Chapter 079: Catch the Thief
"In summer, how do you burn incense?" Sister Lin said after burning incense, looking at me.
The so-called men have gold under their knees, burn incense and worship the Buddha, bow is enough, some students even directly bow three times and bow nine times, if the real body of the Confucian saint is in front of me, I can still be so neat, Nima! What is there to worship this broken stone statue.
I was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'll go now!"
I lit three sticks of incense and pretended to worship, anyway, this thing doesn't work.
"Okay, let's go out and play!" Sister Lin said happily when she saw that I had finished everything.
Although the scenery of this Wangfeng Mountain is good, there is really nothing to play, after all, I am not a literati, and I don't have that kind of mood to visit the mountains and rivers.
Sister Lin and Mei'er walked hand in hand in front, and sometimes Sister Lin let out an exclamation, and Mei'er chuckled. It's just me, a big man, with a dogtail in his mouth, helplessly looking at the two beautiful female friends in front of him.
"Sister Lin, it's not early, let's go down the mountain to eat!" I looked at the time, it was already a little faster, and I was a little hungry, so I proposed.
Sister Lin glanced back at me, as if thinking about something, and then said, "Don't go down yet, let's play on the mountain for a while." ”
I knew that it was useless to argue with Sister Lin anymore, so I gave up, but I was really a little hungry, and then I happened to see a young man sitting on the steps, with a box of noodles next to him, a mention of mineral water, and two thermoses.
"Brother, how do you sell the bucket noodles?" I looked at the young man and said with a smile, although I know the price of the barrel noodles, but this thing is relatively expensive in the scenic area, so it is better for me to ask.
The man looked up at me and said lightly, "Ten yuan a bucket ......"
This is a cheating father, a bucket of instant noodles costs 10 yuan, which is simply tripled the price!
"It's so expensive, it's only three or four yuan a bucket below, and you're ten yuan, that's too much, right?" I complained weakly.
When the man heard this, he was anxious: "What, I worked hard to move up from the bottom of the mountain, is it easy for me?"
Forget it, I won't eat this bucket of noodles, although I'm a little hungry, but I don't feel big, it's just a little empty behind two beauties alone.
"Then get me a bottle of water!" I said to the young man, even if the water tripled, it would only cost three dollars, and I was really a little thirsty, and it would be nothing to spend two more dollars.
I took the water handed to me by the young man and drank it directly, and the young man who was drinking it suddenly said, "Mineral water, five yuan a bottle!"
"Poof!" he said, and I directly squirted out all the water I had just drunk.
"Hurry up and give the money, you're all open, don't you want to pay the bill?" the young man frowned, his eyes fixed on me.
"Hehe, hehe, how come!" I smiled, screwed the bottle cap on, and then turned into a negotiating tone: "Brother, you see, I only drank two sips of this water, less than one-fifth, how about giving you a dollar?"
"Don't ......," the young man could finish, when I threw water and a piece of money at him, and ran away.
Our speed can be described as extremely fast, and the young man saw that he couldn't catch up, so he had to sit down again, and scolded in his mouth: "Who the is this!"
This scenic spot is really cheating on you, a bottle of mineral water is five dollars a bottle! I will never come to this kind of place again!
"Why did you go, why did you run so quickly?" Sister Lin asked suspiciously when she saw me running over in a hurry.
I smiled: "Nothing, nothing!"
"Sister Mei'er said she was hungry, let's go down to eat!" Sister Lin glanced at Mei'er and said.
"Then let's hurry down!" When I heard this, I was so happy that I was finally able to leave this hellish place!
Sister Lin was walking in front, Mei'er suddenly came over and grabbed my arm, this situation made me stunned, and before I could react, I heard Mei'er say: "Actually, Mei'er is not hungry." ”
"Then why did you say that to Sister Lin?" Could it be that Sister Lin was hungry and deliberately made an excuse?
Mei'er smiled: "Mei'er knows that you are hungry in the summer, so she told Sister Mengxin that!"
"Mei'er, you're so good!" After speaking, he kissed Mei'er's little face.
Mei'er was blushed by my action, and was about to take another bite, when Sister Lin's voice came: "When are you two going to be intimate, hurry up and go down the mountain! Miss Ben's stomach is also hungry!"
"Got it!" I replied helplessly, and Mei'er also let go of the hand holding me and ran towards Sister Lin.
This Lin Mengxin, why does she come out to mischief at a critical time every time, grass!
"Brother, have you ever seen a tall and obscene-looking person?" As I was walking, a big man suddenly stopped me, and I was stunned: "What's wrong?"
"MB, the kid bought my brother's water, and he ran away without giving money!" the big man said scoldingly.
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the so-called obscene-looking person was me, but Nima! I obviously gave money, okay! A dollar is not money!
"Damn! That guy is too detained! If I see him, I'll tell my brother!" I pretended to be indignant, and the big man nodded, and I took the opportunity to slip away.
There are many restaurants near Wangfeng Mountain, but there are also many food stalls at the foot of the mountain, and there are quite a lot of people, after all, these places are much cheaper than restaurants.
Not to mention that it is unhygienic on the side of the road, I think it is unhygienic except for cooking by myself, but out of sight is clean, and I don't like to think about that.
Seeing that Sister Lin continued to walk forward, I hurriedly said, "Sister, let's eat around here, the restaurant is too expensive, don't go!"
Sister Lin thought for a while: "Then let's eat here!"
Seeing that Sister Lin agreed, we found a place to sit down, ordered something casually, and ate.
What's more embarrassing is that this meal is not very affordable, but compared to the surrounding restaurants, it should be cheaper.
I was eating when suddenly I heard a shout from a distance: "Catch the thief, catch the thief!"
Everyone around heard it, but everyone who helped, and after taking a look, they all ate on their own.
I also buried my head in eating in line with the principle that it is not my business.
"Catch the thief!" Then the voice came again, and I looked up at the person who was stolen, with long hair fluttering, wearing a sun hat, although I couldn't tell if it was a beauty, but the temperament was very good.
Since it's a beauty, then I'll help her!
What's funnier is that those people not only didn't stop the thief, but also gave in one after another, giving the thief a way to escape.
He was extremely fast, so it didn't take long for him to catch up with the thief and kick him down: "Grass! It's not good for your health to do strenuous exercise just after eating, you know?"
"Big, big brother, you spare me, I won't dare in the future!" The thief pleaded with a face, and at the same time handed the wallet to me, I took the wallet, and stood up directly, I am not a righteous citizen, the thief did not cause me any harm, it is all a mixed meal, I don't need to be embarrassed for him.
But as soon as I stood up, my neck was grabbed, and at the same time there was an angry shout: "Teach me the wallet!"