred under you, why did you order someone to do this." ”

When the woman in red heard this, she was stunned and said, "No, when did I poison him, this little brother" The woman said this, and suddenly a few steps on the wall, on the side of her body, leaned towards the young man's chest, and said wrigglingly: "You see that I am weak, Chu Chu is pitiful, can I be the one who does such a thing." ”

"Poof. ”

Before the young man could speak, Su Wen couldn't hold it back, Gege laughed, the woman in red opened her eyes, and she didn't forget to squeeze into the young man's arms, and said angrily: "Where did you come from, you little prodigal hoof, dare to laugh at me, don't you want to die?" Su Wen laughed endlessly, pointed behind the woman, and said, "That fat man, look at what is behind you." ”

The woman in red turned back according to her words, and suddenly felt that the vest was sticky and greasy, and it turned out that the young man behind her had already flashed to Su Wen's side at this time, and what she was leaning on behind was just a grape trellis, and the grapes were added, coiled with a spotted poisonous snake with thick arms, and was "hissing" and spitting out the letter, and the woman in red saw the poisonous snake, and couldn't help but cry out with an "ah", the poisonous snake was frightened, and jumped up and bit the back of her hand fiercely.

"Oh, damn it. ”

The woman in red was in pain, she couldn't help screaming, shook her hand, threw the poisonous snake down, the two triangles stepped on a mess, she stepped on the poisonous snake, and turned around to see Su Wen and the other two of them for a long time, they were snuggling up to each other looking at their ugly appearance, when they saw it, they couldn't help but get angry from their hearts, and shouted loudly: "gan you/mother, the man caught me alive, the woman chopped up and fed the dog, the turtle son's, into your immortal board, Lao Tzu doesn't get you, the bureau doesn't know how powerful my dominatrix is." When the people heard this, they shouted and pounced.

The young man looked at the figure of the people, and realized that they were all ordinary people, so he did not want to hurt the killer, and with a flick of the sleeves of his robe, a strong wind rushed up, and threw several people over several times.

When the young man saw her slashing, he didn't care, and when he stretched out his right hand, he had already snatched the sharp knife, and with a backhand turn, he pointed at the throat of the dominatrix.

"Shut up, you ugly bastard. ”

As soon as Su Wen heard her scream, he felt a burst of upset, raised his left foot, and stepped heavily on the dominatrix's body, the dominatrix ate her foot, and the internal organs were almost turned over, and he refused to show weakness in his mouth, and shouted loudly: "Phew, you fucking/mother's ugly bastard, rotten slut, turtle son, enter your immortal board, if it weren't for this kid to make the demon law, how could Lao Tzu fall into your hands, turtle son, you have the ability to let go of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu and you are upright and upright to fight." ”

When Su Wen heard this, he laughed out loud and said, "We want to use the demon law, what can you do with me." The dominatrix shouted, "Bah, bah, Lao Tzu is talking to that little brother, where is your turn to interject." As he spoke, he winked at the boy again.

The young man snorted, ignored her, but stepped on his feet, stepped on the dominatrix and couldn't breathe, and said coldly: "Keep your mouth clean, she is my wife, not a slut, if you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will kill you." ”

"You kill, you kill. ”

When the dominatrix heard this, she became angry and went crazy, and screamed: "What kind of ability is a man bullying a woman, there is a kind of call you woman, I will have a fair and equal competition with her, which one wins, is your wife." When the young man heard this, he couldn't help but be angry and funny, and as soon as he let go of his feet, he let her go and said, "You are really unreasonable, forget your fate today, girl, let's go." With that, the young man asked, turned and left.

"Wait. ”

As soon as they moved, they heard the voice of the Dominatrix shouting, "Boy, you can't go. ”

The young man frowned and said impatiently, "Hey, why can't I go." ”

Dominatrix rolled her eyes and said, "If you want to go, that's fine, but on the edge of the Yellow River, there is not even a boat, how can you get there." Su asked and hurriedly said, "What, do you have a way to help us cross the river?" ”

Dominatrix nodded, and said, "Of course I'll do it, but you have to promise me one condition,"

『三七 Chinese .〗 Hanyu pinyin "三七 Chinese" is simple and easy to remember