Chapter 2 The Forced Foundation
"Boy, you get up, hurry up, otherwise Lao Tzu will destroy you, you stinky boy, I made it clear to you, today Lao Tzu will help you build a foundation...... Hurry up for me...... "In the early morning, the sun was shining and the morning dew was rising, and in that valley where the birds were singing and the flowers were scented, a sloppy old man was bringing out a boy of about two years old from a simple grass hut, and said with an unhappy face.
"Hmm...... You bastard, dead old man, didn't you see me sleeping? Why bother me...... Zhuji? Zhuji, a fart, I'm not, Lao Tzu's life is just this little fun, eating, drinking, Lazar, playing with beautiful women, what are people who cultivate immortals like you are not ghosts or ghosts?"
"You...... Stinky boy, you. What are you talking about? Do you know who your master and I are? This Xuantian Continent doesn't know tens of thousands of miles from south to north and from east to west, who doesn't know my prestige? Tens of billions of mortals don't want to worship me as a teacher to inherit the Taoist system? It's good that I teach you myself, and you still haven't learned ......?" Li Baiyun listened to the misunderstanding, blew his beard and said angrily, as for Wu regret saying the words of the two playing with beautiful women, Li Baiyun was not surprised at all, because Wu Bai could speak at the age of one and a half and could be literate at the age of one and a half, and after reading the thousands of books collected in his house in half a year, he knew that these were naturally not strange, and it was not the first time that Wu regret said this.
To be honest, it's been two years since this blink of an eye, and no regrets are used to the life here before all kinds of basically forgotten, no regrets is a person who can be at peace with what happens, there is food and drink here all day long, and someone is waiting for the life to pass and be chic and comfortable, why think so much? As for what Li Baiyun said about cultivating immortality and immortality, he didn't take it to heart at all, for him without regrets, what bullshit became an immortal, what immortality was, it was all bullshit, not to mention how dangerous this cultivation path is, the one who cultivates immortals can really cross the catastrophe and become an immortal is definitely one in a million, and the rest have all turned into ashes, and there is not even a slag left, not to mention this, just say that the years of cultivating immortals, hundreds of years are like a day, and I don't dare to think about what I will become if I want to cultivate for hundreds of years, old monster? He didn't want to, what fun would life have in that case?
Therefore, he has no regrets about the old man forcing himself to cultivate immortals, and he is deaf to it, and he does not do it...... Since he was one year old and could speak, the old man has been chasing him and asking him to cultivate immortals, but he has no regrets, but he has turned a deaf ear to this, and he didn't hear it at all......
"Well, old man, you didn't say that for the first day, you are not very good...... It's amazing...... Tell me how old you are, it seems that you are more than 9,800 years old, right? I don't even have a house yet, speaking of which, I am still your precious apprentice, and you actually let me live in this shabby grass house, do you say that you are ashamed or not? Besides, the grace of others has been a catastrophe in a few hundred years, and now you have long been the boss in the fairy world, look at you? You still dare to call yourself a master? You are still a scattered immortal at more than 9,800 years old, you are a fart...... If I were you, I would have hit the wall, really...... When you're older, you still like to brag so much......" After hearing this, he said lazily waving his hand.
"You...... You...... You stinky boy......" Li Baiyun suddenly blew his beard and glared at him when he said this, and pointed at Jun Wuregret, who was definitely no more than 60 centimeters tall in front of him, and said angrily......
"What? I'm not right? Don't let me say it? If I don't say it, forget it, just don't say it, everyone just understands it in their hearts...... Really, since you know that you are shy, don't show your eyes when you are old...... I also brag as if I was very powerful...... The masters of the people are all hugging each other, the guests are full of friends, and there are a bunch of apprentices and grandchildren wherever they go, hundreds of junior brothers follow, look at you, what do you have......? Didn't I say, look at your torn clothes, how long has it been since you changed them?, like a refugee fleeing the famine......" Without regrets, he mocked Li Baiyun in front of him without hesitation, and hit the master in front of him unscrupulously......
Of course, if you don't regret it at the beginning, you definitely don't dare to do this, after all, he came to this fairy world inexplicably, he was afraid that he would meet some old devil and destroy himself at once, but now he has basically figured out his master's temperament, to put it bluntly, this old man is a typical person who has nothing to do, you scold him twice He likes you, you punch him twice He also likes you, if you scold him and ridicule him unscrupulously as if he has no regrets, that's fine...... I guarantee that this old guy will love you very much, although he may be annoyed and angry for a while, but then he will recover more than a child, and the speed of changing his face is embarrassing.
"You...... You stinky boy, let me tell you, those bullshit masters have to ask me to call me grandpa when they see Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will destroy them, who else will tell you that I have no disciples and grandchildren? To tell you the truth, my disciples and grandchildren are less than tens of thousands, and the number one sect in the world Tiandao Sect is Lao Tzu's sect, and Lao Tzu is the ancestor of their current head of Chunyangzi...... If it weren't for Lao Tzu who didn't want to accept apprentices, it would not have been my junior brother's turn to sit in charge of the sect at the beginning, and tell you, as long as I say a word, as many people do you want to follow you, as for the house? Hmph, if Lao Tzu wants to, he can use Beihai Jinjing to build a palace...... It's just that Lao Tzu doesn't want to do this, you kid don't look down on people...... And also...... Don't talk this nonsense to me, let me tell you, today I am here to build a foundation for you, you will build a foundation, and if you don't build a foundation, you will build a foundation......" Lao Dao said angrily after hearing this.
Speaking regardless of Wu Regret's opposition, he directly lifted Wu Regret up, and then pinched the seal with his hand, and in an instant, he put the mind and perception of the foundation building period into Wu Regret's mind, and he couldn't forget it, and then he didn't care that Wu Regret struggled there, took out a golden pill and stuffed it into Wu Regret's mouth, and then Yun Gong helped Wu Regret digest it.
"You old man, what have you done to me?you old bastard!!I'm not done with you......" Without Li Baiyun doing this, Jun Wuregret suddenly felt that he had been raped, and after being forced to take the pill, he instantly felt that his body was burning like a fire, and Li Baiyun's palm had a warm current that flowed into his body.
"Hehe, boy, don't move, what I just gave you is the foundation building elixir Tianxuan Pill of the Medicine King Valley, which is of great benefit to people in the foundation building period, and it can directly save you the time to practice qi and start building the foundation, of course, this thing can directly promote you to the Jindan stage, but I will let all the medicinal power into your body be better for you, haha, you kid put up with a little pain for me, of course you can't help it, I won't stop." Li Baiyun laughed, and began to use his immortal power to help Haotian melt the pill as he spoke...... In an instant, he felt that there was an incomparably painful feeling in the limbs of his body, and after a while, the painful feeling instantly spread to his whole body, and in an instant, he fainted in pain.