"Boss, you're dead."

Text message from 'Ten Thousand Years Little Brother Weasel'.

I frowned as I walked towards my destination as I looked at the text message. Thinking that Huang You, a bastard boy, is getting bolder and bolder, and dares to send me such a text message, is he scaring me?

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong next to me noticed that my expression was abnormal, so they came over to look at my mobile phone.

Liu Qidong: "What are you looking at? Ouch, threatening text messages?"

Wang Shien said jokingly: "It's normal for Mu Dongqing, offending people all day long...... The sender is Huang You? Hey, I can't see that he is also quite capable. ”

I said hatefully: "Go back and skin him, the last time we stopped us for seven days has not been settled." ”

I was about to send back a text message full of expletiveness when my phone rang again. Before I could open it, my phone rang one after another, and I received a text message.

"What the hell are you doing today?" I scolded.

Under the curiosity of Wang Shien and Liu Qidong, I opened other text messages.

Sticky belly black slug: "Congratulations. ”

Fake honest stone: "It's going to be miserable." ”

Monkey without discipline: "Let's go eat bananas!"

Millennium Zhengtai: "Die." ”

My little sister is just growing up: "My brother has finally come to the end of his life!"

We look at them one by one, and the more we look at them, the more confused we become.

"What the hell are these guys doing today?" I said, frowning.

Received another belated text message, a sticky belly black slug: "Little Green said 'Kill Mu Holly!'"

“......”

"I'm grass!"

My face was almost on the screen, and I shouted, "Isn't it a butt pumping?!"

Liu Qidong pulled me: "Don't be excited, don't be excited, Xiaolu is not here, I can't hear it." ”

I called Huo Yu angrily, but as soon as it rang, I was rejected.

Fight again, refuse again, fight again, refuse again. When I called other people's calls, I also refused to answer, so angry that I slammed my phone on the ground and said angrily: "It's okay to be idle, let's play me together, don't you?! Wait for me! Lao Tzu is about to clear the customs, and the first thing I do when I go home is to kill you!"

Wang Shien pondered: "Although I don't know what's going on, it seems that something will happen today." ”

Liu Qidong also touched his chin and said: "It's like it, otherwise it wouldn't really be idle like this." According to their words, it is quite possible that something will happen today. ”

I picked up the mobile phone that had been thrown on the ground in pain, and after checking that it was not damaged, I first sighed that the phone was really extraordinary, and then stood up and asked them, "What will happen?"

Wang Shien pondered: "The most likely thing should be ......"

Liu Qidong: "The Eleventh Palace." ”

Me: "Golden Saint Seiya?"

I see, it seems that there will be some ruthless characters guarding the Eleventh Palace, which is why those guys are so excited and curse the tragic fate that I am about to come. is the so-called beating of the water dog brother, falling into the well and falling into the rocky mountain, they like to watch me abused.

But why is Xiaoxue so excited?

No, it seems that Xiaoxue has always been happy that her brother was abused, so I don't want to think that she is too pure and kind.

Liu Qidong: "But who will be sure that the three of us will be tortured to death?" Listening to their tone, it seems that as soon as the Saint Seiya of the Tenth Dao Palace comes out, we will die. ”

Me: "Who is it? I don't have a clue. ”

When he was scratching his head and thinking about it, scanning the people in his memory one after another, Wang Shien's expression became very strange, as if he had thought of something.

"I, I may have guessed ......"

Liu Qidong and I immediately asked nervously, "Who?"

Wang Shien raised his head with a pale face and said to us, "My grandfather." ”

"Lao Wang?!"

"Uncle Qinglong?!"

Yes, yes, yes, it's like that!

Lao Wang is tough and hot, if he were him, he would definitely abuse our three unsuccessful grandsons to death. No wonder the guys in the house are so happy and excited, and they like us to die.

Seeing Wang Shien's frightened face, I patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't be afraid, isn't it Lao Wang? What's more, you are his own grandson, and it will hurt you very much. ”

I said the words "I hurt you very hard", for fear that Wang Shien would not be able to hear the deep well.

Wang Shien was not in the mood to worry so much, and asked me and Liu Qidong with a bitter face: "What are you going to do?"

I pretended to be relaxed and said, "It's okay, I'll knock a few times to Lao Wang when I go, and just call grandpa a few times." ”

"It's not promising!"

"It's not promising!"

Liu Qidong said with some luck: "I don't know Master Wang well, he won't be too ruthless to someone he doesn't know much." As long as he takes special care of you, I'll take the opportunity to pretend to be dead. ”

"It's not promising!"

"It's not promising!"

After struggling in place for a while, we finally continued to move on to the marked land. I'm afraid that if I retreat halfway, I will only be abused worse by Lao Wang.

However, the truth is often unexpected.

In other words, there is no reason to be too sure about the future.

When we walked to the destination in an unprecedented downturn, we saw a very strange image.

In a meadow, under a large tree with lush foliage, there is a large cloth with red flowers and four corners. On top of the big cloth, there is a bamboo basket, and next to the bamboo basket sits a charming beauty.

Calyx, dressed in a purple dress, sat on the red cloth and looked at us with a smile.

I didn't expect that the Saint Seiya of the Eleventh Palace would be a green calyx. Wearing a long skirt is not like going to fight. In terms of her strength, it doesn't seem to be enough to torture us. The appearance of the green calyx, why did it make those monsters in the family so excited?

But if you think about it, you can understand, although she usually thinks that the green calyx is very beautiful, and she often sees the evil fire burning, but today she deliberately put on a sexy posture and expression, which is absolutely overwhelming!

Qingcao is staying here now to confuse us with beauty, don't say that we can't hurt her, I'm sure that as long as she snorts at Wang Shien and Liu Qidong, these two bastards will definitely betray me without hesitation and beat me like a dog.

Sure enough, she winked at us with a pair of seductive beautiful pupils, and immediately fascinated the three of us, revealing a ** reincarnated expression.

Liu Qidong bled his tongue and said stupidly: "It's so beautiful~"

Wang Shien did not hide his ** nature at all: "I have never seen such a sexy woman in my life." ”

I affirmed: "Harem, must be harem!"

"People have been waiting for you for a long time~"

Calyx said to us in a sweet voice that made people soften, and the exposed snow-white seductive shoulders were facing us, and for a moment our eyes widened.

"It's so sweet!

"I've never heard such a sweet voice in my life. ”

"Harem, must be harem!"

Alas~ Even if you understand what means Qingcao is going to do, but she is powerless to resist, it's too powerful!

But......

She just said "you"?

"Lord Demon King, come and sit here, they have specially made something delicious for you. ”

Qingcao mischievously sent me a storm and immediately electrocuted me. On the other hand, Wang Shien and Liu Qidong cast unfriendly glances at me.

I see!

Do you really want to use a counter-trick?! Just like I thought, tempt Wang Shien and Liu Qidong to beat me!

I took two steps back and said to them nervously and frightenedly, "Hey, wake up, you two are stupid, don't you understand at all?

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong hesitated for a moment, and seemed to be sober.

However, Qingcao looked at me resentfully and said to me: "Lord Demon King, although this is very misleading, but people are timid, and they can only take this opportunity to confess to you. ”

Confession?!No, it's definitely a meter!

The green calyx's cheeks were flushed, and the watery eyes and expression on her face were full of shyness and uneasiness, and the coquettishness made people fascinated.

I have to admire Qingcao, this acting ...... It's more real than the real thing, it's really amazing!

"I, when I first met the Demon King and was rescued by the Demon King, I thought the Demon King was really handsome and charming. It's obviously a youkai and has survived for hundreds of years, but it's the first time I've felt strange. At first, I didn't understand it, but gradually, I learned what that feeling was, the love between a man and a woman. Since then, I've been in love with the Demon King. ”

"I always sneak a peek at the Demon King, and take care of the Demon King like a virtuous wife, hoping that the Demon King will be inseparable from me. I know it's naïve and simple and silly, but I don't know what to do. I just want the Demon King to notice me one day and like me. ”

Qingcao said this to me shyly, and although she knew that it was a plan, she became nervous and scared.

When Wang Shien and Liu Qidong saw this scene, they glared at me with envy and jealousy, and they had a tendency to tear me into slices.

Unexpectedly, such a strong and united brotherly alliance would be shattered without a trace in less than a few minutes by a woman.

"Calyx...... You're terrible. I couldn't help but say it.

Her expression was a little gloomy, pretending to be sad by me, and then said to me with a wry smile: "Lord Demon King, I like you, I really like you after getting along with you for so long." I like your optimism, I like your smile, I like the melancholy you show when you're in the tree. ”

I sneered as if I had a question.

"Don't say it, it's all a lie. Optimism is brainless, smiling is giggling, and melancholy is dementia. No matter how rambling you say, Lao Tzu will not be fooled. Xiao Wang Xiaodong, you said yes, right?"

Wang Shien and Liu Qidong were more sober.

Wang Shien nodded and said, "Indeed, it's brainless, smirking, and demented." ”

Liu Qiaodong: "So it's impossible to like it at all, and I almost fell into the scheme." ”

So convincing, I really don't know whether to cry or laugh. It's better to cry, if you laugh, you will be treated as a giggle.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Qingcao shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Lord Demon King, I really like you. ”

"I'm sorry, I won't be fooled. ”

I said to Qingcao righteously: "What I like is Lu Qi, I like it very, very much, and this will never change, so I will definitely not be fooled." ”

I, Wang Shien, and Liu Qidong sat on the red cloth under the tree in front of the green calyx with a bitter expression.

"It seems that the Demon King really loves Miss Lu Qi...... Self-defeating, I'm so stupid. ”

It's really weird, there is a degree of acting, it's so real that I am a little embarrassed.

I cleared my throat and said to Calyx, "Throw in the towel." ”

Liu Qidong: "Your anti-intrigue can't hurt our brother's feelings." ”

Wang Shien: "I don't want to hurt beautiful women, don't force me to do it." ”

In the face of our persecution, Qingcao was not in a hurry, and said to me with a bitter smile: "This time you won, and Miss Lu Qi, you also won." ”

Whew-Is it really done? So fast, but it's really thrilling.

If Wang Shien and Liu Qidong fall for Qingcao's scheme, I will be beaten like a dog brother and it will be too light, maybe it will really lead to unexpected big trouble.

Well...... Lu Qi also won, what does this mean.

Strangely, a silent figure walked up behind me at some point