Chapter 1 The Old King Next Door
Ba Jinlun was a thief who was born into a family of landlords in the Great Xia Dynasty. As the only son in the family, he was born with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but he was also a model of a rich and evil son, so he had all the conditions to become a thief.
Why did Ba Jinlun dedicate himself to becoming a thief, because he was a disciple of the Flower Picking Sect next to Hehuan Valley.
Hehuan Valley is a cult sect that is powerful in the world, and there are only two people in the flower picking gate, Ba Jinlun and his master. The so-called red and black near Zhu, and the strange and obscene sects such as Caihuamen will only grow under the roots of the big prostitute tree in Hehuan Valley.
When he was eight years old, the old man, who was the head of the flower picking sect, found that he was talented and talented, and decisively accepted him as the seventeenth generation disciple of the flower picking gate...... He is also the only disciple in the sect. On that day, he walked into a thatched hut located at the gate of Hehuan Valley Mountain, kowtowed to the patriarchs of the past generations pointed out by the old man, completed the entrance ceremony, and became a glorious disciple of the Flower Picking Sect.
Unfortunately, when the old man turned around and took him out the door, about to entertain him to his first meal at Caihuamen, a woman in green passed by the door, which attracted the old man's attention. "Tsk, this breast, this ass, this thigh, wonderful, really wonderful. The old man's unbridled eyes and splashes of saliva made the woman in green glare.
"Old lewd thief, look at the moves! Hang Ling Feidu! Hantan Tiemei! Qing-wave-step-shadow!"
The woman stepped on the old man's heart, and the old man flew upside down in the air, and just kicked his legs and died. On the first day of Ba Jinlun's entry, his master died under the thigh of Wonderful Shiten, and on this day, he became the only heir of Caihuamen.
Buried the old man's body and the tablets of the ancestors of the past dynasties, and buried the concept of the thief deep in his heart, Ba Jinlun silently grew up under the mountain gate of Hehuan Valley, and the old man left him only a broken book of internal strength and a stabbing method all the way, as well as a dozen seemingly unknown aphrodisiac formulas.
Many years later, when he learned that the old man's true identity was actually the second gatekeeper of Hehuan Valley, and the secret book was a fragment of Hehuan Valley's martial arts, he burst into tears......
At the age of fourteen, Ba Jinlun practiced all the martial arts of Caihuamen without a teacher, except for the double cultivation method in the internal strength, because he was still young and failed to comprehend, he has become the first master of martial arts in the village.
And he also found a unique aphrodisiac called "Strange Lewd Hehuan San" in that pile of prescriptions, and prepared a small bottle of medicine. According to the results of his drug test on the big yellow dog raised by the king blacksmith, the effect is good!
As a rich second generation, Ba Jinlun can fight the strong man in the east of the village without relying on his family, and he can chase Li Ermazi, a perennial hawker next door, who has no way to go to the sky and no way to enter the ground. It can be said that removing his identity as a rich son, Ba Jinlun has become the most promising and outstanding young man "recognized" within a radius of ten miles.
Therefore, although usually the family should call him young master, he felt that his charm was no longer simply explained by the title "young master", so he asked the family members to call him "Ba Ye".
Until one day, the most important man in Ba Jinlun's life appeared in front of him, and since then his life has embarked on a road of no return.
It was a sunny afternoon, Ba Jinlun was wandering around the village with three or two families, one or two scholars, teasing the daughter of the blacksmith Wang, and bullying the Chinese pastoral dog raised by Zhao Laosi. A burly man dressed in purple with a bare chest and back and a woman with open breasts passed along the path on the edge of the village.
Jia Dingjia was stunned for a moment, and suddenly shouted at him: "Ba Ye, look!"
"What's the matter. Ba Jinlun squinted at the two and said.
Jia Ding Jia pointed at the man who was the leader and said, "Ba Ye, isn't that the legendary senior brother of Hehuan Valley, the disciple of the king!"
Following the finger of Jia Dingjia, Ba Jinlun's tiger body was shocked, and he saw that the man's complexion was pale, his eyes were like electricity, and his explosive hairstyle made his hair exude a fierce aura at the roots, and the giant double knives that were one person high were crossed on his back.
That's right, absolutely yes, this is the authentic weapon of the Hehuan Valley disciple's wind knife routine, martial arts rumors that this set of knife tricks to defeat the enemy, the knife chases the life, and under the full force, the opponent can be beaten from diarrhea to constipation, and there is no chance to miss a trace of hot Xiang, let alone make a move.
It is rumored that Wang Mingtu was adopted by Yu Wenzuo, the valley lord of Hehuan Valley, since he was a child, and now, his martial arts are so high that he has chased after Yu Wenzuo, the valley owner. Within a radius of 100 miles in Hehuan Valley, no one does not know the prestige of Wang Mingtu, and the so-called heroes of the rivers and lakes who died under his double knife are enough to line up from the foot of Hehuan Valley to the outside of Suzhou.
Wang Mingtu glanced at the village, frowned and said to the female disciple of Hehuan Valley behind him, "There doesn't seem to be a good meat ticket here. The female disciple of Hehuan Valley turned her eyes and seemed to glance at Ba Jinlun: "Otherwise, junior sister will tie up a male meat ticket and go back, I see that this kid has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and his potential is also good." ”
Ba Jinlun suddenly trembled in his heart, "What, tie-tie-tie-ticket? Boy, my flesh is worthless, my father is a miser, I have eight elder brothers, sixteen younger brothers, he will never pay a ransom for me!"
"Yo, this little brother is reluctant. The female disciple of Hehuan Valley covered her mouth and said with a smile, "The meat ticket of our Hehuan Valley is not something that ordinary people can do, I think at the beginning, I was not also carried up the mountain by my senior brother as a meat ticket, and now, he drove me away, and I am reluctant to go." With that, she looked at the king's disciple with silky eyes.
The master of the thief, the master of the master, the trace of longing for the thief buried in the heart of Ba Jinlun for six years was activated by this pair of dog men and women at this moment, and he was so excited that he rushed up to bow his head and bow, what a flower gate, I bah!
This is the process of Ba Jinlun's acquaintance with his good brother and idol king, without earth-shattering fights and intrigues. Later, he asked Wang Mingtu why he was willing to make friends with a little shrimp like him, who was hardly a person in the rivers and lakes.
Wang Mingtu took a sip of wine at that time and said, "I didn't want to, but when you pounced on me and hugged my thigh, you just held down the door of my internal strength......
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Wang Mingtu is undoubtedly one of the most important men who grew up with Ba Jinlun. He is tough, unreasonable, loves to drink, and when he is drunk, he will complain about everything to you without heart and lungs.
According to him, he once tied 428 meat tickets for Hehuan Valley, of which 260 female meat tickets worshiped under the Hehuan Valley sect after double cultivation with him, which directly led to the imbalance of the male and female ratio of the disciples of Hehuan Valley to 7 today.
According to him, he once cut off the head of the envoy of the Black Flag of Jinyiwei, and until now Jinyiwei is still wanted by the whole country, but no Jinyiwei dares to come to Hehuan Valley to arrest him.
According to him, he once drank with Xiao Tianzhan, the leader of the beggar gang, and made the leader of the beggar gang go crazy, put his dirty pants on his head, and ran around Yanjing City three or four times.
According to him, Tan Lingbo, one of the four talented women of the Shujian League, had been in love with him for eight years, and he ignored him. When Tan Lingbo was determined to marry his fellow brother who admired him, he rushed to the wedding scene and cut off the head of the groom's official with a knife.
According to him, he is very talented, and since the age of six, he can never forget the body odor of women, from the old woman in the sixtieth birthday to the cardamom girl, he can accurately locate it, and there is no difference.
According to him, the first time he went down the mountain to tie up the meat ticket, unfortunately mistakenly chose the senior ** who weighed more than 200 pounds in the Suzhou brothel as the target, and was restrained by the old * bustard and the bodyguards of the nursing home.
According to him......
That's right, this is the senior brother of Hehuan Valley, a dissolute and unreasonable promiscuous thief king.