In a trance, Yiyun's headphones suddenly came to the music of 'Qiang Qiang', which made him extremely familiar, and at the same time he had a bad premonition in his heart.

You are a chivalrous man who seeks the ultimate meaning of humanity. 】

[For this sense, you shuttle through the most crowded subway, observing every human being's every move.] 】

[The 1.8-meter-tall body provides you with a good suppressive force, and in the tram, you can do whatever you want. 】

Now, with like-minded friends, you are standing on the platform, looking for your first prey. 】

[There is no time limit, the game starts when the tram arrives, now, please look for your prey, be careful, don't attract her attention before the tram arrives.] 】

[The game begins, the first task, click through the prey G, and complete your title of 'Tram Wolf'. 】

The white light slowly faded away, followed by Yiyun's complaints.

"What's the ultimate meaning of exploring human beings, it's actually a **, isn't it?Hey, doesn't it really matter if the knight represents this kind of person?Doesn't it really cause public anger, bastard, and this game is clearly the wolf of the tram, right?ADV introduction and background music aren't too straightforward, okay?"

"What's the fuss about hitting your prey G through it? Is it the G spot? Isn't it? Do you want me to punch your head through, bastard!"

Ye Qingmei's face was dark, she pointed to herself, and said sharply, "Like-minded friends?"

At this time, the two of them were standing on the platform, surrounded by a bustling crowd, the only thing worth noting, although these people were talking and laughing, their eyes were blank, and their movements were still a little stiff.

The light sign next to the platform flickered weakly, and the sound of ping-pong prompts moved.

Ye Qingmei was still unhappy with the voice in the headphones, and she classified herself as a 'crazy man' without authorization, she simply took off the headphones and ran away after stomping Yiyun. It seems that he wants to dissociate himself from this guy.

Yiyun grinned and rubbed his feet, wailing in his heart. "Obviously, the atmosphere before was very strict, okay?, what kind of trouble is the sudden unfolding of the gods, blame me? Being said to be an idiot blames me?"

At this time, his own faint voice came from the headphones.

[Life is short, be happy in time. 】

"I was so comforted by myself that I wanted to cry. The corners of Yiyun's mouth twitched, but the hostage was to be saved after all, so he forcibly calmed down, looked carefully at the crowd on the platform, and glanced over but was suddenly stunned.

I saw a long-haired man in the crowd with his back to him, wearing a red hat on his head and blue denim over-the-shoulder pants. This image absolutely stands out from the crowd.

The corners of Yiyun's mouth twitched even more intensely, this guy, isn't it Mario? Could he be the target?

Just as he was thinking this, a timely reminder came from the headphones.

[Discover the target, lurk behind him, and penetrate his G-spot boy with pleasure!]

"What kind of god is this, hey!" Yiyun finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he yelled at the MP3. "Is this the goal? Is the ultimate meaning of human beings cospiay Mario? Take 10,000 steps back, what is his G-spot? Isn't it the G-spot I understand? Pierce your brother-in-law with pleasure!"

Despite his loud roar, the people passing through did not glance at him with a blank face, but the one dressed as Mario glanced back suspiciously.

Yiyun hurriedly lowered his voice, squatted behind the crowd and viciously said to the headphones. "Don't let me find you, treacher!"

Just then, there was a rapid clanging sound, and the train finally made its way into the station. Ye Qingmei, who was standing far away, walked over, she covered her mouth gloating and smiled. "Tram Wolf, your realm has arrived. ”

Yoshiyun hung his head, he felt that although he didn't fight, he had been defeated by the treacherous, in a sense...

[Hehe, have you finally waited for this moment?] In the headphones, Yiyun's voice suddenly became very evil.

[Although the long hair doesn't match this outfit, the tight jeans and the peach red hat can't hide the nobility of your outfit Mario.] 】

[The smell of laundry detergent on my clothes made me deeply intoxicated, and I finally couldn't hold back my mood and laughed wildly when I walked into the tram with the red in front of me. 】

[Finally, finally I'm going to get you, plumber's dream outfit...]

Before he finished speaking, Yiyun had already quickly taken it off, grabbed it in his hand and slammed it into the glass on the side along with the MP3 and yelled.

"After all, your target is just clothes! What's the point of that idiot atmosphere in front of you, you bastard!"

After Yiyun finished speaking, the information bag in his arms suddenly vibrate, and he took it out to see that there was another MP3 inside.

With a snort, he brought the headphones to his ear, and there was a roar of 'his' from inside.

[Sega pie, just shut up and let me play DC, bastard, honestly wait for the sequel to Shenmue, bastard, you know what Mario is!]

"I don't need to say that I'll wait, I'm sure you'll make a comeback sooner or later, you Nintendo Super Mario idiot!" Yiyun also shouted excitedly.

Ye Qing looked at the crazy Yiyun with a headache and rubbed his temples.

I don't think it was a wise decision to throw away those headphones in time...

"I said why people were always staring at me. The long-haired man turned his head suddenly, and he let out a hoarse and ugly voice and stared at Yoshiyun viciously.

"Was it a Sega faction spy?"

"SHUT UP, SONY, YOU 3D MARIO!" YIYUN'S HEAD WAS BRUISED, AND THE ROBE ON HIS BODY ROSE WITHOUT WIND, AND THE GREEN LIGHT KEPT SURGING.

The green light of the peachwood sword in his hand skyrocketed.

"Die!" the long-haired man's face suddenly cracked, and out of it came a monstrous snake with a large 'G' mark on its oval head. The snake shot at Yiyun with Ye Qingmei's scream.

However, the furious Yiyun saw the head of the snake, but he was furious and laughed back.

"Sure enough, I really want to, and I can penetrate your G-spot freely!"

His peachwood sword suddenly shone brightly, turning into a rainbow that pierced the snake's forehead, splitting it in half before the snake demon could react.

Spike!

Blood gushed from the snake's neck to the ceiling, as if it were raining blood from inside the cramped ground cart. Its body collapsed with weakness. Raise a cloud of ashes.

The people around him were still staring blankly ahead, like walking corpses.

Yiyun's face was gloomy, and after a long time, he suddenly calmed down.

"yes, if this youkai were exposed in the overcrowded train, a lot of people would die, right?"

"Do you first use something I am familiar with to make me complain, and then change the coercive process to make me irritable?"

He smiled and tapped his headphones lightly.

"It seems that you are not your average Nintendo faction... Oh, not just ordinary youkai. ”

But there was an emotionless voice in the headphones again.

[Get the quest item, the plumber's fantasy set]

[The task is completed, and the next task is advanced.] 】

Immediately, the white light enveloped the two of them...

It's night.

The night sky is as calm as water, and the stars are shining.

In the midst of the white light, a man and a woman fell in a small alley in the starlight.

One of the men looked at the paper bag he was holding and shook his head helplessly.

"So, why the hell did we bring this dress? ”

"It's all said to be mission props, okay? Ye Qingmei frowned her nose, and she pointed at Yiyun's forehead and said word by word. "Carry it for me, if I throw it away while I'm not paying attention, hum..."

Listening to her chilling laughter, Yiyun couldn't help but shrink her neck, this woman's anger on the platform has already been full, if it weren't for the thousands of hostages in the hands of the treacherous demons, it is estimated that she would have turned on the rampage mode.

So, for now, try not to mess with her.

"What kind of place is this?The buildings around it don't look like those in Times Square?" Looking around, Ye Qingmei wondered.

"Huh?" Yiyun raised his head when he heard this, and frowned for a long time. "Why are they all bungalows?"

Just as the two of them were confused, a voice came from the headphones.

[Late at night, lonely cold, I feel extremely lonely. 】

[The light rain beat on my heart, and I strolled through the alleys, thinking and wandering, and even lost myself. 】

As soon as the words fell, a drizzle fell on the alley.

[Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of me, wearing a shrine maiden costume and holding a sword, walking gracefully in the rain. It was a beautiful picture. 】

[I looked at her back in fascination, and involuntarily, stepped forward. 】

[She is the meaning of my existence. 】

[Task 2, the tail line of the witch, don't be discovered by her.] 】

The voices disappeared, leaving behind the two who were confused, and just as they were about to speak, their faces suddenly changed.

Hearing the sound of clattering footsteps coming from in front of them, a flash of white appeared in the eyes of the two of them, and they quickly turned into another alley.

Yiyun tugged at the corners of his mouth, the familiar building, the equally familiar mission requirements, and the corners of the clothes...

"Hey, be careful. Yiyun calmly pulled Ye Qingmei's clothes and said. "Don't kick the can under your feet, she'll hear it. ”

Ye Qing's eyebrows were stunned, she looked down at the can she almost touched, and then looked up at Yiyun again, and asked as if she was aware of it. "This can't be another Hgame you've ever played, right?"

"Hehe..."Yiyun smiled numbly, "It's worthy of being a policeman, and I found out at once." ”

Ye Qingmei looked defeated, and she sighed with her forehead. "In a sense, you're the same as the Demon... It's very similar. ”

"Don't compare me to that Nintendo-school minority, okay?" "If you don't chase after you, the shrine maiden will run away. ”

"Cut, men in heat are really grumpy. Ye Qingmei pursed his lips and trotted towards the exit.

"Hey, do you call puberty estrus, be careful when you speak, bastard!" Yiyun said as he chased after him.

Next, the two followed very cautiously, keeping a safe distance from the witch walking in front, and whenever she turned her head vigilantly, the two would hug each other in seconds and pretend to be in love**. When she turned around, Ye Qingmei would give him a heart-warming fist, and then followed by a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, which knocked Brother Yiyun to the ground.

The shrine maiden slowly turned into another alley, and the two of them followed cautiously.

When he walked around the corner, Yiyun pulled her again, and he walked to the front and whispered. "There's a dog squatting outside the entrance of this house, and although it's cute, it barks at strangers, and I've been stuck here many times. ”

"And the best way is to walk against the wall..."As he spoke, he walked along the wall on the other side to the front, turning his head and smiling at Ye Qingmei as he walked. "Don't look at me, I'm a wastewood, but it's still useful when it's supposed to work. ”

Ye Qingmei twitched the corners of her mouth, she raised her jade arm and pointed to the top of Yiyun's head, and asked expressionlessly. "Cute puppy?"

At the same time, a sharp and heavy object was placed on Yiyun's shoulder, and he glanced at it and saw that it was actually a hideous claw. There was a constant stream of viscous liquid dripping on his neck. Breaths sprayed behind his back, blowing the robes continuously.

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