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After a humble turn in front of the hall, the guests and hosts were seated.
After sitting down, they looked at each other carefully and noticed an anomaly.
Yin Xi glanced at the faint purple halo on Lao Tzu's forehead for the first time, and he was suddenly surprised, and he was even more excited.
This is not something that ordinary people can see.
"The old gentleman has passed through this pass, where does he want to go? Yin Xi asked.
"It's all the land of China, and wherever you go, it's where you go!" Lao Tzu did not explain in public.
"Oh...... Someone is coming, it's already in at noon, and I'm ready... Serve a good banquet and entertain Mr. and General Xu. ”
"Yes," the herald went.
"Sir, this is about to go out of the customs, but don't forget our homeland and the place of birth and breeding, Yin Xi has longed for Mr. all his life to rule the world, I don't know if I can finally leave a few treasures for us and our people of Dazhou?"
However, Yin Xi does admire Mr. Lao Tzu very much, but he can't get rid of his military duties.
"This .......................................... There is nothing to leave, Xu Jia knows best, the previous writings have been taken away by Wang Zichao. ”
"Alas............ Mr..."Yin Xi said and said in his ear to Lao Tzu: "Mr. Gathering Light and Wisdom, it is clearly a sign that he is about to go to Yunxian, don't hide it from me, don't ask for the essence, just a few words are good, besides, what a big Zhou, written for the benefit of the world, is the real thing!"
Lao Tzu pondered deeply, and finally nodded, compared a finger, set a month's period, and wrote a great truth.
On the spot, Yin Xi knelt down and thanked him, which made the generals greatly surprised.
It's the first time I've seen General Yin Xi still throw himself to a person like this.
But it's worth it to think about it and get a holy word.
As soon as this is over, the banquet is already good.
For drinking three bottles and five flavors of meat, General Zhao twisted his wine bottle with one hand, and suddenly said to Xu Jia beside him: "General Xu, I heard that your feet are a good horse, and as for the Jin Kingdom, you have been with you in the battle and killing, but you have made a great effort, but when you came just now, I didn't see you with you, only a green cow, I don't know if I forgot it?"
Zhao Gou's gaze was a little wrong.
He believes that such a good horse must have been confiscated when he resigned from his post, and the posthumous posthumous post of a general protecting the country was just for the sake of Da Zhou's face.
Xu Jiayi frowned when he asked this, what does it mean to ask like this?
But when I thought about it, the first time we met, I just thought it was a drink, so I replied with good intentions: "It's not that I forgot, but I sold it!"
"Huh, sold? This ......... Ha..."Zhao Gou sneered and looked at the generals in the hall, his eyes were full of sarcasm, and everyone also meant this.
Charging on the field, relying on the crotch of the war horse, who does not cherish his own mount, is the same as his own life.
"Yes, it really sold. ”
Xu Jia raised his eyebrows.
"When my husband and I traveled, we didn't take anything, only brought some items when we went to Wangcheng Taixue, and we cleared our clothes out of Wangcheng, so we reluctantly ceded it not long after leaving Wangcheng. ”
"Oh.............................."
More than ten generals in the hall suddenly let out a long sigh, and they couldn't help but feel sour.
I see, but Zhao Gou doesn't believe it.
"That's... Won't your sword be sold,..................?"
Zhao Gou thought to himself, depending on what you say, if the horse is sold to raise money for the road, the reason is good and it sounds good, if the well-known seven-star sword is sold again, then it will be ............ ~~~, so Zhao Gou still didn't want to give up, and asked again.
All of this is because outsiders don't know Xu Jia in the first place.
Xu Jia also knew that he had lived in the Tibetan Academy for more than ten years in the past, and he didn't enter the door on weekdays, so he knew that he was just a nurse and a follower.
So Xu Jia didn't plan to worry too much about him.
"Ah, haha, that, the sword, I don't need it, so it's always sealed in the box on the back of the cow. ”
There are two large wooden boxes on the back of the ox, which are the things of Lao Tzu when he arrived in the Great Zhou Dynasty in the early days, most of them are miscellaneous books and scattered scrolls of Lao Tzu's childhood, because there are fewer and fewer things to cross, the box has been empty when it comes out, and it is not surprising that the sword can not be seen in the sword.
"This .............................."
Zhao Gou didn't believe it, the soldiers were panicked along the way, and thieves were everywhere, if the sword couldn't be used, wouldn't it be a big joke.
This time, everyone really didn't believe it, and they were gossiping in private.
It has the implication that the prophet's sad selling of horses has been vetoed.
Xu Jia was impatient, but he was not angry, anyway, he knew that he was not lying.
"General Xu, why don't you take out the seven-star sword and see it, we are all experts in swords..."
"Yes, such a treasure, I have been far away in the border city for many years, but I have never seen it!"
"Yes, yes, yes, let's have a long experience!"
Everyone doesn't believe it, and you are agitated by one sentence and another.
"Alas, what are you doing here?" General Meng Yang raised his hand to stop the crowd.
"Doesn't General Meng want to take the opportunity to feast his eyes? There is no shop in this village!" Zhao Gou said with a smile.
Xu Jia looked at everyone like this, and was puzzled.
Zhao Gou saw that Xu Jia was puzzled, when Xu Jia's heart was empty, and the mask was about to be revealed, he began to gently wipe the wine bottle on his hand and laughed "hahaha".
Xu Jia finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and arched his hand towards everyone: "Okay! ”
Zhao Gouben sat beside Xu Jia, and raised his hand to make an invitation.
Of course, Xu Jia will not be ambiguous, and as soon as he came out of the circle, Zhao Gou suddenly had an alarm bell in his heart.
"Slow!"
Zhao Gou's eyes rolled, his mind raced, and he suddenly stopped Xu Jia again.
"General Zhao has anything else to say?" Xu Jia asked calmly.
"It's good to ask the errand runners to go for such a trivial matter as taking the sword, why do you work so hard. Zhao Gou said kindly.
"Yes, yes, yes, come on, go to the green ox, open the box, take the sword, go and return quickly, all wait!" an unknown general coaxed and ordered a soldier outside the door to lead the way.
He smiled and winked at the soldier, "Look for it loosely, don't General Xu forgot which box it was." ”
Xu Jia suddenly felt that these people were really funny.
"Yes!"
The soldier nodded vigorously, turned and went to the stable.
When I arrived at the stable, I asked the feeding officer to help move the two large boxes off the back of the cow, which was not sinkable.
Qingniu didn't know what was going on, but he just thought that Mr. or Xu Jia wanted something inside, and sent someone to get it, so he only cared about the fresh grass in the trough.
The soldier opened a chest and began to rummage through the chests, and under the old clothes, most of them were bamboo slips and books, and there were no swords, precious items in the palace, or too much gold and silver.
I didn't believe it and opened another mouthful, and when I opened the lid, I saw that there was a shining colorful sword in the box, and the sun was shining.
I couldn't bear to pick it up from the box, holding the hilt of the Seven Treasures Sword in my hand, trembling and pulling it out suddenly, trying to pull the sword out of the sheath, but it was abruptly stopped, and it was so strong that I couldn't pull it out, it was really strange, and I wanted to try it with all my might, but he didn't dare, if the generals were in a hurry, he couldn't afford to offend any of them, so he hurriedly rummaged through the bottom of the box, all the dry food for this journey, and there was nothing else.
If it weren't for this rare sword, he would really feel the shabby of the saint and the protector general.
Zhao Gou and the others were waiting impatiently, when they suddenly saw the soldiers come back with a sword shining with treasure light in both hands.
In the lobby, which was originally full of laughter, it suddenly fell silent.
This sword is still there!
But Xu Jia is not like them, always wanting to look like others and make other people laugh.