"Young man, please go over there to sign up, Mr. Ma is being interviewed. The drifting Ma Shi Niang was born charming, and said in a delicate voice.

Chu Xiao was unmoved, walked straight to Master Ma, and said with a smile, "Master Ma, can you show me your bird." ”

"This..."Master Ma's expression changed when he heard this.

At this time, Master Ma stood up with a red face and said, "Young man, please be respectful, Teacher Ma's bird can be seen if anyone wants to see it, even I can't let it be seen." ”

Master Ma also said with a look of embarrassment, "Little brother, in front of the public, how can you speak so lightly to me, an old man, this... I really can't show you this. ”

"Damn, what kind of person is this buddy, this request is too much. ”

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang, a certain man unexpectedly... Master Ma, show him quickly, and we will see it too. ”

"I guess the bird doesn't fly that bird. ”

Of course, the viewers in the live broadcast room saw that this kid was here to smash the field, and suddenly there was a burst of ghosts crying and wolf howling.

Chu Xiao glanced at the birdcage in the distance, and then walked by himself.

"Master Ma, I don't want to show you that birds don't fly. ”

Master Ma and Master Ma suddenly realized.

It turned out to be this bird, and I thought it was that bird.

Master Ma hurriedly shouted, "Stop, that bird can't be shown to you." ”

After that, several disciples were quick and blocked Chu Xiao's way.

"I said that you young man is sincerely looking for trouble, right? In that case, then I will show you my famous stunts. ”

In order to prove himself, Master Ma finally came up with a trick.

Lightning Five Whips!

"Boys, get out of the way, it's not good to hurt you. ”

The crowd around them retreated.

Then Master Ma raised his paws and scratched wildly, dancing on the high voltage yes.

After a dazzling operation, Master Ma finally relented.

"Master Ma is Master Ma, and the kung fu that has anything to do with people is not at all, it is all an anti-human operation. ”

"Urine is urine, don't dare to provoke, no wonder you can be favored by a beauty like Shi Niang. ”

However, Master Ma, who has already been in the play, seems to have a great desire to perform at the moment, and after performing the lightning five consecutive whips, he seems to feel that he is not happy.

Then he confidently hooked his finger to a prop brother who was eating melons, "Come here, little brother, tell me how much you weigh!"

"Two hundred pounds!" The prop brother is tall and burly.

"I'm a hundred pounds, and by weight, you're much taller than me!" Master Ma smiled.

"Haha, follow my dad, strong physique!" the prop brother responded with a smile.

"It's a good physique, use all your strength to shoot at me, it's no problem to hit me in the stomach and chest, see if you can beat me, a heavyweight who is below you, even if you hit hard!"

Master Ma straightened his chest and motioned to the prop brother.

", this old liar is desperate, with his physique, the prop brother is so strong, he can't beat him out with one punch!"

"He probably put the brakes in advance. ”

The audience was boiling.

I saw Master Ma first hug the camera with both hands, and then opened his feet and took a horse step on the spot.

"Let's fight!" Master Ma said with a puffed up chest and a throat.

The prop brother first pushed the horse master.

Seeing that the other party did not move, he used his strength to eat.

The last punch hit Master Ma in the stomach, and Master Ma only took two steps back, but there was nothing unusual at all, and he didn't seem to feel it at all.

The prop brother was unbelievable, and it was two more punches when he went up, and the result was the same.

"It's really like acting, who invited the actors. ”

"The prop guy performed well, adding chicken legs at night. ”

The props brother knows the weight of his punch, and it is definitely not adulterated, but Ma Baowen is fine?

"Master Ma, you have real kung fu. The prop brother had to retreat with his fists clenched, and his face was confused when he couldn't figure out the situation.

"Haha, this is nothing, this is the golden bell jar, which combines the essence of Tai Chi "hair extension", the harder you work, the more stable I am. ”

"Because when your power passed through the seven tendons and veins of my body, it has been dissolved by my 'internal strength' and turned into the energy of my body!"

Master Ma smiled incomprehensibly.

tucked legs,

Harvesting,

said, looking at Chu Xiao, who was still silent, "Little brother, several of my famous tricks have been performed, you always believe it this time, right?"

Chu Xiao suddenly smiled and said, "I also want to punch, just punch it." ”

Looking at Chu Xiao's smile, Master Ma actually thought of Feng Yuxiu, and he felt a shudder.

He immediately shook his head, shaking off his thoughts.

He glanced at Chu Xiao.

The young man in front of him is lean, far less strong than the prop brother, and his strength should not be great, right?

"Yes, you can fight, not to mention three punches, thirty punches. ”

As he spoke, Master Ma posed at this time.

Boom!

As soon as Master Ma's words fell, he immediately flew out like a cannonball, and his figure disappeared in front of the camera and appeared in the background.

"Damn, this guy has practiced. ”

"One punch to solve it, it's too hard. ”

"This punch, whoever puts it will have to be hit with internal injuries. ”

The audience felt a pain in their flesh across the screen and felt the weight of that punch.

"Ahh My old darling. Ma Shiniang chased after her frightened face with a pale face.

Master Ma's head was wrapped in white gauze, he was beaten and disheveled, and he sat on the ground vomiting blood and spitting blood and slapping with a bewildered face.

"Call an ambulance, let's go back to the hospital, it's too dangerous outside. Master Ma hugged the stunned Master Ma, crying pear blossoms with rain.

Soon, the ambulance arrived, and the disciples hurriedly carried the master to the car.

"Look what it is, something has fallen from the old horse's belly, like... Is it a skin?"

"I saw it too, I wiped it, and I was punched and peeled off?"

", how can there be such a thick skin. ”

"That's a piece of pork skin, I sell pork, absolutely yes, it should be several layers together. ”

"Damn, no wonder that prop brother can't use his milk strength, I thought it was a fraud, and I blamed the little brother. ”

"Xu Xiao is still light, Master Ma's brain is still enough. ”

"Hey, what about the little brother who just shot? ”

At this moment, someone found that Chu Xiao was gone.

"That little brother should be a person with real kung fu, and he will definitely keep his hand, otherwise Master Ma will have to prepare a coffin for his old baby now. ”

At this time, Chu Xiao withdrew from the scene after giving Master Ma a punch to recuperate.

[Hum! The great earthquake of the system, from the confession of Master Ma. 】

[Congratulations to the host for helping the old horse change his mind and become a new man. 】

[Activate the new character card: Fire Cloud Evil God!] 】

Walking on the road, Chu Xiao's system suddenly activated a new character card.

"Activated so easily, or is it the Fire Cloud Evil God?"

Chu Xiao had only one question in his heart at the moment.

In the end, it is the evil god of fire clouds in kung fu.

Or is it the fire cloud evil god in the Dragon and Tiger Gate?

To be honest, Chu Xiao still prefers the Huoyun Evil God in the Dragon and Tiger Gate.

Shura mask, blood-colored cape, retro dress, plus the foil of the villain's perfect figure, you have to be beautiful and have a figure, absolutely cool and frivolous, a proper villain boss image.

As for the Huoyun Evil God in Kung Fu, the force value may be extremely terrifying, and it is difficult to tell which is stronger and which is weaker.

But...

It's too stumbling!

Thinking about it, Chu Xiao was eager to know the result, and immediately returned home at a flying speed, ready to fuse immediately.

As soon as he entered the door, Chu Xiao couldn't wait to summon the system.

"System, fusion!"