After sending out a lot of invitations, Bigan said that he was afraid that it would be too late and delay his return, so he wanted to leave Liu Haixian or Chen Haoran alone to continue sending invitations.

Chen Haoran was scared when he heard this, after all, he was a person who had left his city for the first time, and it was a little difficult to distinguish between southeast and northwest when he arrived in this kind of place, and it was quite terrible to let him stay here alone.

So Bigan meant to let Liu Haixian stay. Liu Haixian didn't pick up Bigan's words, after all, they were immortals at the same level, and no one could care about anyone, Liu Haixian's silence was actually a protest against Bigan.

Of course, Chen Haoran didn't want Liu Haixian to stay in this big city, these immortals have been in the sky for a long time, and they have problems with their brains, so they always do some inexplicable things, Chen Haoran is very afraid that he will poke him in Beijing, but it seems that he can't leave no one behind.

The driver, Wang Xiaozhen, suggested: "Aren't you just using express delivery? Why do you have to leave one person for?"

Chen Haoran's eyes lit up, and he was very happy, but these two immortals didn't know what a courier was, so Chen Haoran explained to them that it was "eight hundred miles expedited", and the two gods of wealth were also happy to hear that the two gods of wealth here, so they urged the driver to rush back.

The big car was galloping, Chen Haoran and they were speeding on the highway, looking at the cars that flashed back and forth, Chen Haoran suddenly remembered that now everyone has their own car, which may be the progress of the times.

Back in his hometown, Chen Haoran suddenly felt comfortable, as if the air in his hometown was so appetite for him, he took a few deep breaths, and suddenly felt full of energy, feeling that the words he said were several decibels bigger than usual.

When Chen Haoran returned to his city, it was just over half past three in the afternoon. They didn't go back to the dormitory. Instead, it drove directly into the city hall.

The gate of the city hall is actually not difficult to enter, because the petitioners do not drive the bus to enter the petition, so as long as you drive a bus and make up an excuse, the doorman will let you in immediately.

Of course, if the IQ is too low, it would be tragic to make up some reason for "I went to the toilet", and I would be beaten up.

Chen Haoran now understands one thing, that is, to walk the rivers and lakes, you must have a high IQ. At least there is a level of braggart compared to this kind of profession, which can be said to be a windy and rainy, and a chic artistic life.

Bigan also taught Chen Haoran and said: "Don't be afraid of lightning after pretending! If someone doubts you, it means that you still don't blow big enough!"

Chen Haoran looked up at Bigan, and admired it in his heart, there are many people with IQ like Bigan in China, and the legendary stories they created are also recited by everyone.

Even after entering the government gate, Chen Haoran was still very nervous. This feeling is like a prisoner who has entered the public security bureau inexplicably, and may be doing something above board, but he always feels that a certain nerve in his heart is abnormal.

Chen Haoran is like this, since he entered the office of the government building, his thin legs have been trembling, and the amplitude is getting bigger and bigger, and Chen Haoran can't walk in a straight line in the end.

Liu Haixian also discovered Chen Haoran's abnormality and asked about the cause and effect of the incident. stepped forward and kicked Chen Haoran on his left foot.

Liu Haixian originally wanted to kick Chen Haoran so that he could distract him and stay calm. But what he didn't expect was that Chen Haoran was too nervous, and he couldn't control his nervousness, just this kick, Chen Haoran didn't stand firm and fell down.

Liu Haixian laughed: "Chen Haoran, you are too unproductive, and you are not letting you do bad things, why are you so nervous?"

"If you are small, you are afraid of officials. I was nervous when I entered the teacher's office, and I didn't want to die when I entered the government. ”

"Out of breath!"

Chen Haoran stood up and continued to walk with the two immortals, but his legs were still shaking violently.

This room is the office of the municipal government, that room is the office of the municipal people's congress, and the next room is the office of the director of the municipal people's congress. The most excessive thing is that he also passed by the mayor's office, Chen Haoran's heart was about to explode, and there were people talking inside, Chen Haoran thought that it was the mayor, and it was the first time to have such close contact with high-level officials.

The two gods of wealth led Chen Haoran to the deputy mayor's office, knocked on the door, and a voice came from inside, "Please come in!"

Three people opened the door and entered.

Tan Hongkun, Vice Mayor Tan has only come up in the past few years, thinking that he is a young deputy mayor, and his prestige and qualifications are not very qualified, since he was in charge of the city's investment promotion, he has always wanted to express himself in a hurry.

The reason why these two gods of wealth chose this deputy mayor is definitely because they did a good job in the early stage and did it in detail, which is also thanks to the fact that the cream Xuanzang bubble forum quarreled with others, and that person was excited to leak the government's secrets, and these two gods of wealth felt that this was also an opportunity, so they came to this deputy mayor.

As soon as you enter the door, Bigan does not show that you are not born.

"Mayor Tan, hello, we are Xianfanmeng Film and Television Company, and my surname is better than my name. ”

"Bigan? It's a funny name. Please sit down, what is the matter with you?"

Bigan sat down slowly and didn't look up and said, "Mayor Tan, we are a little trivial!"

Vice Mayor Tan smiled and said: "I'm the deputy mayor, don't call me mayor, you can't do things that exceed your authority, don't scream nonsense, it's easy to have problems if you call it wrong." Don't beat around the bush, just say anything!"

Bigan coughed slightly, cleared his throat and said, "We're here to give gifts!"

Then Deputy Mayor Tan's face changed suddenly.

"Are you sick, will you do something?" But Vice Mayor Tan seemed to realize that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately corrected him: "Am I that kind of person? I am an official just to be able to do something for the people and contribute something to our city." You guys, you guys, you get me out!"

Bigan didn't stand up, "Vice Mayor Tan, you didn't understand, we are here to give gifts, this gift is above board, don't worry!"

"Nonsense, where is it fair to give gifts to officials? You should hurry up and get me out, or I'll have to call someone!"

Bigan stood up and said, "Okay, since Vice Mayor Tan is unwilling, we are not reluctant. We're just here to give away some political achievements!"

When Deputy Mayor Tan heard this, he was stunned for a moment. Hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! What do you mean, be specific!"

Bigan said: "We are here to deliver political achievements!"

"What kind of achievements, you can talk about it!"

Bigan said: "I heard that the city recently issued a document saying that it encourages the development of the cultural industry, but the cultural industry in our city has not been very good, so we Xianfanmeng Film and Television Company plans to return to our hometown and make great progress." We have joined forces with the famous fantasy vertical and horizontal and the China Writers Association this time, and the plan is to adapt a large number of online novels into TV series and put them on the screen, it is estimated that this market has huge potential, and if it is small, we are just a film and television industry, and if it is big, our city will also become a film and television city, if it is big enough, it is simply Oriental Hollywood. ”

Then Deputy Mayor Tan suddenly stood up, "Why didn't I know that our city had such a powerful film and television company?"

Bigan said calmly: "We used to do it in Beijing, but it is difficult to get policy support for doing film and television in Beijing. So we think it's better to return to our hometown, and it just so happens that our government has such a good policy now, so we came over to visit and ask Vice Mayor Tan if he can give support, if not, we can go to other cities to have a look. ”

Vice Mayor Tan suddenly stood up and shook Bigan's hand, "Bigan, right? Can our government not support it? In other words, the current economic development is not difficult, as long as it is polluting and noisy. That's a lot, but we don't have much pollution in a cultural industry like yours, and we welcome you!

Bigan said very calmly: "A piece of paper!"

Vice Mayor Tan patted his chest and said, "Little things, no problem! I'll let the office handle it for you!"

Chen Haoran stared at a big eye, and said in his heart: Ah! It's so simple?

The government's official documents have been completed. Chen Haoran was particularly surprised, he didn't expect that the immortal Bigan could have such a great ability, Chen Haoran was envious to death, Chen Haoran had a little urge to worship Bigan as a teacher, Chen Haoran felt that he used this technique to pick up girls. That's not stressful at all.

But Chen Haoran knew that there was a bigger problem in front of them, that is, the cowhide on the periphery was blown out, but the essential company had no shadow at all, thinking of this, Chen Haoran suddenly began to worry.

"Master driver, you did a good job, this is money, you take it, go back and thank you boss, maybe we will use your car next time?" Liu Haixian said.

"Thank you, boss!" the driver, Wang Xiaozhen, added the gas pedal and drove away.

Chen Haoran stepped forward and said: "God of Wealth, my little travel agency is still in a tragic state, it has just been smashed, you will let me leave a contact address everywhere now, in case there is something wrong, I can't afford it!"

Na Bigan didn't seem to hear what Chen Haoran was saying, and said: "Chen Haoran, where did you buy that mobile phone, I want to buy a good one, what do you think is the best mobile phone, I'll buy one tomorrow, and then I have time to contact and liaise with these cooperative units, and in business, we also pay attention to coming and going, by the way, let's see where their work has been? Let's not delay the progress, it's not good!"

Chen Haoran was surprised and asked, "Our progress?"

"yes, didn't I say I wanted to build a film and television city?"

"God of Wealth, you're kidding, the Jade Emperor has an order, you can't use spells casually!"

"I know this, I won't use spells indiscriminately!"

"And ...... money?"

"The government's official documents have been approved, are you still worried about not being able to get a loan, I have already inquired, the banks in the mortal world are full of money!"

Chen Haoran was stunned, "Is this okay?"

"It must work, if not, we are a fraud gang!"

Chen Haoran said in surprise: "God of Wealth, don't talk nonsense, the law stipulates that only three or more people can be regarded as a gang!"

Bigan: "Isn't it a gang?"

Chen Haoran said, "But are you two people?"

Bigan suddenly looked up at the sky, looked at the sky that was about to darken, and said, "It's a gang, it's a gang!"

......

Chen Haoran was suddenly stunned, he seemed to understand something, and then kept silently reciting: "Gang, gang, gang...... Three people. Three people, three people. ”

"God of Wealth, don't you mean that this gang also includes me?"

Bigan didn't answer Chen Haoran's words, but just said to Liu Haixian: "Let's go, let's go back, it's time to rest after a tired day today!"

Li Richang was stunned with a big mouth.

At this time, Liu Haixian patted Chen Haoran on the shoulder from behind as if comforting. Then I went back to the dormitory.

Chen Haoran was terrified, and thought: I am a fraudster, I am a fraudster, we are a gang of fraudsters, they are immortals, and they don't need to go to jail, but what about me? Now I heard that the prison is very chaotic, and it is easy to be bullied by a fierce man, but. However, I don't have my first love, my first kiss, my first night, and I can't stand the macho man...... , how can I be a fraud?!

Chen Haoran returned to the dormitory with a very nervous mood, and the two gods of literature and wealth seemed to be nothing, shouting and playing poker while stuffing big buns in their mouths. Not a word about today's events.

Chen Haoran was also hungry, stuffed a bun and began to think about it, and in a few days, he must find Tai Baixing to talk about this matter. Otherwise, it would be too dangerous, and Chen Haoran would not have much courage to fight, let alone go to prison.

Chen Haoran was eating steamed buns, and suddenly saw a big cardboard box on the ground, which was bulging, Chen Haoran asked, "Crazy." What did you buy, such a big cardboard box?"

Chen Haoran knew that among the remaining people, there were crazy people who had money, and crazy people who were in charge of finances.

"Erbi, didn't you watch TV, didn't you watch the news? The nuclear reactor exploded, and then the radioactive material spread, and it is said that eating iodine can prevent radiation, and there may be radiation in the sea salt in the future, so we bought a large amount of salt! You haven't seen the scene of dropping in the supermarket today, thousands of people have not been out of stock for half an hour, and the salt has been out of stock at once. Erbi, you don't know how much I ran and how hard it took me to get edible salt from a few small shops. ”

"Edible salt protects against radiation, who said that?"

The madman said, "That's what the experts say!"

Over there, Cream Xuanzang said disdainfully: "These experts are pure liars, at the beginning the experts said that the Japanese nuclear power plant would not explode, but it exploded." Experts immediately said that the other two nuclear power plants would not have exploded, as a result of which the other two exploded. The expert went on to say that even if the nuclear power plant exploded, the shell would have been very protective and the shell would have been blown away. The expert changed his tune and said that even if it leaked, it would not pollute Japan, and as a result, the nuclear radiation in Tokyo exceeded the standard. The latest prediction from experts: China is safe. I'm suddenly so worried! Leader, let's run away, maybe we'll be fine when we get to the northwest and southwest!"

"Wouldn't it?" Chen Haoran opened his mouth wide, and forgot to chew the half-bitten bun.

Chen Haoran was also very entangled, "Forget it, we can't escape from the earth, it's all in vain!"

The madman said: "Erbi 2012 is not really going to come!"

Chen Haoran looked at Cream Xuanzang: "The Buddha didn't say anything?"

Cream Xuanzang said proudly: "Our Buddha has said a long time ago that people in the world will go to him sooner or later, and sooner or later they will be under his management!

"Ugh. Chen Haoran was stunned! What the Buddha said was true, people in the world are not going to die sooner or later!

Chen Haoran suddenly took a big bite of the bun again, "Whatever, there are so many immortals, can you still watch us die." Besides, we have no money and no power, 2012 is coming, we have nothing to give up except to live a few years less! Crazy people come to eat buns!"

The madman said, "I can't eat anymore, I've been so hungry just now that I've eaten a lot." ”

Cream Xuanzang clasped his hands next to him and said, "Amitabha, the madman benefactor just ate half a bag of salt!"

As soon as Chen Haoran heard this, he stood up suddenly: "Crazy! I'll go to the hospital with you, eating so much salt will kill you!"

The madman said: "It's not as much as Tang Seng said, I just ate a little more, and it's not in the way!"

At this time, Chen Haoran was relieved, "Oh, that's okay, that's okay!As long as it doesn't exceed the standard, it's okay for you to eat more, you urinate frequently, just enough to discharge the salt from your body!"

The madman said angrily: "You're urinating a lot! You're urinating a lot! You're urinating a lot, you're urinating a lot, you're urinating a lot!

Chen Haoran laughed. The madman was about to poke Chen Haoran with the cigarette in his hand, but Chen Haoran was afraid that he would be burned by the madman, so he hurriedly ran away.

The rest of the immortals didn't react at all when they saw the two of them making trouble, just shouted to beat the royalist and moved around the coffee table on the sofa.

Running and running, Chen Haoran suddenly felt a little tired, so he hurriedly surrendered.

"Surrender! Surrender, madman, I surrender. I apologize to you, I apologize very sincerely!"

The madman laughed and said, "You're a fool, I'm stupid! Believe you, I've been kicked in the head by a donkey!"

"No, madman, I apologize to you very sincerely, I can't say that you urinate frequently, I'm wrong, I'm guilty!"

The madman smiled and said, "That's pretty much it!"

Chen Haoran said: "Alas, I really realized my mistake. I can't joke about other people's shortcomings, you have prostate disease, I can't discriminate against you, right? I really realized my mistake this time!"

As soon as he heard this, the madman became anxious: "I knew that you monkey didn't speak human words!

So the two of them went around the room a few more times, and finally they were tired of running, and they stopped fooling around, so they sat on the sofa and smoked.

"Erbi. I did as you said and rented a house for the two old men. Do you really want to keep them?"

Chen Haoran said: "There is no good way for the time being, let's rent them for now, but we have to find an opportunity to get their occupied house back!"

"You half-, their house has already been changed to a building!"

"Then get their rights back!"

The madman nodded in agreement.

Chen Haoran said: "By the way, madman, have you found the Roaring Sky Dog?"

"There is wood. A few of them said they had seen it, but it was Mu You who found the trace of the dog!"

"Alas, I'm in a hurry! I don't feel comfortable taking other people's money and not doing things for others, and I don't think I'll be looking for garbage to eat that day. We have to find a way to find a good one!"

"That's it!"

Chen Haoran was bored, so he talked to the madman about the story of him following these two gods of literature and wealth to Beijing, and told them about the cowhide they had blown, and Chen Haoran also said that he would have to go to prison in the future!

The madman is not worried that Chen Haoran will be in prison, but he feels that he suddenly admires this old guy very much, and he doesn't see that he has such a good imagination without showing his eyes, which can be described as unbridled and arbitrary.

This was just heard by the two gods of martial arts, and the two of them glanced at each other, and then went to look at Bigan, who pretended to be fine.

Chen Haoran was worried about Xishen's love, so he asked the madman, there was nothing unexpected about the old boyfriend Xishen talked about in the park on the day he went to Beijing, right?

The madman said no, and it went well, Xishen went out on a date early, and he just came back before Chen Haoran and the others came back, and he looked very happy.

Chen Haoran nodded, and at this time, Chen Haoran's dog Xiaotian walked over and put his head on Chen Haoran's hand, and Chen Haoran gently stroked its head.

The madman said that this dog is good, Chen Haoran is good, every time he sees this little sky very happy, he is always worried about the safety of the roaring dog.

......

Early the next morning, when Chen Haoran was still enjoying his luxurious sleep, he was angry and shouted early. Chen Haoran opened his eyes and found that they were two gods of martial wealth.

"God of Wealth, you are endless, the God of Wealth and Wealth takes turns not to let me rest well, is there any humanity, is there any heavenly reason, I grabbed the salt yesterday, what are you going to do today?"

Zhao Gongming said: "Hehe, those two guys are starting to start, it seems that they are doing a lot of work, and besides, it is better to start early and get rich early, if it fails, it will be faceless!"

Chen Haoran said: "Then you go!"

Zhao Gongming said: "You are responsible for us coming here, how can you do it if you don't lead us, besides, those two guys will definitely ask you for help later, and we will drag you away, and their plans will not be carried out!"

Chen Haoran smiled, Wu Caishen is not brainless, it seems to be very smart, Chen Haoran remembered that Bigan said that he was going to the bank today to bring what money, Chen Haoran went to the bank less, it was very similar to going in to see.

"Chen Haoran, you might as well follow us. You can pretend to be the boss with us, how majestic!"

Chen Haoran's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Pretending to be the boss again today?"

Zhao Gongming, who had a black face, nodded.

Chen Haoran smiled and said, "I like to pretend to be the boss! I'll follow you, follow the two of them like fraudsters!"

Zhao Gongming said: "Follow us is the underworld!"

Chen Haoran nodded.

The people of Great Europe have been rummaging through the city for the past few days, but they haven't found where Chen Haoran and their people are, in fact, it's all because Big Europe is looking in the wrong place, because in the eyes of Great Europe. Anyone like them who is in this mixed society usually goes out to either a bar or a bathing center, a nightclub or an underground casino. Even people who don't have these bad habits are also living in hotels, because these people can't cook or clean, and only by staying in hotels can these trivial things be omitted.

Great Europe miscalculated Chen Haoran's style of life, so he was in a hurry to find them. Great Europe was made by those two gods of martial arts and wealth and lost face at all, and they were very angry, you must know who is more prestigious in the Tao. The two gods of wealth have been told as a joke in the past few days, and of course Great Europe is angry.

Great Europe even said that as long as he could help him find these three people who smashed the field, he would immediately give him 50,000 yuan.

Chen Haoran and the two gods of martial arts did not continue to find trouble in Great Europe this time, according to Guan Gong, they just had to wait for the rabbit. And the best location, Guan Gong thinks, is in Chen Haoran's smashed travel agency.

Chen Haoran didn't understand the reason for this. But I felt that what these two martial gods of wealth seemed to be reasonable, so Chen Haoran also specially bought a few boxes of cigarettes. bought a pair of poker cards, and Chen Haoran taught the two of them to fight the landlord.

These two gods of wealth have just learned to fight the emperor, and they are somewhat unaccustomed to fighting landlords. Except for the indiscriminate bombing, everything else has been figured out.

The God of Wealth is right, this is the Red Light District, the territory of Greater Europe, and there are many young people here who are loyal to Greater Europe. Chen Haoran and these two gods of wealth are so blatantly playing cards here. The news soon reached the ears of Greater Europe.

Great Europe was curious and asked what they were doing with the smashed travel agency, they didn't make sense there, it was just a rented porter, what important things could there be, where would they all be.

The younger brother of Great Europe told Great Europe. They were fighting the landlord in the smashed gatehouse.

Big Europe didn't even believe in his ears, what was it to fight the landlord, but Big Europe thought about it carefully, it turned out that Chen Haoran didn't put Big Europe in their eyes at all, and their current life was still very calm.

At this time, the lady who rented the façade room to Chen Haoran saw Chen Haoran and them, and talked about the façade room where she was smashed, and reprimanded her for a while, saying that Chen Haoran seduced other people's wives everywhere, but people came to take revenge and affected her façade room, etc., and said that the house should not be rented to them anymore.

Chen Haoran apologized for a while, telling the eldest mother that he did not seduce other people's wives, and he must rent the house, and the compensation will not be less at all. Just when the eldest lady was arguing, the people who led him from Europe came.

The eldest lady knows Great Europe, and she also knows that her façade room is smashed by the people of Great Europe, and the eldest mother also knows that they can't afford to provoke Great Europe, so the eldest lady saw things badly and left the scene decisively. Although the eldest lady is a woman, she has never seen any scenes in her life experience for so many years, so her choice is very wise.

Da Ou led his little brother to surround Chen Haoran and the three of them tightly, and the water was impassable.

There are a large number of three of them in Greater Europe: a young man in big pants (on this kind of day, of course, Chen Haoran will not wear the suit that the God of Wealth and Literature got for him), and two big men in fake Nick tracksuits.

Although Da Europe had heard his younger brother talk about the image of these three people before, but after seeing it for real today, it was really hard to imagine that this was the person who smashed his field except that he thought that this was a migrant worker.

"Boy, which of you has the final say?"

The two gods of martial arts pointed at Chen Haoran.

Chen Haoran stood up and slowly lit a cigarette, looking at Greater Europe with disdainful eyes.

"You are the legendary Great Europe, why are you bald, without a hair, malnourished?"

The two gods of wealth laughed, and even a few of the people under the Great Europe secretly laughed, and the Great Europe looked at the place where the laughter came out, and suddenly someone rushed over and slapped the person who was snickering twice.

Da Europe pointed at Chen Haoran and said loudly: "Smash me, kill him, I'll deal with it!"

The surrounding little brothers rushed forward with hulala, where had Chen Haoran seen this posture, and he quickly retracted in fright.

"Chen Haoran, don't be afraid, there are us!"

Guan Gong also took a step forward and said: "Guan Mou is here, don't wait for me to go wild, who is willing to come up and make a big move with me for three hundred rounds!"

Big Europe laughed and said: "How many years have you been, who is still alone with you!" (to be continued......)