Xiaoyan went to the Southern Song Dynasty - and Jigong went crazy for a day

"The shoes are torn, the hat and ears are torn, and the robe on the body is torn...... "Do you still remember this familiar song? Haha, by the way, this is the theme song of the very popular TV series "Jigong" when I was a child, Xiaoyan was about five or six years old when she was very young, and she watched this serial, and she liked Jigong in it so much, and she really admired the plot of Jigong monk using great magic and wisdom to save all kinds of poor people and teach the bad people who oppressed the people. So much so that when I saw that there were still three spare Buddha beads left on the props used by others to perform Jigong's show, I had to ask for it, and I seriously asked my mother to help me wear it with a rope and hang it around my neck, and forced my mother to buy me a small wooden fish, and sang while knocking, haha, it's really funny to think about.

So is there really such a person as a monk Jigong in history? Haha, of course there is, he is a Zen master of Daoji, a person from the Southern Song Dynasty. Modern people have made a lot of TV series and movies with this theme, so how much difference is there between these TV series and movies and the real Jigong monk? Is the real Jigong monk really a saint coming again, behaving uninhibitedly, and having great magical powers? Xiaoyan, my curious heart has begun to flutter, so I don't have much to say, "GO GO GO"

Soon, I came to the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a city gate in front of me, there were soldiers guarding the city gate, the word Lin'an was written on the city gate, haha, it seems that Daoji Zen Master is now in the Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou, I looked at the people coming and going in the city gate, I looked carefully, for the reference of the appearance I want to change, hahaha. I saw that the roadside stall selling mountain goods was dressed as a farmer, and I didn't like it. Then I saw that there was a carriage coming out of the city, the covered window was blown by the wind, and there was a young lady sitting inside, who looked very dignified, but how did the young lady go to the Taoist Zen Master? Become a soldier? No, it's not easy to move. After thinking about it and thinking about it, the Dharma Protector Pot couldn't help it, and said loudly: "Ben Yan, have you thought about it? Why do you want to do so much? Becoming a monk is the most in line with the current needs, and it will change quickly." "Wow, it's really a smart and good Dharma protector, okay, Benyan accepts your advice, and I'll turn into a chubby young monk. I walked towards the city gate, in order to test whether the current transformation effect is good, I deliberately greeted the big brother guarding the gate: "Brother Protector, may I ask if the Lingyin Temple is going from here?" Hey, could it be that I have made myself too handsome, and the big brother at the gate is jealous and doesn't want to pay attention to me? "Hey, hey" I shouted and danced, but unfortunately the other party still didn't react at all, and the Dharma Protector couldn't stand it: "Xiaoyan, if you don't show up, people won't be able to see you if you shout and break your throat." "Ah? It turns out that I didn't show up, okay, now~" I showed up and asked the big brother who was guarding the door again, and the big brother was very enthusiastic to show me the way for this little monk, it seems that the ancient civil servants are still very enthusiastic, praise.

I walked all the way along the dirt road, it was the time of the handover of spring and summer, so the wind blew, it felt very refreshing, because there were no vehicles such as cars and motorcycles in ancient times, so the air was particularly fresh, most of the ordinary people at this time used their feet as a means of transportation, at this time a young peasant woman with a seven or eight-year-old boy came to meet me, when she saw me, the peasant woman actually pulled the child over and took the initiative to fold to me, and said: "Amitabha!" I was taken aback by this action, so I saluted:" "Wow, Buddhism is not as prosperous in the Southern Song Dynasty as it was in the Tang Dynasty, but I was really surprised that ordinary peasant women also did this." There was still a long distance from the city gate to the Lingyin Temple, and I really didn't want to go, so I used the fast-forward mode to go directly to the Lingyin Temple.

At this time, I came directly to a monk's room, only to see a person meditating, but the golden light emitted by this person's whole body was so strong that I couldn't see his face clearly, the strong golden light he emitted shone on my body, warm and comfortable, I couldn't help but sigh: "Wow, emitting such a strong golden light, it must not be an ordinary person!" At this time, the person who was meditating, as if he heard my exclamation, took away the golden light, and came out of the meditation, I rubbed my eyes and looked at him, it turned out to be a raunchy monk, wearing a hundred clothes, and the shoes next to him were also old, with a scruffy beard, and the hair on his head was not shaved clean, it seems that this 99% is the legendary Jigong monk, he put on his shoes, straightened his clothes, and walked towards me: "Xiaoyan, you are here." "Ah, you know I'm coming?" I glared in surprise.

Zen Master Daoji: "Haha, didn't you come a long time ago, why did you get to today?"

Xiaoyan's face turned red when she heard the Zen master say this, but when I saw the Zen master's smile, I immediately forgot about the blushing, and I asked, "Are you really the legendary Jigong monk who is crazy and still drinks wine and eats meat?"

Zen Master Daoji: "Haha, what do you think?"

I nodded stupidly and said, "Well, you are." ”

Zen Master Daoji laughed again, in fact, to be honest, I don't think Zen Master is crazy at all, but I feel very, very wise, definitely not from ordinary people.

The Zen master came to me, looked at me seriously, and said to me: "Xiaoyan, you have to remember that people in this world are blinded and wise by illusory things, and they don't know how to distinguish between truth and falsehood. ”

Wow, it's really a master, so I boldly asked the Zen master: "Zen master, according to legend, you are from the dragon descending Arhat, I just saw that your whole body is surrounded by golden light when you meditate, this is definitely not an ordinary person, you must be a master." ”

Zen Master: "You really want to know?"

I nodded my head earnestly

Zen Master: "Then you have to watch carefully, if you don't see it this time, you won't have a chance to see it later." ”

As soon as I heard it, my eyes widened, and I didn't blink, for fear that I would miss this opportunity if I couldn't see it, and then I saw that the "dirty monk" in tattered clothes in front of me slowly turned into the image of the white-clothed Guanyin Bodhisattva that I was familiar with, the Bodhisattva held the net bottle in his hand, and smiled slightly at me. has fallen to the ground, it turns out that Monk Jigong is an incarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva who came to the world to save sentient beings, it turns out that it is far more than just an Arhat, it turns out that legends and TV series are all deceitful, true drops, I have believed in it for so many years in vain.

Soon the Zen master returned to his original appearance, he picked up the beads and an old hat and prepared to go out, and then he turned to me and said, "You are so clean that you are not in harmony with me, come, wear this." I saw that the Zen master did not know when there was a torn monk's robe and a pair of broken shoes, I smelled, a bad smell, I really can't wear it, the Zen master saw my mind and said to me: "Wear this body to break the ego, the appearance is fake, and everyone who can wear this dress has this opportunity, you don't wear it now to wait for the sun to go down and go home directly, haha." ”

As soon as I heard what the Zen master said, I thought to myself: This is the clothes given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it must not be ordinary clothes, maybe it is a golden threaded clothes. Alas, forget it, Xiaoyan and I fought hard, and immediately put on the tattered monk's clothes.

When the Zen master saw that I had changed into a monk's robe, he strode towards the outside of the temple. I immediately followed the Zen master's ass, and the crazy day trip with the Zen master officially began.

Speaking of the Zen master's walk, the Bodhisattva is the Bodhisattva, even walking a road is not ordinary, where is the walk is simply Ben, with the little short legs that I changed in the Southern Song Dynasty, that I can't keep up at all, with a while, I panted and shouted: "Daoji Zen Master, wait for me, you are walking too fast, I can't catch up." ”

The Zen master looked back at me who was about to catch up with me who still had half a life left, laughed, fanned the broken fan and waited for me, and when I chased to the Zen master, I was like I had just finished the 800-meter exam in school, tired and stuck out my tongue, hey, it's not easy to be a reporter, and you have to pass the test in sports first.

This way all the way to chase, I and the Zen master came to a farmhouse in the mountains, only to hear the cry from the inside, it turned out that the family was doing a funeral, only to see the Zen master go straight to the house, into the house and cried: "Oh, you are really wronged, obviously alive, by the family as a dead person, will be put into a coffin, into the loess, I am wronged for you." I was stunned by this sudden scene, only to see the children of this family, crying and scolding the Zen master: "You crazy monk, my father suddenly lost his breath during dinner the day before yesterday, and invited Lang Zhong to come, and also said that he had swallowed his breath and wanted to enter the earth for peace, you wild monk, why did you talk nonsense as soon as you came in." ”

Seeing this, the Zen master played the usual madness and said, "Alas, you say that he is dead, and I say that he is alive, so who is right, you have to try it to know." ”

Seeing that the Zen master was so persistent, the family stopped crying, and the son of the family stood up and said, "Crazy monk, if you can really save my father, then we will definitely repay you, but if you are crazy here and want money, we will send you to the yamen." ”

At this time, the Zen master took out a leaf from his sleeve (I don't know when this leaf was in the sleeve of the Zen master), placed it in the middle of the deceased's man, and muttered some incantations in his mouth, and after reciting it, he blew on the dead man's face, slapped it violently on the dead man's chest, and said, "Wake up." "Wow, this is simply a moment to witness a miracle, the person who was already dead, slowly opened his eyes, coughed a few times, took a deep breath, and lived... At this time, not only I was stunned, but also the family of the dead man, and at this time, the Zen master saw that the dead man had woken up, hummed a song and took me out of the family's house.

Xiaoyan gossiped and asked: "Wow, Zen Master, you are so powerful, you actually bring people back to life, my admiration for you is like a surging river." ”

The Zen master said very calmly: "He is not dead, but he is just an illusion because of a bone stuck in his trachea." ”

Xiaoyan: "Zen master, then you just walked fast, is it also to save him, what cause did you have for him for you to save him, you tell me, I want to hear it." I stared at the Zen master with innocent eyes, my face full of anticipation.

The Zen master looked at me, smiled and said, "This person, in his previous life, did a good deed, so he had such a cause to be rescued by me. At that time, he was very poor, he was a stonemason, and sometimes he volunteered to help the temple carve some Buddha statues, one day, he passed by a small temple in the village, and saw that the temple was dilapidated, and the Buddha statues in it were all crooked, so he went in and straightened the Buddha statue, but one of the hands of a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the Buddha statue was broken, and after he saw it, he re-carved a hand with a stone and pressed it on it, and it was because of this karma that he was exempted from the karma of vain death in this life, and he could prolong his life for another ten years. ”

Xiaoyan: "Wow, really plant good causes and get good results, he can be personally rescued by you, it's so happy, just now his family is going to beat you, are you afraid?"

The Zen master laughed: "So madness can save people, the eyes of the world only see what is in front of them, how can they see deeper, only madness can make the world let go of the vigilance and rejection in their hearts, and it is easier to save people." ”

Xiaoyan: "En, Xiaoyan understands, it should be you who deserve the Oscar, Gaga." ”

The Zen master and I, one big and one small, were dirty monks in ragged clothes, and we walked all the way to the city with a smile and a smile.

At this time, the Zen master pulled me to a restaurant, and I struggled desperately, shouting: "Zen master, I don't go to the restaurant, I have a drinking abstinence, I won't go." ”

The Zen master continued to pull me: "This is to save people, you see that you have been deceived by the foreign minister again, it seems that you have left wisdom too early." ”

As soon as I sat down, the Zen master put his feet on the stool and shouted: "Today you have a new dog meat here, quickly give me a plate, fragrant meat, I haven't eaten it for a long time." ”

I listened to the cold sweat of fright, eating meat is already a very distant thing for me, although I saw that the monk Jigong ate meat and drank wine, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and surpass them, but if it is really eaten in front of my eyes, I still find it difficult to accept it for a while. At this time, the other guests in the restaurant looked at us and talked about it for a long time, thinking that we were two crazy monks, so they all ate by themselves. It seems that the Zen master said that only crazy people can save people, and everyone doesn't bother with crazy people.

After a while, the shopkeeper brought a plate of dog meat up, I really couldn't stand it, I really wanted to rush outside, but the Zen master ate this plate of meat with relish, and when the Zen master finished eating, we went out of the door of the restaurant, I couldn't help it, and asked the Zen master: "Zen master, didn't you say to save people?" But what I saw was that you ate a dog's leg, and I didn't see saving people. ”

The Zen master looked at me and said, "Let's go, you can follow me to Yan Jun's place and take a look, let's go." ”

Before I could react, I had already followed the Zen master to the underworld Yan Jun, but at this time, the two of us were invisible, and even Yan Jun couldn't see us. I saw that at this time, the king of Hades was trying a guilty spirit, and he was about to pronounce the sentence, but he saw that the judge and the king of Hades suddenly held a document, discussed the person, and then pronounced the sentence: "Turn to the tenth hall to reincarnate, and execute it immediately." Then the spirit of sin was taken away by a demon like a servant.

The Zen master and I immediately went to the tenth hall again, only to see the king of the tenth hall looking at the documents in his hand and muttering to himself: "This person was supposed to be sentenced to hell to be punished, but now the sentence has suddenly been changed and he is allowed to be reincarnated as a human being, which is really strange." ”

Seeing this, I understood that this evil spirit was the dog that the Zen master ate, and the Zen master used the illusion of eating its flesh to remove immeasurable sins for him and save him from the suffering of hell. ”

The Zen master said slowly: " This person was a disciple of mine in the past life, and he practiced diligently every day, and worked hard and did not complain, but only one thing was that he had moved the hearts of men and women because of his lack of concentration, and even broke his vows, so when he died, he went to hell and suffered immeasurable sins, and at the same time, because he had practiced the merits of the Dharma, he was temporarily out of hell in this life, and he was reincarnated as a dog's child, but at the end of this life, he will be sentenced to another hell to suffer, and I ate his flesh today, which can be regarded as removing this indelible sin karma for him, so that he has the opportunity to gain a personal body and continue to practice. ”

Looking at the Zen master, I think the Zen master is so great, he risked being misunderstood by the world, and did all kinds of things to save people under the guise of madness, which is really amazing.

Seeing that it was almost dusk, I reluctantly said to the Zen master, "Zen master, I'm going back, Xiaoyan is so reluctant." ”

The Zen master laughed again: "Let's go, the day is not over, why do you have to go back, let's go to the east of the city, come to rob the rich and help the poor, how about leaving?"

When I heard this, I clapped my hands happily, and then asked the Zen master, "Okay, okay, how can you rob the rich and help the poor? ”

The Zen master smiled mysteriously, and went straight to the east of the city, I followed the Zen master to a big house outside a big family, the house was written with the word "Chen Mansion", only to see a housekeeper dressed as a person, at the door of the anxious turn, then the Zen master took the initiative to go up, said to the housekeeper: "You are the housekeeper here, is your old woman suffering from a strange disease, although the stomach is hungry, just can't eat, as soon as you eat, vomit, but there is such a thing?"

When the housekeeper heard this, he looked at the Zen master in surprise and said: "Master, how do you know, the famous doctors of Lin'an City have been invited, but they can't find out the reason, seeing that the old woman is about to be hungry and has skin and bones left, the old man has ordered that he can't find a doctor who can cure the old lady's illness, and he is not allowed to enter the house, you see, I'm not in a hurry, alas, master, do you have a way to cure it?"

The Zen master said loudly: "This disease is all over the world, I can't cure it, you take me into the house, I am the medicine to get rid of the disease." After speaking, the Zen master turned around and winked at me, hahaha, it turns out that Jigong will be so cute.

The housekeeper happily led the Zen master to the front of Master Chen, but the old man Chen judged people by his appearance, looked at us two dirty monks, felt that the housekeeper had been deceived, and ordered the family to drive us away, at this time the Zen master said to Master Chen: "If you drive me away today, your old lady will die, you think about it yourself." ”

At this time, Mr. Chen heard the Zen master say this, he was a filial son, he hesitated, and finally under the persuasion of the housekeeper, he finally agreed to let the Zen master treat the old lady, and they were about to take the Zen master to the old lady's room for diagnosis, the Zen master shook his hand and said: "No need, I know all about the old lady's condition, you don't need to see it, you just need to take the medicine according to the prescription I prescribe." ”

Master Chen hurriedly ordered someone, brought paper and pencils, and waited for the Zen master to open the prescription, I leaned over and looked at the prescription written by the Zen master, just four words: open the warehouse and release the grain. Master Chen picked up the recipe and looked at it, and immediately became angry, scolding the Zen master for being a crazy monk and wanting to drive us away, the Zen master was not afraid at all, and said calmly: "Last year, due to the lack of rain, many tenants who helped your family farm couldn't pay the rent, but you not only did not reduce the rent but also increased the rent, so they handed over all the food in the family to you, and now they don't even have wild vegetables to eat, they are already hungry, and some people have starved to death and are hungry and sick." So, your mother will get such a strange disease, you quickly open your granary to help them, as long as they are full, your mother's illness will naturally be cured, do you want to try or don't want to try?"

When Master Chen heard this, the Zen master even knew about the rent increase, so he naturally didn't dare to believe it, so he ordered someone to open the granary and send a few carts of grain to the tenant farmers who were about to starve to death and were already starving and sick. When Master Chen excitedly wanted to thank the Zen master, he had already left the Chen Mansion with me. In this way, the Zen master did not fight and did not use a single soldier to successfully rob the rich and help the poor, hahaha, the Zen master is really omnipotent, too powerful.

This day of madness with Zen Master Daoji is really meaningful and very happy, the realm of the great sage is actually not something that we ordinary people can measure with the naked eye, we are ordinary people, and we don't have the ability to eat meat to save people, so we must do our part and keep the precepts honestly, otherwise, the hell will send you a bed number in advance. Finally, paste the four most widely circulated sentences written by Daoji Zen Master as the end, modern people often only remember the first two sentences, in fact, the most important thing is the last two sentences that are easy to be forgotten.

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, and if the world learns from me, it is like entering the devil's way." ”

Oh, I almost forgot to fix the closing sentence, Ben Yan announced: This crossing was a complete success. ~~ Where are you going next time?hehe, I won't tell you about it, because it's random, hahaha.

Note: The above dialogue is all fictional

Attached to the poems of the Zen master of Daoji:

Gift to Captain Feng

It has been years since I cut my hair, but the same poetry and wine are the cause.

Sit and watch Maitreya's aerial play, and Hinata Pilu sleeps on the top.

To let go, you must be able to deceive the ten sages, bow your head and not let the three sages.

No one knows the vast universe, and only the monks go around the market.

Linjiang Immortal

When did the porridge come to eat? Such a body is so ignorant, it only reaches the belly when it enters the throat, and it is still hungry in the blink of an eye. Only the monk didn't care, and he had to drink three cups slowly. Winter is still hanging summer clothes, although the shape is ugly, the heart is not confused.