Chapter 474: Nine Heavens Soldiers and Bandits
readx;? Lu Fengyin looked at Zhao Yue'er in his arms with a smile, and his left hand couldn't help but secretly stroke Shui Xiu'er's towering buttocks. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but it was such a gentle touch, but it was also looked at by Zhao Yue'er, who suddenly woke up. There is nothing to say, Zhao Yue'er twisted Lu Feng's ear with one hand, and it was a 180-degree rotation. 'Squeak' screamed, and Lu Feng hurriedly howled: "Xiu'er, let go quickly, but you want to be crushed and killed." ”
After taking a look at Zhao Yue'er, who was pretty, Shui Xiu'er suddenly woke up, quickly jumped up, and ran out with a blushing face. "Master, I'll go and bring you a bowl of medicine for the adults. ”
Shui Xiu'er had just run out, and there was a sudden 'tsk' laugh on the window lattice, and Lu Feng turned his head to look at it, but it was the anonymous man who grimaced at him. But somehow, this grimace was also seen by Zhao Yue'er, so Lu Feng's ears were twisted sixty degrees again, and the whole ear was almost falling off from his face. And Zhao Yue'er waved her sleeves, and a vigorous sword qi 'rattle' slashed towards the anonymous clan.
Anonymous exclaimed, and quickly turned into a ball of colored light and disappeared without a trace. Her frightened voice was heard in the air: "Miss Amitabha, I didn't mean to peek at you to be jealous. ”
With a sneer, Lu Feng leaned on the head of the bed, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Zhao Yue'er with a sneer: "How can my little lady be such a vinegar jar? But it's no wonder who called me an adult, I am so majestic, heroic, and domineering...... Hehe!" Lu Feng smiled, and Zhao Yue'er was face changed from iron blue to pink and from pink to bruised, and finally couldn't help but lightly press a palm on Lu Feng's thigh.
'Bang', the dirty pants on Lu Feng's thighs turned to pieces, but his skin and flesh were not red at all. Zhao Yue'er exclaimed: "Fengzi, you have been in a coma for a month, but how did you become so weird?
Lu Feng ignored her, took Zhao Yue'er in his arms with one hand, and said vaguely: "Empty is not empty, not empty is empty." It doesn't matter if it's empty or not, my lady, we'll make out first. Have I been in a coma for a month? How can I clearly feel that I have been practicing for a month?" Lu Feng waved his hand and pushed all the doors and windows up, adding several prohibitions. muttered in a low voice: "After breaking and then establishing Nirvana and being reborn, I exhausted the true yuan in my body that day, but the whole body was washed once, and the benefits were great." ”
Looking at Zhao Yue'er with her eyes closed tightly in her arms, Lu Fengwei smiled and said: "It's still useless to be shy, why don't you just wait and not open your eyes?" Hehe, that question the heavens is indeed mysterious, and you can actually comprehend an extremely subtle dual cultivation method, which can make Yue'er, your skills catch up with me as soon as possible." Don't waste your time, increasing your power is the most important thing these days. ”
Speaking of which, Lu Feng untied Zhao Yue'er's clothes three times and divided them by two. Cheered and pounced. Just when Zhao Yue'er was moaning coquettishly, Lu Feng suddenly transmitted his voice: "Go to the palace everywhere and invite the Bailing Dao Master to come for a while, it is the one who will recruit thousands of heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to descend to earth." Well, give his lay descendants a little more benefit, let the old Taoist leave all the experience of summoning heavenly soldiers, and say that Lord Ben is very interested in it. I'll look for you when I'm done, master. ”
Zhao Yue'er was already wide-eyed, grabbed Lu Feng's ear with one hand, and pulled it fiercely: "Are you practicing or what are you doing?" Lu Feng smiled dumbly and buried himself in cultivation.
The cold wind pushed the dark clouds, the dark clouds wrapped in the cold wind, ran from the north in a puff of smoke, and large snowflakes sprinkled all over the world as if they didn't need capital. The wind was blowing, and the trees were shivering in the cold wind, like a flipped chick. A group of big men carrying heavy bronze pillars weighing thousands of catties, with two thousand strong men wearing only trousers, roared and ran around Beiping City, bringing the only vitality to this cold and dim world.
Gradually, a stream of people rushed out of the city gate, and the same strong men carried the same heavy things, with the same almost ** brigade of men and horses, howling and running frantically in the cold wind. Lu Yi, the forty-nine divine beasts, trained the various teams under Lu Feng fiercely every day, so that except for the people and horses of Jinyiwei, everyone cried and shouted at their mothers, but their combat effectiveness really increased. Even the thousands of cultivators of the Jinyi Guard have become more sophisticated, more capable, and more hard-working.
Lu Feng stood in the wide open space in the back garden of Jinyiwei, listening to the loud roars coming from all around, and couldn't help but laugh with satisfaction. "When the war breaks out again, if Your Majesty leads the broken camp with the kitten, let Lu Yi and them follow the kitten to show their faces on the battlefield. Hehe, hey, fifty strong men like mad tigers, who deserves it in the world?"
Squinting his eyes and laughing for a while, Lu Feng flipped through the method sent by Bailing Lao Dao about the summoning of heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals. To say that summoning heavenly soldiers or even summoning powerful heavenly generals is a very common spell in the Central Plains Daomen. But no matter how powerful Rao is, the monk can call him three or five heavenly soldiers, and the heavenly generals will descend to the sky, which is already a great favor. However, Bailing Lao Dao can summon so many heavenly soldiers at one time, even if he is the head of the Kunlun faction, he probably does not have this ability.
And the unique part is in this experience. Lu Feng flipped through the thin book, and couldn't help but have a strange look on his face. No wonder, no wonder Zhou Shi's face was so strange when he handed this thing to himself last night. Turning the book into ashes casually, Lu Feng thought for a while, looked up at the sky, and suddenly showed an extremely evil smile. "Come on, set up a fire in the backyard, light a bonfire, and prepare to roast sheep, cows, and dogs. Get him a thousand jars of spirits, the stronger the better!"
What is Lu Feng's identity now, what status of people? As soon as he gave the order, the people to whom the Jinyi Wei belonged were as busy as Ma Fei. It's just half an hour's effort, and in this open space, the smell of wine and meat is soaring. There were 50 cows, 100 sheep, and 50 black dogs on the 200 barbecue racks. A thousand jars of liquor are even more inspiring to the strong aroma of barbecue. Drilling straight into a person's nose is like two sharp arrows and going directly into the heart of a person.
Leaving two hundred masters in the door to take care of those barbecue racks, a strong golden light suddenly appeared on Lu Feng's body, he pinched the magic mantra, prayed a few words sincerely, and suddenly pointed to the sky with his right hand, and immediately saw a ball of golden light rising into the sky, directly breaking through the clouds. Rushed into the Void. This Lu Feng tried this technique of summoning heavenly soldiers and generals, but he was much more powerful than the Bailing Dao people, just looking at the fluctuations of the spiritual power around him, Lu Feng was at least a hundred times stronger than the Bailing Dao people.
But after a full cup of tea, Lu Feng and the others saw a small hole suddenly open in the sky. A ball of golden light fell slowly with an incomparably majestic majesty. This golden light fell to the ground and suddenly exploded, revealing a golden armor heavenly general inside. This general is much more majestic than the one summoned by Bai Ling, in addition to his extremely tall height and extremely heavy armor, the sword in his hand is clearly a rare immortal weapon, and the cloak behind him is even more fluttering, which adds a lot of free and easy strength to him out of thin air.
Lu Feng clearly saw that the general fell to the ground in a big way, and suddenly two golden lights shot out of his eyes, and shouted at him: "Where is the monk, why did the monk summon the general, the lower realm, is it to subdue demons and eliminate demons, or why?" The general's style was sufficient, but suddenly, his eyebrows twitched, his eyes rolled around, his nose twitched fiercely, and he was a little distracted after a few moves. He didn't look at Lu Feng, but focused on the barbecue and spirits next to him.
Lu Feng laughed enthusiastically and said loudly: "Wu Er Xiaodao has recently obtained a little good wine and a little good meat, but no one has shared it, so I specially invited the general to enjoy this wine and meat with the lower realm." He smiled like a vixen, squinting his eyes and looking at the golden-armored general without blinking.
The general was stunned for a moment, and suddenly grinned and shouted loudly: "What nonsense do you think of Ben Jiang? It's just some wine and meat, and you actually bother Ben Jiang to go to Shu? What is your name? Ben Jiang will definitely take a heavy look at you, and in the future, you will have a good feeling when the catastrophe comes!" But his eyes rolled around again, and he couldn't help but glance at the roast meat dripping with yellow fat, and his nose twitched even more rapidly, and this appearance was not majestic at all.
Lu Feng didn't eat this set even more, rolled his eyes, put his hands behind his back, and said coldly: "I don't know the hearts of good people, hum, if you don't eat it, that's it." Come on, break all these jars, throw them in the gutter, and take all the barbecue and feed it to the dogs. What kind of general are you in the heavenly realm? This general is a first-class general of the Ming Dynasty, how can he be lower than you in terms of status?"
The god general was stunned for a moment, and seemed to suddenly remember the delicate relationship between the heavenly realm and the human world, and actually saluted to Lu Feng respectfully: "Da Luo Heavenly Forbidden God Camp Commander Xiahou Feng has seen the general. ”
'Bang' There seemed to be someone on the wall who had fallen down, Lu Feng glanced back inadvertently, and viciously gave them a warning look, asking them to get out as far as they wanted. At that moment, Lu Feng immediately turned his head and approached with a smile, Xiahou Feng affectionately held Xiahou Feng's huge slap and said with a smile: "It turned out to be General Xiahou, this official General Lu Feng is Xiahou Feng, but our names are the same." This is fate...... No wonder the officer and the general felt so pleasing to the eye as soon as they met?"
That Xiahou Feng laughed wildly, and when he saw Lu Feng stammering like this, he nodded again and again: "It's not Lord Lu, it's a general, a general, a general, and a general, we are all born as soldiers! Hehe, we are good people when we are soldiers, those high-ranking immortals are all from cultivation, how many good birds are there?" His footsteps had already moved, and he followed Lu Feng towards a roast cow, and the corners of his mouth could vaguely see saliva flowing down.
After waiting for Lu Feng to tear off a hind leg without saying a word, and handed it to Xiahou Feng, Xiahou Feng was no longer polite, sat cross-legged on the ground, opened his big mouth, and bit it. The mouth is full of oily mouth...... Xiahou Feng suddenly cried out with a whimper: "Lord Lu, Xiaguan hasn't eaten this bite for hundreds of years! In the past, those brothers who often went to the lower realm could still get some oil and water to wet their mouths, but Xiaguan, as the governor of the forbidden god camp, is not summoned by a Taoist whose mana has reached a certain level, so he can't go to the lower realm privately." ”
Xiahou Feng shouted angrily: "But with a cultivator like Lord Lu, who would summon a lower-level heavenly general like a cultivator like Lord Lu?
Lu Feng asked him curiously, "Then General Xiahou is not from a cultivator, but how did he go to the Heavenly Realm to become a general?"
Xiahou Feng's face was full of indignation, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Back then, Xia Guan was the general of the forbidden army of the Great Sui Dynasty. It's just that the soldiers robbed a few cities, and they were actually found guilty and beheaded. But when he cut off his head and died, he died, but when he was in the underworld, he was going to go to the eighteenth layer of hell to suffer, but people from the heavenly realm said that he was brave in battle, and he was a general, but the heavenly realm lacked the ability to lead the troops to fight, so he extradited the lower official to the fairy world, got rid of the mortal fetus, got the immortal body, and became a heavenly general. ”
Licking his lips and biting down again, Xiahou Feng grinded his teeth and hummed: "Later, the subordinate soldiers of the lower officials died one after another." The subordinate sent a letter down and transferred them all to his command. And Xia Guan liked the righteous brothers the most, and later saw a group of brothers who rebelled, what was Liangshan, they were beheaded, and they were recruited. There are still many people, but they are righteous people who dare to cut people! But I didn't expect to recruit them to the heavenly realm, but it hurt them. ”
Lu Feng squinted his eyes and smiled slyly, and he already had an opinion in his heart. And the masters of the Yellow Dragon Gate next to him were already in a state of dripping, and they almost fell to the ground without a single head. How could it be that the people and horses of his forbidden god camp that Xiahou Feng said were generally composed of such superb talents as the broken camp of the kittens?
But I heard Lu Feng ask in a dark voice: "But I don't know how to hurt them?"
Xiahou Feng helplessly spread out his hand, threw away the devoured ox leg, tore off one of the ox legs, held it in his arms, bit it with a big mouth, and said vaguely: "How did you hurt them? The rules and regulations of the fairy world are strict, and we can't beat those immortals who are from the cultivation realm, so we can only obey their orders." But in the heavenly realm, where are the big fish, big meat, good wine, and beautiful women waiting for us? Even if we go down to the eighteen layers of hell, we will finally have a hope, and one day we will be reincarnated as human beings and enjoy these things again? But in the heavenly realm, we will really never come out!"
He complained: "Those subordinate brothers have low immortal power, and from time to time they can be summoned by the monks of the lower realm to go down and enjoy a little incense after some hard work. Accept their affection, and every time you can get some slices of meat and shredded meat, two or three glasses of light wine will come up for the lower officials to enjoy. Suddenly, he slammed his fist on the ground, and the whole yard shook. He scolded angrily: "It's just that there are Taoists in the lower realm, and they are so poor that they are as pants, where do they have any good wine and good meat to serve?"
He looked at Lu Feng with tears on his face and howled extremely aggrievedly: "For hundreds of years, the best incense that the lower official has ever eaten in the heavenly realm is a few raw and cold pig heads! Even if the pig head is dismissed, the lower official can't enjoy it alone! There are a total of thirty-six battalions of heavenly soldiers set up by Da Luo Tian to listen to the orders and summons of the lower realm! The commander of the thirty-six battalions! What can a pig head and thirty-six people share our piece so big, what can he eat?"
There was a terrifying 'quack' sound in his teeth, and Xiahou Feng pointed at God and scolded: "Last year, on Chinese New Year's Eve, a member of the hall, the superintendent of the Heavenly General's Forbidden God Camp was given half a piece of pig ears to celebrate the New Year, and God even if he was a death row prisoner in a human prison, he was treated better than us! You cultivators-born immortals eat and drink dew, that's used to it, but we have to eat wine and meat to live! Just drink the northwest wind, we can't drink enough!"
The people who spoke unintentionally wept when they heard it! The Jinyi guards all gathered around, looking at this heavenly general who came from the heavenly realm but was worse than the jailer of the Ming Dynasty, and his life was not as good as that of the Ming Dynasty. They felt even more that following Lu Feng was indeed wise and wise, not to mention that at least good wine and meat, beautiful women and women would enjoy endless enjoyment!
Lu Feng gently patted Xiahou Feng on the shoulder and said very gently: "It turns out that the Heavenly Realm is such a place of pure suffering, no wonder cultivators have pure hearts and few desires, and they don't have these thoughts. But I don't know that you have obtained the immortal body without cultivating the Tao, and you can't bear that kind of suffering...... That's it, just tell the brothers to come down a few times, and the official has wine and meat here, and he has a little assets to entertain the brothers. ”
That Xiahou Feng was overjoyed, and he didn't ask if Lu Feng could afford to support the spiritual power required by so many heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, and as soon as he took care of his own pinching technique, the golden light shot towards the sky. That is, in the blink of an eye, Lu Feng fell to the ground with a bang, oh my God, the golden light flashed in the sky, at least 10,000 points of golden light roared down from the sky!