Drunken shrimp bitter
There's a dish called drunken shrimp, which we also call live shrimp here, so why is it called that? It's very simple, it's to choke the live shrimp with wine, and then eat them. The method is also very simple, that is, in the case of the shrimp alive, pour in the liquor, use the wine to get the shrimp drunk, put some seasonings to eat, see this, do you feel very cruel? I feel very cruel, this is to eat them alive, I think it is here, my scalp began to numb, let alone eat, I don't even dare to look at it.
In fact, people who like to eat may have 100 reasons to praise this dish, but in Yan Chaoren's opinion, even if there are 10,000 reasons, I don't want to hear it, because it is too cruel, and the word cruelty alone can completely ignore any deliciousness of this dish.
Since Yan Chaoren is a vegetarian, it is impossible to make this drunk shrimp, so Yan Chaoren used a method of traveling through time and space today to interview the drunk shrimp and shrimp who have been immersed in white wine, because it is through time and space, so there is no concept of time, so I can talk to the shrimp and shrimp for a longer time. Alas, I really don't want to choose such an occasion to do an interview, but thinking that I can make the shrimp and shrimp vomit bitterness, Yan Superman mustered up the courage to turn into a Yan reporter in 3 seconds, go go go
Reporter Yan: "Shrimp and shrimp, can you hear my voice now, can you clearly know what I'm talking about?"
The living drunken shrimp and shrimp were very weak and replied to me: "I can hear it, but we are dizzy" "This water is not the usual water, I have difficulty breathing, I can't move" "I can't do it, I... Listening to the various answers, my heart throbbed.
Reporter Yan: "Shrimp and shrimp, you have been poured into a liquid called wine, which is what makes you incapacitated, dizzy and breathless, alas, but Xiaoyan I can't save you, 55555." ”
Drunk shrimp shrimp: "Alas, it may be fate if it can't be saved, it will be difficult for us to survive without the water, even if you inject oxygen into the water, in fact, it is very difficult for us to live, we are more adapted to the environment in the living water, but how many people know, even if they know, how many people understand, even if they understand, how many people are willing to let us go." ”
Yan reporter: "Yes, how many people are willing to let you go, including me, I also want to confess to you, I have eaten too many boiled shrimp since I was a child, and I like to eat fried shrimp the most, and I will go to the store to eat dry pot shrimp, there will be shrimp in the dishes many days a week, and the shrimp will be put in the wontons at home. ”
Drunken shrimp shrimp: "Alas, at least you have understood, you don't eat us anymore, but there are many, many people, still devouring our lives for their own appetite, our lives are very short, but in this short time, we are experiencing things that you will not necessarily experience in your life, we are very weak, and we don't provoke anyone, we like to swim around in our own little world, but how many shrimps can really achieve this minimum requirement?"
Reporter Yeon: " Yes, it is really the most basic requirement to live, but it seems to be really difficult for you to do, when I release your shrimp and shrimp, it only takes 5 minutes from buying you to the place where I release you, I park the car at a very fast speed every time, come to the river, and release you, but how many can survive, sometimes look at the motionless shrimp and shrimp, feel very disappointed, and sometimes ask yourself, why don't you drive the car faster, stop faster, maybe just a second faster, and there may be more people who can survive. ”
Drunk shrimp shrimp: "Actually, don't blame me for splashing cold water on you, instead of saving us, let more people stop eating us, don't come to fish us, give us a place of our own, don't come to disturb us, just like we never come to disturb you, how good it would be." I am already a dish today, what the result is, I also foresee, that is, into your mouth, in the consciousness of being bitten and chewed, and then swallowed, I am ready for the most painful and painful thoughts, the pain to death I will be considered relieved, alas. ”
Seeing that Shrimp Shrimp was so uncomfortable, I diverted its attention and asked, "Shrimp Shrimp, do you know what causal reincarnation is?"
Drunken Shrimp: I don't understand, can you tell me about it?
Yan reporter: "Shrimp shrimp, cause and effect is very complicated, simple is very simple, complex is inextricably difficult to find a beginning, the result of one thing may be traced back to a small act many years ago." Simply put, if you have done the same bad thing before, you will get the corresponding retribution in this life. Samsara is that, according to karma, people can become animals, and animals can become people, or go to hell to be punished, or go to other places to suffer, these are not fun, in fact, death is not the end. You probably understand it now, right?"
Drunken shrimp shrimp: "Well, I understand a little, that is, I may have been a human being and eaten animals like this, right? Alas, today I am the protagonist of this dish, and I will definitely die, and in the future the protagonist of this dish may become the person who eats here today, which is terrible. ”
Reporter Yan: "Yes, everything has a cause and effect, no one can escape, shrimp shrimp, if you have the opportunity to be a person in the future, if you can remember the pain and pain you suffered today, you can never eat animals, never experience the reincarnation of you eat me and I eat you again." ”
Reporter Yan really didn't have the courage to watch the shrimp and shrimp being eaten alive, so she hurried back home. In fact, there is an ancient folk saying that good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil, but the vast majority of people's understanding of this sentence is that if you don't do bad things like killing people and setting fires, it is not evil, in fact, this is not the case, every bit of our daily life is divided into good and evil, even if you kill an inconspicuous little ant in your mind, it will also have a retribution, that is also killing, to ask you for your life to collect debts. And on the other hand, if you save a little ant, it is a life, maybe one day in the future, the little ant will also become your noble person to help you when you need help the most, so don't take a small evil, small cause is a big reward, and when the retribution appears, it is too late to repent.